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(OOC: Please state the name of the person/people who you would like to join. Thanks!)

Do "human rights" organizations give you a pain in the ass? Does the criticism of other nations regarding the condition of "human rights" in your nation annoy you? Are you just downright sick and tired of people expecting you to bend back-ass-wards to appease world opinion? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, the Who Gives a Damn About Human Rights Club is just the club for you! In this club, you will find, not criticism, but appraisal. Not condemnation, but commendation. We will not concern ourselves over the farce known as "human rights," but we will strongly emphasize the rights of our leaders to ignore "human rights." In fact, those who deliberately abuse "human rights" to rile the world will be given special treatment. This club will convene in the Presidential Palace. A bowling alley, a basketball court, a comedy club, over 40 restaurants, a baseball field, a football field, a soccer field, a tennis court, two swimming pools (one indoors, one outdoors) over half a mile wide and more than two miles long, a bar (serving over 14,000 alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks, along with ten pool tables and 40 dart boards), an arcade with over 1,000 video games, an 'entertainment room,' bigger than a school gymnasium (with at least two of every game console, 20 big-screen TVs, 400+ games for each console, a VCR/DVD player for each TV, and over sixteen very comfy couches, armchairs, etc.), a computer lab with over 900 of the fastest, most technologically-advanced computers, a movie theater with over forty screens, and a special "adults only" nightclub (which will not be described in detail). Interested? Sign up today! The fun and the laughs are guaranteed!

Club Members

Generalissimo J.L., First Lady Thiansiri Theveenugul, and J.L.'s Cabinet (Roach-Busters)
Emperor Helldawg (Doomingsland)
2nd Lieutenant Kyle Verian-Saiyoto (The Canadian Tundra)
President John Holtz and Shelby Holtz (Holy Paradise)
Emperor Antonius I and Lord Varus Tiberius Alexei (Generic empire)
President Jack Kordo II and Admrial Kevin Lotam (Kordo)
Karl von Esling and Kimiko Ayasugi (The Real ALM)
Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver and Col. John Leary (Nutropinia)
Secretary of State Dailey (The Zoogie People)
Emperor Hannibal VII (The Lightning Star)
Emperor Bhalk (Borman Empire)
Frag Scoofa (Malmotians)
Shah Khosru (The Parthians)
Lord Magnus Stra'coth (The Merchant Guilds)
Emperor Yang-chen II (Jordaxia)
President R.L. (Ruthless Slaughter)
Chairman A. Murdock (Shenyang)
Professor Michael Walter (Farmina)
King Falcon II (Falcania)
Coordinator Achilles Brown (Wirraway)
Minister of Death and Destruction Carlos T. Crichton (Sloatyourthrit)
Haggis the Almighty and Unstoppable Crazed Axe-Man of Doom and Eccentricness with a bit of Monkey brains (Camel Eaters)
Supreme Leader of Aborionata and Endast Mwabudike (Aborionata)
President Jimmy Carville (Lame Bums)
Alexi Kovalic (Comdidia)
Overlord Aquilak (Swimmingpool)

Official Response

The Emperor would like to join.

Official Response

The Emperor would like to join.

Excellent. His membership is, of course, approved.

The President's son, 2nd Lieutenant Kyle Verian-Saiyoto, would like to join this club, the president himself however, sadly has little time to participate in such a fine and fun filled establishment. Lt. Verian-Saiyoto goes by simply Verian, and would like to know when the club will be formally open for members to visit.

President Holtz would like to join.

The President's son, 2nd Lieutenant Kyle Verian-Saiyoto, would like to join this club, the president himself however, sadly has little time to participate in such a fine and fun filled establishment. Lt. Verian-Saiyoto goes by simply Verian, and would like to know when the club will be formally open for members to visit.

Membership approved.

(OOC: I'll post the RP thread for this momentarily.)

President Holtz would like to join.

Membership approved, of course.

(OOC: Here's the link to the party thread: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7969389#post7969389)

Emperor Antonius I and Lord Varus Tiberius Alexei would both be quite interested in joining.

Emperor Antonius I and Lord Varus Tiberius Alexei would both be quite interested in joining.

Their membership is of course approved.

President Jack Kordo II and Admrial Kevin Lotam humbly request entry into this fine club.

President Jack Kordo II and Admrial Kevin Lotam humbly request entry into this fine club.

Of course. Permission granted.

On behalf of myself and the Admiral I thank you.

Sincerely,

Jack

ooc: *coughIwouldbeinterestedinyouopiniononmynewthreadcough*

Can I Karl von Esling, join?

Can I Karl von Esling, join?

