Canadas_People
25-01-2005, 22:35
Federation Of Canada’s People hold Elections (POLLS CLOSED)
The Government Of Canada’s People are holding its first election. The newly elected Prime Minister will succeed in replacing the countries current intern Prime Minister Jean Poutine.
We ask the citizen of the nation to select which candidate they wish to see take office and lead Canada’s People in the next coming years
The candidates are as follows.
George Durham: Dedicating his life to politics George really hasn’t done all that much. Failing to even own his on life at the age of 45 Mr Durham currently still lives in his parents basement and still has a 10:30 curfew and 11 o’clock bed time each night. 12am on weekends. Adding to this his mom still makes him lunch before to he goes to work each day.
Representing the Riding of Low Life’s East Mr Durham has fought against topics he knows absolutely nothing about. Pledging to the citizens of Canada’s People that if elected he will work harder than ever before, but still accomplish nothing.
VOTE GEORGE!!!
The Muffin Man: First receiving his name when he was caught going through US Customs well drunk and telling them he was the Muffin Man this outrageous yet flavourful leader lives up to his name. Memorizing every brand of muffin there is this dedicated politician has quite the card up his sleeve.
Representing the Riding of York East The Muffin Man or MM has been serving the residents of his riding every since someone first took a bite out of him. His goals include putting in place a nation wide exercise program as well as mandatory service in the military for all citizens of the nation in an effort to break out the carbs. His goals also details a nation wide muffin man day as well as a band on all Muffin Man related jokes and songs.
VOTE MM!!!!!
Mike Pearson: Mike Person is probably the most sane member of the selection card yet probably the least likely to win. First pursing a career in politics when he was just a young boy, Mike has been serving the residents of Hugh Jass for some 25 years now. His ideas include high priority funding for military, health care and education. Well low funding will come to such things as military health care and education. Inspired by the local women down the street who decided to get a sex change, Mike has been fighting for what he believes is right for people and something else like that in politics. His party platform consists of a very right wing approach to many matters, which happen to appear. Leaving his citizens no choice but to deal with what he says.
VOTE Mike!!!!!
Gen Heinz Publin: One for me, nothing for you. One for me, nothing for you. That’s the famous motto that represents the man that takes everything and gives nothing. Native to the motherland of we really don’t want to know, Gen Heinz Publin has been the life of Canada’s People’s politics for nearly a decade. First starting off his career when he enrolled in the Junior Castro’s of Canada school of learning the Gen, as he likes to be called never knew how far he really might go in life. Successfully completing two bachelors in how to terrorize a nation and pain is for the week this leader shows no mersey. Pleading to the people of this fine nation that if elected he promises that no citizen will ever be harmed from any outside force. Also pleading to be as straight forward as possible the Gen plans on turning this country into a mini Russia that few are fond upon. However also if elected the Gen constantly embeds in the mind of the people that if elected the nations economy will be higher and stay higher than every before. By means unmentioned of course. God help us if he wins
VOTE Gen Heinz Publin!!!!!!
Louie Bonhomme: Outraged by every other candidate is this election race Mr Bonhomme fights backs his built up rage. Not to mention the fact that’s he French all but adds to the tension he must be facing. Without yelling and screaming his platform goals are to win the election and assassinate every other candidate running against him including his long favoured friend the Muffin Man who he reportedly bit one time trying to find out which brand and flavour he really is. Only the French I tell you. Fighting back even more emotion on the views of his fellow candidates, Mr Bonhomme stands for the complete opposite. A nation in which people are able to move freely and engage in their own faith and not the government issued one, is one in which he’d like to see. However a nation in which its borders are protected is something he does agree on with his fellow candidates. At least he has some good ideas in him
VOTE Louie Bonhomme!!!!!!
Mrs Ivanna Wackit: Perhaps the candidate with the strangest name don’t let it fool you one bit. Representing a very conservative yet also liberal party, my god she is one to mess with. First starting her career in politics when she got picked up outside the corner store by a member of the house. Serving him greatly, and later joining his staff Mrs Wacket has been serving both the politicians and people of our nation for years. Her platform includes mandatory testing for all outside corner store workers as well as anyone else who is dirty in that way. Standing strong on issues such as accountable government and the fight against same sex marriage this women doesn’t know where to stop. Most often to get her to shut up she has to do what she does best. “Over the lips and through the gums, look out stomach here it comes.” A very dirty politician indeed.
VOTE Ivanna Wackit!!!!
