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Teh Condiliar Empire $tep$ onto teh World $tage

Teh Condiliar Empire
20-01-2005, 03:13
Greeting$ fellow nation$ of Nation$tate$. I am Teh Condiliar, $upreme Puppetma$ter of Teh Condiliar Empire. It i$ my intention to take over teh world with a combination of terror alert$ and cornering the world oil market$.

It will begin in $hagatopia.

For too long, the$e commie pacifi$t$ have whined about "human right$." Human right$ must be $ubjected to terror alert$ and teh almighty dollar. I have already begun teh proce$$ of cornering $hagatopian oil market$. $oon I will have Evil Woody Thought$' earthquake n00k$ (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=381422).

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!111!!!

Teh fire$ of indu$try $hall burn away the remaining alpine fore$t$ in $hagatopia. One by one, the nation$ of $hagatopia $hall fall, be it by taking over their economie$ or other mean$. Teh time ha$ come to i$$ue a terror alert, code orange.

Good day.

Teh Condiliar
Tonissia
20-01-2005, 03:28
Official Thorkodian ResponseROFLMAO
Teh Condiliar Empire
20-01-2005, 06:47
Teh Condiliar Empire officially declare$ war on Mongodian (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=Shagatopia&nation=mongodian) a$ teh fir$t $tep in it$ regional domination plan$. 760 million $lave$ would be mo$t u$eful.

Teh Condiliar
Henrytopia
20-01-2005, 21:46
Umm, okay. Best of luck in your new endeavor.