NationStates Jolt Archive

Hospital Wing, the Doom Citadel

Emperor Helldawg V paced back and forth tensely in front of the operating room. His wife, Empress Anja, daughter of Emperor Antonius I of Generia, was in labor, and about to deliver a son. Suddenly, the door to the room swung open, and a doctor in a surgical mask and garb stepped out.

"My lord, it's a boy!"

"Excelent." he said in a calm tone. He was worried it'd be a girl, so this news was helpfull. He pushed the doctor aside, whispering to his aid to reward the man. His wife was sitting up, sweat all over her pretty face, holding his newborn son. He walked over, picking up the boy. A doctor handed him siszors, and he snipped the umbilical cord. "I shall call him Maximus." he said alloud. Much blood would be spilled by his hand, and many trophies would decorate his wall.

Official Imperial Announcement

On this glorious day, Empress Anja has given birth to the next Emperor of Doomingsland, Maximus. He is to be baptized a Catholic within the next few weeks, and shortly thereafter, will commence Legionary training to prepare him for his great burden of leading the Empire.

"Congratulations on the addition to your family."-The Great Leader Li.

The Holy Empire of g.e.u would like to honour this day.For your empire shallbe mighty with many sons!

Congratulations, my friend! Helldawg, a papa...who'da thought?

-Generalissimo J.L.

Official Imperial Response

The emperor thanks all for their congradulations.

Official Imperial Statement

The Empire rejoices at this great news, and the great Emperor Antonius is overjoyed to see his daughter bear a strong son. Acting Imperator Varus sends his regards and congratulations to his cousin and the Emperor Helldawg. He is certain the boy shall grow to be a fine warrior in the tradition of our two great Imperiums.

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

Congratulations comrade. I'm sure you'll raise a fine son. Just don't teach him how to kill a man with his bare hands in the cold naked while being whipped and bitten by bats. Did I just say that? Anyway, congrats. And by the way, did she shout "you did this to me you whore!" or something to that similar effect?
Sergei Ilyanov
Counciller of Foreign Affairs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Byeltsin.jpg)
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Aye manny take that boy and make him an Emperor for the world to see. Go and kill yer enemies with yer son at the head of the army!

King Linfield Hannon

As a gift, we will send the newborn boy a voodoo doll of President Mike Sarzo.

-Generalissimo J.L.

To : Office of Emperor of Doomingsland
From : The Prime Minister of The Republic of Esscose


Congratulations on your recient Addition to your Family,
I Would like to Convay My deepest Joy to your Family & wish
Your Young Aire All The Best?

Also Please Accept This Gift From The Republic of Esscose , It is an Solid Gold
Statue of a woman with a Baby in Her Arms Suposed to Bring Good Luck

Yours

Michael Cullen
Prime Minister

Official Imperial Statement

The emperor thanks you all for your congradulations.

The baby, upon recieving the voodoo Sarzo, reportadly tore the eyes out, cut open the gut with a knife toy knife (no one's sure how he managed that one), and proceeded to tear it to pieces with his little hands. No one taught him anything to this effect as of yet, and is seemingly a natural born killer (big surprise).

As a gift, we will send the newborn boy a voodoo doll of President Mike Sarzo.

-Generalissimo J.L.
OOC: hahaha that's great. Is all you cold war RP like this? Well no Im guessing it somewhat more serious, but if it's this amusing TG me the link to it.

IC:Notquiteaplace sends congratulations and wishes him health and sucess in his life ahead. I am sure he will be a strong and wise leader in the future.

Kirsty Cox

Congratulations! If you need anything for your new arrival then just ask.

<Official Government Response>

*Transmission starts*

King James VIII clears his throat before beginning "I send you this message to congratulate you on the birth of your son. This is a most wonderous day in your countries...."

He turns away from the recorder, and muffled voices can be heard in the distance

"But it's not a good thing. Dad told me this guy's a f.."
"With all due respects James, just do as you're damn well told"
"Yes ma'am"

There is another nervous cough "Where was I... Ah, yes. This is a most wonderous day in your countries history, and will be remembered throughout history. I send you and your wife my best wishes, and hope this child brings you happiness." There is more mumbled conversation "Oh, and so does my wife-to-be"

A chair can be heard scraping across the floor, and there are footsteps as the King apparently walks away. Several swearwords can be heard in the distance, before:

"Shit, that recorders still on. Do you think they heard the King call Helldawg a..."

*Transmission Ends*

OOC:Lol, nice one McLeod.

Official Imperial Statement

The emperor thanks you all for your congradulations.

Hey here's a war camel! Let the boy take it and grow up with it.

King Linfield Hannon

Official Imperial Response

The child loves his new camel. Upon recieving it, he immediatly mounted it and ran down several slaves.

Sorry, your gift took awile to create.

Here is a sword and a gun
hand crafted by the elves!

Official Imperial Response

The child loves his new toys.

Upon recieving the gifts, he managed to set off the gun, nailing a Sovieten slave between the eyes, and ended up stabbing several others with the sword. All of them died.

Wow your child is awesome. I look forward to meeting him when he is a man....on a camel....with some guns and swords. But I'll be on his side! Hahaha!

You'r son learns quick my lord!

A man with true power, and a great leader can only hold that sword, and shooting the gun wih great aim!

He Will Grow Up To Be The Greatest Emperor Of All Time!

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100 Shoobans and a machete will be sent to the boy for his killing pleasure.

-Generalissimo J.L.

The great bow+arrow of our god Apollo.May he kill all slaves in his path on his camel and with his sword and gun!

We congradulate you, and we have sent you 5000 credits for your son. I hope you finds a use for them.

The Empress wishes to express her congratulations of the birth of the son of her most hated enemy. After all, even a child is to be loved.

*sends the kid a small enchanted dragon that really flies and lights Daddy's cigars; oh, and a sword forged by Elvensmiths.*