Farmina
28-01-2005, 08:43
Farminan News
In a surprise move by the government all ‘Think about you’ threads have been banned. The popular website ‘Nationstates’ a favorite of the Farminan people is now being closely being observed by government web monitors to ensure no people post on the unholy threads. With the High Priest currently kidnapped by violent foreigners so he can enter peace talks under no duress, a spokesmen had this to say:
We of Farmina will stand strong against this scourge. These treads are growing like a cancer. They are in fact the Devil’s cancer and we shall stop them infecting Farmina. Our holy nation will stand strong and call upon other nations to do the same.
The Elected Councils have denied that any member of the government has been logging in to ‘Nationstates’ and using these threads.
This comes in light of 1337 being declared Satan’s language and anyone caught speaking, typing, writing or reading it will be burnt at the stake.
Now to the lead story: the cat caught in the tree.
In a surprise move by the government all ‘Think about you’ threads have been banned. The popular website ‘Nationstates’ a favorite of the Farminan people is now being closely being observed by government web monitors to ensure no people post on the unholy threads. With the High Priest currently kidnapped by violent foreigners so he can enter peace talks under no duress, a spokesmen had this to say:
We of Farmina will stand strong against this scourge. These treads are growing like a cancer. They are in fact the Devil’s cancer and we shall stop them infecting Farmina. Our holy nation will stand strong and call upon other nations to do the same.
The Elected Councils have denied that any member of the government has been logging in to ‘Nationstates’ and using these threads.
This comes in light of 1337 being declared Satan’s language and anyone caught speaking, typing, writing or reading it will be burnt at the stake.
Now to the lead story: the cat caught in the tree.