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Whether you want a bigger dreadnaught than a Doujin,a muffin or a starship, It's here

The Silver Turtle
21-01-2005, 16:53
http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showforum=132
Now at the International Mall!
Currently Available;
Spacecraft
Capital Ships (http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showtopic=1770)
Fighters Etc (http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showtopic=1771)
FTL Tech (http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showtopic=1729)
Other Tech (http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showtopic=1728)

Naval
Ships Bigger Than A Doujin (http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showtopic=1783)
Regular-Sized Ships (http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showtopic=1787)
Stealth Submarines (http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showtopic=1786)

Ground Forces
Infantry Equipment (http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showtopic=1793)
Vehicles Coming Soon!
Mechs (http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showtopic=1772)

Aircraft
Bombers Coming Soon!
Fighters Coming Soon!
Transports Coming Soon!

Muffins! (http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showtopic=1731)
The Imperial Navy
21-01-2005, 16:57
Good shop...

TIN's seal of approval

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/Reaper2k3/Fonz.jpg
Godular
21-01-2005, 17:04
Holy monkies... that Predator Class Super-Battleship woulda been a spittin' image of the Godulan Wavecrasher Battlecarrier!
The Silver Turtle
21-01-2005, 17:23
TIN: :D

Godular: Hmm...I never actually realised how many folk used battlecarriers...
I thought the Fury was special :(
Ah well, it's probably still bigger than all of 'em.
I can modify the pic (so it's not the Pred anymore, but not so it's very different) for you if you want it; I'm part of the pic-making team at the International Mall :)
MassPwnage
21-01-2005, 17:40
The ubercarrier, nice... I need to design some of those (me haves a h00j airforce).
The Silver Turtle
21-01-2005, 17:51
The ubercarrier, nice... I need to design some of those (me haves a h00j airforce).
Or you could buy mine...
A Few Rich People
21-01-2005, 17:53
How much for a muffin thats bigger than a Doujin?
Scandavian States
21-01-2005, 17:59
[Not bad. I don't particularly like how you've set up the outriggers, but that's probably a matter of personal preference. My only real criticism would be that because the ships are so dark, it's pretty hard to pick out details. Perhaps a little more contrast on the meshes?]
The Silver Turtle
21-01-2005, 18:01
Well, it'll take a while to make, but I'm sure Ineffable Friendly Muffin Corporation* could handle it for maybe $50,000?

This is for a diameter bigger than a Doujin, so it'll be even taller vertically...

*A division of Ineffable Killamajigs and Deathrays Incorporated

SS: For the big ships it's doable, but if you didn't notice the small ships don't actually have much detail to be seen. They were originally a rush job to show the rough sizes of the different ships. I gave up on that idea when the size of the big ones started slowing my computer...
A Few Rich People
21-01-2005, 18:05
Wonderful, we will take one.
The Silver Turtle
21-01-2005, 18:07
Excellent. What flavour?
Aust
21-01-2005, 18:11
2 Fury Class Battlecarrier
1 Predator class Trimaran superbattleship
2 Obliteration class trimaran superbattleship
4 Hell Class Supremacy Carrier
2 Cerberus class Ubercarrier
1 Oberon class Super-Missile-Battleship
10 Poseidon Class Frigate
5 Type 94 Destroyer
2 Dominion Class Cruiser
10 Antarctica Class Pocket Stealth carrier
30 Shark Class Attack Boat
5 Hellfire class missile battleship
8 Raider Class Pocket Carrier
12 Supremacy class Stealthed Attack Submarine
100 muffins

Money wired on confermation



And yes, I know it costs a hell of a lot, but the last time I brought ships was 12 months ago, and half of them are destroyed.
A Few Rich People
21-01-2005, 18:29
Banana Nut.
MassPwnage
21-01-2005, 18:33
Could you by any chance sell me the production rights to the Cerberus?
The Silver Turtle
21-01-2005, 18:35
2 Fury Class Battlecarrier 300 billion
1 Predator class Trimaran superbattleship 250 billion
2 Obliteration class trimaran superbattleship 300 billion
4 Hell Class Supremacy Carrier 400 billion
2 Cerberus class Ubercarrier 500 billion
1 Oberon class Super-Missile-Battleship 200 billion
10 Poseidon Class Frigate 2.4 billion
5 Type 94 Destroyer 1.25 billion
2 Dominion Class Cruiser 1.2 billion
10 Antarctica Class Pocket Stealth carrier 12 billion
30 Shark Class Attack Boat 1.05 billion
5 Hellfire class missile battleship 7.5 billion
8 Raider Class Pocket Carrier 9.6 billion
12 Supremacy class Stealthed Attack Submarine 9 billion
100 muffins $150

Total: 1.994000000150 trillion

Order confirmed. However, should these be used against Brimstone Coalition members, even throwing muffins at them, measures will be taken. This order is permitted strictly on the basis that you are Former RWC.
The Silver Turtle
21-01-2005, 18:43
Banana Nut.
Confirmed. Expect it in two NS weeks.

