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Announcing the NigBot© [FUN RP OPEN]

Sirens of Titan
20-01-2005, 21:59
Sirens of Titan Scientific & Technological Advancement Subdivision

'Welcome dear viewers. Today the Scientific & Technological Advancement Subdivision (STAD) of Sirens of Titan is proud to announce a new gadget to improve the life of every, yes every single human being of this very planet and beyond. Now, be amazed as I turn on the magnificent piece of machinery.' The man struggled a little to find the lever and put it to "on" and pushing some buttons. He began to talk again into the camera: 'In short, the NigBot© is everything the modern youth needs. If you are a person, like me, who strongly dislikes or even hates rap, r&b or any of those poem hybrids combined with beats then the NigBot© is the answer for your nation. Now we have a machine built to produce socially acceptable rap lyrics and singing them while providing entertainment for the demaning youth of these modern times. Allow me give an example. The man pushed the button "start process" and the machine started to spit out a raptext, sung by a metal yet humanlike voice with appropriate musical guidance. The bass combined with the repeating tune of "a tough gangsta life on da streetz" gave the song a remarkable realistic feeling, like it has been recorded in a studio.

The lyrics contained something about extreme love for your nation, killing all infidels, butchering the weak, praising greed, infinite love for your leader combined with a lot of "yo yo" and "brotha" phrases. It was a terrible song, but effective. The man started another section of his elaboration 'As you can see, eh... hear from the NigBot© we have just produced a new hit. If you throw this song into the ether a couple of times per day, your youth will become a loving, strong, and respectable future workforce, ready to die for your country.'

The image faded and a fully operational NigBot© was playing another song while a women's voice was telling how you can order your own NigBot© today! Call or contact Custom Made Services Inc (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=383358) and order your own NigBot©! A one time cost of only 1,500,000 Krugerrands* and we will ship your package directly to you. Thank you! We love you!'

*All other costs covered and insured.
The Merchant Guilds
21-01-2005, 15:15
We would like to purchase a NigBot out of interest.

Monies will be wired upon confirmation,

Regards,

The Shadows,
No_State_At_All
21-01-2005, 15:49
OOC: Nice...:)