NationStates Jolt Archive


UziCorp invents new toupee!

Green Sun
15-01-2005, 02:30
Uziel Fastrin, President, CEO, and owner of UziCorp as well as presidential candidate has released their new brand of Toupee.
"This toupee will naturally ingrain itself with the balding man's head and becme a natural set of hair. Now, I present to you, the UziWig!"
He lifted the glass and lifted it. Earnest Equanant, with no hair whatsoever since he's almost 90, kneels down to be crowned with a new set of hair. Instead, it growled and tackled Uziel, sending him across the floor. He stumbled to his feet and started to run, but it tackled him again. HE turned over and the hair monster licked him on the face.
"Aww...Well, I guess there was something we hadn't predicted. Nevermind, we'll have to do a bit more research. As for now, we'll release these as pets once we study them and their actions some more. We'll call them...Hey, Rua. You're a trekkie. What are those things called again?"
"Tribbles."
"Tribbles. Yes. I'll name them Tribbles. Thank you! Good night!"