NationStates Jolt Archive

Do you yearn to witness the ferocity of primeval beasts extinct for eons? Does your heart desire the dominion of an almost indestructible Tyrannosaurus rex? Would you like one of your zoos to have a quagga? Or are you a science buff who'd like to study a living, breathing saber-toothed cat? Well, have we got the store for you! Here at this storefront, we have DNA samples of hundreds of extinct animals (including dinosaurs) and thousands of samples of living animals as well as some of history's most prominent individuals. Want a Hitler clone so you can beat the crap out of Der Fuhrer? No prob! Or, do you want a hybrid of a lion, an electric eel, a sponge, a cheetah, a bear, and a bat? It's yours! There are just a few conditions for ordering:

1)You must not be an enemy of RB.
2)Whatever you clone CANNOT be used against RB or its allies.
3)If you are an ally, you get a 50% discount. If you belong to SEATO or the Who Gives a Damn About Human Rights Club, you get a 75% discount. If you own a storefront that RB has purchased from in the past, you get a 10% discount.
4)If you have questions, please TG me, rather than post them here. I don't want the thread cluttered with questions. Thanks.

That said, I hope you enjoy the store!

Tyrannosaurus rex
$25,000.00

Deinonychus
$2,500.00

Triceratops
$7,500.00

Stegosaurus
$7,000.00

Ankylosaurus
$9,000.00

Spinosaurus
$30,000.00

Giganotosaurus
$35,000.00

Famous person clone
$1,000.00 (please specify who you wish to have cloned)

Custom creature
$10,000.00 (choose up to 20 different animals [that are not extinct], and RB scientists will create a new animal with their DNA)

Custom creature- extinct
$255,000.00 (choose up to 10 different extinct animals, and RB scientists will create a new animal with their DNA)

Custom person
$15,000.00 (choose as many people as you want, and we will create a clone with each of their DNA)

Shooban
10 for a penny

NOTE: Just because a certain animal (living or extinct) is not on the list, DOES NOT MEAN IT IS UNAVAILABLE. Specify which animal you wish to have cloned, and more often than that, we can clone it for you.

1 Deinonychus
$2,500.00

We wish to study the body structure of our ancestors.

1 Deinonychus
$2,500.00

We wish to study the body structure of our ancestors.

You got it. Because you are our first customer, your order comes to a total of $0.00. It will take 5-6 months to clone your creature. We will ship it to you as soon as it is complete.

Get 'em now while they're hot!

"We have our own labs, but unfortunately, the lack of dinosaur finds in our nation makes dinosaur DNA hard to come by."-The Great Leader Li.

We would be interested in what you could create utalising DNA from the 10 most naturally well endowed playboy models, a ferret, a rabbit, and two foxes.


Intern Bob,
Department of Interns and Eccentricity,
Uniphase Armouries Interversal,
Kanuckistan

We would be interested in what you could create utalising DNA from the 10 most naturally well endowed playboy models, a ferret, a rabbit, and two foxes.


Intern Bob,
Department of Interns and Eccentricity,
Uniphase Armouries Interversal,
Kanuckistan

Order confirmed. Your custom creature will be complete in 5-6 NS months. Please wire the money.

10,000.00 (choose up to 20 different animals [that are not extinct], and RB scientists will create a new animal with their DNA) 2 lion bezerker and human

IC: Got two custom creatures order for y'all.

Number 1 - Use DNA from the Black Rhino and the Timber Wolf. Want a male and female.

Number 2 - Use DNA from the Alligator Lizard, the Arctic Ground Squirrel, the Eastern Massasauga Rattlesnake, and the Coyote. Want a male and female, too.

What do you think?

OOC: Go to http://www.nature.ca/notebooks/english/namerica.htm to see what some of them look like.

10,000.00 (choose up to 20 different animals [that are not extinct], and RB scientists will create a new animal with their DNA) 2 lion bezerker and human

Sephrioth, please be more specific. And please use proper grammar, or your order will be denied.

i would like a mixture of a cow, chicken, and duck please. much apreciated ( i know that's spelled wrong )

IC: Got two custom creatures order for y'all.

