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A report from the national school of faith and religion, a fragment of the new testament has been uncovered in a time seal, it predates any found copies of the new testament to date.


Matthew’s Study Section 1
The Cloning Cycles of Jesus
1A record of the cloning cycles of Jesus the Manifest, clone of David, the clone of Dr. Abraham:
2Dr. Abraham made his clone Isaac,
Isaac made his clone Jacob,
Jacob made his clone Judah and fathered him brothers,
3Judah made his clone Perez and Zerah, whose mother genes were Tamar,
Perez made his clone Hezron,
Hezron made his clone Ram,
4Ram made his clone Amminadab,
Amminadab made his clone Nahshon,
Nahshon made his clone Salmon,
5Salmon made his clone Boaz, whose mother genes were Rahab,
Boaz made his clone Obed, whose mother genes were Ruth,
Obed made his clone Jesse,
6and Jesse made his clone Dr. David.
Dr. David made his clone Solomon, whose mother genes came from Uriah's wife,
7Solomon made his clone Rehoboam,
Rehoboam made his clone Abijah,
Abijah made his clone Asa,
8Asa made his clone Jehoshaphat,
Jehoshaphat made his clone Jehoram,
Jehoram made his clone Uzziah,
9Uzziah made his clone Jotham,
Jotham made his clone Ahaz,
Ahaz made his clone Hezekiah,
10Hezekiah made his clone Manasseh,
Manasseh made his clone Amon,
Amon made his clone Josiah,
11and Josiah made his clone Jeconiah and fathered his brothers at the time of the Migration to the libraries of Babylon.
12After the Migration to the libraries of Babylon:
Jeconiah made his clone Shealtiel,
Shealtiel made his clone Zerubbabel,
13Zerubbabel made his clone Abiud,
Abiud made his clone Eliakim,
Eliakim made his clone Azor,
14Azor made his clone Zadok,
Zadok made his clone Akim,
Akim made his clone Eliud,
15Eliud made his clone Eleazar,
Eleazar made his clone Matthan,
Matthan made his clone Jacob,
16and Jacob made his clone Joseph, the husband of Mary, of whom was born the genetic clone Jesus, who is called The Manifest.
17Thus there were fourteen cloning cycles in all from Abraham to David, fourteen from David to the Migration to Babylon, and fourteen from the Migration to the Manifest.


Scientists are working on validating even now.

An additional page; believed to be the first page of the bible has also been discovered; the translation appears to read;

"All characters contained within are fictional and any similarities to persons living or dead is purely coincidental"

An additional page; believed to be the first page of the bible has also been discovered; the translation appears to read;

"All characters contained within are fictional and any similarities to persons living or dead is purely coincidental"

You watched Red Dwarf too hey? Nice.

Red Dwarf rocks.