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16-01-2005, 22:59
((OOC: This is the IC counterpart to this thread: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=389439 ))
Captain Rob walked the deck of his majestic ship. It had once belonged to his father and Rob had since been using money gained by doing menial tasks to fix it up and hire a crew. It was currently fully staffed and fully gunned.
“Sir the storm is setting in, we should have gone to port a while ago.”
“Are we afraid of a little storm?”
“Well…uh…this is supposed to be a REALLY-”
“I said are we afraid of a little storm?”
“No.”
“Plus we’re in between multiple islands, if we really need to dock we put full speed and get there in a little while.”
“Yes sir.”
Suddenly a noise came from the crows nest, “There’s another ship.”
Rob ran to grab his telescope (Right word?) from his room and hastened back as another yell came. “PIRATES!”
He pulled it out and looked, sure enough it was pirates.
“Sir if we stay and fight the storm will get us.”
“I already told you. Now, get the guns ready full crews on cannons. Ready the boarders and anti boarders, bring up grapnels and boards.”
“Cannons ready!”
“Take aim! Hold steady! FIRE!”
The cannons were loaded with grapeshot and this ammo tore across the enemy deck ripping the crew to shreds. Return fire came as water splashed around Rob’s ship, and then it shook as a cannonball went through one side.
“Aim! Fire!”
Another salvo of Grapeshot further decimated the pirate crew. They expected an easy kill with what looked a lone merchant, but they were wrong.
As the pirates readied for a second round Rob’s cannons launched a round of Knippel shots into the Pirate ships sails. The mast creaked as it began to bend and several rigs holding sails collapsed onto the deck.
“Sir, the seas are getting rough. Rain is getting heavier and waves are getting bigger, we should just sink ‘em and forget boarding.”
“No, they pirates, they must have treasure.”
Rob’s ships sailed around and closer to the pirate ship while firing its cannons all along, half with Grapeshot, the other half with Knippel.
Finally the ships were coming side to side, the pirate ship was graced with a large hole where their line of cannons had once been.
“No mercy!”
Ropes flew across as others slid boards to the pirate ships. People swung in from ropes on the rigging as men ran across boards and others swung into the lower deck.
A quick battle with what crew were left and the holds belonged to Rob. Men ran off with whatever they could as the treasure was brought to Rob’s ship. Finally the pirate ship was released and it began to sink into the sea.
Men scurried about trying to gain shelter from the heavy rain that was now coming, and to hide what treasure they had taken.
“Sir, the storm is here.”
Suddenly the boat was slammed to one side as the aid was thrown off.
“Damn. All hands on deck! Lower the sails, make sure the anchor’s up, get repair supplies, get-”
“OH MY GOD!”
Rob turned around to see what his crewman was yelling about. There a wall of water was riding fast and hard towards the ship. Upon its crest were the remnants of the pirate ship, seemingly held together by some ghostly force. The wave dwarfed the ship several times over and seemed to be calling for them.
Rob stepped lightly back on his heels to see all of the monster wave. His hands instinctively grabbed his 4 shot pistol at his side and his saber. He heard screams and shouts as the wave descended upon them and engulfed the ship.
Rob slowly opened his eyes, but saw nothing. For a split second he was sure he was dead. He frantically dug his hands into the soft blackness, pushing himself up. As his face left its burrow in the warm sand, he realized that he was neither dead nor blind. He began to spit and hack in an attempt to clear the vast quantity of sand that had taken up residence in his mouth and nose.
As the air began to flow freely again through his lungs he sat back on his haunches and tried to make sense of where he was. He craned his neck, squinting in the glare. Soft wispy clouds floated through the blue Caribbean sky as palms danced in the breeze. He tried to remember how he had come to this place. The last thing he could see clearly was a great black wall coming towards him. Everything before and after that was dim.
He looked down at himself. His seaman’s pants and shirt were in tatters. His heavy coat was gone. He felt around his waist for the trusty four-shot, but found nothing. He looked to his right, and the glint of something metal sticking out of the sand caught his eye. He crawled over, and brushed the sand away to unearth the brass hilt of what had once been his fine saber. He held the hilt up, and examined it. The blade was now completely gone, undoubtedly broken away when it had washed up on the beach. His hand dropped to the sand, still grasping the hilt, and he let out a slight sigh before raising himself to his feet. He had all the time in the world, and he might as well use it to find out where the Hell he was.