Number 1 - Use DNA from the Black Rhino and the Timber Wolf. Want a male and female.

Number 2 - Use DNA from the Alligator Lizard, the Arctic Ground Squirrel, the Eastern Massasauga Rattlesnake, and the Coyote. Want a male and female, too.

What do you think?

OOC: Go to http://www.nature.ca/notebooks/english/namerica.htm to see what some of them look like.

Order confirmed. They will be shipped upon completion (it takes about 5-6 NS months to make them). Please wire the money.

i would like a mixture of a cow, chicken, and duck please. much apreciated ( i know that's spelled wrong )

Confirmed. Please wire the money.

Order confirmed. They will be shipped upon completion (it takes about 5-6 NS months to make them). Please wire the money.

40,000 is being wired, now.

40,000 is being wired, now.

Thank you. We hope you enjoy your creatures.

We'll go out on a limb and request a clone of a famous figure, per request of the secretary of state. You can probably gather where this is heading, but maybe now Mr. Dailey will shut the heck up about your wife, no? As odd as this may sound, one Roach-Buster's first lady, please.

Department of Lavish Spendings and Such

Behind the scenes...

On Dailey's desk landed a brochure of Roach-Buster's new genetic engineering storefront. He read through quickly, got to the world 'famous person,' and flipped right to the order form. Then he noted the tagline:


Get 'em now while they're hot!


"Oh, I shall," he grinned in a most evil fashion.

We'll go out on a limb and request a clone of a famous figure, per request of the secretary of state. You can probably gather where this is heading, but maybe now Mr. Dailey will shut the heck up about your wife, no? As odd as this may sound, one Roach-Buster's first lady, please.

Department of Lavish Spendings and Such

Behind the scenes...

On Dailey's desk landed a brochure of Roach-Buster's new genetic engineering storefront. He read through quickly, got to the world 'famous person,' and flipped right to the order form. Then he noted the tagline:



"Oh, I shall," he grinned in a most evil fashion.

Your order comes to a total cost of $2,500. Being a member of the Who Gives a Damn About Human Rights Club, you enjoy a 75% discount. The clone will be shipped upon completion. Please wire the money now.

Thank you. We hope you enjoy your creatures.

Yes, I will enjoy the Timber Rhinos and the Eastern Arctic Coallgatoryote Squrattleuirrel Snake-Lizards.

Money wired, indeed, thank you greatly. The royal 'we' would like to say that 'we' enjoy your products very, very much.

-from the Great Dailey himself.

Money wired, indeed, thank you greatly. The royal 'we' would like to say that 'we' enjoy your products very, very much.

-from the Great Dailey himself.

Thanks. We are glad to hear that.

OOC: So, since I'm an ally of yours and a SEATO member, does that mean if I get a Hitler clone ($1,000), you'll owe me $125? :p

how much would a clone army of kittens cost? Let's say about 100,000 of em.

Oh, and I'll take one clone of Ann Landers, one of Marylyn Monroe and one of Goliath.

and maybe an Allosaurus or something.

OOC: So, since I'm an ally of yours and a SEATO member, does that mean if I get a Hitler clone ($1,000), you'll owe me $125? :p

(OOC: No. It means you get a 75% discount. Would you like a clone?)

how much would a clone army of kittens cost? Let's say about 100,000 of em.

Oh, and I'll take one clone of Ann Landers, one of Marylyn Monroe and one of Goliath.

and maybe an Allosaurus or something.

(OOC: Well, I'll be damned. I never knew you RP'd.)

IC: You got it. We'll get to work right away. Please wire us the money.

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No, thanks. We only clone for scientific purposes and at that only do so with positive intentions and in minimal quantities. Pacitalia frowns upon blatant cloning such as this, as you are no doubt already aware.Luciano Cannavaro
Agustinate of Education

The Great Sixth Reich would like to buy one male Dodo and one female Dodo.

