NationStates Jolt Archive


War of the Bobs!

Bob the samuri
22-01-2005, 22:30
In retaliation for the borderlands of bob the samuri groupys breaking away from bob the samuri, the bob the samuri military has officially invaded their country. It started earlier today after the small countrys boarders were invaded by not only bob the samuri, but two allied countrys as well. As they make their way to the end of the war we will have more news.
GREAT ELVES UNITED
22-01-2005, 22:39
I would like to help you---Bob the Samuri
Bob the samuri groupys
22-01-2005, 22:44
SOLDIERS, WE MUST REIENFORCE OUR STANDING POINTS! sEND FOUR PLATOONS TO EACH OF OUR KEY POINTS! START BOMBING THEIR GROUND TROOPS, AND DAMMIT, SEND OUT THE WARDROIDS! KEEP THE BLAZES SAFE! HELL, ACTIVATE THEM AND USE THEM! START THE COUNTER ATTACK! SI VIS PACUM PARA BELUM! :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
GREAT ELVES UNITED
22-01-2005, 22:45
Do you want me to help or not?
Bob the samuri
22-01-2005, 22:50
Anyone who wants to help can!

[newsbreak!]
Various groups of soldiers of bob the samuri are being bombed by the Groupy air force and Mikhail Jaksov wardroids! casualties are heavy in at last report, three groups! more news as we progress!
Bob the samuri groupys
22-01-2005, 22:53
We Have Them Weakened! Send Ground Troops To The Location Of The Weakest Group And Attack!
Bob the samuri groupys
22-01-2005, 22:57
OUR GROUND TROOPS HAVE RUN INTO RESISTANCE FROM BOB THE SAMURI TROOPS! IN THE CITY OF BOSHIDO GRAVE, AN URBAN BATTLE IS GOING ON BETWEEN OUR FORCES AND THEIRS! SOLDIERS ARE DUCKING BEHIND CORNERS AND CIVILIAN CASUALTIES ARE ON THE RISE! MORE NEWS AS DEVELOPES! :headbang: :mp5: :mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :eek:
GREAT ELVES UNITED
22-01-2005, 22:57
The planes all landed.Each holding 1000 troops. 20 bombers bombed up the enemy strongholds.The troops went to Bob the samuri and will follow his orders.
Bob the samuri
22-01-2005, 23:05
"Elves, we are pinned down in this part of the city! General Warshaw Shi-To is on their side and must be killed if we are to make any progress! He is located in this bank in the center of their territory! we need a tactical strike of combined forces to take him down! You will also be given this RPG launcher, and only this one, so use it well!" With these orders the soldiers left for their objective.
GREAT ELVES UNITED
22-01-2005, 23:11
As the Elves marched they had an idea.....they would distract the whole enemy and have Bob the samuri kill the leader...all i need is an extra 500 Elves.The Elves were sent for and they waited only 30 minutes.When they got there the battle began.......
Bob the samuri groupys
22-01-2005, 23:11
"general! We Have Recived Word That The Enemy Is Heading Toward Our Location! What Do We Do!"
"get Mini-bomb Snipers On The Roof, And Surround The Fortress! Do Not Let Them Get Here!"
GREAT ELVES UNITED
22-01-2005, 23:14
The elves marched into hiding there they waited word from bob the samuri
Brydog
22-01-2005, 23:15
5 B-52s start the bombing of Bob the samuri groupys' capital city. The 19th Republic Guard division arrives in Bob the samuri.
Bob the samuri
22-01-2005, 23:19
"The ploy is working!" Shouted bob. "Attack now!"
Mini-bomb snipers from bob the samuri bobbared the building from the distance, and ninja marines opened up close range.
"Protect the boarder,"ordered Bob,"And get some plasma warriors up here to melt down this door!"
The door was down! "We're in!" A firefight soon erupted in the hall between bob the samuri troops and wardroids. "Plasma warriors!"
The plasma cannons can melt through steel 25 ft. thick. They worked like a charm!
"Lets go!"
GREAT ELVES UNITED
22-01-2005, 23:19
The elves ran straight through.The veterans went on latters up the wall to help protect the troops going through the causeway.
Buechoria
22-01-2005, 23:20
From the desk of the Prime Minister:

