NationStates Jolt Archive


International Church of the Clow asks for members!

The Real ALM
16-01-2005, 02:06
OOC: I am making a civilian based group, based on DA's White Knights of MS. It mainly serves the same purpose as Sinn Fein, except it is a religious group...and a fraternal group that is dedicated to anime.

IC:

Brothers and Sisters-

Are you tired of always being trapped in a perpetual state of aimlessness? Are you looking for the right faith, but do none of them seem to be right? Are you seraching yourself, trying to define life and why you are here?

We have the answers.

We are the Church of the Clow, a religious order and fraternal movement dedicated to the practice and the propagation of the gospel of Anime.

God gave us prophets, Abraham and Muhammad, and a Son, Jesus. However, He continues to bless us with the gifts of prophets and judges to rally us and deliver us from evil, like the Hebrew Judges of old. People like Osamu Tezuka and the ladies of CLAMP were given a unique gift, to spread a message and a form of art and expression that will bring unity to the Nations.

We use three books here. One is the "Laws of Anime," which define anime for what it is and express its primary concepts. The second is the Book of Evangelion, which expresses the deeper conciousness of our faith by telling the story of the end times, and the tale of the Third Child. The third is the Virtues Guide, which tells you how God created anime as a unifying force for His creation.

We of the Church are accepting of all peoples. We do not discriminate, and whatever you are in life, we do not care. Black or White, Straight or Gay, Man or Woman, it does not matter, so long as you embrace Anime.

We provide food, relief, and other services to those in need. We also provide legal aid to those believers threatened with persecution, because we believe that God mandates that we aid the needy, whomever they may be, wherever they are.

God provides, and please give. If you are interested in aiding us or joining us, contact the Church at its headquarters:

Church of the Clow
PO Box 23
Richmond, High Directorate
Virginian Enlightened Combine

Your donations will be appreciated.

Pastor Charles Gincarelli
Church of the Clow
The Real ALM
16-01-2005, 02:37
bump
PIcaRDMPCia
16-01-2005, 03:02
We have never held anything against anime; in fact, I myself enjoy anime greatly. But I ask all nations to not join this church, for they will simply be encouraging the terrorist actions of the Real ALM.
-President Carpenter
OOC: By the way, that was just to bump it for you.
The Real ALM
16-01-2005, 03:16
We are asking for donations in this time of uncertainty.

OOC: Bump
The Real ALM
16-01-2005, 04:01
bump
The Real ALM
16-01-2005, 21:21
bump
The Real ALM
16-01-2005, 23:49
bump
The Real ALM
17-01-2005, 00:02
We have never held anything against anime; in fact, I myself enjoy anime greatly. But I ask all nations to not join this church, for they will simply be encouraging the terrorist actions of the Real ALM.
-President Carpenter
OOC: By the way, that was just to bump it for you.

OOC: THanks, but you Killed it....... :(

lol. I joke. There must be somebody who wishes to join......................
Upper Xen
17-01-2005, 00:33
OOC: Bump....................come on people, this is ridiculous....
The Real ALM
17-01-2005, 01:39
bump
The Real ALM
17-01-2005, 02:19
OOC: What am I doing wrong?
Malkyer
17-01-2005, 02:26
OOC: nine out of the previous ten response have been bumps. I'd just let the thread die, man.
The Real ALM
17-01-2005, 02:33
OOC: nine out of the previous ten response have been bumps. I'd just let the thread die, man.

OOC: A shame really, I wanted a civil organization that would cause much rabble rousing and lawsuits....and other stuff.
CoreWorlds
17-01-2005, 03:08
Is Keroberos among your members?
~question from a crazed anime fan.
The Real ALM
17-01-2005, 03:09
Is Keroberos among your members?
~question from a crazed anime fan.

He is one of our saints!

Pastor John Donagal
Church of the Clow
MassPwnage
17-01-2005, 03:10
"May I gently remind you, Japanese Cuntrag, that you and your religion are a bunch of lunatic fucking psychos that should be shot."-The Great Leader Li.
The Real ALM
17-01-2005, 03:20
"May I gently remind you, Japanese Cuntrag, that you and your religion are a bunch of lunatic fucking psychos that should be shot."-The Great Leader Li.

Please sir, you are a hateful....man that should watch his tounge. Our faith is a peaceful one.

Pastor John Donagal
Church of the Clow
MassPwnage
17-01-2005, 03:21
"Explain to me then, why you nuked PicaRDMPCia?"-The Great Leader Li
The Real ALM
17-01-2005, 03:36
"Explain to me then, why you nuked PicaRDMPCia?"-The Great Leader Li

OOC: Publicly, these guys are like Sinn Fein in the 80's, they are suspected of being aligned with the RALM, but their true status is ambigous.
The Real ALM
19-01-2005, 02:03
bump
The Real ALM
19-01-2005, 21:13
bump
Farmina
21-01-2005, 03:34
Your blasphemy dooms you to hell.
-Justinian, High Priest of Farmina, Sinear and Manhands
The Real ALM
26-01-2005, 01:58
Blasphemy? Hardly. We venerate a unifying force, and we accept the existence of God.

Pastor Charles Gincarelli
Church of the Clow
Camel Eaters
06-02-2005, 06:46
We would gladly offer up some members to your crazy ass church.
The Real ALM
07-02-2005, 00:09
Excellent, we give you permission to form a Chapter in Camel Eaters. Thank you for our generosity, may God be with you.

Pastor Charles Gincarelli
Church of the Clow
The Real ALM
18-02-2005, 21:22
bump
The Real ALM
18-02-2005, 23:58
bump
The Real ALM
22-02-2005, 16:11
bump