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"Bargain Basement" military storefront

Lame Bums
26-01-2005, 22:51
We have had a long war with terrorists (and a rogue nation) and they had been armed with old Soviet weapons. This combined with a massive military buildup has moved our Senate by a vote of 103-97, to sell off these weapons at low prices to offset the massive cost of the war.

These weapons will be sold off on a first come first serve basis.

There are no longer any shipping costs.

For sale today (all parts have a 3 battle/30 day warranty)

Now selling American weapons.

Small Arms:
PPS43 - $100 (OUT OF STOCK)
AK47 - $120
AK74 - $180
AK90 - $300
Makarov - $60
Tokarev - $50 (OUT OF STOCK)
PK Machinegun - $250
Degtarev - $150 (OUT OF STOCK)
SKS Dragunov - $200
RPG-7 - $300

American Weapons (NEW)
M16 - $140
M16A2 - $200
M82A1 - $200
Desert Eagle - $100
SMAW - $400

Armor:
T90- $1,250,000
T72- $900,000
T59- $540,000 (OUT OF STOCK)
BMP2- $350,000
BMP3- $500,000

American Armor: (NEW)
M1A1- $1,500,000
M1A2- $1,700,000
M2A3 Bradley- $1,000,000
Humvee- $50,000

Anti air:
ZSU-23-4 "Shika" - $120,000
Patriot Missile - $200,000

Aircraft:
MIG29 "Fulcrum" - $2,600,000
MIG31 "Foxhound" - $3,200,000
SU25 "Frogfoot" - $3,000,000
MI24 "Hind" - $2,300,000

Avilable while supplies last. Fast delivery, usually overnight.
Lame Bums
26-01-2005, 23:03
Bump.
Esscose
26-01-2005, 23:04
We Would Like All Of you Stock Pilles Up To The Vaule of 500 Million

we Would Like A Good Varity of all your Weapons

My Reguards

General Cameron McCabbe
Chief of Army Staff
The Republic of Esscose
Lame Bums
26-01-2005, 23:18
It depends, what do you want?
Esscose
26-01-2005, 23:31
Would Like All The Small Arms We Can Get Plus some Armor but we are most intrested in your Aircraft

Thank you


( ooc how much for your Total Skockpile )
Lame Bums
27-01-2005, 00:24
We are still hunting down the terrorists, and it is most likely stockpiles will still turn up. Be specific in what you want, and how many. If we don't have it (and it's on the list) we'll make it.
Esscose
27-01-2005, 00:52
Well we Would like

Small Arms:
1000 x PPS43 - $100000
1000 x AK47 - $120000
1000 x AK74 - $180000
1000 x Makarov - $60000
1000 x Tokarev - $50000
1000 x PK Machinegun - $250000
1000 x Degatarev - $150000
1000 x SKS Dragunov - $200000
1000 x RPG-7 - $300000
Small Arms Total = $1490000


Armor:
10 xT72- $9000,000
10 x T59- $5400,000
10 x BMP2- $3500,000
Armor total = $17900,000

Anti air:
100 x ZSU-23-4 "Shika" - $120,000,000

Aircraft:
5 x MIG29 "Fulcrum" - $13,000,000
5 x MIG31 "Foxhound" - $16,000,000
5 x SU25 "Frogfoot" - $15,000,000
5 x MI24 "Hind" - $11,500,000

Also We Will Pay $5 Million for Transportation cost's
UnitedSocialistsNation
27-01-2005, 01:15
We would like to order 30 RPG-7s (9000), and will pay 2000 shipping if we get priority for shipment.

Money wired upon conformation.
Lokiaa
27-01-2005, 01:49
8,000 Ak-47 $.96 million
500 PK $.125 million
500 RPG $.15 million
20 T-72 $18 million
6 MI-24 Hind $13.8 million
Total $33.035 million
Shipping $3.305 million
Lame Bums
27-01-2005, 02:46
@Esscose:
Small arms total: $1.41 Million.
Armor total: $17.9 Million.
Aircraft: $55.5 Million.

I'll waive the shipping cost as you're my first customer.