Sure!

Please, can Kimiko join, too?

Sure!

SECRET IC:

Sure, babe. For you, anything......

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

SECRET IC:

Sure, babe. For you, anything......

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

Moua: "Thanks, babe! Come on over to the party, and I'll "entertain" you in my room..."

Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver and his trusted body guard Col. John Leary would like to join.

OOC: Good to see you again. Sorry I haven't rped lately. I have been really busy.

Actually, we do in fact care about our citizens' rights, but if we fudge up the exact definition of the sentence 'who gives a damn about human rights?' and parse it in the right way...well, so long as I get to see Roach-Buster's tres-sexy first lady, I'm in.

Secretary of State Dailey

The Holy Islamic Carthaginian Emperor Hannibal VII would like to join this club.

All membership requests have been approved.

"I am disgusted that my name is not on this list."

-Emperor Bhalk

One of "my little playthings" has send me a memo about this club an although he was probably just trying to be a smartass about it I found it intriguing and therefore send my humble request to join this fine Club of leaders with equal thoughs about this nonsence that the people have any rights.

-Sincerly Frag Scoofa "dictator of Malmotia"

ps. rest assured that the plaything mentioned earlier had been reprimanded for his actions and his wife oh, I mean widow has become a fine concubine to me.

"I am disgusted that my name is not on this list."

-Emperor Bhalk

You didn't ask to join. ;)

You didn't ask to join. ;)

"Why I...."

*Waves fist*

"I would like to join or....or else..."

*Waves fist once more*

"Why I...."

*Waves fist*

"I would like to join or....or else..."

*Waves fist once more*

You're in.

You're in.

"Most excellent."

*Stops waving fist and puts gun away.*

His majesty Shah Khosru would like to join.

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OOC: It's soooooo true :D...This is just going to have the same members as the Evil Dictators Club.

IC:

Lord Magnus Stra'coth has expressed an interest in joining this organisation. As you should know we haven't had any human rights legislation ever in the history of the Shadows and the Guilds. Thus, while we have not technically 'abused' them, according to International Observers we are guilty of mass abuses... although this did cumilate in torture/execution of said observers by a Government Paramilitary Organisation. We feel this sufficent to show ourselves in the positive light required.

Regards,

The Shadows,

The Emperor of the Eternal Empire, Yang-chen II would like to have membership to this club. He even sent a small video of peasants being stampeded by wildebeast for his own amusement. they shouldn't have set their shanty town up in that area anyway, regardless of the fact that Wildebeast aren't native to Jordaxia.

The Nation of Kaptaingood does not condone the use of the word torture, the abuse of civil rights and the use of concentration camps except in the national interest and safety of the nation.

To that effect, the nation of Kaptaingood offers land and expertise on islands off the coast of Kaptaingood, for lease, for a fee, where nations may hold people for processing, conditional that they be classified as 'Illegal Combatants' or 'Terrorist'.

We can also offer our expertise in the chemical extraction of evidence from illegal combatants, softening techniques, interrogations techniques and specialties in the use of edged tools, blunt tools, electricity and powered equipment to process clients. We do not however ever condone the use of the word Torture.

we do not wish to join your organisation, however we are willing to facilitate the defence of your nation from organisations that may be considered by some to be terrorists by the definition of your government.

Conditions apply such as:

*the press will not be allowed near the islands.
*the IRC are not to attribute any blame for conditions in your establishment *which will be considered your home away from home, even if *Kaptaingoodians are involved for obersvation or research purposes only.
*the nation of Kaptaingood will not be asked to condone or comment on the research or processing conducted on our land.
*Any intelligence concerning the security of our homeland and dominians is to be communicated to the Nation as soon as received, or else your establishment will be evicted immediately.

We believe in freedom, and the rights of nations to defend themselves.

the Nation of Kaptaingood

President R.L. of the Dominion of Ruthless Slaughter abhores these money-grubbing half-witted @!#$$$%#@@$#! In other words, I'd like to join.

we at sephrioth are going to join

His majesty Shah Khosru would like to join.

His majesty is of course welcome to join.

Parthia, The Merchant Guilds, Jordaxia, and Ruthless Slaughter, your membership is approved.

we at sephrioth are going to join

Your membership is denied.

we are anti human rights hell we nuked a peacefull demo

Chairman A. Murdock of the Shenyang High council would like to join this illustrious club.

Let me just put it this way - I never thought I would have to condemn one of my strongest allies. Ever. What makes it worse is after I offered to help you rebuild your damaged civil rights record and create new policies for you and your people, you create this barbaric club.

