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The Dragon Strikes Dixie, Take 2 (attn DA, Kahta)

The Real ALM
20-01-2005, 02:19
OOC: This is take 2, so here goes. This will involve RPing their entry into MS, and then, if they ever get in, they will attack the Kahtan Embassy. This time, they will have no explosives or gas, just a simple plan.

7:00 PM, on the Border of Mississippi and Alabama.

The Tokko agents were a little relaxed, but they were a little nervous as well. Throughout their years in the Stasi, they had done numerous undercover ops, but none so dangerous as this. This was done on personal orders from the Shogun.

They were driving to the checkpoint, in a rented Dodge Pickup Truck, Four-Door. They had Alabama plates, and they had taken their lessons. If questioned, they would know what happened in Mississippi, and in Kahta.

Inside, there were several men, all Tokko. They all had fake passports, and credit cards, and identity papers, if asked, they were simple tourists from Kahta. They even had the Boston Irish accent down.

They remained calm, and shut up as they headed to the checkpoint. They saw the man letting the person in front of them through, now it was their turn.
Chronosia
20-01-2005, 02:20
Tag
The Real ALM
20-01-2005, 02:23
Tag

This is meant for DA to respond to, still, you can observe.....he suggested I rewrite this, and I figured, with the facts he gave on his border, why not RP actually entering?
Chronosia
20-01-2005, 02:27
Yeah, I just wanna watch :P Should be fun. Keep up the good work
Camel Eaters
20-01-2005, 02:29
OOC: How you managed to get terrorists through my terrirtory undetected I don't know. Still I'll allow it. Wait if they have Alabama plates and are caught than this whole affair could be traced back to me. That's not nice.
The Real ALM
20-01-2005, 02:36
OOC: How you managed to get terrorists through my terrirtory undetected I don't know. Still I'll allow it. Wait if they have Alabama plates and are caught than this whole affair could be traced back to me. That's not nice.

OOC: So many variables, dang....... :rolleyes:

They came in from out of state, and traveled in like most secret agents do, they used fake identities and legal channels. They brought no guns....

Anyway, this will get traced to the RALM.
Camel Eaters
20-01-2005, 02:40
OOC: I'll allow it this one time. Mainly cause I want to see something get blown up. But you need a contignecy plan. Suicide pills and nice bombs in the cars so they'll be all untraceable. If you have YIM we can disucuss this farther.
The Real ALM
20-01-2005, 03:03
OOC: I'll allow it this one time. Mainly cause I want to see something get blown up. But you need a contignecy plan. Suicide pills and nice bombs in the cars so they'll be all untraceable. If you have YIM we can disucuss this farther.

OOC: I like the suicide pills idea. Sorry I did not ask before, my bad, I did not check up on who owned Alabama.
The Real ALM
20-01-2005, 03:28
OOC: bump, a general apology for anybody I have angered or shocked. I am sorry.
The Real ALM
20-01-2005, 20:50
bump
MassPwnage
21-01-2005, 00:34
ooc: mind If I join in? I have a pack of Skorpion Inquisitors in CamelEaters. If you don't want me to interfere, then I'll delete this.

"Rented Dodge 4x4, Alabama Plates. They look kind of suspicious to me, could be RALM guys, definitely soldiers or strong athletes though, their infrared profiles show way above average circulation for tourists."

A Skorpion Inquisitor was sitting on a hillside with a highpowered microphone built into his railgun scope, he turned it off for a bit, then radioed in.

"You mean.... here?"

"Yup."

"Fuck. Someone has to track them, see what they do."

"How the hell do we get in without tipping off the rednecks?"

"A probe perhaps?"

"I can't get close enough."

"Can you shoot them?"

"Then it would appear that I'm shooting Kahtan citizens and destroying Camel Eater property. The overpenetration would kill the soldiers in the checkpoint too."

