NationStates Jolt Archive

YES!!! That's right assorted males and hermaphrodites across the world! Camel Eaters has made a new medicine for erectile disfunction! This new drug EZ-Bone will go on sale soon.

For those in the know though we are already selling the surperior version of the drug at TEN TIMES THE NORMAL PRICE!!!! Yes for the security of mind you can get for making your harem scream time and again all you have to do is pay six months rent money! Come one come all (hehe God I love puns) see the wonders of EZ-Bone!

The screen showed a man grinning in front of hundreds of hot women and on the bottom of the screen it read in huge blinking letters.

SPREAD YOUR SEED WITH EASE! EZ-BONE!

Offer not valid in the following areas: The House of Primate Sergei of Rose

hallahhallah! bump.

Official Statement from The Rosian Roman Catholic Church:

When God tells you no more sex, no more sex. It's just that simple. No I don't represent the Rosian Government, so sell away. But I warn you, that pill'll bring trouble.
Sergei Kreshnech
Primate of The Grand Imperial Empire

((OOC: Reminds me of spam :) ))

To Camel Eaters:

"All members of the Fabus Family should be interested in this product..."-The Great Leader Li.

Primate? Wow you must be special. I wonder what the rest of Rose is. Probably just reptiles or something.

Jack Advisor
Creator of EZ-Bone

To Camel Eaters:

"All members of the Fabus Family should be interested in this product..."-The Great Leader Li.
HAHA! Come on Li buy some for that arse you're blackmailing.

Jack Advisor
Creator of EZ-Bone

ooc: dude, that's SIC.

OOC: Sick but funny.

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