You may also be interested in this storefront of mine (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=363870&page=1&pp=15).

The Great Sixth Reich would like to buy one male Dodo and one female Dodo.

You may also be interested in this storefront of mine (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=363870&page=1&pp=15).

Your order is confirmed. Please wire the money.

Your order is confirmed. Please wire the money.

~Money Wired~

~Money Wired~

Thanks.

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We will purchase 1 Clone of Hannibal Barca and 250,000 clone warriors, mmmkay?

(Since I'm a member of SEATO AND the Who Gives a Damn About Human Rights Club, do I get an extra discount?)

the new cruatur must have lion dna human dna and some of my races dna the bezerker we await confermation

Got three more custom creatures order for y'all.

Custom creature Number 1 - Use DNA from the Crow, the Raven and the Human. Want ten of them. Five males and five females. The new creature's name with be the Ravehumrow. Total = $100,000

Custom creature Number 2 - Use DNA from the Grizzly Bear and the Polar Bear. Want a male and female. The new creature's name with be the Polar Grizzly Bear. Total = $20,000

Custom creature Number 3 - Use DNA from the American Alligator and the Snapping Turtle. Want a male and female. The new creature's name with be the American Snapping Alligator-Turtle. Total = $20,000

***** Money Wired *****

We will purchase 1 Clone of Hannibal Barca and 250,000 clone warriors, mmmkay?

(Since I'm a member of SEATO AND the Who Gives a Damn About Human Rights Club, do I get an extra discount?)

(OOC: No, just a 75% discount)

Order confirmed. Please wire the money.

Got three more custom creatures order for y'all.

Custom creature Number 1 - Use DNA from the Crow, the Raven and the Human. Want ten of them. Five males and five females. The new creature's name with be the Ravehumrow. Total = $100,000

Custom creature Number 2 - Use DNA from the Grizzly Bear and the Polar Bear. Want a male and female. The new creature's name with be the Polar Grizzly Bear. Total = $20,000

Custom creature Number 3 - Use DNA from the American Alligator and the Snapping Turtle. Want a male and female. The new creature's name with be the American Snapping Alligator-Turtle. Total = $20,000

***** Money Wired *****

Order confirmed.

the new cruatur must have lion dna human dna and some of my races dna the bezerker we await confermation

Order not confirmed.

His Holiness would like to purchase a clone of Clint Howard mixed with a lemur. For personal use.

His Holiness would like to purchase a clone of Clint Howard mixed with a lemur. For personal use.

Please wire the money. The order will be confirmed immediately upon receiving payment.

After some trouble with the printer/fax machine, $15,000 was securely wired to Roach-Busters.

After some trouble with the printer/fax machine, $15,000 was securely wired to Roach-Busters.

Thanks. You should receive your creature/clone/thingy within 5-6 NS months.

Shenyang would like to purchase 100 Spinosauruses (sp?) for use in execution, scientific study, security of top secret bases, and pets for High Council Members who want them.
750,000 will be wired upon confirmation (who gives a damn about human rights club member)

Shenyang would like to purchase 100 Spinosauruses (sp?) for use in execution, scientific study, security of top secret bases, and pets for High Council Members who want them.
750,000 will be wired upon confirmation (who gives a damn about human rights club member)

Order confirmed. Thank you.

Money wired, after considerable time spent scrounging between car seats at the local malls.

Money wired, after considerable time spent scrounging between car seats at the local malls.

Lol, payment received. The Spinos will be shipped as soon as they're made (5-6 NS months).