"Damn, we'll think of a solution then. By the way, your hunch better be correct."
The Real ALM
21-01-2005, 00:35
ooc: mind If I join in? I have a pack of Skorpion Inquisitors in CamelEaters. If you don't want me to interfere, then I'll delete this.

"Rented Dodge 4x4, Alabama Plates. They're Tokko alright, Kahtans don't speak Japanese amongst themselves."

A Skorpion Inquisitor was sitting on a hillside with a highpowered microphone built into his railgun scope, he turned it off for a bit, then radioed in.

"You mean.... here?"

"Yup."

"Fuck. Someone has to track them, see what they do."

"How the hell do we get in without tipping off the rednecks?"

"A probe perhaps?"

"I can't get close enough."

"Can you shoot them?"

"Then it would appear that I'm shooting Kahtan citizens and destroying Camel Eater property. The overpenetration would kill the soldiers in the checkpoint too."

"Damn, we'll think of a solution then."

OOC: They are Germans, ex-Stasi, they are fluent in several languages, sans accent. Right now, they'd be practicing their American English, Boston accented.

So I will ignore this one.
MassPwnage
21-01-2005, 00:42
ooc: lemme edit that then.
MassPwnage
21-01-2005, 00:52
At the border check:

"Wait, you said this was a hunch right? They sound like Kahtans to me. Maybe a bit shakier, but definitely Kahtan. I do NOT want to risk a war with Kahta, they're a potential ally against the RALM."

"Fine, but why are they using a Camel Eater's car. Kahtan don't usually have anything to hide from DA."

"Contact the Camel Eaters government, give them the license plate, find who rented them the Pickup."
Camel Eaters
21-01-2005, 00:57
"Lizards? We don't rent out cars! In fact the check shows it belongs to a nice old lady go away."
MassPwnage
21-01-2005, 01:00
"A nice old lady? A bunch of rather hard looking, and much younger people are driving in it. And they're Kahtans, what are they doing driving that old lady's car. If you will, we'd like to talk with that certain lady."
The Real ALM
21-01-2005, 02:05
bump
Kahta
21-01-2005, 02:44
OOC: Should I just sit back and watch?
The Real ALM
21-01-2005, 02:57
OOC: Should I just sit back and watch?

OOC: Yeah, right now, I'm trying to enter MS, but DA is busy....
The Real ALM
21-01-2005, 03:18
OOC: bump for DA
The Real ALM
22-01-2005, 02:24
bump for DA.....
Decisive Action
22-01-2005, 03:21
OOC: This is take 2, so here goes. This will involve RPing their entry into MS, and then, if they ever get in, they will attack the Kahtan Embassy. This time, they will have no explosives or gas, just a simple plan.

7:00 PM, on the Border of Mississippi and Alabama.

The Tokko agents were a little relaxed, but they were a little nervous as well. Throughout their years in the Stasi, they had done numerous undercover ops, but none so dangerous as this. This was done on personal orders from the Shogun.

They were driving to the checkpoint, in a rented Dodge Pickup Truck, Four-Door. They had Alabama plates, and they had taken their lessons. If questioned, they would know what happened in Mississippi, and in Kahta.

Inside, there were several men, all Tokko. They all had fake passports, and credit cards, and identity papers, if asked, they were simple tourists from Kahta. They even had the Boston Irish accent down.

They remained calm, and shut up as they headed to the checkpoint. They saw the man letting the person in front of them through, now it was their turn.


The first guard stepped forward, raising his G-36 and shouting (they often like to intimidate people) "Who are you! What are you doing here? Where is your final destination?"
MassPwnage
22-01-2005, 03:27
Continuing with the Phone Call to Camel Eaters:

"You Positive? They sound like Kahtans to me... I'll zoom in close and see if those are Kahtan papers. If they are, you tell me who EXACTLY owns that freakin' Dodge."
The Real ALM
22-01-2005, 03:37
The first guard stepped forward, raising his G-36 and shouting (they often like to intimidate people) "Who are you! What are you doing here? Where is your final destination?"

