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Anchorwoman: Good evening, this is Plutonian Imperial News, and I'm Persephone Stauffer. Our top story tonight is that in a few moments, the President will address the Empire regarding some sort of list of nations. We go live now to the briefing room.

Man: Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the Plutonian Empire.

*Applause*

President: Good evening, my fellow Plutonians. For the past few months, I have been looking over polling results of a certain topic, which I will reveal later, and using those results to base my decision on which nations I feel are evil and immoral. Yesterday, I have finally completed it, and I have officially created a list telling which nations are on what we call the "Axis of Evil." Keep in mind however, just because these nations are on our Axis of Evil list, does NOT necessarily mean that we will attack them. Most likely, I will be extremely reluctant to cooperate with them. But on, hopefully rare, occasion, I might order a sudden sneak attack.

President [continues]: I will now read aloud the nations listed. The results will also be displayed in the bottom of your TV screen. In the list, nations are gouped into separate categories. At times, the same nation will be in more than one category. This is intended.

President [continues]: The first Category contains nations that will, already have, or may be likely to, legalize Abortion:
Adrian Barbeau-Bot,
Aeruillin,
Alexithagoras,
Analmania,
Angry Fruit Salad,
Arantia,
Askalaria,
Astralasia,
Battery Charger,
BastardSword,
Beefeater,
Betelguese 7,
Bitchkitten,
BlatantSillyness,
Bodhis,
Booniapolis,
Braedorn,
Caitalonia,
Camel Eaters,
Candah,
Candy--Land,
Cannot think of a name,
CelebrityFrogs,
Celesteria,
Chesslor,
Conezie,
Coraboro,
CthulhuFhtagn,
Dalioranium,
Democratic Colonies,
Demographika,
Densim,
Desperate Measures,
DiggaDigga,
Dobbs Town,
DragonSpeartopia,
Dresophila Prime,
Dr_Twist,
Duellona,
East Coast Federation,
EL CID THE HERO,
EvilDarkLink,
Eynonistan,
Fabulous Chris,
Fass,
Five Civilized Nations,
Flamboyia,
Flux4287,
Free Avestopol,
Gnostikos,
Godzill,
Good Thoughts,
Grave_n_idle,
Great Carthage,
Gurnee, Har Land,
Haikoenistan,
Hatikva,
Haxorzz,
Helioterra,
Hessen Nassau,
Hobabwe,
Hyperbia,
I V Stalin,
Ihavethreelegsia,
Il Cuzzo,
Illich Jackal,
Independate States,
Iraqestonia,
Ix Delguur,
Jester III,
John Browning,
Juzamina,
Kanakopolis,
Katganistan,
Kazcaper,
Kintut,
Kitsunus,
Klonmel,
Koestler,
Kryozerkia,
Kwaswhakistan,
L P S,
Lord-General Drache,
Lus na greine,
Malakoff,
Maraque,
Marderia,
Meadsville,
Michael Corleone,
Mikenland,
Minonk States,
Molnervia,
Mookie Spunkmeister,
Moonseed,
Morroko,
My Soul,
Myrth,
Mystic Caves,
Neer do wells,
Neo-Anarchists,
Nevareion,
New Stamford,
Ninjadom Revival,
Noogie,
Noriko Nakagawa,
Nova Terra Australis,
Nupax,
Nythis,
Nyu Date,
Oesterbro,
Of crack dealers,
Olirah,
Oneiro,
Over Zealous,
PanAzn,
Pas encore,
Passive Cookies,
Paul_in_aber,
Pen15ville,
Penguins of Doom,
Perkeleenmaa,
Pershikia,
Pikistan,
Pimposaurus,
Pithica,
Plapper,
Podemore,
Pongoar,
Power of Brunette,
PurpleMouse,
Queensland Ontario,
Rangerville,
Rashistan,
Reasonabilityness,
Reichenau,
Reinmar,
Rubina,
Sandys exile,
Sarandra,
Saugeen,
Sdaeriji,
Shaed,
Shanagolia,
Skapedroe,
Soulseek,
South Cymru,
Soviet Democracy,
Spirit Crushing,
Squealopia,
Srg_science,
Sum Bitch,
Tamarket,
Terranus,
The Black Forrest,
The Isle Of Reefer,
The Mycon,
Thelona,
Thucidide,
Trystym,
Upitatanium,
VeLevis,
Victor Mund,
Violets and Kitties,
Vittos Ordination,
Wind and water,
Winooski,
Zaxon,
Zeleny Svit.