Cast your vote!! Open to ALL Nations
The Government Of Canada’s People are holding its first election. The newly elected Prime Minister will succeed in replacing the countries current intern Prime Minister Jean Poutine.
We ask the citizen of the nation to select which candidate they wish to see take office and lead Canada’s People in the next coming years
The candidates are as follows.
George Durham: Dedicating his life to politics George really hasn’t done all that much. Failing to even own his on life at the age of 45 Mr Durham currently still lives in his parents basement and still has a 10:30 curfew and 11 o’clock bed time each night. 12am on weekends. Adding to this his mom still makes him lunch before to he goes to work each day.
Representing the Riding of Low Life’s East Mr Durham has fought against topics he knows absolutely nothing about. Pledging to the citizens of Canada’s People that if elected he will work harder than ever before, but still accomplish nothing.
VOTE GEORGE!!!
The Muffin Man: First receiving his name when he was caught going through US Customs well drunk and telling them he was the Muffin Man this outrageous yet flavourful leader lives up to his name. Memorizing every brand of muffin there is this dedicated politician has quite the card up his sleeve.
Representing the Riding of York East The Muffin Man or MM has been serving the residents of his riding every since someone first took a bite out of him. His goals include putting in place a nation wide exercise program as well as mandatory service in the military for all citizens of the nation in an effort to break out the carbs. His goals also details a nation wide muffin man day as well as a band on all Muffin Man related jokes and songs.
VOTE MM!!!!!
Mike Pearson: Mike Person is probably the most sane member of the selection card yet probably the least likely to win. First pursing a career in politics when he was just a young boy, Mike has been serving the residents of Hugh Jass for some 25 years now. His ideas include high priority funding for military, health care and education. Well low funding will come to such things as military health care and education. Inspired by the local women down the street who decided to get a sex change, Mike has been fighting for what he believes is right for people and something else like that in politics. His party platform consists of a very right wing approach to many matters, which happen to appear. Leaving his citizens no choice but to deal with what he says.
VOTE Mike!!!!!
Gen Heinz Publin: One for me, nothing for you. One for me, nothing for you. That’s the famous motto that represents the man that takes everything and gives nothing. Native to the motherland of we really don’t want to know, Gen Heinz Publin has been the life of Canada’s People’s politics for nearly a decade. First starting off his career when he enrolled in the Junior Castro’s of Canada school of learning the Gen, as he likes to be called never knew how far he really might go in life. Successfully completing two bachelors in how to terrorize a nation and pain is for the week this leader shows no mersey. Pleading to the people of this fine nation that if elected he promises that no citizen will ever be harmed from any outside force. Also pleading to be as straight forward as possible the Gen plans on turning this country into a mini Russia that few are fond upon. However also if elected the Gen constantly embeds in the mind of the people that if elected the nations economy will be higher and stay higher than every before. By means unmentioned of course. God help us if he wins
VOTE Gen Heinz Publin!!!!!!
Louie Bonhomme: Outraged by every other candidate is this election race Mr Bonhomme fights backs his built up rage. Not to mention the fact that’s he French all but adds to the tension he must be facing. Without yelling and screaming his platform goals are to win the election and assassinate every other candidate running against him including his long favoured friend the Muffin Man who he reportedly bit one time trying to find out which brand and flavour he really is. Only the French I tell you. Fighting back even more emotion on the views of his fellow candidates, Mr Bonhomme stands for the complete opposite. A nation in which people are able to move freely and engage in their own faith and not the government issued one, is one in which he’d like to see. However a nation in which its borders are protected is something he does agree on with his fellow candidates. At least he has some good ideas in him
VOTE Louie Bonhomme!!!!!!
Mrs Ivanna Wackit: Perhaps the candidate with the strangest name don’t let it fool you one bit. Representing a very conservative yet also liberal party, my god she is one to mess with. First starting her career in politics when she got picked up outside the corner store by a member of the house. Serving him greatly, and later joining his staff Mrs Wacket has been serving both the politicians and people of our nation for years. Her platform includes mandatory testing for all outside corner store workers as well as anyone else who is dirty in that way. Standing strong on issues such as accountable government and the fight against same sex marriage this women doesn’t know where to stop. Most often to get her to shut up she has to do what she does best. “Over the lips and through the gums, look out stomach here it comes.” A very dirty politician indeed.
VOTE Ivanna Wackit!!!!
Cast your vote!! Open to ALL Nations