I'll add that any other G-6 members that choose to join this club will be expelled from the alliance without question. Roach-Busters and Holy Paradise are skating on thin ice, for sure. I may also add Pacitalia's disdain for Nutropinia upon learning of their admission to the club. Though not surprised by many nations being in this club, I am most surprised by my three allies.Timothy Ell
Prime Minister of Pacitalia

Official Statement of Condemnation
Regarding the creation of the WGADACR Club

The Prime Minister must regretfully pass this statement of disdain and disbelief to his friends in Roach-Busters, and to a lesser extent, Holy Paradise and Nutropinia, upon learning of this club and its barbaric principles.

Chairman A. Murdock of the Shenyang High council would like to join this illustrious club.

Accepted.

Can only national leaders join or can other national figures join?

One of my nations top academics, Professor Michael Walter would like to join. Generic Empire will give him a glowing reference (on top of the previous $3bn US).

Can only national leaders join or can other national figures join?

One of my nations top academics, Professor Michael Walter would like to join. Generic Empire will give him a glowing reference (on top of the previous $3bn US).

The Empire requests that this man be granted membership. His research proves a beacon of hope in a world plagued by ignorance and the shroud of liberalism.

His Royal Majesty King Falcon II Defender of the Free, Sentinel of Falcania, Requests permission to join this society. OOC: Please note the amount of the governmental budget devoted to social and welfare. (See my homepage, my country.)

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Can only national leaders join or can other national figures join?

One of my nations top academics, Professor Michael Walter would like to join. Generic Empire will give him a glowing reference (on top of the previous $3bn US).

(OOC: No, it doesn't have to be a national leader)

Professor Walter has been accepted.

we are anti human rights hell we nuked a peacefull demo

Membership denied.

His Royal Majesty King Falcon II Defender of the Free, Sentinel of Falcania, Requests permission to join this society. OOC: Please note the amount of the governmental budget devoted to social and welfare. (See my homepage, my country.)

Approved.

The Iron Concordiat of Wirraway and Coordinator Achilles Brown respectfully applies for acceptance.

The Iron Concordiat of Wirraway respectfully applies for acceptance.

Your membership is approved. Which people/persons of Wirraway will be joining?

Your membership is approved. Which people/persons of Wirraway will be joining?

sry,Edited. look above RB.

sry,Edited. look above RB.

Mr. Brown's membership is approved.

The Rogue Nation of Sloatyourthrit would like to apply for membership.

The Rogue Nation of Sloatyourthrit would like to apply for membership.

Membership approved. Please name the individual(s) who will be joining.

Membership approved. Please name the individual(s) who will be joining.

Sadly the Emperor will not be attending this event, however he has dispatched Minister of Death and Destruction Carlos T. Crichton to represent Sloatyourthrit.

Sadly the Emperor will not be attending this event, however he has dispatched Minister of Death and Destruction Carlos T. Crichton to represent Sloatyourthrit.

We look forward to seeing Mr. Crichton there.

Emperor Hannibal:

Wheres the booze?

Emperor Hannibal:

Wheres the booze?

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7969389#post7969389

Haggis the Almighty and Unstoppable Crazed Axe-Man of Doom and Eccentricness with a bit of Monkey brains would like to join. He has proven himself as a true sociopath many times. Don't look at this head though. He's half dolphin.

The Supreme Leader of Aborionata finds it in his best interests not to reveal his true identity. He will, however, ask for membership on behalf of his chief advisor, and minister of individual control, Endast Mwabudike.

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Camel Eaters and Aborionada, approved.

This is President Jimmy Carville of Lame Bums requesting entry into this fine club.

This is President Jimmy Carville of Lame Bums requesting entry into this fine club.

Entry granted. Welcome to the club.

Alexi Kovalic of Comdidia would request entry into this club.

Make a region we can hang out in then.

Alexi Kovalic of Comdidia would request entry into this club.

Approved.

Bump?

Bump?

Sure, thanks!

Sure, thanks!

Your welcome, I think.

Your welcome, I think.

C'mon and join the party, man! ;)

C'mon and join the party, man! ;)

It's alot to read, but I don't have much to do, so give me the link.

It's alot to read, but I don't have much to do, so give me the link.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7969389#post7969389)

Here you go. Just RP Bhalk coming in, and we'll take it from there.

OOC: Bhalk, why would I...oh, you don't know about how Bhalk is going to...ummm...

*Runs away*

I would like to join your club of tyranny. My name is Overlord Aquilak.

I would like to join your club of tyranny. My name is Overlord Aquilak.

Your membership is approved. Welcome.

Bump for ya

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