President [continues]: The second Category contains nations that say that Abortion is not murder:
Aerou,
Alomogordo,
Angry Fruit Salad,
Angry Goat Herders,
Arthaga Nova,
Ataloro,
Barquentine,
Beekland,
Bitchkitten,
BlatantSillyness,
Bleezdale,
Boonytopia,
Bottle,
Camel Eaters,
Chicken pi,
Chiky Churiky,
CthulhuFhtagn,
Dakini,
Democratic Colonies,
Democraticland,
Divine Imaginary Fluff,
Drunk commies,
Erin rules,
Fass,
Finbergia,
Flanvel,
Frankenburger,
Gataway_Driver,
Goed Twee,
Grayconia,
Grazia,
Great Carthage,
Green Sun,
Hakartopia,
Halcya,
Hallad,
Holy Sheep,
Honey Badgers,
Hyrokkia,
Iklfis,
Inmania,
Intelligence Agencies,
Janistania,
John KerryEdwards,
Kastoria,
Kerchopia,
Khudros,
Kingiix,
Kisogo,
Kyraine,
Lady Beans I,
Le Chat de Noir,
Lemon Fried Rice,
Mockston,
Modinel,
Muddy ground,
Musky Furballs,
Myrth,
Nadkor,
New British Glory,
New Granada,
Nirvana_1,
Noraniastan,
Of crack dealers,
Oggnia,
Paradoxian Alexandria,
PENGUNO,
Peopleandstuff,
Physcina,
Pikistan,
Pithica,
Pongoar,
Prosophia,
Protonland,
Prrrrk,
Pure Metal,
Rangerville,
Rashaulge,
Reasonabilityness,
Reinmar,
RevertRomance,
Roma Moon,
Rubina,
Saipea,
SANLand,
Sanlos Astoria,
Scipii,
Sdaeriji,
Shaddowlands,
Shaed,
Skalador,
Soviet Narco State,
Suur-Rantalania,
Temdgujn,
Terranus,
The Five Elementals,
The MegMeg,
Thebee,
Thelona,
Toffee Donuts,
Unleashed Warheads,
UpwardThrust,
Uzuum,
Wagwanimus,
WhichWayWasIt,
Xessmithia,
Zaxon.

President [continues]: The third category contains nations that I consider to be our Mortal Enemies. There is currently only one nation on this list:
Nihilistic Beginners.


President [continues]: This is the Axis of Evil. Over time, some nations may be added. Some may be removed. To all nations that recieve this broadcast: If you want to be removed, give us a VERY GOOD REASON to remove you from this list. That is all.


Persephone: You saw it here first. :) We'll be right back.

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add me; i dont see abortion as murder...i mean come its an fetus....who cares if that thing dies

Stem cell research means people WORTH living can live and the mother should have her choice, shes the one having the baby after all.
(the mom is just going to neglect the child if she is even considering abortion)

add me; i dont see abortion as murder...i mean come its an fetus....who cares if that thing dies

Stem cell research means people WORTH living can live and the mother should have her choice, shes the one having the baby after all.
(the mom is just going to neglect the child if she is even considering abortion)
LMAO! The first time I've ever seen someone wanting to be added to the Axis of Evil! :LOL:

Added ;)

LMAO! The first time I've ever seen someone wanting to be added to the Axis of Evil! :LOL:

Added ;)

axis of evil has that ring to it :rolleyes:

ooc: add me to both lists. Abortion is a legal right in the Democratic Colonies, guarenteed to citizens in the Charter of Rights and impossible to revoke.

OOC: We do not believe abortion to be murder and have legalized it. Please add me.

