Green Sun
26-01-2005, 02:25
He had to pull some strings, but he did it. George W. Bush has been able to go to the barren rock that is the old planet of Green Sun. He had a team of former Russian oil workers with him.
"Vot's the point of all zis?"
"Hold on...You'll see...Three...Two...One...Here!" GWB shouted. He jabbed a pole into the ground in the ground.
"Drill here."
"Alright..." the Russian said as he jabbed his drill into the ground. After an hour of working, the Russians struck Black Gold.
"George...You've found oil!"
"Enough to fuel Earth for a few more years, might I add."
"What?"
"I may have drunk a bit much in the Oil industry, but I still learned a few things. That and Cheney told me about it. Just a trick."
"George, if we find more vells like this we can become rich!"
"Ayup. Now drill. We're about to form Green Sun Petroleum!"
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Within three hours, Uziel Fastrin caught word of George's find.
"Wow...He's not actually a complete idiot! This will make Green Sun rich! I'm going to give him a cookie when he gets back!"
Due to George's find, it has been discovered Green Sun has trillions of untouched petroleum pockets. This is enough to fuel many of Green Sun's planets and other for many years to come at a very cheap price of $14/barrel in the near future. However, there is only one well, so they're stocking up right now.
Earnest Equanant has calculated that within two years Green Sun's atmosphere will completely dissapate, but he has also predicted that by that time George will have made enough money to get protective suits for all of his workers. Green Sun Petroleum will offer any young nations all the oil they may need at a cheap price within a year.
"Vot's the point of all zis?"
"Hold on...You'll see...Three...Two...One...Here!" GWB shouted. He jabbed a pole into the ground in the ground.
"Drill here."
"Alright..." the Russian said as he jabbed his drill into the ground. After an hour of working, the Russians struck Black Gold.
"George...You've found oil!"
"Enough to fuel Earth for a few more years, might I add."
"What?"
"I may have drunk a bit much in the Oil industry, but I still learned a few things. That and Cheney told me about it. Just a trick."
"George, if we find more vells like this we can become rich!"
"Ayup. Now drill. We're about to form Green Sun Petroleum!"
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Within three hours, Uziel Fastrin caught word of George's find.
"Wow...He's not actually a complete idiot! This will make Green Sun rich! I'm going to give him a cookie when he gets back!"
Due to George's find, it has been discovered Green Sun has trillions of untouched petroleum pockets. This is enough to fuel many of Green Sun's planets and other for many years to come at a very cheap price of $14/barrel in the near future. However, there is only one well, so they're stocking up right now.
Earnest Equanant has calculated that within two years Green Sun's atmosphere will completely dissapate, but he has also predicted that by that time George will have made enough money to get protective suits for all of his workers. Green Sun Petroleum will offer any young nations all the oil they may need at a cheap price within a year.