ArmsDiscounters Bonstock package storefront back! Built a military in one easy stop! - Page 2
Micromechatechnology
28-06-2005, 20:14
Micromechatechnology: Your order is confirmed. Thanks for shopping ArmsDiscounters Bonstock.
Money wired. Money will be automatically wired every NS year, for the next 14 NS years.
Bonstock
30-06-2005, 04:28
SI: Your order is confirmed. That would be 6 billion USD. Thank you for your purchase.
Bonstock
30-06-2005, 04:40
By the way, we've replaced the old Fighter/Bomber Wing package with a new one. We call it the "Mini Air Force" package. It is far more improved then the old one, with truly every aircraft you need for war.
Mini Air Force
Our old Fighter/Bomber wing did not live up to the high standards of the Bonstocknian Armed Forces, so we designed this package to be of use to both Bonstock and its allies. Everything you need for air superiority is here, from fighters and bombers to airlifter/tankers, AWACS planes, and special operations choppers.
Contents
1 Fighter Wing
1 Airlift Wing
1 Bomber Squadron
1 Air Control Squadron
1 Special Operations Squadron
72 F-16 (54 F16A, 18 F-16B Trainers)
36 KC-130
6 B-52
3 E-3 AWACS
3 MH-60
Total Personnel: 10,000 (400 Pilots, 9600 Ground personnel)
Price: 2 billion USD
Bonstock
30-06-2005, 05:01
last bump for the night...
Halberdgardia
30-06-2005, 18:53
[Encrypted Transmission to Bonstock]
To: Pierre de Burgoise, CEO of ArmsDiscounters Bonstock; FYEO (For Your Eyes Only)
Re: Weapons Deal
Greetings again, Monsieur de Burgoise. As you no doubt guessed, we are again here for an...under-the-table weapons deal. And just like last time, it is a rebel group that the weapons are going to. We were most grateful for your assistance in providing the Monitgnac rebels with arms, and we are pleased to be able to tell you that the rebel movement is near victory in bringing democracy and stability to the country. Your contribution to their cause will not be forgotten, Monsieur de Burgoise.
Now, for business. We would like to purchase two Guerrilla Army Packages, totaling $20 million, which is to be delivered to the FNLA rebel group in Angola (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=429024&page=1&pp=15). Just as last time, our support for them is covert, and so we would appreciate it if you again endeavor to ensure that there is nothing to connect us to the shipment. We will wire the $20 million upon confirmation of the receipt of the weapons by the rebels, and look forward to doing business with you again.
[End Encrypted Transmission]
Manhattan Prime
30-06-2005, 19:10
OOC: Like the sound of that air force, might have to have one of those.
IC:
To complement our existing airforce, Manhattan Prime would like to purchase a Mini airforce package, for $2 Billion.
Bonstock
30-06-2005, 21:42
[Encrypted Transmission to Bonstock]
To: Pierre de Burgoise, CEO of ArmsDiscounters Bonstock; FYEO (For Your Eyes Only)
Re: Weapons Deal
Greetings again, Monsieur de Burgoise. As you no doubt guessed, we are again here for an...under-the-table weapons deal. And just like last time, it is a rebel group that the weapons are going to. We were most grateful for your assistance in providing the Monitgnac rebels with arms, and we are pleased to be able to tell you that the rebel movement is near victory in bringing democracy and stability to the country. Your contribution to their cause will not be forgotten, Monsieur de Burgoise.
Now, for business. We would like to purchase two Guerrilla Army Packages, totaling $20 million, which is to be delivered to the FNLA rebel group in Angola (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=429024&page=1&pp=15). Just as last time, our support for them is covert, and so we would appreciate it if you again endeavor to ensure that there is nothing to connect us to the shipment. We will wire the $20 million upon confirmation of the receipt of the weapons by the rebels, and look forward to doing business with you again.
[End Encrypted Transmission]
MP, your order is confirmed. Thanks for shopping ArmsDiscounters Bonstock.
Halberdgardia: We agree to provide arms to the Angolan rebels, provided you agree to one condition, which the High Command of the Federal Republic Armed Forces put before us: your country must not, in any way, shape, or form, provide support for the rebel groups in Guadalombia. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=426593&page=1&pp=15) It is in our interest that their government remain in power. If you do not agree to that condition, your order will be denied, by direct orders of the Bonstocknian Senate and the President of the Federal Republic.
Halberdgardia
30-06-2005, 21:50
MP, your order is confirmed. Thanks for shopping ArmsDiscounters Bonstock.
Halberdgardia: We agree to provide arms to the Angolan rebels, provided you agree to one condition, which the High Command of the Federal Republic Armed Forces put before us: your country must not, in any way, shape, or form, provide support for the rebel groups in Guadalombia. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=426593&page=1&pp=15) It is in our interest that their government remain in power. If you do not agree to that condition, your order will be denied, by direct orders of the Bonstocknian Senate and the President of the Federal Republic.
Encrypted Reply
The HCIA has been monitoring the situation in Guadalombia for some time now, and while we dislike the Calvo regime, we hardly see the Guadalombian rebels as being any better. Therefore, we can assure you that they will not receive our support. Coincidentally, why is it in your interest that Calvo remain in power? Are your two nations allied?
End Encrypted Reply
OOC: Just a friendly question to you, though: if I was going to support the rebels, do you think I'd really be so stupid as to order weapons for them through you? ;)
Bonstock
01-07-2005, 02:20
Encrypted Reply
The HCIA has been monitoring the situation in Guadalombia for some time now, and while we dislike the Calvo regime, we hardly see the Guadalombian rebels as being any better. Therefore, we can assure you that they will not receive our support. Coincidentally, why is it in your interest that Calvo remain in power? Are your two nations allied?
End Encrypted Reply
OOC: Just a friendly question to you, though: if I was going to support the rebels, do you think I'd really be so stupid as to order weapons for them through you? ;)
We would be glad to supply you the weapons. Thanks for shopping. We will make sure the delivery is not told to anyone. As for why we are allied with the Calvo regime, it is partly because we're oppossed to the rebel communists, and partly because we want to reform his regime afterwards.
ooc: No, I don't think you would. But I saw you about to order those mercenaries to do it for you. I was planning on bribing them to tell me you sent them after I destroyed their fleet with my two new Superdreadnoughts, and then beating you into a pulp. Now I can save my energy for Guadalombian rebels, who now have the support of no one.
The Candrian Empire
01-07-2005, 02:25
The CMF High Command wishes to order one (1) Mini Air-Force package, to provide the basis of our AirForce and become said AirForce's primary wing.
2 billion will be wired upon reception of the package. Please convert the craft to run on methyl ethyl esters, as per Candrian law.
Zactarn Prime
01-07-2005, 03:41
If you like what you see hear you will love what you see at the Zactarn Prime Miltary Storefront thread
Bonstock
01-07-2005, 18:13
The CMF High Command wishes to order one (1) Mini Air-Force package, to provide the basis of our AirForce and become said AirForce's primary wing.
2 billion will be wired upon reception of the package. Please convert the craft to run on methyl ethyl esters, as per Candrian law.
