Canadian Tabloid Central
Head lines on the Tabloids
"President Wittrock seen with Grave's sister-in-law" - Federal Republic of Eastern Canada's Tabloid Central
"Wittrock announces his engagement with Grave's sister-in-law" - Canadan Tabloid Central
"Former Pacitalian Senior Deputy Prime Minister admits to being a conspirator of the assasination of Prime Minister Ell" - Canadian Tabloid Central
MassPwnage
29-01-2005, 23:21
Submission: "Roger Fabus is a closeted homosexual."
"Roger Fabus found kissing King Sam Fabus of Kahta"
I request that this magazine be burnt and destroyed, and I, nor my family, is ever mentioned again.
Czar Sam Fabus
OOC: Celebrities have said this to Paparazis and the tabloids, they never listen. This group is not ran by the government, nor will there be interference do to the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Canada has the freedom of the press, as well the freedom of speech.