Euroslavia
27-01-2005, 23:16
In the past few days, the Comrade of Euroslavia has been involved in an immense amount of interviews. Recently, a reporter from Arcadia was quoted as asking why the Comrade was given the title of "Cabbage Patch Girl". The rumors had spread like wildfire, and the reporter was only doing his job to confirm the reports.
"Recently, many of the citizens of Euroslavia have reported that your secret nickname is "Cabbage Patch Girl." Elaborate please."
The Comrade sat there in bewilderment. How could they have found out? My cabbage garden, how did they know? He began to ball his eyes out infuriatingly.
"I declare my love for cabbage! Is that what you all want? I spend all of my spare time tending to my cabbage plants! Is there anything wrong with that?"
The Comrade ran out of the interview, ordered the limo driver to take him back to his palace, where he immediately ran to his cabbage patch, huggled his cabbages individually, and fell asleep in the garden, with the best looking cabbage plant.
"Recently, many of the citizens of Euroslavia have reported that your secret nickname is "Cabbage Patch Girl." Elaborate please."
The Comrade sat there in bewilderment. How could they have found out? My cabbage garden, how did they know? He began to ball his eyes out infuriatingly.
"I declare my love for cabbage! Is that what you all want? I spend all of my spare time tending to my cabbage plants! Is there anything wrong with that?"
The Comrade ran out of the interview, ordered the limo driver to take him back to his palace, where he immediately ran to his cabbage patch, huggled his cabbages individually, and fell asleep in the garden, with the best looking cabbage plant.