NationStates Jolt Archive

You all remember President Sergei right? You all loved him, laughed with him, got drunk and had sex with 60 prostitutes... no that was with Nikolai. Anyway, I need you to erase that from your mind. Because the story I am about to tell you is a strange one. It involves conspiracies, murder, and more murder. No there isn't sex. Yes, I know half the audience just left but let us continue.

It all started on Election Day. Rosian politics are strange, the Reds and Libertarians fighting against the "Totalitarian" Coalition as it was called. Now, the Island of Rose is always close to war with itself during elections, but this time it would erupt... slowly. After Election Day, the winner was Robert Chavez, leader of the Libertarian Party. Now, he was a capitalist, very capitalist. Which leads to the next section of the story.

Robert Chavez, being the Libertarian that he is, privitized everything, and I mean everything. Rose National Arms, privitized. Rose Air, privitized. Now, due to the sudden change of economy, the economy basically went to hell. Now, Chavez tried everything to fix it. But really, it was another case of bad economics. And bad economics equals revolution! And not the kind with hammer and sickles.

Frederick von Hattensberg, our star. He was, excuse me, is the leader of the Liberal Imperialist Party. You see, he was a strange man, for a Rosian. He was polite, cunning, and.... normal. Seeing the masses starving, he started a propoganda campaign. Every day and night, his radio show would go through the air, saying slanderous things. Hell, it was to the point that he was becoming a traitor. Part 3.

Now Mr. Chavez imposed Martial Law, but due to his.... screw it, fucked up reign as President, the Army was.... fucking mad. Yes I cannot describe how mad they were. And so what did they do? They revolted, and luckily for von Hattensberg, they were mostly Liberal Imperialist! They stormed the Villa, and not without much resistance either. And so, after they stormed the blasted Villa, they corner that poor bastard Hispanic. Poor him. It's kind of obvious what they did..... they put him to court. What, you think they shot him?

The sentence for Chavez, death- duh. With the Villa, and possibly the Government under Army control, Frederick struck. He was put on the seat as "Imperial President" of the Island of Rose and its Protectorates. Yes, this was a fast coup. Frederick gained temporaray dictitorial power, he put the important companies and publicized them again. Rose Arms is now national and so is Rose Air and some other companies I don't want to make up. And yes, not much changed. So it's actually Rosian Socialist Lite with a Crown on it. And now, the Public Education System is based on Jesuit teachings. Screw political correctness, we're all Catholic.

And when did this all happen? A month ago. Heh heh. So where is Sergei? In Hallad of course. No you can't bomb him, fool. Why in Hallad, cause it's commie! And so, the Island of Rose shall appear again, in foreign affairs for the first time.

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

Greeting Empires of the World! Today, the Island of Rose shall rise again! After having a Coup d' Tat to depose that fool Robert, I shall make ourselves great. The People shall not be abused, new Embassies shall be built. New lands conquered. New enemies made, new allies made, old alliances broken and vice versa! And so, I welcome anybody who doesn't have an Embassy to build one in Rose City, or to just visit the Island in all its grandness! Prepare to see a nation like you've never seen before. God Bless the Island of Rose! And may God Bless our Allies and curse our enemies!
Frederick von Hattensberg
Imperial President of The Island of Rose (http://www.geocities.com/veldes1/karl.jpg)
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9028/tior21yn.gif

(OOC: Hey, where the hell have you been!? :D Good to have you back!)

Official Imperial Response

Who are you? And what did you do with Segei?

(OOC: Hey, where the hell have you been!? :D Good to have you back!)

((OOC: My computer commited suicide.))

We are saddened by this coup, this injustice to the Rosian people. We will not recognize this new government.

People's Commissar of Diplomacy Talal Ghazi

Official Imperial Response

Who are you? And what did you do with Segei?

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

Sergei is living in Hallad now, he lost the elections. Robert was elected, but he mistreated us. Obviously, when Rosians don't like a Presidency, somebody dies. So they elected me and here I am running the country.
Frederick von Hattensberg
Imperial President of The Island of Rose (http://www.geocities.com/veldes1/karl.jpg)
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9028/tior21yn.gif

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

Sergei is living in Hallad now, he lost the elections. Robert was elected, but he mistreated us. Obviously, when Rosians don't like a Presidency, somebody dies. So they elected me and here I am running the country.
Frederick von Hattensberg
Imperial President of The Island of Rose (http://www.geocities.com/veldes1/karl.jpg)
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9028/tior21yn.gif

OOC: Good to see you back.

IC:

We're not quite sure of what to make of this....for now, I will recognize you, and provide you with aid.

Gordon Lew
President
Rep. of Upper Xen

Official Imperial Response

Well, since apparently you've come over to our way of thinking *dum dum dum*, we feel it would be within both of our interests to band together. Would you be interested in an alliance?

We are saddened by this coup, this injustice to the Rosian people. We will not recognize this new government.

