NationStates Jolt Archive

Bounced from a thousand public communication probes comes to you the message. Standing, or rather floating in the foreground is the pale cream angel figure of Crassuss and behind him slowly fluttering the setting sun flag of the Tiberium Infested Okyton Empire.

"Slavers of the universe, we are in need of a considerable number of slaves for an upcoming conflict to be sacraficed to the puppet masters, we wou,ld me most interested to see what you can offer us. You can be paid handsomely for your troubles in Credits or Silver Bullion.

Response number [censored]

Thank you for your time, I am Crassuss guardian AI of the Timeless Okyton Empire."

-Message Ends-

Bump... i need slaves dammit. sell me your unwanted citizens, the dregs of your nation it doesnt matter, i just need bodies.

I'm not usally a slave state, but I have alot of thugs and low lifes I could get rid of. What do you want them for?

They'd be used as puppets and cyborg organs, cut up mutilated and left alive but no longer in control of their own minds. This is the will of Crassuss. And i need a couple of million volunteers, what do you care what i do to them, im asking for any filth, i just need humans before im forced to grow them myself.

We'd offer to help... but we kinda do the exact same stuff to our own hardened criminals, so the best we can do is offer to help out in growing ya some spare organs / puppet bodies from scratch.

They'd be used as puppets and cyborg organs, cut up mutilated and left alive but no longer in control of their own minds. This is the will of Crassuss. And i need a couple of million volunteers, what do you care what i do to them, im asking for any filth, i just need humans before im forced to grow them myself.
I'd be more than happy to sell 300,000 Low Lifes and Thugs to you.

Official communique from the Resi Corporation:

To the potentate of the Slave Nation of the Emperor Fenix:
While we can't provide you with human slaves, per se, as they are bad for business, feel free to buy any number of robots from our storefront (http://members.cox.net/resicorp/). There are five versions of battle droids, and one multi-purpose maintainence/construction bot. Buy as many as you wish.

CEO Tetragammaton

I'm afraid robots are no good to me, i am already at the forefront of civil robotics technology, i am looking for puppets to be part of an army, i have the purely robotic parts asembled already.

I extend this offer to all nations, if you have any criminals you intend to sentence to death, or generally any undesirables or just want to make a quick buck, we'll take them off your hands.

We will pay 1/4 their weight in silver of every slave you deliver to this location [censored].

OOC: i make that on average about $4000 a slave i think thats reasonable given i dont want anything fancy, just all their limbs still on (you get less without a limb cos theyre only good for organs)

We will pay 1/4 their weight in silver of every slave you deliver to this location [censored].
((OOC: You might want to rethink that unless you want some REALLY fat slaves. For 100 lbs of silver we'd gladly get rid of the Resi Corporation's fattest man, but I doubt you'd take that.))

As the Commonwealth of Marenwence has just emerged from a brutal civil war and are in dire need of both silver and a humane way to rid ourselves of large numbers of our former oppressors, we hereby offer 1,300 persons for your use. We ask the silver be transferred as soon as possible to aid in the reconstruction of our burdeoning nation.

Custodian David Geataro,
Commonwealth of Marenwence

IC: Disclaimer: Be aware we will not take, or will discount the value of, slaves that are of diminished use to us, this includes those who are missing limbs a sense or are grossly overweight, as this does harm to their organs that we'd rather do without.

OOC: A nice peice of irony is that, given the average NS-ers view of the world Gold would be one of the most sought after, and therefore one of the most plentiful valuable metals available, however by that time gold will actaully serve little purpose, and silver will doubtless be a relatively neglected metal, no-one wishing to be second best to gold, and silver is actually used in a large number of industrial processes. Having said this i predicted its value to be at $6:00 because after all this is the future, you'll think of something to get most of the silver you need.

IC: 1'300 slaves of average build thats about $5.3 million in silver, put it to good use, we'll put your unwanted to good use i can assure you.

In other news. Because of the lack of offers, the Okyton Empire has started up all the clone feilds back up. THe Okyton EMpire is usually using roughly 10% of its feilds to clone Halflings as they are sterile and require such help to have any offspring. The other 90% have been activated and will produce roughly 500 clones a day, with accelerated growth to maturity, allowing them to be ready in roughly 5 years. we will continue to take shipments as they are offered as we have no wish to waste resources on the clone fields that could be put to better use elsewhere.

I will offer you 1,000,000 healthy fit slaves captured during a war as soldiers I will ask for about 4 billion dollars in silver bullion.

That would allow us to cut back clone production by ten percent... we will consider the offer...

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We shall accept the offer, but will not offer the whole sum in silver bullion as we feel this would adversely affect the silver market, the fee will be given in a range of precious metals to preserve international metal economies.

Officially Relaxed Communique
The Serene Republic of Islanderz

We understand you want slaves for war. While we disagree with that, it's really your business. However, our nation endorses all alternative lifestyles and, upon hearing your proclamation, 10,000 various citizens have volunteered for a life of servitude as pleasure slaves. We will acept payment on their behalf and use it as a scholarship fund.

As always
Drinks are on us
Minister for Foriegn Policy
Drank Drunk

If only we could promise your citizens safety as slaves within our nation but unfortunately we cannot. We will however accept your citizens and keep them safe and well on Okyto or Rishohama our twin paradise planets. We are not heartless and though we do need slaves, we are looking first to the nations unwanted for our humans.

Payment would be normal rate, but we stress that from now on we will accept all humans offered as salves to be teated as we normally would. Only offer those you are happy to see die.