NationStates Jolt Archive

As the father of the Czar of Kahta, I can say with certainty, that in my days in Vietnam, I distinctly remember seeing a woman that looks similar to Mai Graves, but she was pregnant. This however, did not stop her from bothering the platoon I was ordering on a mission. This woman was saying "I suck you long time GI on plane ride to America. Then in America I bang bang all night long." This struck me as particulary whorish, especially for a gook that was pregnant. At this time, it was 1970, the woman was 16 years old. Mai resembles to be about 50, so I think that this was her, with her, was a young boy, maybe 4, who looks a lot like Colin Graves, he was obviously her son, a result of giving some poor GI some "bang bang for 5 dollah".

When I walked by the next day, I saw her pestering some worker that I knew from the Canadian Embassy, offering: "I bang you all night GI. I love America. Me sucky sucky you big GI dick."

That is all I remember, however, I'm sure I could remember more at a later date.

"Evan McDonald. You imbecile. Quit disguising the fact that you fucked (and enjoyed fucking) our whores during the Vietnam War."-The Great Leader Li

"We cannot rely on such sketchy memories. We do not believe Mai Graves to be the woman you remember seeing." -Imperium Netcast-

"Evan McDonald. You imbecile. Quit disguising the fact that you fucked (and enjoyed fucking) our whores during the Vietnam War."-The Great Leader Li

I'd never fuck a dink or gook. I was 20 at that time, and I had a girlfriend that was a nurse for the Army.

Evan MacDonald

"We cannot rely on such sketchy memories. We do not believe Mai Graves to be the woman you remember seeing." -Imperium Netcast-

She married her son.

Evan MacDonald

"I think the nurse you are speaking of, helped perform your frontal lobotomy in an Army medical unit."-The Great Leader Li.

Not all have massive Oedipus complexes, though I begin to think that perhaps you do and project it upon others.

-Wraith, Lord Archon of the Anikian Empire

Veiws of this individual do not necessarily refelct that of the Empire, andhe speaks as an individual, not for the nation.

"I think the nurse you are speaking of, helped perform your frontal lobotomy in an Army medical unit."-The Great Leader Li.


I think that I killed your dad.

Evan MacDonald

"Sure you did. We only let the humans fight the Americans during the Vietnam War, idiot."-The Great Leader Li.

Mr. MacDonald,

I regret to inform you that you are COMPLETELY and UTTERLY full of shit. There is no way this could've happened at all.

1. I was born in 1971 (was only two when America pulled out) in VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA. If you want any more proof of that, I'll send you a copy of my birth certificate.

2. I have NEVER been to Vietnam. NEVER. I've been to Britain, France, Germany, Russia, Japan, the US, and South Africa, but never to Vietnam.

3. My English is perfectly fine, thank you. I speak it and French fluently. No accent.

4. I have never met you at any point in my life, nor do I wish to. Although, I would like to punch your face in, given the chance.

5. (You're going for the really absurd, eh?) There's no way Colin could be my son. He's two years my elder. Plus, I don't believe in incest. Also, does Colin even LOOK half-Asian? You seem to care so much about race, you should be able to tell.

6. My parents managed to get out of Vietnam in 1970. My mother was pregnant at the time. So, therefore, you couldn't have seen me at the Canadian Embassy in Saigon.

Get your facts straight before you insult people. Also, do the world a favor- slap the shit out of your son. He's a real bastard who isn't all that good for his people and the Western civilisation he claims to belong to.

-Mai Graves

Mr. MacDonald,

I regret to inform you that you are COMPLETELY and UTTERLY full of shit. There is no way this could've happened at all.

1. I was born in 1971 (was only two when America pulled out) in VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA. If you want any more proof of that, I'll send you a copy of my birth certificate.

2. I have NEVER been to Vietnam. NEVER. I've been to Britain, France, Germany, Russia, Japan, the US, and South Africa, but never to Vietnam.

3. My English is perfectly fine, thank you. I speak it and French fluently. No accent.

4. I have never met you at any point in my life, nor do I wish to. Although, I would like to punch your face in, given the chance.