Your order is confirmed. We will see what we can do about methyl ethyl esters... it may cost you extra.
Bonstock
01-07-2005, 18:14
If you like what you see hear you will love what you see at the Zactarn Prime Miltary Storefront thread
ZP: We do not tolerate spamming on our storefront. This is not the place to advertise. One more offense and there will be a severance of diplomatic relations between our two countries.
*Official Message From the Government of Tichang*
Our military is in a remarkably sad state, and our production facilities cannot withstand the strain required to create the required hardware ourselves. Thus, we would like to order the following:
4xField Command packages
24xGround Base
40x Air base
24xNaval base
This will total $352,000,000,000 USD
Payment will be in gold bars. Payment will be transferred upon confirmation.
Leafanistan
01-07-2005, 19:55
Head of Procurement
Hello, I am back again. Our artillery is being moved elsewhere, and our forays into the Green System have left holes in our ability to project our artillery cover. We require from you 2 of your Motorized Division Packages with Russian equipment. However we require one condition. Our military uses the AK-104 chambered for the 7.62 mm round, can you manufacture the packages with the AK-104 instead? We will pay up to 2 million USD extra to cover equipment alterations.
Wired 150 million USD, rest will be wired upon confirmation of the equipment.
Goldenys minister of defence and millitary secretary would like to purchase Guerillia Army Package as we have very few armaments.
Signed John Harringston,Minister of Defence and Milliitary
Halberdgardia
01-07-2005, 20:45
OOC: Bonstock, were you going to RP the delivery of the weapons we purchased for the Angolan rebels like you did in the Monitgnac thread, or is it up to me to RP that?
If you are, the Angola thread is here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=429024&page=1&pp=15
Bonstock
02-07-2005, 01:38
Leafestan: your order comes to a total of 6 billion 4 million USD. We will give you the specified arms.
Goldeny: Your order comes to 12 million USD. Thanks for your purchase.
Tichang: Your order is confirmed. Thanks for shopping, and thanks for doing your math and giving us the price, which the others forgot to do, and thus both were penalized with an extra 2 million USD each.
DO YOUR MATH, PEOPLE! I AM NOT A CALCULATOR!
Halberdgardia, your order has been delivered. Thanks for shopping.
Bonstock
02-07-2005, 02:57
bump
Bonstock
02-07-2005, 14:53
bump
Bonstock
03-07-2005, 02:44
bump
Bonstock
03-07-2005, 20:25
slow business...
StJohnHospitaller
03-07-2005, 21:00
The Knights of StJohnHospitaller will purchase the Following:
3 Mech Infantry Divisions - 9 Billlion
6 Motorized Infantry Divisions - 0.9 Billion
2 Mini Fighter/Bomber Wings - 4 Billion
2 Marine Expeditionary Force - 8 Billion
1 Carrier Group - 12 Billion
2 Air Bases - 2 Billion
10 Ground Bases - 10 Billion
2 Naval Bases - 4 Billion
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49.9 Billion USD
To be wired upon confirmation of order
Bonstock
04-07-2005, 00:15
StJohnHospitaller: Your country's order is confirmed. Thank you for your purchase.
Bonstock
04-07-2005, 00:42
NEW!!! Airborne/Light Division Package: 2 billion USD.
Can be given mountain equipment if desired...
Bonstock
04-07-2005, 03:09
bump!
Bonstock
04-07-2005, 04:23
bump
Bonstock
04-07-2005, 05:00
one last bump for the night
Soviet Canadians
04-07-2005, 05:30
Comrade General Kris Campbell of the USSSC would like to purchase
20 Guerrilla Army Package = $200 Million (also could you add in a couple hundred SVD sniper rifles? Willing to pay upwards of 3 million for them.)
2 Motorized Division Package = $300 Million (Soviet BDU`s and Weapons, could 5000 of the AK-74`s be changed to the smaller AKS-74? Will add 2 million for these)
1 Mini Air Force = $2 Billion (Due to the struggling economy of The USSSC can this be paid over a amount of NS years?)
Total = $505 Million USD to be paid upon confrimation of order.
$ 2 Billion USD to be wired automatically over a number of years.
Derekoria
04-07-2005, 08:39
The Armed Republic of Derekoria would like to purchase the following items:
1 Mechanized Infantry Division Package (with Russian equipment) $3 billion
1 Guerrilla Army Package $10 million
1 Mini Air Force $2 billion
Total price: $5 00 010 000 000 USD
Ur-Al-Ded
04-07-2005, 10:05
The Secret Funded Terrorist Organisation of Ur-Al-Ded would like to buy the following ASAP please:
1. 1 Guerrilla Army Package=10 million USD.
Bonstock
04-07-2005, 17:50
All orders are hereby confirmed. Soviet Canadians, you may pay 2 billion back over ten years at 1% interest.
Manhattan Prime
04-07-2005, 21:05
Can we assume our mini airforce is ready by now? It usually takes around 3 RL days right?
Thanks again, will probably check out that new light division in a little while.
Soviet Canadians
05-07-2005, 03:49
Money is enroute.
I'm bored, and Want to kill something.
The Field Command package, please. I need an army, and sixty billion seems pretty cheep.
Money shall be sent at once.
Bonstock
05-07-2005, 16:51
I'm bored, and Want to kill something.
The Field Command package, please. I need an army, and sixty billion seems pretty cheep.
Money shall be sent at once.
Ravea: You may have your package. We hope your country isn't too bored.
Bonstock
05-07-2005, 17:52
bump
Bonstock
05-07-2005, 18:54
bump
Bonstock
05-07-2005, 22:28
'nother bump
Grand master Mark
05-07-2005, 23:23
After nearly a year off inactivity and high taxes and due to our great wealth as a countyr and our plentiful natural resources, The nation of GMM would like to purchase the following....
2x field Command
15x Naval base
18x Airbase
20x Groundbase
3x Airbourne/LID
A very large order but i hope you can handle it and more bussines will come your way!
I would also request that a receipt be sent to Markelecguitar@aol.com
In this, if possible, could you please put the names of not the packages but the items in the package and quantity.
Total= 194 Billion
Money wired as soon as you can confirm order
Also can I expect a discount for such a big order?
Yours Graciously,
Presiden Hanchel
Bonstock
06-07-2005, 03:18
After nearly a year off inactivity and high taxes and due to our great wealth as a countyr and our plentiful natural resources, The nation of GMM would like to purchase the following....
2x field Command
15x Naval base
18x Airbase
20x Groundbase
3x Airbourne/LID
A very large order but i hope you can handle it and more bussines will come your way!
I would also request that a receipt be sent to Markelecguitar@aol.com
In this, if possible, could you please put the names of not the packages but the items in the package and quantity.
Total= 194 Billion
Money wired as soon as you can confirm order
Also can I expect a discount for such a big order?
Yours Graciously,
Presiden Hanchel
GMM: Your order is confirmed. By the time this message reaches the proper authorities, your order should have arrived. As for discounts, you already have recieved a plentiful discount. Buying packages from ArmsDiscounter's Bonstock saves you a lot of money already.
