Dontgonearthere
20-01-2005, 03:39
The Pointy Stick:
http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~hjhuang/New%20Zealand/Picton/Greg%20with%20stick%20websize.jpg
The newest development in person-killing-you-deterance, this will deal with anybody seeking to menace you with a knife, as well as serving to keep wild animals away. Using only the best in materials DGNT has provided mans ultimate killing tool! The pointy bit of wood!
As a neat bonus, it can be used to provide firewood in an emergency.
Git not included.
$1 per stick
The Rock:
http://www.holyhead.com/Ty%20Mawr%20-%20Hammer%20Stone.jpg
A nice blunt instrument, perfect for throwing, head-bashing and fire-starting. Portable and fairly light, can be tied to the pointy stick with string to produce an even more effective weapon!
$2 per rock
Quantum Cardboard:
http://homepage.mac.com/cfj/.Pictures/cardboard-tank.jpg
The ultimate in protection technology! Using super-de-duper quantum technology DGNT has created the ULTIMATE cardboard! This is totaly impervious to all forms of weapons, though a light rain may cause it to collapse. IN the above picture a tank composed of quantum-cardboard mercilecsly crushes a small child protesting something.
Aint she a bueat?
$2 per square meter
http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~hjhuang/New%20Zealand/Picton/Greg%20with%20stick%20websize.jpg
The newest development in person-killing-you-deterance, this will deal with anybody seeking to menace you with a knife, as well as serving to keep wild animals away. Using only the best in materials DGNT has provided mans ultimate killing tool! The pointy bit of wood!
As a neat bonus, it can be used to provide firewood in an emergency.
Git not included.
$1 per stick
The Rock:
http://www.holyhead.com/Ty%20Mawr%20-%20Hammer%20Stone.jpg
A nice blunt instrument, perfect for throwing, head-bashing and fire-starting. Portable and fairly light, can be tied to the pointy stick with string to produce an even more effective weapon!
$2 per rock
Quantum Cardboard:
http://homepage.mac.com/cfj/.Pictures/cardboard-tank.jpg
The ultimate in protection technology! Using super-de-duper quantum technology DGNT has created the ULTIMATE cardboard! This is totaly impervious to all forms of weapons, though a light rain may cause it to collapse. IN the above picture a tank composed of quantum-cardboard mercilecsly crushes a small child protesting something.
Aint she a bueat?
$2 per square meter