Ophinia sells excess slaves
The last few years have yielded us an excess of males. In the brave and beautiful land of Ophinia, all males are slaves to the females. They are trained from birth and sold shortly after reaching puberty. However, in recent years we have been coming away with more men than is necessary. The end result is three thousand trained male slaves we are putting up for sale. two thousand of them are used to hard labor, and the other thousand are domestic slaves. We are selling them for $400 us dollars each. Some have proven to be mischevious, but they are easily cowed with a hard whipping.
MassPwnage
22-01-2005, 03:36
"I'll buy 1000 male slaves to test my err... weapons on. $400,000 to you."-The Great Leader Li.
Phalanix
22-01-2005, 03:39
Ethere cease the sale of slaves and treat them like proper human beings or see how crule it can be when a new master takes you over.
Verdant Archipelago
22-01-2005, 03:46
OOC oh good lord, not slave RPs again. And me without a fleet to blockade as well. Pity.
"I'll buy 1000 male slaves to test my err... weapons on. $400,000 to you."-The Great Leader Li.
The males are already on their way, in a cargo plane, packed neatly into boxes. Thank you for the patronage.
Ethere cease the sale of slaves and treat them like proper human beings or see how crule it can be when a new master takes you over.
Learn your place foolish male, lest you feel the crack of my whip.
We'll take them all.
Should come out to $800,000 if all slaves are transferred.
What we do with them is our business.
Phalanix
22-01-2005, 03:51
Unless you would like to see the wrath of several million males decending on you armed with the latest in hightech weapons and armor I sujest you cease all slave actions or suffer.
Unless you would like to see the wrath of several million males decending on you armed with the latest in hightech weapons and armor I sujest you cease all slave actions or suffer.
It's funney, I don't see you threatening any of the much larger nations buying slaves from me. Do you honestly think that we will submit to your rule? We are not the weak women of your country, we are Ophinians! YOU WILL NOT CRUSH US BENEATH YOUR BOOT!
We'll take them all.
Should come out to $800,000 if all slaves are transferred.
What we do with them is our business.
We will sell you the other thousand labor slaves. The Domestic slaves are too valuable for your... dubious purposes. And by the way, the price for these slaves is now $600 each.
We will take them all. Domestic AND Hard Labor.
And we will up the buyout to $1000 per person, coming out to $2 million.
Phalanix
22-01-2005, 04:09
By the order of madam president Echo Maxwell fighters will begin striking at a undisclosed time. You will have twenty four hours before the first ones are to launch. If you cease your actions before the deadline no action will be taken against your nation. If you do not then simply to say kiss your ass goodbye. And also the other nations will be delt with at a later time.
We will take them all. Domestic AND Hard Labor.
And we will up the buyout to $1000 per person, coming out to $2 million.
You drive a hard bargain. The rest of our excess slaves have been shipped.
By the order of madam president Echo Maxwell fighters will begin striking at a undisclosed time. You will have twenty four hours before the first ones are to launch.
Not that we wern't already preparing our anti aircraft guns.
If you cease your actions before the deadline no action will be taken against your nation.
And if you personally surrender to me, I'll allow you to kiss my boots.
If you cease your actions before the deadline no action will be taken against your nation.
This has been our way for years. Do you honestly think your petty threats will make us cower from you in the face of our traditions?
If you do not then simply to say kiss your ass goodbye.
Because killing the people you wish to "Save" is always the best solution.
And also the other nations will be delt with at a later time.
Of course they will.
(ooc: By the way, Ophinia is a large Island nation.)
Phalanix
22-01-2005, 04:24
OCC:Just a quick check. You MT or FT? Just need to know so I don't use the wrong forces.
Secret IC:
All H.A.L.O capable planes were being prepared for launch and modified for agent drops and bombing missions. The main target would be the navy fallowed closely by the airforce of Ophinia the H.A.L.O capable female spec ops members were being prepared for what would look like a long day.
Dontgonearthere
22-01-2005, 04:25
DGNT has announced a set of sanctions prohibiting trade, which was approved of strongly by the 120 women in the senate.