You all do realize that this is the Axis of EVIL list, right?

OOC:Wow, this is like the first time I'm not on an Axis of Evil list, but my country considers abortion "herecy and murder", so its banned.

OOC:Wow, this is like the first time I'm not on an Axis of Evil list, but my country considers abortion "herecy and murder", so its banned.
OOC: That gives me an idea...

IC:

*The President goes back on TV and announces something...*

President: Any nation on this list who changes their mind will not only be removed from this list, but will also recieve a free sex slave of either of the opposite or same sex, depending on their preferences. Keep in mind, however, that in the Plutonian Empire, all sex slaves must have a license if they want to be one. (Basically, sex slavery is completely voluntary in the Empire).

OOC: Hey, man, I've always argued that abortion isn't murder. Can't I at least get on to the Axis of Evil's second category?

Grr, us evil people get no respect.
:D

Abortion is not an issue in Cyrian Space. We have, luckily, ended that controversy through technology which allows us to remove a child at any age from the mothers body and either place it in the womb of an adoptee, or bring it to term in a lab. However, in the past a horrible civil war was fought over abortion. Really, this technology was created to stop that conflict more than anything else.

I have to comment however, that I consider this "War on abortion" ill advised, as well as any "Sneak attacks" you might carry out on nations practising it. While trade embargoes may be the answer, killing more people is unlikely to stop them. Most people feel vindicated when violence is directed at their ways of life.

President: Any nation on this list who changes their mind will not only be removed from this list, but will also recieve a free sex slave of either of the opposite or same sex, depending on their preferences. Keep in mind, however, that in the Plutonian Empire, all sex slaves must have a license if they want to be one. (Basically, sex slavery is completely voluntary in the Empire).
Voluntary slavery? Your people certainly have odd customs.

Also, since we realize that others might seek to possess this technology, we regret to inform you that it has only safely worked on Cyrian mothers. The Sedenta lay eggs, and the Adrits' birthing process is fairly quick and painless, so neither of these species have needed it. But the differences in physiology between Cyrian and Human fetuses are far too great for our meathods to work.

Ophinia, feel free to TG me as to why you keep deleting your posts. Don't worry. I won't bite. :)




Hard. :D

Voluntary slavery? Your people certainly have odd customs.
They've lived with me since I took over Minnesota years ago, so they know what I like ;)

Add Black Sun to the list. It's a offshoot of Green Sun that is evil. My own creation.

OOC: From now on, instead of just editing the 1st post, I will, every once in a while, post which nations have been added or removed. This is to keep physical stress levels at a minimum.

Vernii needs to be added. We legalized abortion.

We feel compelled to adopt this list as our first "Axis of Evil" list, with a few modifications:

Added to the list in our list are:

Anequina
Democraticland
Frank Freedom
Katoth
Margzanthilag
Nymphetamaniacs
South Space Aliance
Tanakilia
Wairarapa

The people appreciate the idea, and particulary the military.

Yay I'm on the list! But how the hell did you know anyway?
Besides, my nation only procreates somewhere in januari, so the amount of unwanted pregnancies is minimal.

Yay I'm on the list! But how the hell did you know anyway?
I looked *cough* at some *cough* ancient polling results *cough* *cough*

if any of you are asian dont get offended i have GREAT respect for your culture and can somewhat speak your langauge (although a bit poorly)

In real life im thinking of ordering an mail-in asian sex slut shes soooooooo sexy but DAMN shes expensive and i wonder how many other men have banged her before...second thought ill just try to find an asian sex bicth in my school...theres bound to be at least 1 or 2
OOC:
Where'd this come from? Does this have anything to do with the thread?

OOC:
Where'd this come from? Does this have anything to do with the thread?
Look at my 2nd or 3rd post on the 1st page: free sex slave for whoever that's on the list changes their mind about the abortion

Look at my 2nd or 3rd post on the 1st page: free sex slave for whoever that's on the list changes their mind about the abortion
Oh, right!
I knew that.
...
Or not.

How about for awful human rights abuses?