$74.81 Million order confirmed. Expect in 24 NS hours (about 10 minutes)

@UnitedSocialistsNation:
Total: $9,000 (30 RPG-7)

Final: $9,900. Confirmed, expect delivery in 6 NS hours (3 minutes)

Note: we will take the extra money if you want :)

@Lokiaa:
Total: $33.035 Million.
Confirmed for:
8,000 Ak-47
500 PK
500 RPG
20 T-72
6 MI-24 Hind

+10% shipping
Total: $36.3385 Million. Confirmed, expect delivery in 18 NS hours (7 minutes)
Lame Bums
27-01-2005, 03:14
Bump. Also added new items for sale.
Flame From Hell
27-01-2005, 18:46
I'll buy 5000 M-16.

Comes to 700,000
*money wired when confirmed
Cotland
27-01-2005, 18:58
100x Patriot Missile sites - $20,000,000
Lame Bums
27-01-2005, 23:44
@Flame From Hell: Confirmed. Expect delivery by helicopters in about 12 NS hours.

@Cotland: Confirmed. Expect delivery by airships in about 24 NS hours.
Esscose
28-01-2005, 00:35
Hello Again we would like another order please

American Weapons (NEW)
1000 x M16 -
1000 x M16A2 -
1000 x M82A1 -
1000 x Desert Eagle -
1000 x SMAW -

Armor:
100 x T90-
100 x T72-
100 x T59-
100 x BMP2-
100 x BMP3-

American Armor: (NEW)
5 x M1A1-
10 x M1A2-
50 x Bradley-
100 x Humvee-

Anti air:
20 x ZSU-23-4 "Shika" - $120,000
20 x Patriot Missile - $200,000

Aircraft:
10 x MIG29 "Fulcrum" - $2,600,000
10 x MIG31 "Foxhound" - $3,200,000
10 x SU25 "Frogfoot" - $3,000,000
10 x MI24 "Hind" - $2,300,000

Thanks
Lame Bums
28-01-2005, 00:44
@Esscose: Argh, you're making me do the math I'll have to charge an extra $1,000,000 for that. I hate math :D

100 x T59- (T-59s are out of stock.)

Final Cost for Weapons: $517.94 Million
Fee for Math: $1 Million

(no shipping cost)

Final Cost: $518.94 Million. Confirmed.
Cotland
28-01-2005, 00:46
Just a question. Which Bradley is it? The M2A2, M2A3, M3A2, M3A3, M6A3?
Lame Bums
28-01-2005, 00:47
The M2A3.
Cotland
28-01-2005, 00:48
Cotland needs AT missiles. The more the merrier.

10 million SMAW - $4 Billion

wired upon confirmation
Cotland
28-01-2005, 00:49
The M2A3.

Okiday. Thanks for clearing that up. You might wanna put that in front of the Bradley part... Just a tip.
Lame Bums
28-01-2005, 01:29
@Cotland: Confirmed. Expect order in 24 NS hours.
Lame Bums
28-01-2005, 02:35
Bum Bump.
Esscose
28-01-2005, 19:36
We are so sorry about the Math sisuation but our Human Calculator Got Confused something do to with excess coffee and all the So Called vitimans we kept giving him so we have invested in an Electronic versoin sorry about the extra work
Lame Bums
29-01-2005, 02:43
No problem. We made the extra money :D
Lame Bums
29-01-2005, 19:18
Argh. Bump.
Lame Bums
29-01-2005, 22:38
Another bump.
Pureplayzron
29-01-2005, 22:48
I would like SU25 "Frogfoot" 100 of them for the total of 300,000,000

*Wire Money*
Lame Bums
29-01-2005, 22:58
Confirmed. Expect delivery within 12 NS hours or 5 RL minutes.
MassPwnage
29-01-2005, 23:07
A shady man in sunglasses walks up.

"I would like 5,000 RPKs, 15,000 AK-47s, 2,000 M82s, 3000 RPG-7s"

The shady man puts a suitcase full of $1000 bills on the table.

"This should be enough."
Lame Bums
29-01-2005, 23:27
Confirmed, too lazy to do the math and assuming it's enough.
Lame Bums
30-01-2005, 21:22
Another Bump