Rob strode off down the beach, in search of some semblance of civilization. He walked for awhile, and was surprised to find that he felt neither frustrated nor disappointed with his predicament. In all actuality, he was quite relieved to be alive, and took the time to enjoy the light, airy Caribbean day. He noticed a good deal of coconuts lying along the edge of the tree line, and in turn realized that he was hungry. He wandered over and picked up one of the hairy brown fruits. He knelt in the cool shade of the trees, and set the coconut down, raising the broken hilt of his sword, which he had decided to hang onto. He brought the blunt instrument down on the head of the coconut and cracked it open. He raised the half shell to his lips, and drank the sweet juices.
After repeating this exercise a few more times, Rob stood, and stretched, feeling rather refreshed. He wandered on a few yards, watching the calm sky or staring out to sea. Suddenly, his feet caught on some large object and he went sprawling forward, into the sand. He heard a rough shout behind him, and sat up, rubbing his head. Turning around, he saw a man leaning up against a palm tree, an annoyed look on his face. Surprised, Rob crawled back a few feet, not sure of what to say.
“You could damn well watch where yer goin’ ‘stead’a trippin’ over a man when he’s tryin’ to take a bloody nap.”
Rob noticed several bottles scattered around the man. He reached for one that was propped up in the sand, still apparently half full. The man uncorked the bottle and raised it to his lips. He wiped his mouth and let out a satisfied ‘ah’. Rob, realizing that this man most likely had little intention of harming him, even if he had interrupted his nap, lost his apprehension and addressed him.
“Can you tell me where I am?”
the man turned his head and looked Rob up and down, as if noticing him for the first time.
“What now? You wanna know where you are? Well, Hell, you just blow in off the tide? I remember when people used to actually know where they were goin’ ‘fore they got there. Now people just get there and expect everyone to tell ‘em where they are. No sense of decency. Hell, you ain’t even introduced yerself yet.”
Rob, slightly amused and slightly perplexed by the straner’s attitude, did his best to remember his manners and introduced himself.
“Captain Robert Uhlman of The Crooked Bird, three weeks out of Port Knox Trinidad.”
“Port Knox. I been there. Good rum. Nice girls.”
The man raised the bottle again, finishing it off. He tossed it at his feet, where it stuck in the sand.
“Me name’s Tom. Pleasure to meet yeh.”
“A pleasure. Now would you mind telling me where I am?”
Tom stood, and brushed the sand off of himself. He was a young man of moderate height, with a scraggly brown mane of hair, and his face was covered in thick stubble. His entire appearance was equally shaggy. He wore a long, heavily patched coat that had at one point been a deep blue color, and a pair of equally tattered pants. A rusted cutlass hung at his waste, naked without a scabbard. A small scar ran across his lower cheek bone.
“You’re in Cuba, of course. Welcome to the other side of the Caribeen. You look like Hell, matey. I’ll buy you a drink.”
Tom began to walk off, and Rob got to his feet and followed. After a short time, the men crested a small dune, and below them was a small, sleepy port town.
“There yeh have ‘er. Port St. Michael. Proud to call ‘er me home for the past five days. Or was it eight? Or ten?”
Rob followed Tom down the dune into the streets of the town. Knowing his way like the back of his hand, Tom led Rob to a small tavern on the edge of the docks. The old wooden sign on the front of the place displayed the name “Prink’s Finest.” Tom opened the heavy wooden door and walked in, followed by his new companion. Rob looked around cautiously. The tavern was largely empty, save for a few unsavory looking seadogs and other miscreants scattered around the various tables, or lounging about in front of the open fire. Tom proceeded towards the back, and took a seat at one of the wooden tables. Rob did likewise. Suddenly, an angry looking young woman, a barmaid, appeared beside the table, and gave Tom the quintessential evil eye. Tom looked up at her, a look of slight apprehension on his face.
“Anne, how you been?”
Her expression did not soften. Then all Hell broke loose.
“You bastard! How dare you show your face in here! You promised me that you’d take me away from here! Said you’d take me with you to Tortuga, and Hispaniola! That was over a month ago!”