Could you by any chance sell me the production rights to the Cerberus?
I could. However, since you have a GDP of just over a trillion (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=masspwnage) you can't even nearly afford them. In fact, you can't afford a single Cerberus.
I'm sorry, I didn't check your nation's size earlier. I'm afraid even on a staggered-payment system (i.e. paying several installments every NS year until it's fully paid) it would take about a century. Sorry, but I my empire's quite money hungry, but we don't like ruining economies of developing nations.
The Aurorans
21-01-2005, 18:49
The Auroran Empire would like to purchase...

...let's see here, one...two...three-four...

...

...6 million Very Large Muffin baskets. That comes to a total of $180,000,000 and 252,000,000 muffins.

We would like 50,000,000 Double Chocolate, 120,000,000 Praline, 81,999,999 Lemon and Poppy.

*Off in the Distance* "And One Blueberry!"

Yes...and One blueberry.

Money will be wired upon delivery to Aurora.
The Silver Turtle
21-01-2005, 19:08
Order confirmed.
Ineffable housewives are being pushed into overtime to fill all these muffin orders...
Godular
21-01-2005, 19:30
Well, I meant the Predator SuperBattleship being close to the WaveCrasher. Three sets of main cannon batteries, with the actual airstrips taking up the space between each of the... uh... Marans?

Our fighter craft didn't need much space to land on, and even less to take off, considering they could hover.

Nonetheless, we don't even USE naval vessels anymore, instead focusing more on the construction of starships. So modifying pictures won't be necessary.

The only one remaining is presently moored in Wolfish, as we let them take command of the vessels that no longer had a home when we... well... poofed into another plane of existence in the middle of a nuclear bombardment.
MassPwnage
21-01-2005, 19:50
ooc: i don't usually go by the NSEconomy bearings anyway... I usually rp 10x the amount of money that thing says for convienience's sake.
The Silver Turtle
21-01-2005, 20:32
http://aa.1asphost.com/AllyG/steve.jpg
Steve, Loveable mascot of;
http://aa.1asphost.com/AllyG/Ineffable%20Friendly%20Muffin%20Corporation.jpg

MP: You still can't afford it.
MassPwnage
21-01-2005, 20:39
ooc: well, better get cracking with the research then.
Oh, i purchased 4 floating cities previously that I changed out to huge aircraft carriers.
Ruthless Slaughter
21-01-2005, 20:56
The Dominion will pay 90$ for three muffin baskets. Two blueberry, one chocolate chip. Money has already been wired and bombs, razors, etc. included inside the muffins will be considered an act of war. (laxatives and toxins included on threat list)
The Silver Turtle
21-01-2005, 21:32
...bombs, razors, etc. included inside the muffins will be considered an act of war. (laxatives and toxins included on threat list)
The Ineffable Friendly Muffin Corporation is insulted by this. Said items cost extra and then incur an additional assasination charge.

However, order confirmed.
The Silver Turtle
21-01-2005, 23:08
http://aa.1asphost.com/AllyG/steve.jpg
Steve says "BUMP!"
MassPwnage
21-01-2005, 23:12
"$300 for 420 muffins."-The Great Leader Li.
The Silver Turtle
21-01-2005, 23:18
"$300 for 420 muffins."-The Great Leader Li.
Confirmed. Any particular flavour? Or a random selection?
The Freethinkers
21-01-2005, 23:19
Official Statement

The Freethinker Ministry of Silly Purchases wishes to order a basket of Muffins. Because we like muffins. A lot. We need muffins. Now. NOW WE DEMAND! Cheque is in the mail.

Milly Thornikation

Undersecretary Of Silly Purchases; Pastry & Cake Division.
The Silver Turtle
21-01-2005, 23:20
Official Statement

The Freethinker Ministry of Silly Purchases wishes to order a basket of Muffins. Because we like muffins. A lot. We need muffins. Now. NOW WE DEMAND! Cheque is in the mail.