Bonstock
07-07-2005, 14:15
bump
Bonstock
07-07-2005, 20:40
bump
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Spartaberg
07-07-2005, 21:02
The Confederacy of Spartaberg would like to buy
5x Carrier battlegroups =60 billion
5x Marine Expeditionary Force =20 billion
5x Naval bases =20 billion
The total is 100 billion dollars which you will recieve when the order is delivered.
Bonstock
07-07-2005, 21:15
The Confederacy of Spartaberg would like to buy
5x Carrier battlegroups =60 billion
5x Marine Expeditionary Force =20 billion
5x Naval bases =20 billion
The total is 100 billion dollars which you will recieve when the order is delivered.
Spartaburg, your order is confirmed. Thank you for shopping ArmsDiscounters Bonstock.
Bonstock
08-07-2005, 03:35
bump
StJohnHospitaller
08-07-2005, 04:59
We wish to purchase:
3 Airborne Divisions - 6 Billion
1 Carrier Group - 12 Billion
1 Guerilla Army Package - .01 Billion
(For Training Purposes)
3 Ground bases - 3 Billion
1 Naval Base - 1 billion
________________________
22.01 Billion USD
Wired upon confirmation of order
Also, could I get the Airborne's standard rifle as a M4, standard Light machine gun as a M249 SAW, and the rifle w/ grenade as a M16A2 w/ 203? This is to ensure commonality with the other rifles we already own.
Bonstock
08-07-2005, 20:41
SJH: Your order is confirmed. We will modify the small arms as requested.
Bonstock
08-07-2005, 22:36
bump
Bonstock
09-07-2005, 03:41
bump
Roman Republic
09-07-2005, 03:46
Bonstock, Is their anyway you can make me a Coast Guard package?? I seriously need a Coast Guard to contol illegal activites in my waters.
Bonstock
09-07-2005, 17:12
Bonstock, Is their anyway you can make me a Coast Guard package?? I seriously need a Coast Guard to contol illegal activites in my waters.
Coast guard package? I'll see what I can do...
Leafanistan
09-07-2005, 18:22
Coast guard package? I'll see what I can do...
I would think it would include many frigates, corvettes, and smaller patrol boats. Then a few destroyers here and there.
Anywho, drop me a line when you get this, I could find it useful.
Thanks to Bonstock I'm now a successful military power and selling guns just like they are, I credit you with the design of my storefront.
Bonstock, I was going through and calculating the total size of my military, and I need to know how many soldiers are required for a Marine Expeditionary Unit. If you could TG me with that number, that would be great.
Roman Republic
09-07-2005, 20:19
The newly formed Roman Coast Guard would like to purchase:
8 Coast Guard Helicopter/Patrol Boat Squadron
Total of: $800 million USD
Leafanistan
10-07-2005, 00:26
We'll take 100 of these Coast Guard packages, can you ship to off-world systems?
Wired $10 billion US.
Kethorgon
10-07-2005, 03:48
The Commonwealth of Kethorgon wishs to buy
2 Guerrilla Army Packages, one Ground Base and 2 Motorized Division Package
Wired 1.5 Billion dollars
The Hoth system
10-07-2005, 04:19
Hoth Manufacturing
The Hoth system Military Headquarters
Administration Building, Apex, the Hoth system
The Hoth Manufacturing Corporation would like to purchase 10 Field Command packages. As of the present, we have absolutely no standing army for our industrial province, the Hoth system, and would like to obtain a multi-branch military in a single purchase. However, since I will be supplying armor and uniforms for all troops to man the military, I would like to inquire as to the possibility of the removal of the Carrier Battlegroups' uniforms, and how much that would shave off the base price.
-Darryl Galvax, CEO, the Hoth Manufacturing Corporation
Kethorgon
10-07-2005, 13:13
The Commonwealth of Kethorgon now want all these packages, all other purchases will be canceled
2 Mini Air Force, 1 Carrier Battlegroup,1 Marine Expeditionary Force, 1 Air and Naval base, 2 Guerrilla Army Packages and Motorized Division Package
23,320,000,000 has been wired
Bonstock
10-07-2005, 21:19
All orders are confirmed. Tichang, a Bonstocknian Marine Expeditionary Force has 50,000 personnel in it. The personnel requirements of my divisions are usually stated in how many uniforms are included, though through some error we may have not included that information in our storefront. Unless you mean a Marine Expeditionary Unit, which has about 2,000 personnel, but is not sold at this storefront (although we could make it if you want it). Leafanistan, we can ship to offworld locations, but the process might take some time, and you'd have to be very quiet about it. If you could pick them up from us with your own ships it would speed your delivery by a lot. Hoth, the uniforms not being included doesn't do much for the price. They're more like extra add-ons. But we'll give you a 5% discount instead. Thank you all for your purchases, and please come again!
Pierre de Burgoise
Chairman and CEO, ArmsDiscounters Bonstock
The Hoth system
10-07-2005, 21:28
The Hoth Manufacturing corporation thanks you for confirming the order and hopes our two companies can again do business in the future.
OOC: Bonstock, thanks for the info.
IC: The Democratic Republic of Tichang would like to purchase the following:
10 Coast Gaurd Packages
2 Airborne Units
5 billion dollars will be wired on confirmation
Bonstock
10-07-2005, 22:59
Tichang, your order is confirmed. Thank you for your purchase.
OOC: Bonstock, could you put together a naval package around a SD or just a large battleship? I don't really know enough about warships to design my own, and I'm too lazy to put together a set of escort ships anyway.
Leafanistan
12-07-2005, 01:40
Leafanistan, we can ship to offworld locations, but the process might take some time, and you'd have to be very quiet about it. If you could pick them up from us with your own ships it would speed your delivery by a lot.
Pierre de Burgoise
Chairman and CEO, ArmsDiscounters Bonstock
If you can meet up in Earth Orbit, we'll load them onto our ships, just one of the packages.
Bonstock
12-07-2005, 02:15
We will deliver them to Earth orbit as you wish, though the process again will take a while, as we do not have that many space rescources.
Tichang: The Federal Republic does not build Superdreadnoughts, though we did buy two from the Macabees. We will try to do something with a battleship, perhaps of the Iowa class if you wish. We'll see what we can do.
Leafanistan
12-07-2005, 18:35
Bonstock thank you. As for a suggestion, our storefront contains a similar battleship, perhaps you could use that as a model for a modern battleship. And for a package perhaps you could use our fleet construction as a model our current configuration is 2 battleships, many destroyers, frigates, support vessels (depending on effectiveness of current vessels at the time), 5 Guided missile cruisers, and 2 escort carriers.
Bonstock
12-07-2005, 18:50
Bonstock thank you. As for a suggestion, our storefront contains a similar battleship, perhaps you could use that as a model for a modern battleship. And for a package perhaps you could use our fleet construction as a model our current configuration is 2 battleships, many destroyers, frigates, support vessels (depending on effectiveness of current vessels at the time), 5 Guided missile cruisers, and 2 escort carriers.
We will observe your storefront and see what we can come up with. Thank you for your help.
Leafanistan
12-07-2005, 19:55
We will observe your storefront and see what we can come up with. Thank you for your help.
You are my hero.