This borders on, "Moronically retarded"
Bob the samuri
22-01-2005, 23:20
"Brydog, no more attacks on the capital until we take 3 key positions that me and some other allies have planed on!"
Brydog
22-01-2005, 23:21
Ok, The 19th will move when you move.
GREAT ELVES UNITED
22-01-2005, 23:25
Bob......let me go in the front line that way your snipers can be safe behind me to snipe out the enemy leader.Also 100,000 more elves come this way and will arrive in 5 minuets (NS minutes).
The Burnsian Desert
22-01-2005, 23:42
I remember Bob the samuri.

I pwnz j00.
The Burnsian Desert
22-01-2005, 23:42
I remember Bob the samuri.

I pwnz j00.
Bob the samuri
22-01-2005, 23:45
"No good. He's locked himself in the vault."
The plasma warriors started on their job. "I wonder where the emporer is?" :gundge:
Bob the samuri
22-01-2005, 23:48
Brydog, The enemy is closing in on our location neer this bank! Send your air division to take care of them, but be sure not to hot the bank!
Brydog
22-01-2005, 23:49
The armor and troops starting fighting the enemy at the bank.
GREAT ELVES UNITED
22-01-2005, 23:51
Ok....let us do the Trojan war trick.Let's get 500 of our best troops and put them into individual boxes then say they that there money and gifts.Then when they open it we will kill them and the leader!!
Bob the samuri
22-01-2005, 23:52
Thats an old trick and won't work! We're almost through!
GREAT ELVES UNITED
22-01-2005, 23:53
The other elves not in the boxes went to the battle sight to fight to the death.
Bob the samuri
23-01-2005, 00:07
"Sir, we're through!" Bob steped through the now opened vault door. "good evening general."
"Bob."
"Did you really think you'd get away with this? you'll now be jugded for your crimes."
"Go ahead."
"For betraying the warlord council of bob the samuri, 20 years. Fireing porpousfuly on the Grand Shogun, 50 years." Bob paused. He noticed the general tipping his pistol. "And, for supplieing the pvp nation with stolen bob the samuri weapons, thereoff comprimising our military..."
"Let me guess, ... life." He drew his pistol. BANG! He was to slow.
"Death." Bob was triumphant. "On to the weapons lab!"
GREAT ELVES UNITED
23-01-2005, 00:11
So the enemy leader was killed.We were succesfull in our attack and bob...i want to leave my Elves in your nation just in case that the enemy retaliates again.
Bob the samuri groupys
23-01-2005, 00:13
The lutenient was outside three rabit holes, containing bob the samuri and elf soldiers. A platoon of each.
"THROW THE GRENADES!" In went the grenades. BOOM! "CHARGE IN!" In went the soldiers to mop up the rest.
"WHERE ARE ALL THE BIG FISH I WONDER?! THEY'LL COME SOON!"
The undying Emperor
23-01-2005, 00:14
Alrigt I am here And can only help quickl;y but will help in a huge way I sent in 1,000,000,000 dollars worth of Bunker Busters And Combine has sent just that a limitless wave of Combine face Eating monsters that have the ability to turn enemys to our side and they did just that. 4 Companies of gropys to our side. I just got word that our mortars have arrived they will listen to you Bob So use them wisely. :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :D :sniper:
The undying Emperor
23-01-2005, 00:16
I hope that helps if you need any more help just telegram Me or Combine Thanks .
Bob the samuri
23-01-2005, 00:17
Thanks emporer, it will. I know just what to do with the mortars...
GREAT ELVES UNITED
23-01-2005, 00:22
All right thats it they took POW's of mine now there dead! 1 million more Elves are coming now!Along with myself.
Bob the samuri
23-01-2005, 00:22
Rookie the samuri, Bobs apprentice, stood looking at the communications center. "Mortars! On my word!"
The mortar cannons stood ready. "Fire!" The cannons fired and the tower was leveled. "Bob, tower is down! Commence operation four star!"
Bob the samuri
23-01-2005, 00:24