5. (You're going for the really absurd, eh?) There's no way Colin could be my son. He's two years my elder. Plus, I don't believe in incest. Also, does Colin even LOOK half-Asian? You seem to care so much about race, you should be able to tell.

6. My parents managed to get out of Vietnam in 1970. My mother was pregnant at the time. So, therefore, you couldn't have seen me at the Canadian Embassy in Saigon.

Get your facts straight before you insult people. Also, do the world a favor- slap the shit out of your son. He's a real bastard who isn't all that good for his people and the Western civilisation he claims to belong to.

-Mai Graves



"Our records show no evidence to support your claim of having been to South Africa, you VC whore."

William Fabus, Governor-General of South Africa

"Our records show no evidence to support your claim of being to South Africa, you VC whore."

William Fabus, Governor-General of South Africa

"I was in Cape Town on a trip with a bunch of my friends from a Modern History class in 1995. I think I would know if I was there."

-Mai Graves

"I was in Vietnam, as a Green Beret, and I seem to remember that what Evan MacDonald is saying is true."



Harold Fabus

"I was in Cape Town on a trip with a bunch of my friends from a Modern History class in 1995. I think I would know if I was there."

-Mai Graves


"We have no records of it, and our records cover back to the first Anglo-Boer War."


William Fabus

"We have no records of it, and our records cover back to the first Anglo-Boer War."


William Fabus

"So? Perhaps the Mandela government wasn't keeping tabs on every damn visitor. I know I was there, Fabus. Why would I lie?"

-Mai Graves

"So? Perhaps the Mandela government wasn't keeping tabs on every damn visitor. I know I was there, Fabus. Why would I lie?"

-Mai Graves


"That's doctor Fabus, to you, woman."


Wiliam Fabus

Once again the Fabus family proves themselves to be morons.

People's Commissar of Diplomacy Talal Ghazi

"That's doctor Fabus, to you, woman."


Wiliam Fabus

"Whatever. I don't care about what sort of degrees you have. The point is, I was in Cape Town in '95, I know. Don't go telling me I wasn't."

-Mai Graves

"Whatever. I don't care about what sort of degrees you have. The point is, I was in Cape Town in '95, I know. Don't go telling me I wasn't."

-Mai Graves



"Yes, I know you were there, and Elvis, Joseph Mengele, ET, and the Roswell Aliens were with you too, right?"


William Fabus

"Yes, I know you were there, and Elvis, Joseph Mengele, ET, and the Roswell Aliens were with you too, right?"


William Fabus

"No..again, it was some friends from my college Modern History class. Mr. Fabus, if you have nothing worthwhile to say, why bother to speak?"

-Mai Graves

"No..again, it was some friends from my college Modern History class. Mr. Fabus, if you have nothing worthwhile to say, why bother to speak?"

-Mai Graves



"Doctor Fabus, not Mr. Fabus, I believe I've earned my title. As for you, woman, what have to done to earn your position other than probably bending over for a pig called Colin Graves."

William Fabus

"Doctor Fabus, not Mr. Fabus, I believe I've earned my title. As for you, woman, what have to done to earn your position other than probably bending over for a pig called Colin Graves."

William Fabus

"My husband is not a pig. He's been a public servant most of his life- he's worked hard to represent the Canadian people. As for myself, I ran a successful .com firm. I later quit that, and now I handle the government's policy with respect to Quebec- because Colin knows that I can do it."

-Mai Graves


"I'm a pig, Fabus? You, coming from the same family where brothers fuck sister? Coming from the same family that believes in intolerance of everyone who does not fit a certain ideal? Coming from the same family that believes they are superior because of supposed "noble" blood? And you call me a pig..."

-Colin Graves

Mr. and Mrs. Graves,

I suggest you ignore these racist fools. Reacting to their words only encourages them. The fact that you are insulted by their obvious lies will only convince them further that they are right. Ignore them, and if either of the Czars Fabus try to harm you or your family, jump on them with both feet. It is time the rational nations of the world took a stand against this bigotry, rather than tolerating it.