The gist of the policy is this:
You will stop selling slaves, if you want to keep them in your country its your buisness, but as such we cannot allow you to continue the export of slaves.
To enforce this we have declared a full stop on ALL exports and imports to/from your country. Any nation seeking to purchase slaves after the time of this notice will have this set of sanctions extended to them as well.
DGNT ships will be dispatched shortly, let it be known that they will fire on ANY ships seeking to come into Ophininian ports.
Please tell the vessels shipping slaves en route to head to the following coordinates and stop >coordinates given<, there, the cargo will be transferred to Godulan vessels and taken to forwarding stations.
Also, tell them not to be spooked.
OOC: I'm FT, but we have MT offices in ViZion and a couple other MT nations, mainly to retain business contracts.
Secret To Phalanix:
Back off, at least until we have all 'slaves' accounted for. We are on the same side, only our methods are different.
OCC:Just a quick check. You MT or FT? Just need to know so I don't use the wrong forces.
Ophinia is modern tech.
DGNT has announced a set of sanctions prohibiting trade, which was approved of strongly by the 120 women in the senate.
The gist of the policy is this:
You will stop selling slaves, if you want to keep them in your country its your buisness, but as such we cannot allow you to continue the export of slaves.
To enforce this we have declared a full stop on ALL exports and imports to/from your country. Any nation seeking to purchase slaves after the time of this notice will have this set of sanctions extended to them as well.
DGNT ships will be dispatched shortly, let it be known that they will fire on ANY ships seeking to come into Ophininian ports.
Very well, we will consider ceasing the export of our slaves.
All around the Ophinian Island nation, men were being prepared by their female commanders for war. Anti Aircraft gunnery emplacements were aimed skyward, and drills were executed to the crack of the whip. The fifteen ships of the Ophinian navy aimed for the clouds as well. The commanding mistresses could be seen everywhere, in their black leather combat uniform with red lightning bolts on the arms and accross the breast, giving a quick lash to correct any lack of precision and haste. Songs of the glory of their beautiful mistresses came from the mouths of the slaves, a quick whipping given to any who sung off key. The fifteen fighter planes were prepared by groups of men, kept in line by the female pilots.
Dontgonearthere
22-01-2005, 04:43
OOC:
Im generaly FT, but I have a few modern guys.
IC:
Smart. Since you have displayed a willingness to cooperate we will lift sanctions on essential (food, medicine) imports, but all vessels will be inspected.
Smart. Since you have displayed a willingness to cooperate we will lift sanctions on essential (food, medicine) imports, but all vessels will be inspected.
Now we do not often export our male population, but this time it was getting a little out of hand.
However, we will not allow you to police us. We will stop exporting our slaves in exchange for continued trade, but we will not give up our soverienty for any price.
Dontgonearthere
22-01-2005, 04:53
Dontgonearthere does not wish to interfere with your nations internal workings, we simply seek to avoid nations beggining a slave trade, a long time ago this trade resulted in huge wars, and devestated nations.
We will watch you for some time, until we feel that this is not an issue.
If you wish to deport your male population, Dontgonearthere will arrange a program to move the men to nations willing to take them.
We the holy republic stand behind Dontgoeathere's new policy we will send our famed don pachi squadron to commence sky raids to liberate the slaves and grant them finacial compensation and a land grant. We hope to become best of friends. Besides Ophinia is a new nation, the government will be foolish to attack an advanced nation such as us
Y'know, not that we're already defensively mobilized. but we are.
Black Mesa New Mexico
22-01-2005, 15:55
Do anything and Black Mesa Research Institute will release our specimen of H. Sensitiva into your country. You don't know what that is?Then carry out your attacks.
Black Mesa New Mexico
22-01-2005, 15:59
I would like to add that it is unfair for the large nations (1bn+) to expect that all others accept your notions of freedom and democracy.Your bullying methods are little more than Fascist attempts at dominating nations who just want to get along in life carrying out a trade which is still legal in many countries, and is used by many of the 'super-corporations' which populate the world. Your embargoes on small nations are pathetic attempts at bullying the world into following your legal system, and forcing values onto a society which is just as valued as yours.
Get Bent,
?