A quizzical expression appeared on Tom’s face and he began counting on his fingers, his eyes wandering towards the ceiling.
“Well, I suppose I’ve been here a little longer than five days.”
The woman paid little heed to his aside, and continued her rant.
“You’re all the same! You get what you want from me, and move on!”
“Now, now, Annie. I never said I wasn’t going to take you with me, I just haven’t seen fit to leave yet.”
“Ha! Haven’t seen fit to leave, my ass!”
“Well, it is a very nice a-“
“Shut up you pig! Truth is you couldn’t leave if you wanted to! You’ve got no boat! You’ve got no money!”
Rob was finding it impossible to contain his laughter, and so he quietly excused himself, and walked over to the bar, leaving the barmaid to berate his somewhat odd companion. Rob leaned up against the bar, and the barkeep approached from the other side.
“You’re a new face around here. You’re a seaman I s’pose?”
“I was a Captain.”
“Ah. Which ship?”
“The Crooked Bird.”
“Crooked bird? I ain’t seen her in the harbor.”
“She never docked.”
The bartended nodded in understanding.
“You got caught in that blow two nights ago.”
“Two nights ago?”
“Aye. Was quite a storm. You drifted a good ways, too. Happened about four miles off the coast. You look like you could use a drink.”
“I’m afraid I’ve not the means to pay.”
“Ah, don’t worry about it. First one’s always free for you shipwrecked bastards.”
Rob looked back at the table where Tom was sitting. The woman had apparently finished, and she turned up her nose and walked off in a huff. Tom shrugged. Rob turned back to the bartender and pointed at Tom.
“Can you tell me about that man?”
“You mean Black Jack Smith?”
“Black Jack? He said his name was Tom.”
“Aye. He was a smuggler. Black Jack’s a nickname most people know him by. Coined it hisself, he did.”
“A smuggler? How’d he get here?”
“Not really sure ‘a’ the circumstance, but apparently while he was sailin’ from Port Royal to Santiago his crew mutinied, and left the poor bastard adrift. Took his ship to go a piratin’. He washes up on an island a few miles from here, and builds hisself a raft from driftwood. Usin’ his shirt as a sail, he makes it here to old St. Michael. Poor son of a bitch was half dead when I found him lyin’ on the beach. Was singin’ somethin’ strange. But a few days of rest and some good rum put him right, and he’s been here for about a month. Keeps sayin’ he’ll get around to shippin’ out again, to get back at the bastards who took his ship, but never seems quite ready to get around to it. Tell you the truth, I wish he’d hurry up with it. He keeps drinkin’ all me rum and porkin’ all me barmaids. Poor old Annie’s half distraught now cuz ‘a’ him.”
Rob watched the man at the far end of the room, and took in the story. One thing was for sure, he had certainly fallen in with an interesting character, for better or worse. Rob finished his drink and thanked the barkeep before walking back towards the table and Tom.
“There y’are. I figured you’d run off to hide from that girl’s wrath. She’s a ferocious beast when she’s riled, I’ll tell you, but Hell if the sex isn’t worth it. Poor girl doesn’t believe I mean to take ‘er with me, but I’ll be damned if Tom ‘Black Jack’ Smith’ll be a liar.”
Tom picked up a mug, and finished its contents. Anne appeared beside the table again, an icy look on her face. Tom reached into one of his coat’s pockets in search of money. He removed his empty hand, and tried another pocket, then another.
“Er, hold on a bit, lemme just see he- Aha, there we- No, no, that’s not it, maybe, yes! Here! No, never mind. Now what’s this?”
Tom reached into an inner coat pocket and withdrew a crumpled brown piece of paper. He unfolded it, revealing the ink marks that formed an illustration of sorts. Upon closer examination, ii became evident that he was holding a map of some sort.
“Well I’ll be damned…”
Rob reached over and took the paper. He held it up to the light of the candle, examining it. Though the ink was smeared in certain places, and pieces had been ripped or worn away after God knows how long a period of captivity spent in Tom’s pocket, it was quite evident that this was indeed a map.
“I’ve been looking for that for ages. And to think it was right here in me pocket the whole time.”
