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Poptartrea Scientsistd today have been ordered to Start Work on Makeing a Yttrium Bomb, a Bomb more Powerful then The Nitrogen Bomb or any Nuke ever.

In a Spech today, the King said that The Yttrium Bomb will Make Poptartrea a Superpower and make sure no one, not even the Czech Republic would dare attack Poptartrea.

One of the project's researchers stated "I'm not even sure if Yttrium is a fissionable substance, but that's not getting in the way of our dream to make a nonsensical weapon!"

OOC: The Bomb isn't made yet, but it will be soon.

MoreOOC: Is mocking sarcasm within the bounds of humor?

are you making fun of Hataria LOL...

are you making fun of Hataria LOL...

It certainly does look like it, doesn't it?

TFIPA National News -

Earlier today, King Jogchem Leeri authorized the donation of$100,002,045,724 to the research of this 'magnificant' bomb. Whatever it is.

"It is our hope, that this bomb will have the capabilities to bring Nations to their knees...or to be used in strip mining...erm...or to boost fireworks sales...we'll find out once it's completed!"

In other news, several shipments of monopoly gameboards have been stolen enroute to various All ur Toys - R - blong to us(TM) outlets across Asurnahb. Their semi-trailers were apperantly broken into, hotwired, driven several miles away and looted. Only later were all the gameboards recovered in several garbage dump sites. Mysteriously, the The Monopoly "Funny Money" is missing...


OOC: Hehehe.

We of Romandeos wish to support the development of this bomb too, but that is just not in our national budget, so we would like to contribute 10 KGs of raw belly-button lint instead, as well as thirteen terribly naughty photos.

*considers making a spam thread about an Ununpentium bomb, but decides against it*