Bretonnica
27-01-2005, 04:55
The Revolution Council meeting was interrupted today, as a heated argument broke out between the Ambassadors from Russakya and Chonqing over recent Russakyan aquisitions on Chonqing's Northern Frontier. Russakya tried valiantly to validate the land grab, citing a recent terrorist bombing of a large Russakyan oil refining complex in the South. In that single blast, the world lost it's hold on the third-largest reserve of crude in the world. Chonqing retaliated with the message that Russakya was only building an invasion of Chonqing, and that Russakya should be banned from the Council. The ban is not a likely move, because Russakya created the Council. The Russakyan Ambassador flatly denied Chonqing's allegations, stating that Chonqing was 'acting out of cowardice' and 'using deceit to further their own ends'. The Bretonnican Ambassador, also the elected Speaker of the Council, tried to regain order as the Izhmul Ambassador leapt onto the tables chanting 'fight, fight, fight!' Coronne was breaking into tears. Urakistan and Takria were praying to Allah. The Russakyan Ambassador gave a guttural roar and, after ripping off his business suit, hurled himself onto the Ambassador from Chonqing, and proceeded to tear the small opponent's pubic hair off. Izhmul joined the fight without seeming to care who he was attacking. The other Ambassadors were watching the brawl with a horrified and perverted fascination. Russakya and Chonqing are Communist juggernauts, and both have very refined and almost scary nuclear capability. War is inevitable. Big Brother help us all if the peace talks don't succeed. Send a reply to the article to Bretonnica on NationStates.