Rob continued to stare at the map, his eyes scanning the strange illustrations, cryptic symbols, and mysterious labels. As his eyes fell on the bottom of the map, he discovered that there was more than the outline and illustrations. There a riddle was scrawled. Rob read the strange words and his eyes widened.
“My God, Tom. Have you got any idea what this is?”
“Well, I s’pose I figured it was some sort of map or something, but it’s not really going to do much good in paying for-“
“Damn right it’s a map!”
Rob’s heart leapt.
“This isn’t just a map, Tom. It’s a goddamn map!”
Tom’s brow furrowed and he eyed Rob with a perplexed look.
“You sure you didn’t get too much seawater up yer nose when ye floated in here?”
Rob ignored his comment, and continued to stare at the map. For a seemingly cryptic treasure map, it was actually rather easy to decipher. It was a series of simple landmarks, well known to any seaman, with the final destination marked with the traditional red ‘X’.
Tom grabbed the map and examined it himself. In turn his eyes widened. He had never really taken the time to examine the thing, and now it finally dawned on him what it was that had been floating around his coat pocket.
“Christ…”
The bartender had appeared beside the table now, as Anne had gestured to him to inform him that Tom hadn’t the means to pay…again.
“What’s that ye got there?”
Tom did his best to look casual as he leaned back. He folded the map and hid under the palm of his hand.
“Nothing at all. A dirty letter from an old girl in San Juan.”
“I don’t think it is.”
With surprising speed, the barkeep lunged out with his hand and snatched the map from under tom’s hand. He unfolded it and realized instantly what it was. A huge smirk crossed his lips.
“Well, well. Since you can’t seem to pay for your drink, I s’pose I’ll just have to take this instead-“
With his own lightning reflexes, Tom reached out and snatched the map back. He leapt out of his seat, knocking the chair to the ground. The bartender made to lunge forward and tackle the lithe ex-smuggler, but Tom drew the rusty cutlass from his belt and held it out menacingly. Rob stood up, surprised, and began to move backwards. Tom too began to move slowly towards the back door of the tavern, brandishing his cutlass. The others in the tavern were on their feet by now, and were slowly moving towards Tom and Rob, their hands on the hilts of their own swords.
“Well, Rob my friend, it seems that we’re going to have to be leaving before I can give you the full tour.”
“We? Why am I involved in this?”
“You see those gentlemen with the swords coming towards us?”
“Yes.”
“Well, they don’t really give a damn who that map belongs to, and once they get their hands on it, they’re going to kill everyone else in here, including you and each other, in order to make sure it’s really theirs. Follow?”
“I believe I do.”
“Now, Annie, darling. If you want to take me up on that trip to Tortuga, now’s as good a time as any.”
Anne smirked, and raised the bottle she had been concealing above the head of the bartender. With a crash she brought it down, and the man fell to the floor. Tom lowered his sword, and together with the barmaid and Rob, rushed out the back, pursued by a surprisingly quick mob of miscreants.
The three sprinted down the alley towards the docks. There was a single small dinghy tied to the pier, and Tom leapt in. Rob followed, and helped the young woman into the boat as the horde careened after them. Tom raised his cutlass and swung it, chopping the rope, and freeing the small boat. As the boat drifted away, Rob grabbed the oars and began rowing as fast as he could. Tom stood in the prow, and called to the group of angry seamen who had halted midway down the pier.
“Ha! I’ll see you apes try to catch me now!”
A shot ripped the air, and a pistol ball whizzed by his ear. Tom ducked.
“Well, Rob my friend, it seems we’re going to have to be leaving before I could give you the complete tour. Not to worry, though. There isn’t much to see.”
The dinghy pulled out into the harbor.
“Are we supposed to set out in this?”
“Of course not. We’re supposed to set out in that.”
Anchored some yards away was a small pinnace. The dinghy pulled up alongside, and Tom leapt onto a rope dangling from the side and climbed onto the deck. Anne did the same, followed cautiously by Rob. The two men raised the anchor of the empty vessel, and it broke free. Tom rushed for the helm, and turned the pinnace towards the open sea.
Rob walked up beside the helm.
“So where to?”
“Port Royal. We’ve got to get ourselves a proper crew if we’re to go off treasure hunting. There should be all sorts of unsavory characters there that would be up for just this sort of thing.”