People's Commissar of Diplomacy Talal Ghazi

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

And we are saddened that our longtime, no first ally, is against us. We assure you that the people are not being abused, Jews are not being killed, we have a new Democratic process. We invite the Premier himself to visit our Empire. We assure you that nothing bad is happening, the people are happy. They have their guns, they can revolt against us whenever they want. We do not want war, but peace. Do you accept this invitation?
Frederick von Hattensberg
Imperial President of The Island of Rose (http://www.geocities.com/veldes1/karl.jpg)
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9028/tior21yn.gif

OOC: There goes my hope of getting Sardinia on Earth II...

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

To the Leader of Doomingland. We will never go to your way of thinking. You abuse your people, unjustly kill them. We will remain neutral with you, as we always have. But until your people are treated just, we shall never become allied. To Upper Xen, we are glad that you recognize us, we promise that we will not be another stereotypical Empire.
Frederick von Hattensberg
Imperial President of The Island of Rose (http://www.geocities.com/veldes1/karl.jpg)
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9028/tior21yn.gif

((OOC: People remember me!))

Official Imperial Response

In that case, I would watch myself if I were you. Sergei was a personal friend of mine, and that was the only thing saving your people from extinction.

-Emperor Helldawg V

Official Imperial Response

In that case, I would watch myself if I were you. Sergei was a personal friend of mine, and that was the only thing saving your people from extinction.

-Emperor Helldawg V

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

Sergei is no more. He could not even run in the election, it would've been against the rules. If you want to initiate hostilities against us, that is you. But we wish to grow, the Island has had too much war as it is. The last thing I need is a diplomatic strain against a powerful nation.
Frederick von Hattensberg
Imperial President of The Island of Rose (http://www.geocities.com/veldes1/karl.jpg)
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9028/tior21yn.gif

Offical Statement by The Imperial Government

'Tis a great day when a new Empire joins the communities of the world! It is not Republics which lead the lands of men, but empires. We welcome The Island of Rose to the fold, and wish your new Empire luck on its path. We recognize this government immediatly(I never liked the Communists anyhoo), and wish to trade Embassies.

Signed,
His Greatness, the Holy Islamic Carthaginian Emperor Hannibal VII of The Lightning Star

“The Ottoman Empire is to see the Island of Rose return to the international scene, we hope to have better relations your fine nation and maybe some trade packs…”
yours
Grand Vizier Mehmed Pasa Sokollu (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Ottoman01/marcus.jpg)

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

And we are saddened that our longtime, no first ally, is against us. We assure you that the people are not being abused, Jews are not being killed, we have a new Democratic process. We invite the Premier himself to visit our Empire. We assure you that nothing bad is happening, the people are happy. They have their guns, they can revolt against us whenever they want. We do not want war, but peace. Do you accept this invitation?
Frederick von Hattensberg
Imperial President of The Island of Rose (http://www.geocities.com/veldes1/karl.jpg)
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9028/tior21yn.gif

I will accept this invitation. Perhaps Hallad and the Island of Rose can come together, even with this turn of events. However, that possibility is yet to be seen.

Premier Hasan Muhammad

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

To the Governments of The Lightning Star and Ottoman Khaif. We have little information on our computers about your nations. We wish for no more hypocritical pacts, but for alliances that meet our needs of peace and democracy. You may establish your Embassies if you wish, and visit me. I will be at the Villa, at the newly renamed Executive Office.
Frederick von Hattensberg
Imperial President of The Island of Rose (http://www.geocities.com/veldes1/karl.jpg)
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9028/tior21yn.gif

((OOC: Did ya know this is the 3rd Coup d' Tat in Rosian History?))

I will accept this invitation. Perhaps Hallad and the Island of Rose can come together, even with this turn of events. However, that possibility is yet to be seen.

Premier Hasan Muhammad

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

May God Bless the nation of Hallad, we hope that peace and harmony can continue between our nations. I have always admired your nation, I am glad we can come together again. Even under these strange circumstances.
Frederick von Hattensberg
Imperial President of The Island of Rose (http://www.geocities.com/veldes1/karl.jpg)
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9028/tior21yn.gif

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

To the Governments of The Lightning Star and Ottoman Khaif. We have little information on our computers about your nations. We wish for no more hypocritical pacts, but for alliances that meet our needs of peace and democracy. You may establish your Embassies if you wish, and visit me. I will be at the Villa, at the newly renamed Executive Office.
Frederick von Hattensberg
Imperial President of The Island of Rose (http://www.geocities.com/veldes1/karl.jpg)
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9028/tior21yn.gif

((OOC: Did ya know this is the 3rd Coup d' Tat in Rosian History?))

((OOC: Thats nuthin. My country has had 137 and 1/3.))