The man driving the Dodge said, "My name is Carl McIllneray, me and my buddies are going to Mississippi, we are tourists, visiting Jackson City for a few days to meet some friends."
Decisive Action
22-01-2005, 04:03
The man driving the Dodge said, "My name is Carl McIllneray, me and my buddies are going to Mississippi, we are tourists, visiting Jackson City for a few days to meet some friends."


The man shouted back, spit flying from his mouth, "Where are you from! What was your first language you learnt? How many languages do you know! Where have you lived for the last ten years?"
Malkyer
22-01-2005, 04:05
tag, sorry for the interruption
The Real ALM
22-01-2005, 04:09
The man shouted back, spit flying from his mouth, "Where are you from! What was your first language you learnt? How many languages do you know! Where have you lived for the last ten years?"

Carl said, "I am from Boston, Massachusetts, in Kahta. I learned English first, and German second. I lived in Boston for the past ten years."
MassPwnage
24-01-2005, 00:27
"This is really quite funny to watch.... I'll get a zoom in on their papers so I can check if they're forgeries or not. Meanwhile, any luck with the Camel Eater's government?"
Decisive Action
24-01-2005, 00:45
Carl said, "I am from Boston, Massachusetts, in Kahta. I learned English first, and German second. I lived in Boston for the past ten years."



The man shook his head, "No, I don't believe you. Prove it..."
MassPwnage
24-01-2005, 00:53
"Watch it, WATCH IT! WATCH THE PAPERS!"

"Where the FUCK are the Camel Eaters? We need to trace the origin of that car. "
The Real ALM
24-01-2005, 02:12
The man shook his head, "No, I don't believe you. Prove it..."

He handed the guard the papers, they were Kahtan Identity papers, a Passport, and a drivers' license, for each man aboard.

He then said, "To prove I'm Kahtan, ask me anything I would know if I was from Kahta."
MassPwnage
24-01-2005, 02:15
"Also, I'm gonna check if one Carl McIllneray actually exists."

"Hack into Kahta's databanks?"

"Sure."

A few seconds later....

"No go, there's no Carl McIllneray that lives in Kahta."

"Ok, they're terrorists definitely, do we call the sisterfuckers or no?"

"Oh no. We let them strike."

"Ah."
MassPwnage
24-01-2005, 02:23
From the Great Leader Li to Kimiko Ayasugi. (SIC)

"Hello Cuntrag. Can you tell me this: Why haven't I blown up your Dodge Ram, License Plate number D49291, and Carl McIllneray yet? That's because I want to see the Fabus Regime suffer as badly as you want to see them suffer. Now, you may want to know something. Your forgeries are of rather poor quality, and also Carl McIllneray and his friends do not exist. If the border guards check Kahtan census records, that fact will become painfully obvious. Anyway, I wish you best of luck Cuntrag, be sure to kill some redneck sisterfuckers for me."-The Great Leader Li.
The Real ALM
24-01-2005, 02:34
From the Great Leader Li to Kimiko Ayasugi. (SIC)

"Hello Cuntrag. Can you tell me this: Why haven't I blown up your Dodge Ram, License Plate number D49291, and Carl McIllneray yet? That's because I want to see the Fabus Regime suffer as badly as you want to see them suffer. Now, you may want to know something. Your forgeries are of rather poor quality, and also Carl McIllneray and his friends do not exist. If the border guards check Kahtan census records, that fact will become painfully obvious. Anyway, I wish you best of luck Cuntrag, be sure to kill some redneck sisterfuckers for me."-The Great Leader Li.

From Kimiko Ayasugi to Great Leader Li .

I bet you $50 that they will succeed.........
MassPwnage
24-01-2005, 02:38
"Hell, I think they'll succeed too, so if they don't succeed, I'll give you the heads of the 2 agents that killed Ryan Monahan, packed in salt."-The Great Leader Li.