Rob walked silently forward, and stared out at the open sea before him. Interesting company indeed.
Captain Rob walked the deck of his majestic ship. It had once belonged to his father and Rob had since been using money gained by doing menial tasks to fix it up and hire a crew. It was currently fully staffed and fully gunned.
“Sir the storm is setting in, we should have gone to port a while ago.”
“Are we afraid of a little storm?”
“Well…uh…this is supposed to be a REALLY-”
“I said are we afraid of a little storm?”
“No.”
“Plus we’re in between multiple islands, if we really need to dock we put full speed and get there in a little while.”
“Yes sir.”
Suddenly a noise came from the crows nest, “There’s another ship.”
Rob ran to grab his telescope (Right word?) from his room and hastened back as another yell came. “PIRATES!”
He pulled it out and looked, sure enough it was pirates.
“Sir if we stay and fight the storm will get us.”
“I already told you. Now, get the guns ready full crews on cannons. Ready the boarders and anti boarders, bring up grapnels and boards.”
“Cannons ready!”
“Take aim! Hold steady! FIRE!”
The cannons were loaded with grapeshot and this ammo tore across the enemy deck ripping the crew to shreds. Return fire came as water splashed around Rob’s ship, and then it shook as a cannonball went through one side.
“Aim! Fire!”
Another salvo of Grapeshot further decimated the pirate crew. They expected an easy kill with what looked a lone merchant, but they were wrong.
As the pirates readied for a second round Rob’s cannons launched a round of Knippel shots into the Pirate ships sails. The mast creaked as it began to bend and several rigs holding sails collapsed onto the deck.
“Sir, the seas are getting rough. Rain is getting heavier and waves are getting bigger, we should just sink ‘em and forget boarding.”
“No, they pirates, they must have treasure.”
Rob’s ships sailed around and closer to the pirate ship while firing its cannons all along, half with Grapeshot, the other half with Knippel.
Finally the ships were coming side to side, the pirate ship was graced with a large hole where their line of cannons had once been.
“No mercy!”
Ropes flew across as others slid boards to the pirate ships. People swung in from ropes on the rigging as men ran across boards and others swung into the lower deck.
A quick battle with what crew were left and the holds belonged to Rob. Men ran off with whatever they could as the treasure was brought to Rob’s ship. Finally the pirate ship was released and it began to sink into the sea.
Men scurried about trying to gain shelter from the heavy rain that was now coming, and to hide what treasure they had taken.
“Sir, the storm is here.”
Suddenly the boat was slammed to one side as the aid was thrown off.
“Damn. All hands on deck! Lower the sails, make sure the anchor’s up, get repair supplies, get-”
“OH MY GOD!”
Rob turned around to see what his crewman was yelling about. There a wall of water was riding fast and hard towards the ship. Upon its crest were the remnants of the pirate ship, seemingly held together by some ghostly force. The wave dwarfed the ship several times over and seemed to be calling for them.
Rob stepped lightly back on his heels to see all of the monster wave. His hands instinctively grabbed his 4 shot pistol at his side and his saber. He heard screams and shouts as the wave descended upon them and engulfed the ship.
Rob slowly opened his eyes, but saw nothing. For a split second he was sure he was dead. He frantically dug his hands into the soft blackness, pushing himself up. As his face left its burrow in the warm sand, he realized that he was neither dead nor blind. He began to spit and hack in an attempt to clear the vast quantity of sand that had taken up residence in his mouth and nose.
As the air began to flow freely again through his lungs he sat back on his haunches and tried to make sense of where he was. He craned his neck, squinting in the glare. Soft wispy clouds floated through the blue Caribbean sky as palms danced in the breeze. He tried to remember how he had come to this place. The last thing he could see clearly was a great black wall coming towards him. Everything before and after that was dim.
He looked down at himself. His seaman’s pants and shirt were in tatters. His heavy coat was gone. He felt around his waist for the trusty four-shot, but found nothing. He looked to his right, and the glint of something metal sticking out of the sand caught his eye. He crawled over, and brushed the sand away to unearth the brass hilt of what had once been his fine saber. He held the hilt up, and examined it. The blade was now completely gone, undoubtedly broken away when it had washed up on the beach. His hand dropped to the sand, still grasping the hilt, and he let out a slight sigh before raising himself to his feet. He had all the time in the world, and he might as well use it to find out where the Hell he was.