[i]Here's information on my country (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/The_Lightning_Star)

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Well, well, well... Finally someone did something to oppose Sergei and his Libertarian Parties. Herr von Hattensberg, I'am sure you are aware of our loose ties with the Rosian Administration. Due to Sergei being a socialist, and I, being semi-imperialist, we never got along to a full extent possible. But due to this sudden power shift, we wish to strengthen our ties with the Hattensberg Regime for the mutual good.

Sincerely,
Czar Charles Hayden

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/Fascist_Confederacy/CoatOfArms.jpg

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

Ah, the Fascist Confederacy. I have heard tales of your nations. And of your loose ties to the past Administration. But the Rosian Dossier on your nation indicates that it is a National Socialist Dictatorship. I was never a fan of the National Socialists. But then again, you were never a fan of the Socialists. We will consider your proposal. An overhaul in Rosian Foreign Policy will occur soon. But thank for recognizing the new Government. God Bless You.
Frederick von Hattensberg
Imperial President of the Island of Rose (http://www.geocities.com/veldes1/karl.jpg)
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9028/tior21yn.gif

I hope our ties may strengthen. It was a time that policy in The Island of Rose changed. I can remember the last time anyone in the former administrations even touched it. But never the less, we hope you will accept our request for relations.

Sincerely,
Czar Charles Hayden

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/Fascist_Confederacy/CoatOfArms.jpg

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

Ah, the Fascist Confederacy. I have heard tales of your nations. And of your loose ties to the past Administration. But the Rosian Dossier on your nation indicates that it is a National Socialist Dictatorship. I was never a fan of the National Socialists. But then again, you were never a fan of the Socialists. We will consider your proposal. An overhaul in Rosian Foreign Policy will occur soon. But thank for recognizing the new Government. God Bless You.
Frederick von Hattensberg
Imperial President of the Island of Rose (http://www.geocities.com/veldes1/karl.jpg)
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9028/tior21yn.gif

SECRET IC:

Do not accept the Fascians' gifts. We will make it worth the effort.

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

((OOC: I be back tommorow, sorry.))

From the Desk of the Chancellor

I would personally like to congradulate and praise the Rosian people for their aggressive, decisive, and just actions against the former regime. As well I would like to congradulate President von Hattensberg's ascent to power. I personally believe that it would be in the interest of both of our nations to establish diplomatic relations. Again I would like to congradulate the Rosian people for the actions they took to establish a new, stable, ruling party.

Chancellor
Alexander Faulkner (http://www.yuschenko.com.ua/img/st_img/news/suvoryi_162x195.jpg)

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

We thank Avadaria for their support. The Government is stable, but not complete. Many changes will occur. We will think about your offer, for now we must build ourselves again.
Frederick von Hattensberg
Imperial President of the Island of Rose (http://www.geocities.com/veldes1/karl.jpg)
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9028/tior21yn.gif

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SECRET IC:

Do not accept the Fascians' gifts. We will make it worth the effort.

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

OOC: Needs a response.

From the Executive Office-To The Real ALM

This offer is intriging. Of course, I have never heard of your nation. It does
not appear on any of the Dossiers. But if you can give more information of
this strange offer. I would like to hear it.
-Imperial President Frederick von Hattensberg

we in kroblexskij are saddened and hope that a communist rule will be insured soon

Rose, FYI --> http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=382896&page=2

From the Executive Office-To The Real ALM

This offer is intriging. Of course, I have never heard of your nation. It does
not appear on any of the Dossiers. But if you can give more information of
this strange offer. I would like to hear it.
-Imperial President Frederick von Hattensberg

SECRET IC:

We are the Real Anime Liberation Movement, a movement dedicated to the defense of anime, the suppression of Yiff culture and the containment of Festivus, the holiday meant as a joke from Seinfeld. We are far-reaching, with a colony in MetaEarth, and numerous investments in the world.

If you do not accept the Fascian offer, we will be happy to provide you with arms, our unconventional warfare services, funds and other services courtesy of KSC Financial, Inc. to help your regime, and exclusive shares in coal, oil, and agricultural foodstuffs produced in our Shin-Nihon Colony.

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

SECRET IC:

We are the Real Anime Liberation Movement, a movement dedicated to the defense of anime, the suppression of Yiff culture and the containment of Festivus, the holiday meant as a joke from Seinfeld. We are far-reaching, with a colony in MetaEarth, and numerous investments in the world.

If you do not accept the Fascian offer, we will be happy to provide you with arms, our unconventional warfare services, funds and other services courtesy of KSC Financial, Inc. to help your regime, and exclusive shares in coal, oil, and agricultural foodstuffs produced in our Shin-Nihon Colony.

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

From The Executive Office-To The Anime Liberation Movement:

This is a tempting offer. We have all the arms that we need. Your people, are strange to say the least. We have never heard of Festivus, anime is not far-reaching here and the Yiff Culture is suppressed. So that is one thing we can agree on. We will think of your offer. It will be on the list of many things that will be included in the new Diplomatic Reformation that will occur soon.
-Imperial President Frederick von Hattensberg