NationStates Jolt Archive

Speaking in a videotape sent to the famous Xenizen Website gorypicsinfinity.com, Kimiko Ayasugi had this to say:

"This is Shogun Kimiko Ayasugi of the Real Anime Liberation Movement. It has come to my attention that the Puppet Czar of Kahta, Sam Fabus, has enacted a law banning Japanese and Korean cars. This was bad enough, I found this disgusting. However, when he dubbed them 'gook shit,' I found myself with no choice but to act."

"Effective immediately, I am declaring Jihad against the Empire of Kahta. Any and all Kahtan property and persons will be targeted, at home and abroad, by our regulars and our specialists.....you are now to be dubbed thought criminals, the world must be purged of your ilk."

OOC: Check your TGs.

OOC: Checked it.

Telegram to Shogun Kimiko

We support your movments against Kahta and if it comes to war we will aid you. Infact we are willing to help yopu pruge the scum of Kahta from your countries. We can send a squad ogf specially trained men that are just itching to kill.

From the Archbishops of Zackaroth.

OOC: thats was me up there. I posted on my puppet nation by mistake.

Though we do not necessarily condone the actions of the Kahtan Czar, nor do we particularly understand his motivations, we find your call for jihad to be overreaction to the extreme. Should hostilities break out, we will be less than polite...I hope you understand.

Telegram to Shogun Kimiko

We support your movments against Kahta and if it comes to war we will aid you. Infact we are willing to help yopu pruge the scum of Kahta from your countries. We can send a squad ogf specially trained men that are just itching to kill.

From the Archbishops of Zackaroth.

SECRET IC:

"Have them join the Church of the Clow, we need new members that can shoot."

Pastor John Donagal
Church of the Clow

Secret IC

To: Shogun Ayasugi
From: President Castilla

We will aid in the fight against Kahta. Mexico is prepared to send 6,000 troops to The Real ALM's home base along with generals to guide them (though still under your command) and equipment and ammo. Just give us the coordinates of your base/hideout and the troops will be dispatched.

Sincerely,
Alfred Ochenta Castilla
President of Mexico

Secret IC

To: Shogun Ayasugi
From: President Castilla

We will aid in the fight against Kahta. Mexico is prepared to send 6,000 troops to The Real ALM's home base along with generals to guide them (though still under your command) and equipment and ammo. Just give us the coordinates of your base/hideout and the troops will be dispatched.

Sincerely,
Alfred Ochenta Castilla
President of Mexico

SECRET IC:

Send them to Beta Site, in the Merchant Guilds.

Secret IC:
Kahta, we're already embroiled in a war against the Real ALM; I highly suggest you join this war, so we can end their terrorist actions.
-President Carpenter

They're on their way.

Alfred Ochenta Castilla
President of Mexico

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OOC: Upper Xen / ALM, I'm RPing this as such that you have no idea that Mexico has joined Pacitalia in the fight against the ALM and this is actually a secret operation to destroy the ALM from the inside - literally. Again, you have no knowledge of this whatsoever and 100% sure we are here to help you destroy Kahta. Btw, I'm Pacitalia, this is my puppet.

IC------->

Nine hours later - ALM Beta Site, The Merchant Guilds

The troops filed out of the planes on the hidden runway near the ALM's beta site in The Merchant Guilds. They were on a mission to destroy the ALM beta site from the inside using explosives and any other means necessary. If they didn't make it out alive, so be it. They were fighting a cause against people using anime to justify their actions. There was nothing terribly wrong with anime in the minds of the 6,018 Mexican troops now in TMG, but if that was what it was to be used for, it had no purpose.

President Castilla had been coordinating with Pacitalian Prime Minister Timothy Ell for over a month, in what was called Operation Hellfire IV. To make these operations less suspicious, if even suspicious at all, Mexico would undertake this mission in place of the Pacitalians, in exchange for military equipment and an infusion of funding to the Mexican Department of Defence.

And now here they were, heading down into the secret site of the ALM's secondary operations, ready to begin the mission that would help to further paralyse the ALM and its global mission of terror.

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3,500 more troops are at your disposal, Your Excellency. If possible, we can go to your Alpha Site (if it is called that) to spread the Mexican forces out and make them more useful.

Sincerely,
Alfred Ochenta Castilla
President of Mexico

They're on their way.

Alfred Ochenta Castilla
President of Mexico

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OOC: Upper Xen / ALM, I'm RPing this as such that you have no idea that Mexico has joined Pacitalia in the fight against the ALM and this is actually a secret operation to destroy the ALM from the inside - literally. Again, you have no knowledge of this whatsoever and 100% sure we are here to help you destroy Kahta. Btw, I'm Pacitalia, this is my puppet.

IC------->

Nine hours later - ALM Beta Site, The Merchant Guilds

The troops filed out of the planes on the hidden runway near the ALM's beta site in The Merchant Guilds. They were on a mission to destroy the ALM beta site from the inside using explosives and any other means necessary. If they didn't make it out alive, so be it. They were fighting a cause against people using anime to justify their actions. There was nothing terribly wrong with anime in the minds of the 6,018 Mexican troops now in TMG, but if that was what it was to be used for, it had no purpose.

President Castilla had been coordinating with Pacitalian Prime Minister Timothy Ell for over a month, in what was called Operation Hellfire IV. To make these operations less suspicious, if even suspicious at all, Mexico would undertake this mission in place of the Pacitalians, in exchange for military equipment and an infusion of funding to the Mexican Department of Defence.

And now here they were, heading down into the secret site of the ALM's secondary operations, ready to begin the mission that would help to further paralyse the ALM and its global mission of terror.

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3,500 more troops are at your disposal, Your Excellency. If possible, we can go to your Alpha Site (if it is called that) to spread the Mexican forces out and make them more useful.

Sincerely,
Alfred Ochenta Castilla
President of Mexico


OOC: Nothing to do with your Trojan Horse op, but:

Also, wouldn't this be construed as puppetwanking?

IC:

We apologize, but only RALM regulars are allowed to enter Newport City. It is full of radiation anyway......

Secret IC:
Kahta, we're already embroiled in a war against the Real ALM; I highly suggest you join this war, so we can end their terrorist actions.
-President Carpenter


Secret IC Reply:

I would like to go to war with them, but I do not wish to be on the offensive until they have been unsuccessfully attacking my homeland, for then, the Kahtan people will arise.

Czar Sam Fabus

OOC: I am going to ignore all puppetwanking, so use your main.

Official Statement, Imperial Government

*sigh*

Perhaps they'll both destroy each other? That's what we're hoping anyway...

ooc: Oh GREAT. I detest both ALM and Kahta.

"Our stance is not to intervene in the case of Kahta."-The People's Republic of MassPwnage.