Rob strode off down the beach, in search of some semblance of civilization. He walked for awhile, and was surprised to find that he felt neither frustrated nor disappointed with his predicament. In all actuality, he was quite relieved to be alive, and took the time to enjoy the light, airy Caribbean day. He noticed a good deal of coconuts lying along the edge of the tree line, and in turn realized that he was hungry. He wandered over and picked up one of the hairy brown fruits. He knelt in the cool shade of the trees, and set the coconut down, raising the broken hilt of his sword, which he had decided to hang onto. He brought the blunt instrument down on the head of the coconut and cracked it open. He raised the half shell to his lips, and drank the sweet juices.
After repeating this exercise a few more times, Rob stood, and stretched, feeling rather refreshed. He wandered on a few yards, watching the calm sky or staring out to sea. Suddenly, his feet caught on some large object and he went sprawling forward, into the sand. He heard a rough shout behind him, and sat up, rubbing his head. Turning around, he saw a man leaning up against a palm tree, an annoyed look on his face. Surprised, Rob crawled back a few feet, not sure of what to say.
“You could damn well watch where yer goin’ ‘stead’a trippin’ over a man when he’s tryin’ to take a bloody nap.”
Rob noticed several bottles scattered around the man. He reached for one that was propped up in the sand, still apparently half full. The man uncorked the bottle and raised it to his lips. He wiped his mouth and let out a satisfied ‘ah’. Rob, realizing that this man most likely had little intention of harming him, even if he had interrupted his nap, lost his apprehension and addressed him.
“Can you tell me where I am?”
the man turned his head and looked Rob up and down, as if noticing him for the first time.
“What now? You wanna know where you are? Well, Hell, you just blow in off the tide? I remember when people used to actually know where they were goin’ ‘fore they got there. Now people just get there and expect everyone to tell ‘em where they are. No sense of decency. Hell, you ain’t even introduced yerself yet.”
Rob, slightly amused and slightly perplexed by the straner’s attitude, did his best to remember his manners and introduced himself.
“Captain Robert Uhlman of The Crooked Bird, three weeks out of Port Knox Trinidad.”
“Port Knox. I been there. Good rum. Nice girls.”
The man raised the bottle again, finishing it off. He tossed it at his feet, where it stuck in the sand.
“Me name’s Tom. Pleasure to meet yeh.”
“A pleasure. Now would you mind telling me where I am?”
Tom stood, and brushed the sand off of himself. He was a young man of moderate height, with a scraggly brown mane of hair, and his face was covered in thick stubble. His entire appearance was equally shaggy. He wore a long, heavily patched coat that had at one point been a deep blue color, and a pair of equally tattered pants. A rusted cutlass hung at his waste, naked without a scabbard. A small scar ran across his lower cheek bone.
“You’re in Cuba, of course. Welcome to the other side of the Caribeen. You look like Hell, matey. I’ll buy you a drink.”
Tom began to walk off, and Rob got to his feet and followed. After a short time, the men crested a small dune, and below them was a small, sleepy port town.
“There yeh have ‘er. Port St. Michael. Proud to call ‘er me home for the past five days. Or was it eight? Or ten?”
Rob followed Tom down the dune into the streets of the town. Knowing his way like the back of his hand, Tom led Rob to a small tavern on the edge of the docks. The old wooden sign on the front of the place displayed the name “Prink’s Finest.” Tom opened the heavy wooden door and walked in, followed by his new companion. Rob looked around cautiously. The tavern was largely empty, save for a few unsavory looking seadogs and other miscreants scattered around the various tables, or lounging about in front of the open fire. Tom proceeded towards the back, and took a seat at one of the wooden tables. Rob did likewise. Suddenly, an angry looking young woman, a barmaid, appeared beside the table, and gave Tom the quintessential evil eye. Tom looked up at her, a look of slight apprehension on his face.
“Anne, how you been?”
Her expression did not soften. Then all Hell broke loose.
“You bastard! How dare you show your face in here! You promised me that you’d take me away from here! Said you’d take me with you to Tortuga, and Hispaniola! That was over a month ago!”
