DemonLordEnigma
17-01-2005, 22:24
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You get tired of hearing of Earth after Earth? You ever feel they are nothing but useless clutter? You ever want to blow them up, but feel frustrated because you can't? Well, we'll do it for you.
Using the brand-new Graviton Destroyer, which has a special cannon that can ignite planets and turn them into miniature stars (to be in detailed announcement of how it works), we can go around to these various Earths and blow them up, ending their useless existances by simply removing them. And considering most of them lack the technology to ignore us, they can't do a thing as the atmosphere quickly heats up enough to turn into plasma and they all die.
Now, as for how we get to these Earths: We cut a deal with Nergal, who is also annoyed by it. However, the deal consists of us only being allowed to blow up Earths.
Considering we have the technology and will to do it, why not take advantage of it? For a measly $5,000,000 USD, you can have us blow up the Earth of your choice. While we are admittedly charging far less than just the price of fuel for this project, we would enjoy destroying the Earths too much to charge more.
So, contact DemonLordEnigma with the money and Earth you want destroyed* and we will get on it immediately.
*The NS Earth is exempt of this.
~End Advertisement~
You get tired of hearing of Earth after Earth? You ever feel they are nothing but useless clutter? You ever want to blow them up, but feel frustrated because you can't? Well, we'll do it for you.
Using the brand-new Graviton Destroyer, which has a special cannon that can ignite planets and turn them into miniature stars (to be in detailed announcement of how it works), we can go around to these various Earths and blow them up, ending their useless existances by simply removing them. And considering most of them lack the technology to ignore us, they can't do a thing as the atmosphere quickly heats up enough to turn into plasma and they all die.
Now, as for how we get to these Earths: We cut a deal with Nergal, who is also annoyed by it. However, the deal consists of us only being allowed to blow up Earths.
Considering we have the technology and will to do it, why not take advantage of it? For a measly $5,000,000 USD, you can have us blow up the Earth of your choice. While we are admittedly charging far less than just the price of fuel for this project, we would enjoy destroying the Earths too much to charge more.
So, contact DemonLordEnigma with the money and Earth you want destroyed* and we will get on it immediately.
*The NS Earth is exempt of this.
~End Advertisement~