Milly Thornikation

Undersecretary Of Silly Purchases; Pastry & Cake Division.
Confirmed and sent.
Aust
21-01-2005, 23:20
2 Fury Class Battlecarrier 300 billion
1 Predator class Trimaran superbattleship 250 billion
2 Obliteration class trimaran superbattleship 300 billion
4 Hell Class Supremacy Carrier 400 billion
2 Cerberus class Ubercarrier 500 billion
1 Oberon class Super-Missile-Battleship 200 billion
10 Poseidon Class Frigate 2.4 billion
5 Type 94 Destroyer 1.25 billion
2 Dominion Class Cruiser 1.2 billion
10 Antarctica Class Pocket Stealth carrier 12 billion
30 Shark Class Attack Boat 1.05 billion
5 Hellfire class missile battleship 7.5 billion
8 Raider Class Pocket Carrier 9.6 billion
12 Supremacy class Stealthed Attack Submarine 9 billion
100 muffins $150

Total: 1.994000000150 trillion

Order confirmed. However, should these be used against Brimstone Coalition members, even throwing muffins at them, measures will be taken. This order is permitted strictly on the basis that you are Former RWC.
Still RWC affiliate and ally, as well as being a help to there intellagence devision. I am stilll in charge of there Junior Members,RWC in anything but name.
MassPwnage
21-01-2005, 23:20
"Random"
The Silver Turtle
21-01-2005, 23:30
Aust: Meh, as long as you don't try to blow up Brimstone Coalition forces. The anti-reverse-engineering destruction charges can be remotely activated in those cases.

MP: Muffins on their way.
Aust
21-01-2005, 23:45
Aust: Meh, as long as you don't try to blow up Brimstone Coalition forces. The anti-reverse-engineering destruction charges can be remotely activated in those cases.

MP: Muffins on their way.
What happens if I accedently drop a muffin from a areoplane passing over Brimstone forces?
The Silver Turtle
22-01-2005, 13:46
What happens if I accedently drop a muffin from a areoplane passing over Brimstone forces?
Depends. If it's still edible, it's okay. If it goes splat on a ship/tank/helmet/etc you get a warning. If it knocks out someone, you're national leader has to lick it out the soldier's hair (unless the soldier lets you off).
Sound fair?
Aust
23-01-2005, 12:27
Depends. If it's still edible, it's okay. If it goes splat on a ship/tank/helmet/etc you get a warning. If it knocks out someone, you're national leader has to lick it out the soldier's hair (unless the soldier lets you off).
Sound fair?
Okay.
World wide allies
23-01-2005, 12:40
I would like to enquire the price of the production rights for these ships:

Oberon class Super-Missile-Battleship

Cerberus class Ubercarrier

Obliteration class trimaran superbattleship

Thank you.
The Silver Turtle
23-01-2005, 14:18
The Obliteration, say a few trillion?
I'm afraid the Cerberus isn't for sale unless you make a very enticing offer, and I don't think I shall be selling the rights for the Oberon at the moment.

i.e. make me an offer I can't refuse
The Silver Turtle
23-01-2005, 17:26
Anyone else?
Also, feel free to place your order in the thread in the IM, you don't have to post it here (though feel free to bump this to draw my attention...).
Barter
23-01-2005, 18:35
The Dominion of Barter wishes to place an order:

Shark Class Attack Boat ($35m) x 10

Poseidon Class Frigate ($240m) x1

For a total price of $590m

Money wired on confirmation,

Thanks in advance,

Barter.

You can find Barter at the following for background checks:

http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Barter
The Silver Turtle
23-01-2005, 19:30
Order confirmed, can be supploed out of stock. On its way.
Barter
23-01-2005, 21:28
Thanks for the equipment, the cash has now been transferred :)

Hope to do business again soon.

The Dominion of Barter.
Barter
23-01-2005, 22:31
Due to an unexpected improvement in Barter's finances, with the government budget having more than doubled, Barter wishes to finish purchasing equipment for its defence force.

Barter would like to purchase the same order as before:

Shark Class Attack Boat ($35m) x 10

Poseidon Class Frigate ($240m) x1

For a total price of $590m

Money wired on confirmation,

Many thanks

Barter.
The Silver Turtle
23-01-2005, 23:13
Excellent. Order confiremd and shipped.
Democratic Colonies
23-01-2005, 23:35
ooc:

I would like to inquire about the tech range for your "Larger then Doujin" ships. Would they be MTish? Could they fit in the 2015-2020 tech range?
Trailers
23-01-2005, 23:57
I like muffins!11!1

Gimme 3 crates of your best blueberry TST. :D
The Silver Turtle
24-01-2005, 11:26
ooc:

I would like to inquire about the tech range for your "Larger then Doujin" ships. Would they be MTish? Could they fit in the 2015-2020 tech range?
The construction methods used are FT, which allows construction in a far quicker time.
However, taking out the ELS missile tubes (the anti-starship ones) on the missle battleships, then they could be used within a MT bracket. You simply need to RP it as a near-modern ship.

Trailers: Crates eh? Hmm, okay. Fifteen hundred muffins coming your way, for $750.
United Cultures
24-01-2005, 13:19
Lemme get a large backet of mffins since it's the only one divisible by 3. 50% plain and 50% blueberry.
The Silver Turtle
24-01-2005, 13:43
...How does 20 divide by three? Or did you mean a very large (42) ?
The Silver Turtle
25-01-2005, 17:01
Bu[y] m[y] [ubershi]p[s!!!]