I would like 4 famous persons clones these are the people

1. Hitler
2. Usama Bin Laden
3. Saddam Hussein
4. Fiedel Castro

Custom creature Number 1 - Use DNA from the Muskrat, the Giant Beaver and the River Otter. Want a male and female. The new creature's name with be the Giant River Muskrat. Total = $20,000

Custom creature Number 2 - Use DNA from the Leopard Frog, the Chorus Frog and the Bullfrog. Want a male and female. The new creature's name with be the Leopard Chorus Bullfrog. Total = $20,000

Custom creature Number 3 - Use DNA from the Eastern Racer and the King Corba. Want a male and female. The new creature's name with be the Eastern Corba. Total = $20,000

Custom creature Number 4 - Use DNA from the House Mouse and the Marten. Want a male and female. The new creature's name with be the House Marten. Total = $20,000

Custom creature Number 5 - Use DNA from the Ermine and the Pika. Want a male and female. The new creature's name with be the Pimine. Total = $20,000

***** Money Wired *****

Kraku and Wolf America, your orders are confirmed. Wolf America, because you shop here so often, from now on you get a 25% discount. Kraku, please wire the money.

Hmm... I can engineer anything I want, right?

I want a geneticly modified human. I want it to have the ability to stand vaccuum and extreme cold for durations of several hours. I also want it to be able to go without breathingfor the same length of time. It should also be resistant to radioactivity, exteme heat, and pressure. It should have above average human strength. I would like 3 males and 3 females.

If it counts as a custom creature, it will cost $60,000. The money will be wired upon confirmation

We would be interested in what you could create utalising DNA from the 10 most naturally well endowed playboy models, a ferret, a rabbit, and two foxes.


Intern Bob,
Department of Interns and Eccentricity,
Uniphase Armouries Interversal,
Kanuckistan

Order confirmed. Your custom creature will be complete in 5-6 NS months. Please wire the money.

I'm afraid Intern Bob exceeded his authority in placing this order; he has sense been reclassified Female.Stacked.Nympho.Fox-Girl and reassigned to the Department of Recreation and Employee Moral.

If so desired, she will be perminatly transfered into your custody as compensation for her transgression and the inconveniance it undoubtedly caused you.

Signed;
UCGV CatBert,
Department of Personel,
Uniphase Armouries Interversal,
UCGV CatBert, Intersteller Space

Wolf America, because you shop here so often, from now on you get a 25% discount. Kraku, please wire the money.

Thanks.Got an order for you.

A Giant River Muskrat and a female Giant River Muskrat. Total = Total = $20,000

A male Eastern Corba and a female Eastern Corba. Total = Total = $20,000

A male Leopard Chorus Bullfrog and a female Leopard Chorus Bullfrog. Total = $20,000

A male House Marten and a female House Marten. Total = $20,000

A male Pimine and a female Pimine. Total = $20,000

A male Eastern Arctic Coallgatoryote Squrattleuirrel Snake-Lizard and a female Eastern Arctic Coallgatoryote Squrattleuirrel Snake-Lizard. Total = $20,000

A male Polar Grizzly Bear and a female Polar Grizzly Bear. Total = $20,000

A male American Snapping Alligator-Turtle and a female American Snapping Alligator-Turtle. Total = $20,000

A male Timber Rhino and a female Timber Rhino. Total = $20,000

Total of whole order = $180,000
Total with 25% discount = $135,000

**** Money Wired ****

All orders have been confirmed.

Just wondering, Roach-Busters, does your GE storefront manufacture technology to create Coordinators?

Read up on them here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordinator)

Under what cost catagory would a merging of modern, extinct, and human DNA.

Money Wired. Thank you. When should I expect the Psycotic Rulers? (did i spell that right?)

Money Wired. Thank you. When should I expect the Psycotic Rulers? (did i spell that right?)

5-6 NS months.

(OOC: All orders confirmed.)

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So, can we purchase GE equiptment capable of producing Coordinators?

So, can we purchase GE equiptment capable of producing Coordinators?

We don't sell equipment, but we could probably make Coordinators for you. What would be a reasonable price?

