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OOC: If you're name isn't Guffingford or any other true RWC nation prepare for a nice load of IC hatred. Ask away!

IC:
'We, the balanced and socially perfect peoples of Genius Guffingford are on the brink of victory.[Click for war RP] (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=392307) Even though we ought to focus our attention on the miserable, pathetic, weak and mindless fools attacking us we (the Central Committee of the party) have decided to spread this simple form of a general inquiry. You wish to know what we think or do not think of you, ask and ye shall receive.'

- Signoli DeFelice, minister of foreign affairs of Guffingford, member of the Central Committee of the Holy Dual Empire of Guffingford-Panooly

Whattaya naw dink of us?

King Linfield Hannon

I'm interested to find out...

I think I'm Guff's grey zone...but hey, shoot.

What do you think of Kriegorgrad?

Well I'm interested......



So what do u think of my nation?

What you think of me?

all right, shoot.

Come on Guff, hit me where it hurts.

'So, the bastard dogs from the in chaos decended realm dares to ask us for our opinion? Well they can get it? I have ordered to release a speech regarding our position on the nations of Euroslavia, Camel Eaters, Dumpsterdam and New Endenia. First I'll hand the nations I don't like (ICly), the rest will follow. We do not think any of these nations I mentioned before are good or earn our respect. You will now hear what we dó think of you.'

<Political Arena>

This time no Joseph Cyre or Barnard Rosse stepped on the stage, but a man no one has seen before. Who was it? His face, quite southern, weary and looks like a hard labourer. Although no one really knows him, he's in Holy Panooly a fairly known figure. His name, God Bless him, is Johann Abraxis-Taylor, the only diffirences are in his appearance and name, the way of preaching hatred are like all the others. Again the arena was filled to the top, ready for the madness.

'Ladies. Gentlemen, welcome. Today, our everlasting, omnipotent government has received word after the inquiry was sent into the ether. Let me start with a small portion of recent history. These thieves, these maniacs. Communists! They are in control of the nations Euroslavia and Kriegorgrad! We called them allies and they are calling us enemies now! Traitors, they are ALL traitors! Non-human garbage! Toleration of heathen laws, violators of the True Cross and the Word of God! They have been bending and twisting Holy Scriptures to feel comfortable with their own crimes! They laud lies, greed and deception! CRIMES AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE! THEY HAVE BETRAYED THE GLORIOUS ARYAN RACE! THEY HAVE BETRAYED ALL RACES! NO SANE RACE CAN FOLLOW COMMUNISM! A nation such as Camel Eaters cannot be taken seriously! Lapdogs of sexually immoral states! Nations like Sarzonia! NO SENSE OF DECENCY! THEY HAVE A ****SEXUAL AS LEADER! A country totally (mis)guided by a complete and utter fool who shares the bed and bath with ANOTHER MALE!. I have heard, he even sleeps with sheep and plays adult games with multiple men in a single bedroom! He even cheats on his MAN LOVER!...'

A shock went through the arena, the earth was shaking and the whole area was literally crumbling on its foundation. Lot's of "oooh's" and "aaaah" followed screams of tormented hatred. The infinite flow of lies continued from the virtual lipless mouth of Johann.

'...YES! They have NEVER SEEN GODS WRATH! Such nations do not have the right to live! They are satanic, demonic communist warriors from hell! Summoned by the anti-christ! DEATHMONGERS, DEATHBRINGERS! DEATH AND DECAY IS WHAT THEY BRING! Such monstrosities of the unhuman race MUST BE KILLED! They consist of EVIL, PURE EVIL...'

Another wave of indignation rushed through the crowd, veins almost popping by blood boiling, and the general temper was reaching a boiling point. They were about to abandon all sense of "sane" human behaviour if Johann wouldn't start with something that tones down the hate.

'...BUT LOOK! Some nations can be pure! Nations like Belem, Doomingsland New Endenia or we, obedient to the Cross and humble to God. Nations like Dumpsterdam, ever faithful in fighting of the subhuman mistakes of genetic codes known as McLeod03 and Wolfish, we will get you in time...'

And here, Johann made a mistake. As soon as he finished the sentence about McLeod03 and Wolfish a unitied call from beyond, almost quaking the dead to life, and disturbing God, waved and echoed through Guffingford. Johann quickly corrected himself by starting again how "pure" some nations are and love for The Great Leader.

'...YOU MUST FEEL LOVE FOR GUFFINGFORD! The Great Leader expects you to die in the eternal struggle! Follow the path nations like Doomingsland, New Endenia or The Merchant Guilds follow and they will take you to redemption, salvation and illumination! GO FORTH AND PONDER!'

The speech has ended.