Parthia Kills people in favor of democracy:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=391633

Parthia executes all Communists:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=376493&highlight=executed

Parthia kills urban poor for rebelling:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=366322&highlight=executed

Parthia crushes dissident journalist and creates a reality television show where condemned people swim through a shark tank:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=364535&highlight=executed

Parthia Crushes workers strike:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=357532&highlight=executed

Thats the tip of the iceberg.

New nation officially added to the list:

Dostanuot Loj, under the first two categories.
Vernii, under the 1st category.
Neo-Anarchists, just in case the nation hasn't been added already.
Black Sun, under the same category(ies) Green Sun is under.

NEW CATEGORY ADDED: Awful human rights abuses
First nation: The Parthians (Parthia is just the nickname, right?)

Good, I'm on it.
Now, what constitutes "Auful human rights abuses"?

Good, I'm on it.
Now, what constitutes "Auful human rights abuses"?
Follow Parthia's links ;)

I have yet to read them :D

Well... all people not of a certian religion (two actually) are banned from citizenship in my nation.
They can live as legal residents though.
I'm a strong advocate of tactical nuclear weapons, and chemical weapons, and frequently bring them into play... and have nothing against gassing civilians.
Criminals are publicly tortured and executed, and it's broadcast on live TV, the worse the crime, the worse the torture. And the people get to vote on the execution style.

Does that get me on that list too?
If not, well, I'm not doing anything worse, I like my nation the way it is.

Well... all people not of a certian religion (two actually) are banned from citizenship in my nation.
That's a negative. We hate all religions, so ban all of them.
They can live as legal residents though.
Do you force them into atheism, I hope? We just prohibit any religious person from entering the Empire.
I'm a strong advocate of tactical nuclear weapons, and chemical weapons, and frequently bring them into play...
We love nukes. Absolutely love them. Read "seeking nuclear allies."
and have nothing against gassing civilians.
Criminals are publicly tortured and executed, and it's broadcast on live TV, the worse the crime, the worse the torture. And the people get to vote on the execution style.
You are officially under 3 categories: Legalizing abortion, making it not murder, and human rights abuses. Good job. :rolleyes:

That's a negative. We hate all religions, so ban all of them.
Nah, the 2 we left around are the only state recognised religions. We're a semi-theocracy, religion doesn't dictate law, but it's important to the nation.

Do you force them into atheism, I hope? We just prohibit any religious person from entering the Empire.
Nope, see above. According to my still-in-progress constitution, can't force religion on people.

We love nukes. Absolutely love them. Read "seeking nuclear allies."
Can a member of the "Axis of Evil List" be a nuclear ally?

You are officially under 3 categories: Legalizing abortion, making it not murder, and human rights abuses. Good job. :rolleyes:

What more cold I ask for? Always nice to be on a list of evil.

Nah, the 2 we left around are the only state recognised religions. We're a semi-theocracy, religion doesn't dictate law, but it's important to the nation.
Nope, see above. According to my still-in-progress constitution, can't force religion on people.
Hmm... Okay.
Can a member of the "Axis of Evil List" be a nuclear ally?
1. Nope. Sorry.
2. You have to have nuclear weapons.
3. This list has no members. Membership is for clubs and websites and stuff. The list is not a website/club.
What more cold I ask for? Always nice to be on a list of evil.
:fluffle: :D

OOC: Weird how these threads turn out. For example, Kahta - He makes a thread condemning asian cars, and everyone is outraged and decides to declare war on him. Then, he makes a thread condemning ASIANS and everyone praises him. This board is weird. O_o

Yes, I know that sometimes it's picked up by people who are RPing racist/facist/nazist countries, whereas others are RPing socialists or the like. Kahta himself is apparently NOT white supremacist, and is just RPing it.

ooc: add me to both lists. Abortion is a legal right in the Democratic Colonies, guarenteed to citizens in the Charter of Rights and impossible to revoke.



Ooc-

I'm sure if/when the SRGIO is running the show of law and order in Curtis City (What your capital will be renamed), that their guns will be enough to get the citizens to realize the laws letting them murder babies are revoked. In MS, only the DISFB can murder babies (but only from disloyal people or those not approved to reproduce).


