NationStates Jolt Archive

ooc: this is mostly to piss racist nations off and the post itself is a bit tounge in cheek.


Pwnage Government Statement:

This is according to a new racial policy geared towards humans that was put up today online at www.masspwnage.com.mp. The reasoning behind it? According to our Great and Beloved leader, it's because he wanted to prove that Whites, especially those of the Anglo-Saxon and Nordic persuasion, are markedly inferior to the humans in MassPwnage, who are mostly Asian (ooc: MassPwnage has 10% whites, but mostly slaves). Well ok, prove's not the best term, but it's a simple decree.

New Racial Policy:

Humans Class I: The Master Asian Races

*Han Chinese
*Indingenous minority tribes close to the Han people, (Miao, Yi etc) .
*Tibetan
*Turkic
*Mongols
*Tungusic (Manchu, Jurchen)

Humans Class II: The Secondary Asian Races

*Japanese (with the exception of the members of the RALM)
*Vietnamese
*Koreans
*Native Americans
*Thai
*Laotians
*Hmong
*Indonesians
*Australian Aboriginals
*Polynesian
*Malay
*Burmese

Humans Class III: Mixed Asian/Other races

*Phillipinos
*Mixed Asians from any of the others above (Afghan, Asian/White Mix etc.)

Humans Class IV: African

*African, West
*African, East
*Tuareg
*Berber
*Tamil
*Malagasy

Humans Class V: Hispanics

*"Native American" Hispanics
*"Black" Hispanics
*"White" Hispanics


Humans Class VI: Aryans

*Indians
*Persians

Humans Class VII: Semites

*Arabs
*Jews
*Armenians

Humans Class VIII: Mediterranean

*Italians
*Greeks
*Tajiks
*Spanish
*French

Humans Class IX: Celtoids

*Irish
*Scottish

Humans Class X: Slavic Peoples

*Russians
*Balkan Slavs

Humans Class XI: Nordics and Germanics

*Nordic Peoples (Swedes, Norwegians, Icelandic peoples)
*Germanic Peoples (Germans, Anglo-Saxons, Swiss, Austrians)


At the top of the list sit the Master Races. The races get steadily more inferior as you go down the list.

this is War. No one puts Hindus or Indians in 6th class.

ooc: read my ooc comment man, I'm KIDDING. My nation isn't racist at all. Feel free to rant and overreact though.

SIC To Roman Republic:

"Brilliant man, can't you take a joke?"-The Great Leader Li.

ooc: read my ooc comment man, I'm KIDDING. My nation isn't racist at all. Feel free to rant and overreact though.

SIC To Roman Republic:

"Brilliant man, can't you take a joke?"-The Great Leader Li.

Sorry, I get angry if Indians are put to the bottom.

MassPwnage, you disgust me.

I understand that it's a joke to you, but others might not. that's all.

ooc: my target audience is Upper Xen, Kahta and DA.

OOC: Wow, I never expected this much hate mail already...

IC:

"We of the Asia First Party congratulate the Great Leader Li. It is about time somebody recognized that the Chinese and Japanese are, in fact, better than everybody else. Yellow Power!"

Lisa Chu
Director
Asia First Party

"Wow, Li, you're really traveling hostile ground...."

Gordon Lew
President
Rep. of Upper Xen

"Hey! I resent being put in 10th Place!"

Antonin Mikhailovich Kirov
Director
Xenizen National Police

To Upper Xen:

"I felt like rattling some cages... just to see people overreact on videophone and make asses of themselves. And I would claim Yellow Power, but i'm Green."-The Great Leader Li.

*bump*

To Upper Xen:

"I felt like rattling some cages... just to see people overreact on videophone and make asses of themselves. And I would claim Yellow Power, but i'm Green."-The Great Leader Li.

"Well, anyway, we appreciate your contribution."

Lisa Chu
Director
Asia First Party

Russians 10th...well this might be worthy of ignoring your nation

ooc: you're not the intended audience to begin with, and had you read my above posts, you would have learned that this is again, a joke...

To the Soviet Republic of Russia Politiburo:

"It's a JOKE. I'm sorry if I offended you, but you weren't the intended audience to begin with."-The Great Leader Li.

bump*

The Empire laughs.

The Empire laughs.

And we laugh with you. Though we are concerned why we are counted in a different category of people just because we fight for a cause.

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

OOC: Check your TG's, Guffingford.

You insolent bastard! How dare you put Thais in Class II? I'm of Thai blood!

-First Lady Thiansiri 'Jub' Theveenugul

"Scale's logarithmic, like the Richter scale. Basically meaning that you're still up there with the master races, besides, it's a joke."-The Great Leader Li.

ooc: bump!

I suppose to show these slit eyed gooks a lesson, I should seize all the chink assets in Kahta, imprison all the japs, and then deport the ones I don't like to The Canadian Union or Sevaris.

Czar Sam Fabus

Our official reaction is a picture of a group of people making obscene gestures and a letter saying something extremely rude in Gaelic.

There's a small post-it note attached. It reads; "This is a picture of our Government; they're getting fed up with the Irish jokes..."

OOC: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=391324