Administrator, Black Mesa Research Institute
ooc:lol. :D
Dontgonearthere
22-01-2005, 16:13
I would like to add that it is unfair for the large nations (1bn+) to expect that all others accept your notions of freedom and democracy.Your bullying methods are little more than Fascist attempts at dominating nations who just want to get along in life carrying out a trade which is still legal in many countries, and is used by many of the 'super-corporations' which populate the world. Your embargoes on small nations are pathetic attempts at bullying the world into following your legal system, and forcing values onto a society which is just as valued as yours.
Get Bent,
?
Administrator, Black Mesa Research Institute
ooc:lol. :D
Yes, and?
OOC:
Check my nations page. "Corporate Police State".
On further inspection of your post, I note an "lol", can I assume, then, that the above is an ironic/sarcastic comment?
Black Mesa New Mexico
22-01-2005, 17:05
ooc:Yeah mostly a joke.But I still don't like your nation :)
Black Mesa New Mexico
22-01-2005, 17:10
Black Mesa from here on will do it's best to undermine the activities of nations such as Dontgonearthere. We canot condone the actions of such pathetic dictatorships who think they have a right to force their laws and customs on other, smaller nations.The smaller nations should band together and defend themselves from the pathetic embargoes and threats from nations who, if stood up to often enough would not last very long after.
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Khwarezmia
22-01-2005, 17:18
IC: Khwarezmia will provide Ophinia with its fullest possible protection, provided that Khwarezmia is then provided with 50,000 slaves, free of charge, and an additional compensation equalling the number of military personnel killed by enemy activity protecting Ophinian interests.
Loren Archer
Ext. Minister.
Black Mesa from here on will do it's best to undermine the activities of nations such as Dontgonearthere. We canot condone the actions of such pathetic dictatorships who think they have a right to force their laws and customs on other, smaller nations.The smaller nations should band together and defend themselves from the pathetic embargoes and threats from nations who, if stood up to often enough would not last very long after.
The trade embargoes are not the largest threat we face. Remember, other nations have already declaired war.
(ooc: I'm worndering what the hell they're doing now. The soldiers can only spend so much time shining their mistress's boots.)
IC: Khwarezmia will provide Ophinia with its fullest possible protection, provided that Khwarezmia is then provided with 50,000 slaves, free of charge, and an additional compensation equalling the number of military personnel killed by enemy activity protecting Ophinian interests.
Loren Archer
Ext. Minister.
Do you realize that you are asking for nearly a hundredth of our population? We may hire others to help protect us, but we will not pay them in males. We are beginning to completely reconsider the idea of selling males overseas at all.
Black Mesa New Mexico
23-01-2005, 01:28
We are already working on a way to get a crate of headcrabs onto the transports carrying troops to attack you.We expect to get at least 1 crate in.That's all we need to devestate an entire transport.
You shouldnt accept Khwarezmia's offer.He isn't big enough to help you.I do however, have an ally with enough forces to be of some use.
While our males' only purpose is to serve us, they are worth more than what they are offering, not to mention the massive economic shortfall this would cause.
Phalanix
23-01-2005, 14:44
OCC: Exam week. Study now war some other time.
Khwarezmia
23-01-2005, 14:45
Do you realize that you are asking for nearly a hundredth of our population? We may hire others to help protect us, but we will not pay them in males. We are beginning to completely reconsider the idea of selling males overseas at all.
IC: Fair enough, admittedly Khwarezmia is unable to provide full protection. Khwarezmia is withdrawing its support.
I hardly think that Black Mesa will help fully, as the size and wealth of the nations you oppose will undoubtedly be able to find away of utterly destroying Black Mesa's bio-engineering program.
Good Luck.
Loren Archer
Ext. Minister.
The Merchant Guilds
23-01-2005, 14:56
OOC: You lot do have a tendancy to pick on people...
I am a bit confounded by own IC turn to strict Catholicism, but if you give me a few inches to move I will give you a hand.
IC:
To: Ophinia
The Emperor has expressed an interest in your situation. We condemn your views upon men, however if you were to see the light of so to speak of Catholicism and all that it offers you in the grace of God, we would be willing to help you in driving these heretic powers into the sea.
