The Reds and Greens
15-01-2005, 17:19
The Disputed Territories of the Red and Greens hereby announces our plans to advance human evolution through it’s new Initiative: Human 2.0
A small nation with vast mineral resources, The Territories feels that we will never catch up and compete with the technological prowess of other nations. However, after conferring with scientists at the Department of Science, Mining and Human Resources, we realized that we have a possibility to carve our own unique destiny and advance the cause of mankind. We have taken it upon ourselves to speed the evolution of the human race and, through forced evolution, spend the creation and advancement of human genetics.
There are many advantages we think Humanity 2.0 will have possibly including, but not limited to telepathy, telekinesis, pyrokinesis, precognition and MCI’s Friends and Family Plan.
Through a program we have developed relying on a combination of Yoga, exercise, diet, visual imagery and enforced uranium mining, we believe we can create large numbers of mutant humans we can then evolve into Humanity 2.0.
Unfortunately, being a country of limited population, we cannot do this exclusively on our own. Thus we invite all other willing nations to contribute willing volunteers, scientists and political prisoners to help us shore up our breeding population in our Enforced Evolution Camps. Improved humans/mutants/bodies can then be returned at la later time for breeding/police work/burial as your governments see fit.
Please join us on this quest to improve the human condition.
Signed this day,
Horvath I , Undisputed Despotic Sovereign of the Disputed Territories of the Reds and Greens
A small nation with vast mineral resources, The Territories feels that we will never catch up and compete with the technological prowess of other nations. However, after conferring with scientists at the Department of Science, Mining and Human Resources, we realized that we have a possibility to carve our own unique destiny and advance the cause of mankind. We have taken it upon ourselves to speed the evolution of the human race and, through forced evolution, spend the creation and advancement of human genetics.
There are many advantages we think Humanity 2.0 will have possibly including, but not limited to telepathy, telekinesis, pyrokinesis, precognition and MCI’s Friends and Family Plan.
Through a program we have developed relying on a combination of Yoga, exercise, diet, visual imagery and enforced uranium mining, we believe we can create large numbers of mutant humans we can then evolve into Humanity 2.0.
Unfortunately, being a country of limited population, we cannot do this exclusively on our own. Thus we invite all other willing nations to contribute willing volunteers, scientists and political prisoners to help us shore up our breeding population in our Enforced Evolution Camps. Improved humans/mutants/bodies can then be returned at la later time for breeding/police work/burial as your governments see fit.
Please join us on this quest to improve the human condition.
Signed this day,
Horvath I , Undisputed Despotic Sovereign of the Disputed Territories of the Reds and Greens