NationStates Jolt Archive

The Nation of Einzin is declaring war on Nazi Germany. Our heavy bombers and dive bombers are 1 hour out from their capital. We urge all democratic nations to attack these bigots. We will destroy the whole region. I am also urging Grunda to suport us. We will crush them, but we need support. Help.

OOC:wow....this won't go anywhere...

You cannot just declare war and send bombers like that, otherwise it will be ignored.

I'm pretty sure Roosevelt said the same thing after Pearl Harbor, with little effect.

Did Rooservelt do that? Hmmm....proberly explained why the Senate was laughing........

wow.....i think the WTF-OMG-NoOBz-Cannon is in store for you

Oooo.....can i help fire it?

hmm...well usually I dont go as far as the n00b cannon I usually go n00b nuke...but ya get the picture.

*sigh* I suppose it is my duty to help those less fortunate than myself. A conflict cannot start with a declaration of war. Nations in the real world don't just start attacking one another. Tension builds. Leaders are killed by car bombs, reconnaisance planes are shot down, big names go missing, or a sniper barely misses or even hits your national leader. You don't just declare war on someone, that's one of the most noobish things in the game, right next to the OMFG KEWL INVINCIBLE NOOKS OF DEATH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA KILL UR ASSES U ARE DEAD missiles. At least it isn't godmodding, but it's a huge sign of inexperience. Bigots or not, you should try to kill each other like civilized human beings.

Plus, you're way to small to go around declaring war on people. I still haven't declared war on anyone, no matter how much a nation pisses me off. And I never tried to cover up the fact that there is no shortage of nations that piss me off. The key is to not try to bomb them the instant you have a problem with them. Deal with your problems- through insults. :)

FF-RP

Look it up, and then report back with your findings.

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