For our services, we would ask for the chance to build Churches to the glory of God in your land, Economic Access to your land and for lasting co-operation between our two nations.
For God and Saint Peter,
Regards,
Criticus Zabic,
Advisor on Foreign Affairs to the Emperor,
Dumpsterdam
23-01-2005, 15:01
Dumpsterdanian Colonial Command urges both Phalanix and Dontgonearthere to piss off.
Go back to your wives and your mothers, do not try to intervene in the business of other nations and save yourself the trouble.
The nation of Ophinia has our backing, both in word and in deed and no effort will be spared to defend her.
Alfarius Damocales,
Imperial Councillor,
Goverment in Exile.
Dontgonearthere
23-01-2005, 15:59
Since Ophinia has had the goodwill to back down from its slave trade, the Superhappy Funtime Empire of Dontgonearthere made the following offer:
We will be happy to provide protection for the state of Ophinia, full military backing, up to but not including nuclear strike capability. This means we will provide for a minimal charge, tanks, rifles, planes and bombs.
(OOC: Minimal charge = The price of the equipment, no markup, no shipping)
There is one condition.
Ophinia must accept Dontgoneartheres Indentured Service laws over a period of time to be negotioated. Indentured service does not need to be accepted, you can continue owning your men for life if you want.
The laws basicaly provide a minimal level of treatment for all slaves, proper food, clothing, housing and such, for example:
Servants will be givin three meals a day, at least one meat.
Servants cannot have bones broken, or be rendered incapable of performing basic tasks.
This is mutualy advantageous, since obiviously, a servant with meat in his diet will be able to work harder and longer than a servant without.
To make sure, we will dispatch a team of (female) inspectors to assure that you follow these rules, but only if you accept obviously.
As for the time period to engage the laws, DGNT offers five to ten years for full establishment. After twently all of our inspectors will depart, but we will be...unhappy if you break this agreement any time soon.
Naturaly, we apologize if you already have a code of laws similar to or stricter than this, and will provide the weapons in any case.
(OOC:
*Dangles shiny toys*
Semi-FT tanks, 's a good deal O_O
The Emperor has expressed an interest in your situation. We condemn your views upon men, however if you were to see the light of so to speak of Catholicism and all that it offers you in the grace of God, we would be willing to help you in driving these heretic powers into the sea.
For our services, we would ask for the chance to build Churches to the glory of God in your land, Economic Access to your land and for lasting co-operation between our two nations.
For God and Saint Peter,
Your foul religion is one of the factors leading to our past oppression by the males. We will not allow the scourge of your beliefs near our shores
Since Ophinia has had the goodwill to back down from its slave trade, the Superhappy Funtime Empire of Dontgonearthere made the following offer:
We will be happy to provide protection for the state of Ophinia, full military backing, up to but not including nuclear strike capability. This means we will provide for a minimal charge, tanks, rifles, planes and bombs.
(OOC: Minimal charge = The price of the equipment, no markup, no shipping)
There is one condition.
Ophinia must accept Dontgoneartheres Indentured Service laws over a period of time to be negotioated. Indentured service does not need to be accepted, you can continue owning your men for life if you want.
The laws basicaly provide a minimal level of treatment for all slaves, proper food, clothing, housing and such, for example:
Servants will be givin three meals a day, at least one meat.
Servants cannot have bones broken, or be rendered incapable of performing basic tasks.
This is mutualy advantageous, since obiviously, a servant with meat in his diet will be able to work harder and longer than a servant without.
To make sure, we will dispatch a team of (female) inspectors to assure that you follow these rules, but only if you accept obviously.
As for the time period to engage the laws, DGNT offers five to ten years for full establishment. After twently all of our inspectors will depart, but we will be...unhappy if you break this agreement any time soon.
Naturaly, we apologize if you already have a code of laws similar to or stricter than this, and will provide the weapons in any case.