Bonstock
13-07-2005, 17:24
bumping...
Bonstock
13-07-2005, 17:29
NEW!!! Surface Action Group: 10 billion USD
Leafanistan
13-07-2005, 17:30
We need 4 Surface Action groups as fast as possible.
40 billion USD wired
Bonstock
13-07-2005, 17:48
We need 4 Surface Action groups as fast as possible.
40 billion USD wired
Leafanistan your order is confirmed. Thank you for your purchase.
Bonstock
14-07-2005, 02:12
bump
The Hoth system
16-07-2005, 01:08
(OOC: I have a question, Bonstock- the Field Command packages you sold me include a number of 'Fighter Wings', but I can't find where the contents of those are listed- what exactly is included in a fighter wing?)
Joseph Seal
16-07-2005, 02:13
Greetings to you. We would like to buy the following, all in Russian equipment if possible:
30x Carrier Battlegroups (Total: 360 Billion)
30x Surface Action Groups (Total: 300 Billion)
30x Mini Airforces (Total: 60 billion)
30x Mechanized Infantry Divisions (Total: 90 Billion)
Total: 810 Billion
The money will be wired to you upon confirmation of the order. Thank you.
-Arfus Sealous: Emperor of Joseph Seal
The chosen gentiles
16-07-2005, 03:11
how do i buy one of these??? Guerrilla Army Package
Down in the dirt? Can't afford anything else? Enemy army occupying your homeland? Have will for jihad, but no means? Have no fear, we have your answer. Note: Do not use this all at once. You will be slaughtered. Use small units to harass a superior enemy, and engage in a war of attrition. Hide in the hills. When the enemy advances, retreat. When they camp, harass. When they tire, attack. When they retreat, pursue.
Contents:
12,000 AK-47s
1500 RPG-7Vs
1500 RPD machine guns
300 80mm mortars
Price: 10 million USD
Bonstock
16-07-2005, 03:43
The Hoth System: The Fighter Wings mentioned were redone and are reflagged as the "Mini Air Force." We apologize for not mentioning so, and will update that soon.
Joseph Seal: Your order is confirmed. Thank you for your purchase.
TCG: We will give you the packages for 10 million US dollars. We're sure your nation can afford it.
ooc: it's roleplayed. There's no button to press or anything, just say you ordered it and say you wired the money, and I'll give it to you, by that meaning I just say I give it to you and if you say, go off to a war or something, you can say you have it and use it to fight. The stickys explain the whole thing a lot better. Don't worry, I was confused long ago as well.
The Hoth system
16-07-2005, 18:08
OOC: Ah, I see, thank you.
Bonstock
18-07-2005, 03:38
bump
After reviewing the naval power availible to us, Tichang has decided to purchase the following
15xSurface Action Groups
15xNaval Base
The total cost will be $180 billion USD. Money wired on confirmation.
Greetings,
The Royal army of Unified Zanziik wishes to further it's aims by purchasing 10 Field Command packages from you. This comes to a grand total of $600,000,000,000 ($600 billion). We believe that everything will be in order as our defense budget out paces this number by an extreme. Money will be wired upon confirmation of the order.
John Rake, Minister of Defense
Noferda Rictor, Minister of Finance and Spending
Uss Thirr, Minister of Foreign Relations
Mike, Supreme Overlord
Bonstock
21-07-2005, 03:19
Tichang and Zanziik: Your orders are confirmed. Thanks for shopping ArmsDiscounters Bonstock.
Bonstock
21-07-2005, 21:57
bump
Bonstock
22-07-2005, 01:16
The following phone conversation was recorded 7.20.05.@ 0513 hrs. from the Office of DFCS Coordinator General Joachim Sandoval:
JS: Due to a recent increase in our income tax dedicated entirely to bolstering our armed forces we have $12 Billion CASH ON HAND and we EXPECT A CASH DISCOUNT. But since the Defense Forces of the Confederacy of Southaustin (pop. 74 Million-5% in military) are primarily built around "The Roach Motel" model (they can get in but they won't get out) to begin with we don't need a whole lot in the way of mech infantry and armor.
"So, sir," a female telephone operator responds, "What exactly do you wish to purchase?"
JS: We're definitely going to order 20x-Guerilla Army Packages Can we get a bulk discount? What can you do along those lines for SAM's and artillery?
Can't have enough of that stuff where we are. Fuckin anarchists. Am I right or what? We're gonna teach'em what a goddamn sovereign border is, count on that.
"Sir, we do not offer random bulk discounts, especially for such small orders. But we assure you our packages are far cheaper then buying one piece at a time."
JS: We are lacking an Air Force but we only need to be able to keep airspace superiority - no bomber squads and such. Since the Confederacy has 4 States we need 4 air wings w/ training - flight and maintenance- & parts. They act like a bunch or kids-one has something they all have to have one whether they'll use it or not. We'll get the pilots and mechanics ourselves.
"Sir, as yet our company does not sell that, but we can arrange a deal to sell you a few squadrons of fighters. What aircraft do you want in particular?"
JS: We'd like to have 300 Apaches w/ training - flight and maintenance - & parts. We'll get pilots and mechanics ourselves.
"All right. That would be approximately eight billion US dollars."
JS: Can you let me know if I'm leaving anything out? Do you have anything in the way of pre-fab Command and Control Centers?
"We are willing to send technicians to your country to construct prefabricated command bunkers if you would wish."
JS: And one more thing, friend. Don't pull any of that international arms dealer bullshit on me or we'll return it to you one bullet at a time. Get me?
"Would you like fries with that?"
Bonstock
23-07-2005, 04:04
JS: Fries? What is that, some sort of code word for nukes? We don't really have anyone we want to nuke around here. Still...might be kinda fun to...No, no 'fries' with that. But we'll keep that in mind if we ever get 'hungry', know what I mean darlin?
"Actually, I was seriously asking if you wanted fries. But I guess not. So what will you be ordering exactly?"
JS: So anyway, we'll take 2 Mini Air Forces...How the hell am I gonna explain 12 B-52's?...2 Airbases...200 Apaches and...ahhh, what the hell 25 Guerilla Packs. My total on that is $11.58 Billion how bout yours?
"We would like the money wired as soon as possible. Your order is confirmed."
JS: On behalf of the Defense Forces of the Confederacy of Southaustin, I would like to thank you for your help in this matter.
"Thank you for your purchase. On behalf of ArmsDiscounters Bonstock, we approve your order. Please purchase again."
JS: You sound like a honey. Ever been to Southaustin?
*hangs up*
I have a house in the hills. Well, actually I have several houses. And a few Porsches. I loan the others out to my...'good friends'. Of course, they have to do some...'housework'...whenever I stop by for a visit. If you're ever in Southaustin you should gimme a <CLICK>
END OF TRANSCRIPT
*dail tone throughout last paragraph*
Ackerenia
24-07-2005, 02:03
The Protectorate of Ackerenia would like to purchase the following:
1x Naval Base-$ 2 Billion USD
1x Air Base-$ 1 Billion USD
1x Ground Base-$1 Billion USD
1x Field Command-$60 Billion USD
Total: $64 Billion USD
A total 53 Billion Len (equivalent of 64 Billion USD) will be wired upon conformation.