Zachary Harrison
Prime Minister
Kingdom of Malkyer

OOC: Canadian Union, check your TGs.

Mrs. Graves,

I suggest you ignore these racist fools. Reacting to their words only encourages them. The fact that you are insulted by their obvious lies will only convince them further that they are right. Ignore them, and if either of the Czars Fabus try to harm you or your family, jump on them with both feet. It is time the rational nations of the world took a stand against this bigotry, rather than tolerating it.

Zachary Harrison
Prime Minister
Kingdom of Malkyer

OOC: Canadian Union, check your TGs.

"The idea is to make them shut up. Eventually, they'll be tired, run out of logical things to say, and shut up. It's worked before, and it'll work again."

-Mai Graves

OOC: Right- I'll make a decision on your offer later

"The idea is to make them shut up. Eventually, they'll be tired, run out of logical things to say, and shut up. It's worked before, and it'll work again."

-Mai Graves

OOC: Right- I'll make a decision on your offer later


Ah, but hoping that they'll run out of logical things eventually implies they had a logical argument at one time or another. As far as I have seen, no such argument exists.

OOC: thanks

Ah, but hoping that they'll run out of logical things eventually implies they had a logical argument at one time or another. As far as I have seen, no such argument exists.

OOC: thanks

"What I meant was, they'll just get tired of me tearing apart their arguments, so they'll quit."

-Mai Graves

"The idea is to make them shut up. Eventually, they'll be tired, run out of logical things to say, and shut up. It's worked before, and it'll work again."

-Mai Graves

OOC: Right- I'll make a decision on your offer later



"You're a communist dink with a history of being in the communist party, comrade, or should I say, lady comrade, because what are you? Nothing more than a communist, a woman communist... woman."

George Fabus

"You're a communist dink with a history of being in the communist party, comrade, or should I say, lady comrade, because what are you? Nothing more than a communist, a woman communist... woman."

George Fabus

IC:

(I am replying for my wife because she is trying to relax.)

"I do not deny that Mai was in the Communist Party in her youth. She doesn't deny it either. It was only six months, though. She's reformed, now. She's voted the last few years for the Conservative Party (My party, a bit right-of-centre), and she now knows that communism doesn't work.

-Colin Graves

IC:

(I am replying for my wife because she is trying to relax.)

"I do not deny that Mai was in the Communist Party in her youth. She doesn't deny it either. It was only six months, though. She's reformed, now. She's voted the last few years for the Conservative Party (My party, a bit right-of-centre), and she now knows that communism doesn't work.

-Colin Graves


"Meh, I've got a brother that's a communist, officially socialist, these things happen."


George Fabus

"Meh, I've got a brother that's a communist, officially socialist, these things happen."


George Fabus

"I'm glad you understand. At least there's some sanity in your family."

-Colin Graves

"I'm glad you understand. At least there's some sanity in your family."

-Colin Graves



"Oh, not at all, I want to see the bastard hang, better dead than red, you know? As for you, you'd be doing your wife a favor, politically speaking, racial matters aside, by hanging her, again, better dead than red."

George Fabus

"Oh, not at all, I want to see the bastard hang, better dead than red, you know? As for you, you'd be doing your wife a favor, politically speaking, racial matters aside, by hanging her, again, better dead than red."

George Fabus

"I love Mai. I don't intend to hurt her. She's a good woman- so she may have been a communist in her past. Does that really matter? I've learned that one's political beliefs do not necessarily need to be the deciding factor in love."

-Colin Graves

"One question for both the Mississippians and the Canadians: Do you actually have nothing better to do than to behave like idiots like this?"-The Great Leader Li.

OOC: TCU, have you made your decision?

"Sure you did. We only let the humans fight the Americans during the Vietnam War, idiot."-The Great Leader Li.

What I fought were animals, they were not humans. Humans would not use their kids as suicide bombers.

Mr. MacDonald

"I was in Vietnam, as a Green Beret, and I seem to remember that what Evan MacDonald is saying is true."



Harold Fabus

What unit were you with? Where did you serve?

Evan MacDonald

OOC: Perhaps this could be an RP or something.