We already have laws in our constitution governing the treatment of slaves, though not nearly as lenient as yours. Our constitution can be found here (http://s7.invisionfree.com/NS_Constitutions/index.php?showtopic=9)
We may adopt somewhat similer laws, but two problems exist. first, obvbiously the laws cannot be called indentured servant laws, as that may lead to the end of our lifestyle through a technicality. And second, while we agree to your ideas on the general treatment of slaves, we wish certain options to be available to our mistresses in regards to punishment. Sending a slave away without eating is considered a fairly lenient and common punishment for misbehaivior in our country. However, would you be appeased by a law prohibiting forced starvation?
The law against broken bones makes much sense, and it will be written into our constitution immediately. Though some mistresses may practise this, it is a level of cruelty above what is necessary.
Dontgonearthere
23-01-2005, 21:56
We already have laws in our constitution governing the treatment of slaves, though not nearly as lenient as yours. Our constitution can be found here (http://s7.invisionfree.com/NS_Constitutions/index.php?showtopic=9)
We may adopt somewhat similer laws, but two problems exist. first, obvbiously the laws cannot be called indentured servant laws, as that may lead to the end of our lifestyle through a technicality. And second, while we agree to your ideas on the general treatment of slaves, we wish certain options to be available to our mistresses in regards to punishment. Sending a slave away without eating is considered a fairly lenient and common punishment for misbehaivior in our country. However, would you be appeased by a law prohibiting forced starvation?
The law against broken bones makes much sense, and it will be written into our constitution immediately. Though some mistresses may practise this, it is a level of cruelty above what is necessary.
Naturaly, adopting the laws doesnt mean you must refer to your slaves as indentured servants, or call the laws such.
We could accept rewording, perhaps a limit on the time a slave can be forced to go without food?
Roman Republic
23-01-2005, 22:23
I demad you to set the slaves free or I will be head you with my Guillotine. and put your head on a pole and burn your body russian style. Or better I'll take your Country with force.
Preparing the 80th to the 90th Armored Regiment with 200 SEALs, AF Spec Ops and Marine Force Recon Soldiers. Feeling lucky??
Phalanix
23-01-2005, 22:35
OCC:You can shift worries from me to Roman over there. Modern tech wars are to time comsuming at this moment. I'll kill ya some other time.
~Phalanix
Dontgonearthere
23-01-2005, 23:07
Mayhaps the Roman Republic has failed to notice the above conversation where I stated my full military backing of Ophinia?
Also, I suppose I should say this. DGNT doesnt like international bullies. Unless theyre us.
Withdraw your troops, on pain of pain.
Dontgonearthere
24-01-2005, 00:04
Or not, perhaps?
I demad you to set the slaves free or I will be head you with my Guillotine. and put your head on a pole and burn your body russian style. Or better I'll take your Country with force.
Preparing the 80th to the 90th Armored Regiment with 200 SEALs, AF Spec Ops and Marine Force Recon Soldiers. Feeling lucky??
Why don't you just buckle on a collar and get started licking my boots?
Ante-Talaxia
24-01-2005, 06:29
(From an Ante-Talaxian news paper)
HENDRIX CITY - At Chen International Airport, dozens of curious men signed up for a 2:30 flight to Ophinia on Sunday - a flight which never took off, let alone existed. The men sat around the terminal, waiting, until their flight was called. From their point of view, everything appeared normal - the plane, the gate, the smiling clerks - until they entered the plane, where women from across the were waiting in a passenger space redesigned for the sole purpose of an S&M party. "We felt that our submissive men shouldn't have to leave the country to enjoy the lifestyle, although we didn't know why they didn't just go to [local S&M club] Tough Love," said Tamisha Jones, one of the 'flight attendants' who had volunteered for the opportunity. "I dig the way the government set this up though...say, my boots are getting kind of dirty" she added, with a mischevious smile on her face.
You realize, of course, that all men entering Ophinia have to have a stated female owner, or become the property of the government?
You also realize, I hope, that various nations have declaired war on us? Any men in the nation may possibly be pressed into service, if necessary.
(Ooc: You should have telegrammed me about this.)
Tri femia
24-01-2005, 08:06
We would be interested in establishing diplomatic relations with Ophinia. However, we would require that our diplomatic staff of either gender would be immune to Ophinian gender laws in accordance with common diplomatic courtesy.
Sincerely,
President Audra Hammes