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Custom creature Number 1 - Use DNA from the Basset Hound, the Beagle and the Bloodhound. Want two males and two female. The new creature's name with be the Basset Blood Beagle. Total = $40,000

Custom creature Number 2 - Use DNA from the Mastiff and the Rottweiler. Want two males and two female. The new creature's name with be the Mastweiler. Total = $40,000

Custom creature Number 3 - Use DNA from the Siberian Tiger and the Lion. Want two males and two female. The new creature's name with be the Siberian Lion. Total = $40,000

Custom creature Number 4 - Use DNA from the Black Widow Spider, the Wasp, and the Assassin bug . Want two males and two female. The new creature's name with be the Black Assassin Wasp. Total = $40,000

Total of whole order = $160,000
Total with 25% discount = $120,000

**** Money Wired ****

"If we were to povide you with DNA samples from a specific alien creature..... could you combine its DNA with that of the Tyrannosaurus Rex?
If this is possible and you successfully create such a creature, we would like to buy 7 mating pairs, a total of 14 animals. If you absolutely need it.... we can provide a live alien, however this will be extremely difficult and we hope you can do it with DNA samples alone....
If the cost is higher we will be willing to pay extra." :cool:
-General Alex Ja'dang
41st Cavalry Divison
The Imperial Vanguard of The Phoenix Militia*



*Not to be confused with The Superpower of The Phoenix Milita

The Incorporated State of Transhumanity Omega hereby formally requests a purchase. We desire a virus or phage that reduces the symptoms and onset of Neuralware Rejection Causality Syndrome (N.R.C.S.). We desire either an A) Aerosol microbe or B) A microbe capable of thriving in an aqueous (ie Water) environment. The virus will need to have the programming to lay molecular gold/gallium deposits along the CNS. The insertion of gold and gallium into the water and food supply has been in place for long enough for the microbes to have the raw materials for their purpose. It is obvious that such an undertaking will require large amounts of raw materials. We would appreciate an estimate as to the cost of both research and production. Financing this endeavour will not be an issue, either in monetary funds or raw resources, uranium being plentiful.

We thank you for this opporotunity to engage in commerce.

Sebastian Lucas116
Consul Primus, Delta branch

"If we were to povide you with DNA samples from a specific alien creature..... could you combine its DNA with that of the Tyrannosaurus Rex?
If this is possible and you successfully create such a creature, we would like to buy 7 mating pairs, a total of 14 animals. If you absolutely need it.... we can provide a live alien, however this will be extremely difficult and we hope you can do it with DNA samples alone....
If the cost is higher we will be willing to pay extra." :cool:
-General Alex Ja'dang
41st Cavalry Divison
The Imperial Vanguard of The Phoenix Militia*



*Not to be confused with The Superpower of The Phoenix Milita

Sure, I could do that.

All orders have been confirmed. Transhumanity Omega, I'm sorry, but this storefront doesn't specialize in that department.

We would be interested in what you could create utalising DNA from the 10 most naturally well endowed playboy models, a ferret, a rabbit, and two foxes.


Intern Bob,
Department of Interns and Eccentricity,
Uniphase Armouries Interversal,
Kanuckistan


Order confirmed. Your custom creature will be complete in 5-6 NS months. Please wire the money.


I'm afraid Intern Bob exceeded his authority in placing this order; he has sense been reclassified Female.Stacked.Nympho.Fox-Girl and reassigned to the Department of Recreation and Employee Moral.

If so desired, she will be perminatly transfered into your custody as compensation for her transgression and the inconveniance it undoubtedly caused you.

Signed;
UCGV CatBert,
Department of Personel,
Uniphase Armouries Interversal,
UCGV CatBert, Intersteller Space


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*bump*

It's okay, no inconvenience caused. :)

*bump*

Good idea.

All orders have been confirmed. Transhumanity Omega, I'm sorry, but this storefront doesn't specialize in that department.

Understood. Thank you for your consideration.

Sebastian Lucas116
Consul Primus, Delta branch

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again

(OOC: No, just a 75% discount)

Order confirmed. Please wire the money.

Money wired.

1 billion Shoobans
Comes to $1 million US

1 billion Shoobans
Comes to $1 million US

Order confirmed.

Order confirmed.