Much Obliged,
Hallus Aeigis, Minister of Ackerenian Budget Commision
Bonstock
24-07-2005, 02:06
Ackerenia: Your order is confirmed. Thanks for shopping ArmsDiscounters Bonstock.
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 21:47
bump
Bradyistan
26-07-2005, 21:54
The Allied States of Bradyistan would like to place an order for one Mini Airforce.
Payment will be wired upon confirmation of our order
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 22:44
Bradystan, your order is confirmed. That will be 3 billion USD. Thank you for your purchase.
Bradyistan
26-07-2005, 23:19
Money has been wired to your headquarters
good doing buisness with you
Bonstock
01-08-2005, 01:08
bump
Soviet Canadians
02-08-2005, 04:56
Comrade General Kris Campbell of the USSSC would like to purchase
4 Ground Bases = $ 4 Billion
3 Air Bases = $3 Billion
15 Coast Guard Helicopter/Patrol Boat Squadron = 1.5 Billion
Total = $8.5 Billion USD
Payment upon confrimation of order.
General Kris Campbell
Soviet Canadians Armed Forces
Lesser Ribena
02-08-2005, 16:22
To: Bonstock
From: Admiral Geoffrey Simnett, Minister for Defence, Kingdom of Lesser Ribena
Dear Sir,
I am in the process of upgarding my Third (Reserve) Fleet and would like your company to provide some vessels for it.
I require:
10xSurface Action Groups
I would ask though if the Submarines and Support Vessels could be swapped out for an extra 3 Oliver Hazard Frigate in each pack. I already have as many support vessels and subs as I need.
If hope this is acceptable to you, if not please conatct me. I have wired the required $100 billion to your bank account and hope for quick delivery of my purchases.
Bonstock
03-08-2005, 03:38
SC: Your order is confirmed. Thanks for shopping ArmsDiscounters Bonstock.
LR: Your order is confirmed. We will replace the ships as requested. Thanks for shopping ArmsDiscounters Bonstock.
Korridan
03-08-2005, 19:03
Korridan would like to purchase
1x Naval Base-$ 2 Billion USD
1x Air Base-$ 1 Billion USD
1x Ground Base-$1 Billion USD
1x Field Command-$60 Billion USD
Russian Version's where possible
Though we are a small nation, I believe our high rate of military spending and 50% Taxes will more then make up for our size.
Mull-Dune
03-08-2005, 19:05
:sniper: ill take one of each package!!!!!!! :gundge: :mp5:
Bradyistan
03-08-2005, 19:32
The Allied States of Bradyistan would like to place an order for:
1x Mechanized Infantry Division Package
w/ American Equipment
1x Airborne/Light Infantry Division
5000000000 will be wired to your account upon confirmation of the order.
General Harris,
CMDR, 9th Air Force
Asgarnieu
03-08-2005, 23:55
To: Bonstock ArmsDiscounters
From: Holy Empire of Asgarnieu
Subject: Order
Dear Bonstock,
The Holy Empire of Asgarnieu would like to purchase:
One (1) Marine Expeditionary Force- Four (4) Billion Dollars USD
One (1) Coast Guard Helicopter/Patrol Boat Squadron- One Hundred (100) Million Dollars USD
One (1) Ground Base- One (1) Billion Dollars USD
One (1) Airbase- One (1) Billion Dollars USD
TOTAL: Six (6) Billion, One Hundred (100) Million Dollars USD
Thank You Sir.
Respectfully,
Armed Forces SECDEF Carl J. Johnson, Holy Empire of Asgarnieu
Wirraway
04-08-2005, 00:22
The Iron Concordiat of Wirraway
Department of War
Procurement Division
The Iron Concordiat of Wirraway requests 4 complete Field Commands as soon as possible. We will make all arrangements for their shipment, loading and unloading all we need is a probable date of completion.
-------------------------MONEY WIRED ON CONFIRMATION-----------------
Soviet Canadians
04-08-2005, 03:21
The General of Soviet Canadians Armed Forces would like to purchase the following military units form your establishment.
4 Mechanized Infantry Division Package
with the following equipment:
150 T-90s
300 BMP-2
75 M-1974
75 Mi-24 Hind
75 UH-60 Utility helicopters
1500 HMMWVs
1500 5-ton trucks
15,000 Uniforms (BDU shirt, pants, Kelvar helmet, flak jacket, Night Vision Goggles, AK-74)
2 Naval Bases
1 Ground Base
1 Air Base
For a total of $18 Billion USD
Money was been wired to your account
Splurvia
04-08-2005, 16:31
Please let me know ............
Equipted with hand arms ak 47 or 74 ..........etc............
Bonstock
09-08-2005, 01:16
Korridan: If you want, you can pay us back over a few years, with appropriate interest.
Mull-Dune: Your order is denied because you did not follow proper ordering protocol.
Bradyistan: Your order is confirmed. Thanks for purchasing from ArmsDiscounters Bonstock.
Asgarnieu: Your order is confirmed. Thanks for your purchase.
Wirraway: That will cost 250 billion dollars. Thanks for your purchase.
Soviet Canadians: Your order is confirmed. Thanks for your purchase.
Splurvia: ?
Bonstock
09-08-2005, 16:29
bump
Kari Loves You
10-08-2005, 03:35
My nation would like to place an order for...
1 Mini Air force bundle for $2billion
1 Mechanized Infantry bundle for $3billion
$5billion total
And does the air force come with payload or is that extra?
Soviet Canadians
13-08-2005, 06:02
The New General of Soviet Canadians Armed Forces (the last one died when he read how much this was going to cost) would like to purchase the following military package
1 Field Command
For a total of $60 Billion USD
Money wired on confrimation
Greater Mactopia
13-08-2005, 06:10
The Allied States of Greater Mactopia would like to purchase the following:
(1) Field Command Bundle= 60 Billion USD
(1) Field Base= 1 Billion USD
(1) Naval Base= 1 Billion USD
(1) Air Base= 1 Billion USD
________________________________________
Grand Total= 63 Billion USD.
The money will be wired to you on Confirmation
*I would like the M1A1 and the basic US Supplies, not the russians or others.
General Cedric Thompson
Overseer of Greater Mactopia's Military
Bonstock
13-08-2005, 06:14
All orders are confirmed. KLY, the payload is extra, we apologize. On behalf of the employees and shareholders of ArmsDiscounters Bonstock, we thank you all for purchasing. Please come again.
By the way, SC, did the General feel it was cheap or expensive?
Bonstock
13-08-2005, 17:51
bump
Roman Republic
14-08-2005, 02:43
The Roman Army would like to buy 2 Mechanized Infantry Divisions and 2 Airborne/Light Infantry Divisions. We would like it if you replace all the M-4 Carbines with the XM-8 rifles. Replace all the uniforms with the Objective Force Warrior uniform. We want the OH-58Ds to be replace with the AH-64Ds. The 105mm howitzers with the M777 155mm Howitzers.