I'm just fooling with you, or am I?

Ooc- Add Sevaris to the lists, he allows baby murder in his nation.

Aust not only critizes any nation that takes or keeps slaves but we are also strong balivers that abortion is not murder, as we balive murder can only be done an a living breathing person, and it is completly legal in our country.

Emporer Palpatine the 4th.

His Royal Majesty King Krois I requests that the Plutonian Empire add the nation of Kroisistan to your list. The Senate is in the process of legalizing abortion as we speak, and the official government position is that abortion is not murder.

We hope that diplomatic and economic relations may be maintained.

Ooc- Add Sevaris to the lists, he allows baby murder in his nation.

DA, by that logic, every nation that has legalised abortion would be considered genocidal. Hell, even I would be on the enemies list. And I'm East Canada!

Official communique - Plutonian Empire, regarding the 'Axis of Evil'

We'd like to inform you that all relations between our nations - if there ever were any - are now cut, null, void, etc, etc, etc. We think it's utterly brilliant to slap the label of 'evil' on anyone who doesn't agree with all your opinions, and besides that several of our close allies are on your list. We'll make it clear right now that any nation that adapts Plutonian Empire's axis of evil will not find themselves in good graces with the Zoogie government. Thank you, and have a wonderful day.

<George Dailey, secretary of state>

OOC: i cant believe Im the only person on the mortal enemies thingi, what the flarbeingoogen did i do?

DA, by that logic, every nation that has legalised abortion would be considered genocidal. Hell, even I would be on the enemies list. And I'm East Canada!



Our nation doesn't allow baby murder, and for that reason, we're a beacon of morality in this world. :D


(Asks world to ignore DISFB activities)

By Gogs Wounds, this certainly is interesting. Zounds, Momanguise qualifies for bothe lists. S'truth, we even demand our own category, 'Nation (s) that enforce abortion on girls under the age of eighteen. By the mass, this will be fun.

Philip Henslowe
Spokes-person for
The Department for Sarcasm.

yay im evil!

New nation officially added to the list:

NEW CATEGORY ADDED: Awful human rights abuses
First nation: The Parthians (Parthia is just the nickname, right?)

Yeah, Parthia is the short term.

While the Czar condemns the acts of baby murder, slapping the entire nation with the label of "evil" is not appropriate.

Count Franz von Papen
Foreign Minister to the Czar
The Protestant Prussian Czardom of Derscon

could you add me to all lists please? :D :D :D

I Should be added, I enforce mandatory abortion on all parents who are unfit to have children that can serve in my military

Pro-chioce. Evil, here I come!

I Should be added, I enforce mandatory abortion on all parents who are unfit to have children that can serve in my military


So you force all to have abortions? Because any parent can have a girl child, and in MS, under our laws, women as a whole, are deemed unfit for military service. Although we do have a women's medical corps (and we even have a few dozen lady doctors in the corps, but it's mostly nurses)

So you force all to have abortions? Because any parent can have a girl child, and in MS, under our laws, women as a whole, are deemed unfit for military service. Although we do have a women's medical corps (and we even have a few dozen lady doctors in the corps, but it's mostly nurses)
Who ever said that women were unfit for the military?

"Add me to list. We abort frequently."-The Great Leader Li.

Who ever said that women were unfit for the military?

About 800,000 biologists, geneticists, doctors, phsyicians, ethnologists, etc, in the entire MS Federation.


Not to mention the entire General Staff of all Commonwealth Armed forces and the General Staff of the Federal Armed Forces.

About 800,000 biologists, geneticists, doctors, phsyicians, ethnologists, etc, in the entire MS Federation.


Not to mention the entire General Staff of all Commonwealth Armed forces and the General Staff of the Federal Armed Forces.
Well in my nation, we allow women into the military, and as a matter of fact everyone, in my nation, is forced to go to the military, so it doesn't make a damned bit of difference, what they think, besides all those womans rights activists would have a cow if we didn't, albeit we just send them to their death like the mercenaries we are.

