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Uziel Fastrin lied down on his couch in his mansion in Red Homes. They had just gotten hit by a huge Tsunami, bigger than any recorded on Earth and he had to donate and give speeches...Oh, what a day...
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. His gaurd looked through the peeker to see a man in a green poncho.

"It's a homeless person, sir. What should I do?"

"Let them in. Let me talk to them then send him to a hotel."

"Right, sir."

The gaurd opened the door and the man walked in. He took off his poncho and Uziel was amazed to see who the man was.

It was George W. Bush.

"Mr. Bush? What are you doing here?"

"Lookin' for you. I heard that you were a strong republican in America, and I didn't want my ass hunted by nations who don't like me, so I came here."

"You want me to give you free shelter and food and all the presidential perks because you're being hunted by angry nations? Don't you remember that because YOUR vice-president who won office hunted me for half of my life in America? That I still have scars from a fight with my sister on a cliff edge because she was hired to kill me? I'm not your biggest fan right now."

"I know, I know, but I'll make it up to you. I'll get a job, I'll do anything. I just don't want to be skinned alive."

"Well, since I'd be no better than you if I refused and handed you to the UN. If you can get a high-paying job you can live in the Green House and live like a president, but you MUST get a VERY high-paying job."

"Don't worry, I'll do the best I can. Thank you, Mr. Fastrin! You won't regret this!"

"I have the feeling that I will," Uziel replied, lying on the couch again and turning to Rugrats.

"Oh, Rugrats, I love those funny little babies!"

((Bump. Come on, nobody's going to demand that I hand him over?))

I'll take him and give him the post of Political Humor.

"Strategery" - GWB

Nah, sorry. I have a plan for him unless someone makes a big fuss over it.. He's going to come up with the 10 best political decision of Green Sun. I shit you not.

not one cares. and dont use bush, use kerry its funnier.

Wait, are you referring to the RL Bush? How the hell did he get hunted? And why did Dick Cheney try to hunt down your leader?

is this supposed to be funny? cause i don't get it.

and for the people that love to hate bush, let me just say: FOUR MORE YEARS, JACKASSES

Mr Raven dude if you were a girl i would marry you.

well... if bush trys any fun ideas, im going to New Zealand

:cool: nice and warm there

Wait, are you referring to the RL Bush? How the hell did he get hunted? And why did Dick Cheney try to hunt down your leader?
It's all about what happened in his past in GS. Cheney won an election by a hair and since Uziel is a US goverment experiment who escaped, Cheney personally ordered his arrest. After America was dissintigrated, GWB was hunted by angry mobs and nations. Fleeing for his life, he went to Red Homes, knowing Uziel would be there, since Uziel was a heavy republican before he was hunted like an animal, George knew Uziel might at least put him under a Witness protection program.

And Kerry is completely boring and uninteresting. Besides, he wouldn't even be good comic relief!

is this supposed to be funny? cause i don't get it.

and for the people that love to hate bush, let me just say: FOUR MORE YEARS, JACKASSES


OMFG I love you now TRG.

Yeah, well, make fun of how he looks like a monkey and how Kerry has a big chin and looks like a French Maid than I will read on. Otherwise, I don't get it, GS.

I haven't gotten to the comical parts yet. I haven't the oppertunity. I'm still waiting for someone to demand he be handed over.

"Hand this honorable man over so he may aid our nation with his leadership."

I dipmod yo hond ovah Mr. Bosh admidiotli!


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"I will do so on my own will. Armandian Cheese may be a great nation, but I feel safer with Uziel Fastrin and his nation of planets in the dark outreaches of space. And to think I wanted to go to MARS! Ha!" GWB replied in a telephone call.

I dipmod yo hond ovah Mr. Bosh admidiotli!


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OOC: More formal and demanding. Like you're PO'd that I'm keeping him. This thread's mainly to piss off liberals.

Hmm, pissing off Liberals huh?

Alright!

IC:

The extremely large chinned man walked through the Floridian doors overlooking Tallahassee.

"I demand Bush be returnned to my peace-loving hippy arms admediatly!" Yelled Al Gore to his latino slave, Antonio Bondarez. "Yes, my opinionative magestrait." Replied the latino man.

Green Sun has secretly paid off an assasin to kill Al Gore.

Al Gore starts walking around panically. "Ohh sh*t! They gonna kills us all!" Yelled Gore as a bullet flew by him. "It's the Koreans! No!" He ran up the stair case and grabbed an Ak-366.

"Die you republican S.O.Bs!" He began a large barrage into the window where his pool was. Oddly enough the bullet came from the front yard, and not the back yard.

He ran out of munitions quickly and began looking for mags. "I demand a recount!" He yelled after checking his currently used clip.

The assasin watched as these events unfolded. As soon as Gore was torn apart by angry Korean mothers, he sighed and left. He accepted no pay since it was a free show for him.

OOC: So....now what?

OOC: I dunno. I'm gonna wait until the Black Crusades to kick back up then I'll make him say something stupid. So no Green Sun's president has an annoying little monkey man with a 3-inch tall imaginary friend.