The Emperor Fenix
14-01-2005, 01:34
Welcome drones to the headquarters of the world renowned Sporkle Corporation. Here your hearts desire will come true, the purchase and consumption of Sporkle, our gifts to you, the weak masses.
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Now bow as the voice of our Lord and Leader Sporkles Makenzie addresses you.
“Yes weak and mewling masses now is the time to line up and buy buy buy.”
Disclaimer Some undesirable factions of society claim that Sporkle is massively addictive and has “mind control” properties. Studies commissioned by Sporkle Corp have found conclusively that Sporkle is not addictive it is in fact delicious and nutritious fun for ALL the family.
STOREFRONT
Sporkle: Guaranteed to bring you sex luck and magic*
A crate of Sporkle will set you back just $10 and that’s for 20 bottles, yes that’s just 50c a bottle. Each bottle contains 500ml of Sporkle, The world’s most famous Apple & Pork beverage.
More flavours To Be Announced
1 Crates = $10
5 Crates = $45
10 Crates = $80
50 Crates = $400
100 Crates = $800
500 Crates = $4500
1000 Crates = $9000
Orders of above 500 crates and deliveries free.
Order now and shipping’s free too.
*not a guarantee
http://www.goats.com/jon/sporkle.gif
Now bow as the voice of our Lord and Leader Sporkles Makenzie addresses you.
“Yes weak and mewling masses now is the time to line up and buy buy buy.”
Disclaimer Some undesirable factions of society claim that Sporkle is massively addictive and has “mind control” properties. Studies commissioned by Sporkle Corp have found conclusively that Sporkle is not addictive it is in fact delicious and nutritious fun for ALL the family.
STOREFRONT
Sporkle: Guaranteed to bring you sex luck and magic*
A crate of Sporkle will set you back just $10 and that’s for 20 bottles, yes that’s just 50c a bottle. Each bottle contains 500ml of Sporkle, The world’s most famous Apple & Pork beverage.
More flavours To Be Announced
1 Crates = $10
5 Crates = $45
10 Crates = $80
50 Crates = $400
100 Crates = $800
500 Crates = $4500
1000 Crates = $9000
Orders of above 500 crates and deliveries free.
Order now and shipping’s free too.
*not a guarantee