Total: $10 billion RRD
Objective Force Warrior uniform: http://www.army.mil/aps/2003/realizing/transformation/operational/objective/
M777 Howitzers: http://www.army-technology.com/projects/ufh/
Kari Loves You
14-08-2005, 04:04
Hello again, my country requests 2 mini airforce bundles and a Mechanized Infantry bundle. For $7billion total.
Kari Loves You
14-08-2005, 04:41
Um, this may sound irregular, but I've been commisioned by Claitonia to construct thier military. Odd considering that I'm a much smaller country then them, but I'm much more militaristic then Claitonia's leader. I've been given full acess to their defence budget. I'm ordering 1 Feild Command bundle to be sent to Claitonia, and will wire his $60billion to you.
The Lone Alliance
15-08-2005, 04:33
We would like to purchase :
2 Mini Air Force Packages
and a
1 Motorized Division Package (AK-74 Equipped)
4,150,000,000 will automaticly be Wired when shipment is recieved.
Soviet Canadians
17-08-2005, 05:07
The Dictator of Soviet Canadians would like to purchase the following.
5 Ground Base = $5 Billion
4 Air Base = $4 Billion
Naval Base = $1 Billion
Total = $10 Billion, upon delivery.
P.S. The Ex-General was just a cheap old bastard, who we had to sneak most of our military purchases by. The field package is a great bargin
Waldenburg 2
17-08-2005, 19:03
The republic of Waldenburg 2Would like to buy
2 Mechanized infantry packs
3 Guerilla paks
2 coast guard helicopter/patrol squadron
All this we your generous discout is 3,215,000 which will be sent along soon.
Serobiarch Of Waldenburg
Bonstock
19-08-2005, 13:57
All orders are confirmed, and we will adhere to requests made. Thanks for shopping ArmsDiscounters Bonstock, and come again soon.
Bonstock
22-08-2005, 03:29
bump
Yangtzee
22-08-2005, 03:37
The Peoples Republic would like to purchase a small mobile force for our disposal affordable for our fledgling nation. What would you reccomend?
Leafanistan
22-08-2005, 03:51
The Peoples Republic would like to purchase a small mobile force for our disposal affordable for our fledgling nation. What would you reccomend?
We suggest the Marine expeditionary force, or the Airborne, we'll cover the costs of one of the packages if Yangtzee purchases one.
Yangtzee
22-08-2005, 04:24
Really Leafanistan? That would be great!
If it is alright I could use a Marine Expeditionary Force.
Llamain shall purchase 2 guerilla packs for now thanks.
Leafanistan
22-08-2005, 15:15
Really Leafanistan? That would be great!
If it is alright I could use a Marine Expeditionary Force.
Bonstock, I'll cover the cost of an Marine Expeditionary Force, we have wired you half the money, rest wired upon confirmation.
Southeastasia
22-08-2005, 16:16
I request one Mechanized Division Package.
Bonstock
22-08-2005, 17:42
Southeastasia: That will be 4 billion USD. Thanks for your purchase.
Llamain: Thanks for your purchase.
Leafanistan: We confirm that you will pay for Yangtzee's purchase. If you want, we could include a Coast Guard package for free, to start your navy, since you're Air Force and Army should be started with the Marine Expeditionary Force.
Everyone please post how much you're paying... DO YOUR MATH DAMMIT!!!
Leafanistan
22-08-2005, 17:44
Southeastasia: That will be 4 billion USD. Thanks for your purchase.
Llamain: Thanks for your purchase.
Leafanistan: We confirm that you will pay for Yangtzee's purchase. If you want, we could include a Coast Guard package for free, to start your navy, since you're Air Force and Army should be started with the Marine Expeditionary Force.
Everyone please post how much you're paying... DO YOUR MATH DAMMIT!!!
Thank you very much for understanding.
Soviet Canadians
22-08-2005, 22:48
I would like this order to be sent to the nation of Ramm-Stein.
Airborne/Light Infantry Division = $2 Billion
10 Guerrilla Army Package = $100 million
2 Ground Base = $2 Billion
Airbase = $1 Billion
Total = $5.1 Billion USD
Plus 2 Billion for shipping and Handling.
Money wired upon arrival of weapons in Ramm-Stein
Thank you.
New South Serbia
22-08-2005, 23:15
Coast Guard Helicopter/Patrol Boat Squadron
A composite organization with everything you need to defend your coast against smugglers, terrorists, or small attacks.
12 HH-65 Dolphin rescue helicopter
2 WPB 82' Point-class patrol boat
600 Coast Guard uniforms, plus maintenance equipment
100 million USD
The Holy Empire of New South Serbia would like to purchase this arms package. As this purchase represents a significant portion of our GDP, we plan to pay for this package through a widescale and systematic program of 1) theft (mostly from our own populace) and 2) extortionate prices on our only export (woodchips), backed up by the thugs we plan to soon call our Coast Guard.
-The Holy Empire of New South Serbia
Darvainia
22-08-2005, 23:22
General White Muenster is stunned, this is too good to be true. nonetheless, he has sent in an order form for one field command package.
Bonstock
23-08-2005, 03:41
All orders confirmed. Thanks for shopping ArmsDiscounters Bonstock.
Insatiable Curiosity
23-08-2005, 04:07
GREAT PRICES!!
It will nearly cripple us, but we can't pass up the deal.
One Field Command Please. (Do you even make a profit??)
We will from now on consider this our one-stop war shop!
RedCell6
23-08-2005, 04:14
1 Motorized Division Package
Total: $150,000,000 USD
~Money Wired
Southeastasia
23-08-2005, 05:33
Southeastasia: That will be 4 billion USD. Thanks for your purchase.
*forks over the exact price*
Soviet vladamitch
23-08-2005, 05:48
i would like to purchase 200 mechinized units for the republic of soviet vladamitch
Soviet vladamitch
23-08-2005, 05:49
nvrmind that
Darvainia
23-08-2005, 14:35
We have cancelled our order as the international community has refused to recognize it as viable.
Insatiable Curiosity
23-08-2005, 17:23
GREAT PRICES!!
It will nearly cripple us, but we can't pass up the deal.
One Field Command Please. (Do you even make a profit??)
We will from now on consider this our one-stop war shop!
30 Billion has been wired
The balance (30 Billion) upon delivery
Thank you.
Bonstock
26-08-2005, 03:56
IC and RC6: Your orders are confirmed. Thanks for shopping ArmsDiscounters Bonstock.
Southeastasia
28-08-2005, 07:45
Have you received the cheque? Because we were considering of ordering more of your Mechanized Division Packages.
Southeastasia
30-08-2005, 07:12
Dear Arms Dealer of Bonstock,
Sorry for incorrectly and unformally requesting the Mechanized Division Package. We need it for our growing army. We have to protect our people and allies. We need it to maintain security. The money shall be delievered to you in person by an USSEA Government Representative at an undisclosed location (We shall send you the coordinates).
Sincerely,
His Excellency
USSEA Minister of Defense
SovietRepublicofRussia
31-08-2005, 00:39
The SovietRepublicofRussia has need of the following:
10-Coast Guard Helicopter/Patrol Boat Squadron- 1 billion
2- Carrier Battlegroup- 24 billion
Total: 25 billion
*money wired*
Bonstock
31-08-2005, 00:47
SRR: Your order is confirmed. Thanks for purchasing.