A quizzical expression appeared on Tom’s face and he began counting on his fingers, his eyes wandering towards the ceiling.
“Well, I suppose I’ve been here a little longer than five days.”
The woman paid little heed to his aside, and continued her rant.
“You’re all the same! You get what you want from me, and move on!”
“Now, now, Annie. I never said I wasn’t going to take you with me, I just haven’t seen fit to leave yet.”
“Ha! Haven’t seen fit to leave, my ass!”
“Well, it is a very nice a-“
“Shut up you pig! Truth is you couldn’t leave if you wanted to! You’ve got no boat! You’ve got no money!”
Rob was finding it impossible to contain his laughter, and so he quietly excused himself, and walked over to the bar, leaving the barmaid to berate his somewhat odd companion. Rob leaned up against the bar, and the barkeep approached from the other side.
“You’re a new face around here. You’re a seaman I s’pose?”
“I was a Captain.”
“Ah. Which ship?”
“The Crooked Bird.”
“Crooked bird? I ain’t seen her in the harbor.”
“She never docked.”
The bartended nodded in understanding.
“You got caught in that blow two nights ago.”
“Two nights ago?”
“Aye. Was quite a storm. You drifted a good ways, too. Happened about four miles off the coast. You look like you could use a drink.”
“I’m afraid I’ve not the means to pay.”
“Ah, don’t worry about it. First one’s always free for you shipwrecked bastards.”
Rob looked back at the table where Tom was sitting. The woman had apparently finished, and she turned up her nose and walked off in a huff. Tom shrugged. Rob turned back to the bartender and pointed at Tom.
“Can you tell me about that man?”
“You mean Black Jack Smith?”
“Black Jack? He said his name was Tom.”
“Aye. He was a smuggler. Black Jack’s a nickname most people know him by. Coined it hisself, he did.”
“A smuggler? How’d he get here?”
“Not really sure ‘a’ the circumstance, but apparently while he was sailin’ from Port Royal to Santiago his crew mutinied, and left the poor bastard adrift. Took his ship to go a piratin’. He washes up on an island a few miles from here, and builds hisself a raft from driftwood. Usin’ his shirt as a sail, he makes it here to old St. Michael. Poor son of a bitch was half dead when I found him lyin’ on the beach. Was singin’ somethin’ strange. But a few days of rest and some good rum put him right, and he’s been here for about a month. Keeps sayin’ he’ll get around to shippin’ out again, to get back at the bastards who took his ship, but never seems quite ready to get around to it. Tell you the truth, I wish he’d hurry up with it. He keeps drinkin’ all me rum and porkin’ all me barmaids. Poor old Annie’s half distraught now cuz ‘a’ him.”
Rob watched the man at the far end of the room, and took in the story. One thing was for sure, he had certainly fallen in with an interesting character, for better or worse. Rob finished his drink and thanked the barkeep before walking back towards the table and Tom.
“There y’are. I figured you’d run off to hide from that girl’s wrath. She’s a ferocious beast when she’s riled, I’ll tell you, but Hell if the sex isn’t worth it. Poor girl doesn’t believe I mean to take ‘er with me, but I’ll be damned if Tom ‘Black Jack’ Smith’ll be a liar.”
Tom picked up a mug, and finished its contents. Anne appeared beside the table again, an icy look on her face. Tom reached into one of his coat’s pockets in search of money. He removed his empty hand, and tried another pocket, then another.
“Er, hold on a bit, lemme just see he- Aha, there we- No, no, that’s not it, maybe, yes! Here! No, never mind. Now what’s this?”
Tom reached into an inner coat pocket and withdrew a crumpled brown piece of paper. He unfolded it, revealing the ink marks that formed an illustration of sorts. Upon closer examination, ii became evident that he was holding a map of some sort.
“Well I’ll be damned…”
Rob reached over and took the paper. He held it up to the light of the candle, examining it. Though the ink was smeared in certain places, and pieces had been ripped or worn away after God knows how long a period of captivity spent in Tom’s pocket, it was quite evident that this was indeed a map.
“I’ve been looking for that for ages. And to think it was right here in me pocket the whole time.”
Rob continued to stare at the map, his eyes scanning the strange illustrations, cryptic symbols, and mysterious labels. As his eyes fell on the bottom of the map, he discovered that there was more than the outline and illustrations. There a riddle was scrawled. Rob read the strange words and his eyes widened.