OOC: nations after this post will be done tomorrow.

WOw....ur good......

What does Guffingford think of Unified Sith? and Bob-Bob :P

Insult me too! You know Im a civil rights lovefest.

Very well, what do you think about Wesmany?

Not that it would make any difference. :rolleyes:

Official Statement from The Department of Foreign Affairs:

We're curious.
Department of Foreign Affairs

((OOC: And no, I'm not Socialist anymore.))

A new hate speech was going on for a good three, four hours and people started to become impatient, and now the part of the real hate was rolling in. This one wasn't organized in the political arena but was broadcasted on television and radio all over Guffingford.

'...You see, there are people in this world who tolerate certain things like we do. For example, we have the most socially acceptable policies when it comes to the media. Our internet access is the most pure of the world but you can overreact when privileges are limited. Such nations give their citizens freedom. And more, and more and more... A vicious cycle without any hopes of breaking free. There you have it. Anarchy! ANARCHY! NATIONS, LIKE PRAETONIA! One step from a total anarchy! THEY CALL THEMSELVES DEMOCRATIC. THEY CALL THEMSELVES FREE. They are not! There's no such thing as "democracy" or. Freedom on the high seas exists, NOT MADE BY PERSONS. Democracy is a poison for the people, a plague, a rodent that needs to be squashed. Left leaning, left, communist, socialist. Words we do not need, same holds for the people who follow them like a horde of blind sheep. A nation such as Momanguise claims to be a free nation, void of the usual corruption in such nations. Well, allow me to remind you, fair and clean citizens of Racially Aware Guffingford, that nations such as Momanguise cannot provide love for the people, reason and compassion are NOWHERE in their dominion. NOWHERE, praise the Lord and bless The Great Leader Solan Rixx for his unlimited wisdom in dealing with such idiocies. HALLELUJAH! What have they done to make the world cleaner and better? Nothing. What have they taken from the world? Everything they can lay their bloody claws on. Greed and lust are what fills their minds. Sex and porn is what drives them. Satisfaction and SEXUAL PLEASURE AT THE EXPENSE OF THE HUMAN RACE!..'

He paused for a second, took a glass of water and continued...

'...I have not even started talking about the "British Empire". How they got their land wasn't by battle where blood flows through the streets and the bell tolls, no. Low talking, babbling and diplomacy. Nothing was taken by brute force, every page they wrote about the wars they waged are fairy tales. Same for these so called world wars I and II. Never happened. The German Reich is still here the way Bismarck founded it, Adolf Hitler was the first Führer, Wilhelm the first Kaiser and nothing has been inbetween. Furthermore, the very amusing bedtime stories about so called concentration camps in Poland and Germany*. Who invented the concentration camp? The British, lowlife hypocrites and bending to the will of others. They have never existed and will never exist because we care about our people. Why would we kill them when we can turn them into perfect citizens? A question none of those can answer. Some underdeveloped minds have uttered we are a dictatorship, a very brutal and cruel one. UNTRUE STATEMENTS COMING FROM THE MOUTHS WHO ARE THE FIRST TO SCREAM SUPPORT FOR INANE REGIMES SUCH AS AUTOMAGFREEK. Their tools to oppress are murder and rape, not reason and compassion. They know NOT THE WORD HONOUR AND LOYALTY, only money and death. Mercenaries hired by their leader; unable to control the citizens they try so hard to oppress. But fail, each and every time...'

The camera was filming the man sideways, while he was holding one arm in the air, balled fists and sometimes pointing one finger in the air, while ranting into the camera.

'...No, they are not nearly as free as Guffingford. While we are on the verge of wiping Neo-Wu and Daikerta from this rock floating around the sun, we fear nothing on this earth. Only God in Heaven shall judge us. Isn't it remarkable how all those nations have been or are still part of the NATO alliance? Isn't weird how those nations have congregated in a gathering to feel more secure while they are empowering and amplifying all their weaknesses? Why would anyone do that? Nations who lack self-coinfidence and feel no love for God or their Leader.'

We create order from chaos, we protect the world against intellectual and moral decay, we are the masters of construction, not destruction, we are the Alpha and Omega.

OOC *: concentration camps are on the HP continent. Remains of the WW2 camps are gone; all destroyed.

Darn, I wasn't mentioned...

I knew I forgot someone http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

I'll put you in the next speech.

OOC: It's so nice to be hated by Guff :)

Nice post.

And us?

'Many things enjoy a Godly splendor on this planet and Drum Gods is one of them. We treat your men with the highest respect and support you in your quest to regain your Empire. We place you parallel with great empires such as The Holy Roman Empire. God bless you, and your citizens.'

- Solan Rixx