SEA: Thanks for your business.
Southeastasia
31-08-2005, 09:14
Dear Arms Dealer of Bonstock,
We are impressed at the qualities of your Mechanized Infantry Division Package. Feeling that we need a bigger army, we humbly request four more Mechanized Infantry Division Packages. The money, this time shall be delievered by a USSEA government representative to the main office of your company.
Sincerely,
His Excellency
USSEA Minister of Defense
Chukacon
06-09-2005, 01:41
I would like to purchase:
20 Ground Bases
4 Field Command
10 Marine Expeditionary Force
and a Mechanized Infantry Division Package
For $ 2,423,000,000 usd
Money will be wired to your account.
Sincerly,
The Chukacon Minester of Defence Jerald Kim
Bonstock
17-09-2005, 19:24
All orders confirmed. Southeastasia, your order comes to 12 billion USD. Thank you for purchasing.
Bonstock
15-10-2005, 02:44
bump
Southeastasia
29-10-2005, 03:59
Dear Government Officials of Bonstock,
Since you were our first arms dealer, and that our two nations are so similar (OOC: are you Singaporean? I live in HK, and it seems that Bonstock is like Southeastasia: a union of nations along the Indonchinese peninsula), Southeastasia would like to make an offer to you. As a sign of opening diplomatic relations with the Federal Republic of Bonstock, I ask to the Government of Bonstock for an embassy exchange. Do you accept?
Sincerely,
His Excellency,
USNSEA Minister of Foreign Affairs
Joshua Lin
OOC: See my signituare.
Ackerenia
06-11-2005, 00:55
The Commonwealth of Ackerenia wishes to purchase the following:
10 x Field Commands for 60 billion USD each.
Total: 600,000,000,000 USD
Will be wired upon conformation.
Ackerenian National Budget Commision
The Frenzia Defense council wishes to purchase 1 Airborne/Light Infantry Division.We would also like to purchase 5 Coast Guard Helicopter/Patrol Boat Squadrons.The money will be wired when the order is confirmed.
OOC:I don't mean to bug you or anything but I have been waiting for this order.I'm not sure if your busy or you just missed my post.
From the Grand Councilor of the Frenzia Defense Council
You recently received an order placed by one of my council members,we would all like it if you could fill this order.If this order is not filled by tomorrow at 5:00 pm eastern time we will have no choice but to decide if we should cancel this order.We will however wave this memo if
1 You are experiencing any kind of difficultly.
2 Or if you reply to this topic before 5:00 pm eastern time on Wednesday,November the 8th 2005.
We thank you in advance for your cooperation
Signed Grand Councilor General at Arms Stephenson
From the Frenzia Defense Council:
We regret to inform you that we are officially terminating our order with you.We will however wave this termination notice if you reply to this topic before Saturday November 12 at 12:00 pm eastren time.
If you respond to us after the contract is terminated we may make a new contract.
Bonstock
25-11-2005, 15:37
ooc: ARGH! just from now on consider the orders confirmed!
ic:
Arckerenia your order is confirmed. Southeastasia, we will make the post on the appropriate thread, but our diplomats will establish an embassy within your borders.
Drexel Hillsville
25-11-2005, 16:43
We wold like to buy:
10 Field Commands (600 Billion)
30 Surface action Groups (300 billion)
20 Airbases (20 Billion)
20 Ground Bases (20 Billion)
20 Naval Bases (20 Billion)
10 Marine Expeditionary Force (40 Billion)
Total: 1 Trillion USD
I know it may seem like a lot and it is but I am buying all that I can, for now. The money has been wired.
Bonstock
04-12-2005, 20:01
DH Your order is confirmed. Thanks for shopping ADB.
We would like to purchase 1 Field Command package.That comes to a total of 60 billion.Money wired on confirmation.
Bonstock
28-12-2005, 02:41
Order confirmed. Thanks for purchasing.
All right, everyone. Sometime in the next week I'm gonna launch a new store thread, with a lot more stuff, so this store will have a 50% OFF GOING AWAY SALE until the new thread gets up and we close forever.
We would like 4 Airborne/Light Infantry Divisions for the price of 8 billion,with the 50% discount that comes to 4 billion.Money will be wired upon confirmation of order.
Independent Montana
28-12-2005, 18:37
Office of the President.
We have decided its time to upgrade our military from the M60/M113 standard to the M1/M2 standard. We are hearby ordering a Field Command Package, however, we lack a coastline and wish to replace it with the equivalent number of other packages.
The Carrier Battlegroup costs 12 Billion USD, and 6 will cost 72 Billion USD. Therefore we would like 13 Airbases (13 Billion), 19 Ground Bases (19 Billion), 5 Airborne Divisions (10 Billion), and 100 Guerilla Warfare Packages (1 Billion).
With the discount that comes to 30 Billion USD. I know the numbers above don't add up, we just felt like asking for more would be absurd.
-President Lauren K.
Fio Kor Por Shas Aun
28-12-2005, 18:54
We would consider buying our equipment from you, but our nation prefers to research all its own, based on cheap and easily manufactured laser technology. Yes, it requires a lot of power, but its certainly much better than slug based weapons. Also, outr researchers have come up with some uinteresting designs that may be rather profitable...
Weapons Administrator Juhziz.
OOC: Sorry for the bump, but this looks like a really cool storefront to buy stuff.
IC:
The Socialist Republic of Poland would wish to purchase, all in Russian equipment if possible, and with the discount:
100 Mechanized Infantry Division Packages (150 billion)
100 Mini Air Force Packages (100 billion)
50 Carrier Battlegroup Packages (300 billion)
50 Surface Action Group (250 billion)
100 Ground Bases (50 billion)
100 Airbases (50 billion)
100 Naval Bases (50 billion)
Total: $950 billion
-Joseph Grudzinski, Prime Minister of Poland
Alcambar
13-01-2006, 13:54
From: The supreme general of Alcambar, Yuru
To: ArmsDiscounters Bonstock
The Republic of Alcambar want to buy from ArmsDiscounters Bonstock :
3 Motorized Division Package $450 million
3 Carrier Battlegroup $36 billion
4 Mechanized Infantry Division Package $12 billion
2 Surface Action Group $20 billion
5 Ground Base $5 billion
10 Airbase $10 billion
Total price $82,450,000,000
*money wired on conformation*
Thank you for your service.
Vietnamexico
31-05-2006, 20:24
I need to buy as many SAW Automatic Rifles as you can give me, and seeing as how I am in a bit of a finacial bind, can I take those out on a loan.
From: Gizmous Minister Of War, General Mark Harper
We would like one Field Command package, plus an Marine Expeditionary Force, and a Light Infantry division, also, 2 Airbases and 2 Naval bases and 2 Ground Bases.
Total: 70,000,000,000 USD
We'll give a extra gratuity of 60,000,000 USD because of the large order.
Bonstock
01-06-2006, 03:29
wow... the new thread was posted, and then it kinda collapsed, and now the old one's back... crap, even with me like not giving a crap about this thread it still survives...
ic: All orders are confirmed, and we'll give you the SAWs in a jiffy...