“My God, Tom. Have you got any idea what this is?”
“Well, I s’pose I figured it was some sort of map or something, but it’s not really going to do much good in paying for-“
“Damn right it’s a map!”
Rob’s heart leapt.
“This isn’t just a map, Tom. It’s a goddamn map!”
Tom’s brow furrowed and he eyed Rob with a perplexed look.
“You sure you didn’t get too much seawater up yer nose when ye floated in here?”
Rob ignored his comment, and continued to stare at the map. For a seemingly cryptic treasure map, it was actually rather easy to decipher. It was a series of simple landmarks, well known to any seaman, with the final destination marked with the traditional red ‘X’.
Tom grabbed the map and examined it himself. In turn his eyes widened. He had never really taken the time to examine the thing, and now it finally dawned on him what it was that had been floating around his coat pocket.
“Christ…”
The bartender had appeared beside the table now, as Anne had gestured to him to inform him that Tom hadn’t the means to pay…again.
“What’s that ye got there?”
Tom did his best to look casual as he leaned back. He folded the map and hid under the palm of his hand.
“Nothing at all. A dirty letter from an old girl in San Juan.”
“I don’t think it is.”
With surprising speed, the barkeep lunged out with his hand and snatched the map from under tom’s hand. He unfolded it and realized instantly what it was. A huge smirk crossed his lips.
“Well, well. Since you can’t seem to pay for your drink, I s’pose I’ll just have to take this instead-“
With his own lightning reflexes, Tom reached out and snatched the map back. He leapt out of his seat, knocking the chair to the ground. The bartender made to lunge forward and tackle the lithe ex-smuggler, but Tom drew the rusty cutlass from his belt and held it out menacingly. Rob stood up, surprised, and began to move backwards. Tom too began to move slowly towards the back door of the tavern, brandishing his cutlass. The others in the tavern were on their feet by now, and were slowly moving towards Tom and Rob, their hands on the hilts of their own swords.
“Well, Rob my friend, it seems that we’re going to have to be leaving before I can give you the full tour.”
“We? Why am I involved in this?”
“You see those gentlemen with the swords coming towards us?”
“Yes.”
“Well, they don’t really give a damn who that map belongs to, and once they get their hands on it, they’re going to kill everyone else in here, including you and each other, in order to make sure it’s really theirs. Follow?”
“I believe I do.”
“Now, Annie, darling. If you want to take me up on that trip to Tortuga, now’s as good a time as any.”
Anne smirked, and raised the bottle she had been concealing above the head of the bartender. With a crash she brought it down, and the man fell to the floor. Tom lowered his sword, and together with the barmaid and Rob, rushed out the back, pursued by a surprisingly quick mob of miscreants.
The three sprinted down the alley towards the docks. There was a single small dinghy tied to the pier, and Tom leapt in. Rob followed, and helped the young woman into the boat as the horde careened after them. Tom raised his cutlass and swung it, chopping the rope, and freeing the small boat. As the boat drifted away, Rob grabbed the oars and began rowing as fast as he could. Tom stood in the prow, and called to the group of angry seamen who had halted midway down the pier.
“Ha! I’ll see you apes try to catch me now!”
A shot ripped the air, and a pistol ball whizzed by his ear. Tom ducked.
“Well, Rob my friend, it seems we’re going to have to be leaving before I could give you the complete tour. Not to worry, though. There isn’t much to see.”
The dinghy pulled out into the harbor.
“Are we supposed to set out in this?”
“Of course not. We’re supposed to set out in that.”
Anchored some yards away was a small pinnace. The dinghy pulled up alongside, and Tom leapt onto a rope dangling from the side and climbed onto the deck. Anne did the same, followed cautiously by Rob. The two men raised the anchor of the empty vessel, and it broke free. Tom rushed for the helm, and turned the pinnace towards the open sea.
Rob walked up beside the helm.
“So where to?”
“Port Royal. We’ve got to get ourselves a proper crew if we’re to go off treasure hunting. There should be all sorts of unsavory characters there that would be up for just this sort of thing.”
Rob walked silently forward, and stared out at the open sea before him. Interesting company indeed.