Camel Eaters
21-01-2005, 00:43
Hello all. This is the official and somewhat censored inventory of the 6th Infantry Division “The Crazed Line”. An overview will be given of the division.
The Division consists of seven battalions. Each battalion serves a different function, which will be discussed in the inventory.
First Battalion: The “Ruff Neck Scouts” This force consists of 3,000 heavily armed pissed off black Jamaican exiles. The forces are trained alongside the Support Squires of the Mechanized Knights. This in-depth training allows them to play a larger role on the battlefield. They can act as scouts, medics, technicians, and heavily armed support fighters.
This is the newest battalion in the 6th Division being requisitioned after Kahta’s forces drove two million black Jamaicans from their home. Once trained for the required 300 days they are battle ready and bloodthirsty.
Though they have only seen small skirmishes they have proven themselves each time. Securing their goals with minimal casualties they are a source of pride for our great nation.
Motto: Nobody gets out of this pit alive.
Second Battalion: “The Collies” This forces numbers shall not be given. They are all of Celtic descent and are an elite Special Forces group that train along the Alabama-Mississippi border. They are all required to have served at least three years active duty in the Infantry.
Each member of The Collies has seen battle and has undergone a desensitization program. They are our prize assassins, deep penetration forces, and methodical warriors of the highest caliber. We pray for those in their wake.
Motto: One-shot paddy has come again!
Third Battalion: “Anarchy Brigade” these are creatures that we have bred of destruction. 3,000 of the toughest, most violent, and bloody urban combat fighters in our history, trained to infiltrate and destroy enemy morale and infrastructure by means of gruesome civilian murders, water and reservoir poisoning, and mind games.
Cannibalism is an entry practice followed by progressively worse crime and horror that they are trained to inflict on a normal enemy populace.
Motto: My enemy is my nourishment. My foe my play thing.
Fourth Battalion: “Schlock Boys” 3,000 sociopath with guns and bombs. Trained to open fire whenever necessary and to enjoy the amounts of desolation that they can bring to the enemy on the front lines we suggest not getting in their collective ways.
Motto: If at first you don’t succeed get a bigger gun.
Fifth Battalion: “Red Mule Tank Korps” The RMTK is the only armored unit in the Crazed Line. Sporting 300 heavily modified M-1 Abrams tanks they can provide what the men of The Crazed Line call “Pretty Boom”.
The low nuclear capabilities available to such tanks are readily used against enemies as automated systems load a payload capable of contaminating an area for years and creating that patented Pretty Boom they’re so famous for.
Motto: Don’t like us? We’ll just blow you up.
Sixth Battalion: “The Rear Guard” High orbital drop paratroopers. They can deploy to an area quickly and economically providing the most boom for the buck. They number 3,000 fully armed warriors ready for ship-to-ship combat in space and quick deployment on the ground.
With the highest combat experience of any of 6th Division they are the veterans who lead others into battle. Their quick wits and great ferocity make them our most prized battalion.
Motto: We come on the down low but got here on the up high.
Seventh Battalion: “The Old Ragtag” arguably the largest battalion in the whole of the armed forces they number 20,000 alone. They are made up of local militia and youth armies of younger boys who wish to serve.
They are the most dangerous when cornered. Fighting for home and hearth these men and women die easily for their people. Often poor and middle classes are the first to join in this home guard.
Motto: The poorest bunch of guys who are about to kill you on Earth.
Well that was an overview of the 6th Infantry Division. The Crazed Line in the sand should we ever be invaded and the first to fight the forces of evil as their King sees fit. They bring pride to our nation and exemplify their own motto. “First to fight last to die.”
OOC: I hope it doesn't suck to much. Comments are welcome.
The Division consists of seven battalions. Each battalion serves a different function, which will be discussed in the inventory.
First Battalion: The “Ruff Neck Scouts” This force consists of 3,000 heavily armed pissed off black Jamaican exiles. The forces are trained alongside the Support Squires of the Mechanized Knights. This in-depth training allows them to play a larger role on the battlefield. They can act as scouts, medics, technicians, and heavily armed support fighters.
This is the newest battalion in the 6th Division being requisitioned after Kahta’s forces drove two million black Jamaicans from their home. Once trained for the required 300 days they are battle ready and bloodthirsty.
Though they have only seen small skirmishes they have proven themselves each time. Securing their goals with minimal casualties they are a source of pride for our great nation.
Motto: Nobody gets out of this pit alive.
Second Battalion: “The Collies” This forces numbers shall not be given. They are all of Celtic descent and are an elite Special Forces group that train along the Alabama-Mississippi border. They are all required to have served at least three years active duty in the Infantry.
Each member of The Collies has seen battle and has undergone a desensitization program. They are our prize assassins, deep penetration forces, and methodical warriors of the highest caliber. We pray for those in their wake.
Motto: One-shot paddy has come again!
Third Battalion: “Anarchy Brigade” these are creatures that we have bred of destruction. 3,000 of the toughest, most violent, and bloody urban combat fighters in our history, trained to infiltrate and destroy enemy morale and infrastructure by means of gruesome civilian murders, water and reservoir poisoning, and mind games.
Cannibalism is an entry practice followed by progressively worse crime and horror that they are trained to inflict on a normal enemy populace.
Motto: My enemy is my nourishment. My foe my play thing.
Fourth Battalion: “Schlock Boys” 3,000 sociopath with guns and bombs. Trained to open fire whenever necessary and to enjoy the amounts of desolation that they can bring to the enemy on the front lines we suggest not getting in their collective ways.
Motto: If at first you don’t succeed get a bigger gun.
Fifth Battalion: “Red Mule Tank Korps” The RMTK is the only armored unit in the Crazed Line. Sporting 300 heavily modified M-1 Abrams tanks they can provide what the men of The Crazed Line call “Pretty Boom”.
The low nuclear capabilities available to such tanks are readily used against enemies as automated systems load a payload capable of contaminating an area for years and creating that patented Pretty Boom they’re so famous for.
Motto: Don’t like us? We’ll just blow you up.
Sixth Battalion: “The Rear Guard” High orbital drop paratroopers. They can deploy to an area quickly and economically providing the most boom for the buck. They number 3,000 fully armed warriors ready for ship-to-ship combat in space and quick deployment on the ground.
With the highest combat experience of any of 6th Division they are the veterans who lead others into battle. Their quick wits and great ferocity make them our most prized battalion.
Motto: We come on the down low but got here on the up high.
Seventh Battalion: “The Old Ragtag” arguably the largest battalion in the whole of the armed forces they number 20,000 alone. They are made up of local militia and youth armies of younger boys who wish to serve.
They are the most dangerous when cornered. Fighting for home and hearth these men and women die easily for their people. Often poor and middle classes are the first to join in this home guard.
Motto: The poorest bunch of guys who are about to kill you on Earth.
Well that was an overview of the 6th Infantry Division. The Crazed Line in the sand should we ever be invaded and the first to fight the forces of evil as their King sees fit. They bring pride to our nation and exemplify their own motto. “First to fight last to die.”
OOC: I hope it doesn't suck to much. Comments are welcome.