The Reds and Greens
15-01-2005, 23:26
API - *FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*
Dr. J. Weatherspoon, Ambassador
The Disputed Territories of the Red and Greens hereby announces a gift of Free Energy for the peoples of our country and Surrounding Territories and countries.
Yesterday, at 4:31am, the Strivemore Uranium Refining Facility, part of the Territories’ Humanity 2.0 Project, announced the release of more than 100,000 Kilojoules of free energy in a short, highly concentrated burst from deep within the mining facility. This energy quickly radiated to points within the Territories and to select points in neighboring countries. In addition to the energy, these people also received, free of any charge, tax or obligation, a substantial amount of uranium rich ore, fertile soil, water and in some cases, timber, small animals and members of the Humanity 2.0 project, all delivered to the sites from a clear, blue sky.
“While we are a small country, thought to be somewhat backwards in our technology by the larger Powers, we have shown that our generosity knows few bounds”, said President-for-Life Horvath I, Undisputed Despotic Sovereign of the Disputed Territories of the Reds and Greens. In a related announcement of the generous spirit of the Reds and Greens, Minister of Science Dr. T.J. Wiggins added, “We also think they are probably set for chest X-rays for awhile.” Horvath was touring the former Refining site and was on hand to magnanimously repurpose the site. “Right now, standing here deep within this crater, it gives me great pleasure to declare this site the rapidly filling ‘Lake Strivemore, Recreational Park and Mutant Fish Breeding Facility”.
When asked about the possibility of more gifts of free energy and land, Horvath was quick to comment, “Already we are supplying to our people and neighbors free, fast neurons, positrons, electrons and sundry high energy gamma decay particles. Enough to last a lifetime (however long that might be now)! More gifts in the near future are certainly possible as we think all the underground fires have not yet been extinguished and the mine shafts have not finished their colla …err.. reconfiguration.”
Dr. J. Weatherspoon, Ambassador
The Disputed Territories of the Red and Greens hereby announces a gift of Free Energy for the peoples of our country and Surrounding Territories and countries.
Yesterday, at 4:31am, the Strivemore Uranium Refining Facility, part of the Territories’ Humanity 2.0 Project, announced the release of more than 100,000 Kilojoules of free energy in a short, highly concentrated burst from deep within the mining facility. This energy quickly radiated to points within the Territories and to select points in neighboring countries. In addition to the energy, these people also received, free of any charge, tax or obligation, a substantial amount of uranium rich ore, fertile soil, water and in some cases, timber, small animals and members of the Humanity 2.0 project, all delivered to the sites from a clear, blue sky.
“While we are a small country, thought to be somewhat backwards in our technology by the larger Powers, we have shown that our generosity knows few bounds”, said President-for-Life Horvath I, Undisputed Despotic Sovereign of the Disputed Territories of the Reds and Greens. In a related announcement of the generous spirit of the Reds and Greens, Minister of Science Dr. T.J. Wiggins added, “We also think they are probably set for chest X-rays for awhile.” Horvath was touring the former Refining site and was on hand to magnanimously repurpose the site. “Right now, standing here deep within this crater, it gives me great pleasure to declare this site the rapidly filling ‘Lake Strivemore, Recreational Park and Mutant Fish Breeding Facility”.
When asked about the possibility of more gifts of free energy and land, Horvath was quick to comment, “Already we are supplying to our people and neighbors free, fast neurons, positrons, electrons and sundry high energy gamma decay particles. Enough to last a lifetime (however long that might be now)! More gifts in the near future are certainly possible as we think all the underground fires have not yet been extinguished and the mine shafts have not finished their colla …err.. reconfiguration.”