Actually, it comes to $250,000,000, because you're a member of the Who Gives a Damn About Human Rights Club.

Since I've already wired $1million, can you just send four times the Shoobans.

Since I've already wired $1million, can you just send four times the Shoobans.

Will do.

Do you do supersoldiers? We had another concept in mind.....

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

Do you do supersoldiers? We had another concept in mind.....

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

Not yet, but we can try.

Not yet, but we can try.

http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/spacemarines/catalog/spacewolves/images/wolf_guard.gif

We want something like this. We want a hulking Supersoldier, to be codenamed "Thunderer," that can carry guns that would knock normal men over, has superstrength, and has enhanced senses and intellgence, tactics-wise.

He does not have to have powered armor, he merely has to be a linebacker-built, enhanced, ass-kicking son-of-a-gun.

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

All orders confirmed.

The nation of Rom-Qidya is in dire need of your labs assistance. Living among the stars in a near null-grav enviroment has shrunk our hearts, weakened our muscles and made our bones brittle.. Long amounts of phsyical exertion tire us quickly and our bones snap like twigs when we are injured. If you can create for us a soldier that is both physically strong, and whose bones and muscles will not shrink from living in zero-gravity and who can also pass his traits on to another generation we will pay very well. We will provide Rom-Qidya genetic material for you to work upon and look forward to seeing the results.

All orders confirmed.


How much will this be?

How much will this be?

Meh, I'm too lazy to think of a price. It's on the house.

Nice......! :D

ooc: I hate to ask but what exactly is a shooban?

ooc: I hate to ask but what exactly is a shooban?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=395016

We would like a clone of Mussolini and 20 cloned copies of Thylacines.
Money wired upon acceptence

We would like a clone of Mussolini and 20 cloned copies of Thylacines.
Money wired upon acceptence

Accepted.

An unnamed branch of our military is interested in a possible companion creature to assist their agents, and I personally am interested in some...entertainment.

50 x Deinonychus @ $2,500
10 x Giganotosaurus @ $35,000

10 males and 10 females of the following extinct-hybrid:
predominantly thylacine and warrah, with a bloodhound's sense of smell, the eyesight of a peregrine falcon, and the echo-location ability of a bat.
$5.1m

20 males and 20 females of the following hybrid:
bilby with the gliding ability of a sugar glider, eyesight of a peregrine falcon, the ferocity and teeth of a tasmanian devil, the echo-location ability of a bat, a bloodhound's sense of smell, the fur of a chinchilla, and the reproductive tendencies/urges of a rabbit.
$400,000

also another 10 males and 10 females of:
sirrush (long extinct but no hybridization necessary)
$5.1m

TOTAL: $11,075,000 (wired on confirmation)

We thank you for this wondrous opportunity.

-General Yuri Bigglesworth of Javea :mp5:

Javea- order confirmed.

The SovietRepublicofRussia would like to purchase the following clones:

Famous Person Clone:
1 Clone of Vladimir Lenin -1,000
1 Clone of Karl Marx -1,000
1 clone of Joseph Stalin -1,000
1 clone of Ernesto "Che" Guevara -1,000
for the purpose of creating an interesting election for the leaders of SRoR

The SovietRepublicofRussia would like to purchase the following clones:

Famous Person Clone:
1 Clone of Vladimir Lenin -1,000
1 Clone of Karl Marx -1,000
1 clone of Joseph Stalin -1,000
1 clone of Ernesto "Che" Guevara -1,000
for the purpose of creating an interesting election for the leaders of SRoR

(OOC: That'll be interesting.)

IC: Confirmed.

(OOC: That'll be interesting.)

IC: Confirmed.


OOC: yes cannot wait until I hold it

IC: *money wired*

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I would like to make a custom creature- extinct. If you need a reason for the creature to be created then here is one. Our military unit has had some trouble with normal animal DNA mixing. So far we have only advanced in the level of human/animal genetics. So we would like one to learn from.