Who ever said that women were unfit for the military?

Me.

-Shah Khosru III

"Your prerogative, Roger, although I would have to say that getting women in does significantly expand your human resources."-The Great Leader Li.

Me.

-Shah Khosru III

And me.

-Generalissimo J.L.

OOC: i cant believe Im the only person on the mortal enemies thingi, what the flarbeingoogen did i do?
Do you want off?

By Gogs Wounds, this certainly is interesting. Zounds, Momanguise qualifies for bothe lists. S'truth, we even demand our own category, 'Nation (s) that enforce abortion on girls under the age of eighteen. By the mass, this will be fun.

Philip Henslowe
Spokes-person for
The Department for Sarcasm.

Add me please :p

And me.

-Generalissimo J.L.
Kind of hard to argue with that one, but we will not change our conscription system, throw em in at the age of two, teach em to kill, let them roam the world killing people and being killed through our lovely forced mercenary program, and when they become past there prime, let them become something else.

-Cyrus Lanier

I'm evil; and chaos, and I destroy worlds....

Do you want off?

OOC No just put somebody else there too

OOC No just put somebody else there too
I can put myself there, if you want :D

so I'm not getting added to the list?

You can add me to category 1 because 1) I agree with that, 2) your stupid anyways.

Inkana leagalizes abortion, does not consider it murder, and funds stem cell research.

Abortion is legal here and is not seen as murder, so add us to the list.
President Cheeser12

I'm evil; and chaos, and I destroy worlds....
:confused:

so I'm not getting added to the list?
Please restate your abortion preferences.

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New nations added:

Sevaris - Abortion not murder
Aust - Abortion not murder and legalized
Kroisistan - Abortion not murder and legalized
The Canadian Union - Abortion not murder and legalized
Ankhmet - Abortion not murder and legalized
MassPwnage - Abortion legalized
Robaria - Abortion legalized
Takuma - Abortion legalized
Inkana - Abortion not murder and legalized
Cheeser12 - Abortion not murder and legalized

NEW CATEGORY ADDED: Nations that force abortions
Momanguise is the first nation
Nation of Fortune is the second

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From now on, no more requests to be added. I will add nations at my own choosing. Feel free, however, to ask to be removed from the Axis of Evil, but give me a VERY good reason for me to remove you from the Axis.

:confused:


Please restate your abortion preferences.
............................
NEW CATEGORY ADDED: Nations that force abortions
Momanguise is the first nation
Nation of Fortune is the second

I Should be added, I enforce mandatory abortion on all parents who are unfit to have children that can serve in my military

there you go, but it seems you've already found it

and I am agreeable to that

Hey if Nihilistic Beginners wants company, you can add me under 'mortal enemies' even though I'm not. :)

Hey if Nihilistic Beginners wants company, you can add me under 'mortal enemies' even though I'm not. :)
I think Commando2 should go under that list

From now on, no more requests to be added. I will add nations at my own choosing. Feel free, however, to ask to be removed from the Axis of Evil, but give me a VERY good reason for me to remove you from the Axis.
;)

K, I'll shut up

:confused:


Please restate your abortion preferences.

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New nations added:

Sevaris - Abortion not murder
Aust - Abortion not murder and legalized
Kroisistan - Abortion not murder and legalized
The Canadian Union - Abortion not murder and legalized
Ankhmet - Abortion not murder and legalized
MassPwnage - Abortion legalized
Robaria - Abortion legalized
Takuma - Abortion legalized
Inkana - Abortion not murder and legalized
Cheeser12 - Abortion not murder and legalized

NEW CATEGORY ADDED: Nations that force abortions
Momanguise is the first nation
Nation of Fortune is the second

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From now on, no more requests to be added. I will add nations at my own choosing. Feel free, however, to ask to be removed from the Axis of Evil, but give me a VERY good reason for me to remove you from the Axis.



Just for the hell of it.
Today I'm passing a new law, requiering a liscence to have a baby.
All who do not aquire a liscence, yet become pregnant, are forced to have an abortion.
Of course, you auomaticly get one with a marriage liscence, or when you finish a term of service in the military. They're not hard to get.. but we still force an abortion if you don't have one.