Brydog, take their air base down! Elves, Accumpany me to the weapons lab! Lets take these bastards!
The undying Emperor
23-01-2005, 00:26
No need my Mercenaries intercepted.......well the Ops company that works for them recived your plans for Operation Four Star and my Mercenaries already Took care of it so moving along whats next . :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
GREAT ELVES UNITED
23-01-2005, 00:27
Surely Brydog.........Just let me get my extra 1 million troops which will be here right about...............now.There here so lets march to those bastards.
Bob the samuri
23-01-2005, 00:27
Very well. Brydog, stay on stand by. Elves, lets go!
The undying Emperor
23-01-2005, 00:30
Say Elves where do you live so I can add you to my dossier
Bob the samuri
23-01-2005, 00:34
At the weapons lab, Bob stepped into a pile of scientist bodys. "What the hell happened here?!"
"We did Bob." It was Chugo and Vengence, The Dragon Blaze projects. Chugo was a 34 year old war vet, though he can't remember it. All part of the project. It had to be that way. Vengence was a 16 year old girl, a Kill-Aller.
"They... activated you?"
"Yes... for smart guys, they were pretty stupid."
"Well now that we got you lets head to the capital."
GREAT ELVES UNITED
23-01-2005, 00:34
I live in Farbini
The undying Emperor
23-01-2005, 00:36
WARNING WARNING Nukes armed and ready to Fire hope you like the present you lousy groupys. Bob you may use any of my 3 nukes to wreack havoc on the Groupys. BURN IN HELL YOU LOUSY TRATIORS!!!!!!!!!
GREAT ELVES UNITED
23-01-2005, 00:36
Bob.......If i may......you must re-build up your forces!May i have an investigation on the enemy lands and leaders?
The undying Emperor
23-01-2005, 00:41
Got to go I belive that My help is no longer needed here so I leave you with 3 Companies and the nukes. Have Fun and let me know how it goes if I dont return in time. :D
Bob the samuri groupys
23-01-2005, 00:46
"BOB HAS JUST LAUNCHED NUKES AT US! WE'RE DONE FOR!"
And so the capital was destroyed. Bob walked through the non-radiation nuked pile of rubble. A 16 year old Rookie next to him.
"So what now master?"
"Now? We make a puppet government again, of course. But... this war is a sign. We were to harsh on them the first time, and that led to this war. They were people to, and for the smallest things, we punished them. We looked down on them. This time we'll do things different, do things right. We are all equals, and must treat each other so. This is the beggining of a new age Rookie. I'm getting old Rookie, and I won't be around much longer. For my life, 75 is ancient. When I pass the country on to you, can I expect you to be a good leader?"
Rookie looked at his master for a while. His soft side was not often shown, if ever. "A good leader with an even better teacher."
"Thats my boy."
The undying Emperor
23-01-2005, 00:53
As The emporer said, I have sent thousands of headcrabs, and I have a fleet of Hunter Choppers (http://img126.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img126&image=hunterchopper7hl.jpg) ready and waiting to attack :p :mp5:
Bob the samuri
23-01-2005, 00:55
We here at Bob the Samuri, along with our allies, have found victory! The traitorus Groupys have been defeated and replaced! We would like to thank our allies for helping us in our time of need, and for no extra conditions, will pay them each 1,000,000,000 yens! Bob the samuri is already working with the new government of the Groupys, the ones who stayed loyal, to make a better futer for all mankind. Today we feast in my palace! Victory!
The Combine Nation
23-01-2005, 00:57
I am sorry, my last posts was still logged in as the emperor. Gj winning.
GREAT ELVES UNITED
23-01-2005, 02:54
Victory.......victory.......we Won!!!!!!!!!
GREAT ELVES UNITED
23-01-2005, 03:09
Bob..My troops want to stay here to help with defence's.