S1-Thylacine(Tazmanian Tiger)
S2-Velociraptor
S3-Spinosaurus
S4-MurumisCylonis(The Great BloodRed Dingo)
S5-Dodo Bird

$255,000.00

Also if we learn anything from this, there might be a bonus prize for you...

We would like:

3 each of:
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Stegosaurus
Triceratops
Diplodocus (assuming they cost $20,000 each)
For use in our prehistoric zoo;

Clones of:
Adolf Hitler
Josef Stalin
Napoleon Bonaparte
Julius Ceasar (sp?)
George Washington
For our 'Politics-Past And Present' international classes at Pterodactylus University;

1 clone of:
Keith Moon (drummer with The Who)

TOTAL: $66 000
(actually $65 500 but I rounded up)
(Wired on confirmation)

Susan Kitchener
Home Minister(ess?)

can I clone myself?

if so money wired upon completion

All orders are confirmed.

(Typed by some random soldier to Roach-Busters Genetic Engineering Storefront)

Firstly General Lumbenberg would like to make it clear he wants chips installed in all of these creatures, which can easily make them explode if required, but only two remotes per creature and they are only to be delivered to General Lumbenberg himself whom will personally come to pay for this and pick it all up (half now and half in person) and of course will pay extra for the chips. He also requests two remotes which can explode them all if pressed and, also, must of course be delivered only to General Lumbenberg in person.

20 Custom People ($300,000):
(10) Einstein's IQ, Arnold Schwarzenegger's body, and Hitler's brain.
(10) Einstein's IQ, Arnold Schwarzenegger's body, and Napoleon's brain.
--I understand this may not be posible but we have heard of some nations being able to perform such acts.--

20 Custom Creatures ($200,000):
Body of Tyrannosaurus rex
Teeth of Deinonychus
Horns of Triceratops
Scales of Stegosaurus
Tail of Ankylosaurus
Wings of Pteranodon - must be made big enough to lift body up.

20 Famous People ($20,000):
1 of each
10: Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, Christopher Reeve (Before accident), Abraham Lincoln , Stephen Hawkings, Thomas Edison, Leonardo da Vinci, Alessandro Volta, Alexander Bell, and Benjamin Franklin.
10: Phillip I of France, Charlemagne, Barbarossa, Richard the Lion Heart, William of Normandy, Genghis Khan, Julius Caesar, Napoleon, John F. Reynolds, and Ulysses S. Grant

900 Custom People ($135,000,000):
If possible he wants people with steel alloy body (upper, middle, and lower), increased reflexes, and the mental capacity of a child. He wants 450 guys and 450 girls, they must be utterly handsome and/or beautiful but stupid while smart enough to remember missions, of course.

As a total this comes to:
$135,520,000
This of course does not count the remotes but we would like to know how much they will cost once thrown in.

Kittlian would also like to discuss renting one of your labs, for some personal experiments but promises not to clone any of the DNA you own, and privacy must be assured by your country and money can be presented up front if needed. We will give more information, if wanted, to the proper people via in person.

From the office of,
General G. Lumbenberg.

Confirmed.

Confirmed.

The money has been wired as previously agreed, however, General. Lumbenberg would like to know do the remotes cost more then the previously arranged $135,520,000? And he also has told me to ask about renting one of your labs out can we do this or not and for how much? Thank you for your time.

Signed,
Captain A. Sountz

To the office of Roach-Busters Genetic Engineering Storefront:

We are very interested in renting one of your labs so we are awaiting your answer and of course we are willing to pay for the usage.

Thank you,
Captain A. Sountz

(OOC)
Sorry if I seem impatient just want an answer.

The government of Lanceton would like to obtain one (1) costum creature-extinct.

The extinct animals chosen:
Saber-toothed tiger (Body/teeth)
Pteranodon (Wings)
Woolly Mammoth (Tusks)
$255,000.00
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We would also like to obtain one (1) hyper-intelligent Hummingbird. If the price is over the original $10,000.00 please notify us.

We believe this come to a grand total of $265,000.00?