*Goes and sighns the new law, making it official*

There.

:confused:


Please restate your abortion preferences.

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New nations added:

Sevaris - Abortion not murder
Aust - Abortion not murder and legalized
Kroisistan - Abortion not murder and legalized
The Canadian Union - Abortion not murder and legalized
Ankhmet - Abortion not murder and legalized
MassPwnage - Abortion legalized
Robaria - Abortion legalized
Takuma - Abortion legalized
Inkana - Abortion not murder and legalized
Cheeser12 - Abortion not murder and legalized

NEW CATEGORY ADDED: Nations that force abortions
Momanguise is the first nation
Nation of Fortune is the second

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From now on, no more requests to be added. I will add nations at my own choosing. Feel free, however, to ask to be removed from the Axis of Evil, but give me a VERY good reason for me to remove you from the Axis.



Just for the hell of it.
Today I'm passing a new law, requiering a liscence to have a baby.
All who do not aquire a liscence, yet become pregnant, are forced to have an abortion.
Of course, you auomaticly get one with a marriage liscence, or when you finish a term of service in the military. They're not hard to get.. but we still force an abortion if you don't have one.

*Goes and sighns the new law, making it official*

There.

Just for the hell of it.
Today I'm passing a new law, requiering a liscence to have a baby.
All who do not aquire a liscence, yet become pregnant, are forced to have an abortion.
Of course, you auomaticly get one with a marriage liscence, or when you finish a term of service in the military. They're not hard to get.. but we still force an abortion if you don't have one.

*Goes and sighns the new law, making it official*

There.
:rolleyes:

Male on TV: Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the Plutonian Empire.

*Applause*

President: I have an anouncement to make regarding the Axis of Evil List.

First off, it is NOT a list, it was just a figure of speech. The Axis of Evil is recognized as an entity in itself.

Second. Nations have called me saying that they actually want on the "list," and generally acting like it is "all in good fun." No it is not. The Axis of Evil is for real; I was actually being serious when we listed the nations in the Axis. So, as a warning to any nation in the Axis of Evil: Watch your back. That is all.

NEW CATEGORY ADDED: Bible-Thumpers
First nation is Whittier-, - religious zealotry

So, as a warning to any nation in the Axis of Evil: Watch your back. That is all.

Don't be foolish. The Colonial defense budget is 110 times the amount of your entire national GDP (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=The+Plutonian+Empire). The Democratic Colonies spends more on garbage removal then you do on your military. If anyone should be 'watching thier back', it should be you - the Colonial Military Reserves might look upon your nation as one of those 'one weekend a month, two weeks a year' projects and invade you as a training operation.

- Secretary Robert Wolfe, Colonial Department of Defense
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Don't be foolish. The Colonial defense budget is 110 times the amount of your entire national GDP (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=The+Plutonian+Empire). The Democratic Colonies spends more on garbage removal then you do on your military. If anyone should be 'watching thier back', it should be you - the Colonial Military Reserves might look upon your nation as one of those 'one weekend a month, two weeks a year' projects and invade you as a training operation.

- Secretary Robert Wolfe, Colonial Department of Defense
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And we're 3228 lightyears from earth. How do you plan to do that? You also FT?

And we're 3228 lightyears from earth. How do you plan to do that? You also FT?

If you're that far away from Earth, then you shouldn't involve yourself with the affairs of Earth. Your threats of violence and warnings that we should 'watch our backs' do not impress us in the least - should you ever arrive on Earth and attempt to enforce your twisted ethics upon us on your 'Axis of Evil', then we guarentee, we will send you the entire 3228 light years back wishing that you had never come.

- Secretary Robert Wolfe, Colonial Department of Defense
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We legalise Abortion, in certain circumstances. Simply killing a baby because the woman couldn't accept the consequences of sex, which is supposed to CREATE babies, is rather wasteful,, which is entirely against the mindset of the people .

However, we do allow abortion in other circumstances, ie, rape, where the Birth is causing extreme distress to the mother (Mentally and/or Physically).