I wish to purchase 10 Field Command Packages. the total is 600 billion.
Leafanistan
01-06-2006, 03:39
Encrypted Transmission
Universal Exports would like to purchase 100 Guerilla Warfare packages and we would like to request a calibre change to 82mm for the mortars.
We will wire the $1 billion US when the package arrives.
Thank you.
[END]
Bonstock
21-07-2006, 03:45
All orders confirmed. Thanks for shopping!
The United Ed States
21-07-2006, 04:04
The Constitutional Monarchy of the United Ed States would like to purchase the Field Command Package, however, due to a minimum defence budget (and really freaking poor nation), we cannot afford the payment all at once. We would like to open a loan... the most reasonable one you have (looks at empty nation treasury) yeah, you better make that the longest least demanding one you have. Thank you for your time.
Bonstock
21-07-2006, 05:30
Your loan will be awarded. Thanks for shopping ArmsDiscounters Bonstock!
The United Ed States
21-07-2006, 15:03
Oh wow, cool thanks! Errr... I mean: The Constitutional Monarchy of the United Ed States wishes to thank you for your kindness and generosity.
Bonstock
22-07-2006, 03:00
bump
Leafanistan
22-07-2006, 21:42
Highly Encrypted Message to ArmsDiscounters Bonstock
We are a group of people with questionable morality based in Leafanistan. We currently recieve government support from an external power and are wishing to expand our business ventures.
Maritime Security, Private Security, Arms sales, they all interest us in the amount of money they could make us.
We wish to purchase the Field Command Package, which will be shipped to an island off the coast of Leafanistan (who is too busy fighting a civil war to care) called the Independent Republic of Solvania, and if they run out of room, another very close and very large island currently under the control of the I.R.S. called Minolitia.
(coordinates are within)
If you sell this to us, we will of course wire the money and offer our friendship and perhaps reveal more. If you care.
$1 billion has been wired to show our good faith.
Thank you.
[END]
Bonstock
23-07-2006, 03:45
We will deliver the goods as asked. If you need any other support, we will give it to you... our government is at our, and therefore your, command.
Pierre de Burgoise
Chairman and CEO
Military Command
23-07-2006, 06:01
To: ArmsDiscounters Storefront
Fr: United Federation of Military Command
We would like to buy 4 Field Commands which is $240 Billion which is being wired right now to your account. Thank you very much.
The United Ed States
24-07-2006, 16:14
The Constitutional Monarchy of the United Ed States would like to purchase the following:
Mini Air Force Packcage for 2 billion USD.
Thank you.
[NS]FreeTownAngola
24-07-2006, 17:03
My Country Needs One Of Each Package Message With The Amount
Bonstock
25-07-2006, 02:32
All orders are confirmed. Thanks for shopping.
FreeTown Angola, can you specify exactly which packages you're after? Some of the packages include other packages, and it may just get confusing. Either way, can you do the math and figure out how much whatever you're purchasing costs?
Leafanistan
25-07-2006, 02:54
Encrypted Message from the Red Mafia
100 Guerilla Warfare Packages please, with 82mm Mortars for Warsaw Pact compatability and can it be in crates that are no more than 2 metres wide and 3 metres high?
Money wired upon confirmation.
[END]
Bonstock
25-07-2006, 03:02
Order confirmed. As usual, it is a pleasure doing business.
Pierre de Burgoise
Chairman and CEO
The United Ed States
27-07-2006, 00:17
The Constitutional Monarchy of the United Ed States would like to purchase the following:
1 Mechanized Infantry Division Package coming to a total of 3 billion USD
Thank you.
Bonstock
29-07-2006, 17:04
Order confirmed. Thanks for your purchase.
King Toad II
07-08-2006, 01:20
Mechanized Infantry Division Package
Cost: 3 billion USD
Airborne/Light Infantry Division
Price: 2 billion USD
6 Motorized Division Packages
Cost: 150 million USD= 900,000,000
100 Guerrilla Army Packages
Price: 10 million USD= 1,000,000,000
Mini Air Force
Price: 2 billion USD
Marine Expeditionary Force
Price: 4 billion USD
12,900,000,000 USD
Thank you kindly,
King Toad II
Bonstock
07-08-2006, 04:25
King Toad your order is confirmed. Thanks for shopping ArmsDiscounters Bonstock.
Pierre de Burgoise
Chairman and CEO
Drexel Hillsville
07-08-2006, 04:28
For some reason I thought you shut down...
Bonstock
08-08-2006, 16:54
ooc: Yeah, I keep trying to shut it down due to lack of time, but popular demand keeps it up.
SkillCrossbones
08-08-2006, 20:58
The DIctatorship of SkillCrossbones would like to buy:
5 Field Command Packages
50 Ground Bases
50 Airbases
30 Naval Bases
Total: $430,000,000,000
Bonstock
09-08-2006, 21:01
SilkCrossbones your order is confirmed. Thanks for shopping ArmsDiscounters Bonstock.
Bonstock
11-08-2006, 06:12
bump
The United Ed States
18-10-2006, 00:22
The Constitutional Monarchy of the United Ed States wishes to purchase the following, with the aid of a loan if necessary:
8 Mechanized Infantry Division Packages
2 Airborne Division Packages
We thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Prime Minister Randolph Henry III
Prime Minister of the United Ed States
Official Representative of all governmental divisions within the United Ed States including but not limited to the Representative Commune, National Parlaiment, and the Royal Family
The United Ed States
18-10-2006, 00:25
ooc: Yeah, I keep trying to shut it down due to lack of time, but popular demand keeps it up.
Wait, is it officialy shut down yet? Ok, if my order is not confirmed within exactly one week from today, October 17th, 2006, my order will be officialy canceled.
Maldorians
18-10-2006, 00:25
We would like 2 Airborne/Light Infantry Divisions 2 billion USD's each
1 Field Command 60 billion USD
64 billion USD's will be wired
The United Ed States
04-11-2006, 22:01
Wait, is it officialy shut down yet? Ok, if my order is not confirmed within exactly one week from today, October 17th, 2006, my order will be officialy canceled.
OOC: Alright, whatever, cancel my order.
Hello the nation of Zachyd would like to purchase some weapons in your store.
30-Coast Guard Helicopter/Patrol Boat Squadron
A composite organization with everything you need to defend your coast against smugglers, terrorists, or small attacks.
12 HH-65 Dolphin rescue helicopter
2 WPB 82' Point-class patrol boat
600 Coast Guard uniforms, plus maintenance equipment
100 million USD
Field Command
The daddy of military packages. All you need to wage total war, in one, complete, cheap package.
Contents:
1x Airborne/Light Division
4x Mechanized Division
10x Fighter Wing
6x Carrier Battle Groups
1x Marine Expeditionary Force
Price (CAUTION! If you get sudden heart attacks because of unbelievably cheap prices, DO NOT READ THIS!!!! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!)
Total 360billion
Please deliever to Northern Military zone alpha on Zachyd
Thank you
Defense Minister Jack Oniel