Do we go on your Axis of Evil list? I would find that an honour, to stand alongside other nations that, like mine, are ready to be demonised by somebody who can't agree with our beliefs, and feels they have the right to force their own morals on anybody else.

If not, then I suggest, should you ever take action against nations simply because you don't like their stance on Abortion (I understand the other reasons), I would suggest you watch you back. I'm not threatening you, merely reminding you you've named a lot of enemies, and there may be more than enough to destroy you, no matter how far away you are.

I know mt country could, but we aren't about too. I don't hate, or threaten, or attack simply because I disagree with other people beliefs.

Arkady Gregorovich, President Speaker of Xenonier.

NEW CATEGORY ADDED: Bible-Thumpers
First nation is Whittier-, - religious zealotry
OK, now I know that commando2 fits under that category

If you're that far away from Earth, then you shouldn't involve yourself with the affairs of Earth. Your threats of violence and warnings that we should 'watch our backs' do not impress us in the least - should you ever arrive on Earth and attempt to enforce your twisted ethics upon us on your 'Axis of Evil', then we guarentee, we will send you the entire 3228 light years back wishing that you had never come.

- Secretary Robert Wolfe, Colonial Department of Defense
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The reason we involve with earth from such a distance is because we're FROM Earth. Did you read our history at all? :confused:

The reason we involve with earth from such a distance is because we're FROM Earth. Did you read our history at all? :confused:

You left Earth. It was your choice, and you should deal with it. This planet is no longer your homeworld, and its affairs are no longer your affairs. If you wish to return, then do so - we will not object. However, if you return and then attempt to force your ethics upon us, as you have so tactlessly implied that you would gladly do if you had the strength to do so, then you shouldn't be expecting the most welcoming of receptions.

The Federated Union of Democratic Colonies does not enjoy being threatened. Warnings that we should 'watch our backs' are threats - You would be wise if you were to see to it that they remain only what they are now: empty words.

- Secretary Robert Wolfe, Colonial Department of Defense
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You left Earth. It was your choice, and you should deal with it. This planet is no longer your homeworld, and its affairs are no longer your affairs. If you wish to return, then do so - we will not object. However, if you return and then attempt to force your ethics upon us, as you have so tactlessly implied that you would gladly do if you had the strength to do so, then you shouldn't be expecting the most welcoming of receptions.

The Federated Union of Democratic Colonies does not enjoy being threatened. Warnings to 'watch our backs' are threats - You would be wise if you were to see to it that they remain only what they are now: empty words.

- Secretary Robert Wolfe, Colonial Department of Defense
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Actually, we were forced to leave Earth, so it wasn't my choice. At least, I think we were forced out... :hmm:

Actually, we were forced to leave Earth.

So you were forced to leave Earth. Why am I not suprised?

- Secretary Robert Wolfe, Colonial Department of Defense
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Actually, our influence has already reached Earth: The Empire of Denver City is a self-governed state within the Empire, whose populace chose to join the Plutonian Empire.

EDIT: After reviewing my history, you were right: it was our choice: We evacuated in order to escape some crazed psychic name "Yuri."

OOC: If you've played Red Alert 2: Yuri's revenge, you should know what I"m talking about.

Man: Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the Plutonian Empire.

*Applause*

President: Good evening. After much consideration on my own, I hereby declare the Axis of Evil, null and void. ALL nations in the Axis, are no longer in it. The Plutonian Empire realizes that it has acted immaturely, and stupidly, and should have stayed out of other nations' businesses. We realize that this has most likely tarnished our reputation, and that we have alienated ourselves. We realize that there is nothing we can do to repair our reputation, if we had any in the first place. The United States of the Plutonian Empire sincerely apologizes to all nations that we have affected, and to nations that we have insulted. This decision is NOT a result of other nations telling us to watch our backs. That is all for now. Good night.

OOC: damn, that was fun, being one of two nations in our own category

The Plutonian Empire: Official Warning - Flamebait. Specifically, attempting to disguise OOC flamebait as roleplay.

iLock.

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