Celack
13-01-2005, 15:35
Celackian Newsnet
"when news breaks we pick up the pieces and put it together using the glue of truth. WANTED a new slogan."
"Today is the 5000th anniversary of Celack's liberation from CapAp. Because of the significance of this occasion, Prime minister Tuesat is inviting the leaders of Celack’s allies and friends to the capital for a gala get-together. It will be held in Béçèlä square in Étterädï, the capital of Celack.
Security will be very tight at the event. Bomb sniffing dogs have been brought in along with electronic scanners. The last time security was breached at a liberation day ceremony was six years ago, when a bomb exploded in Béçèlä square, during the height of the festivities, killing more than 57 people including the ministers of education, and agriculture, and the mayor of Étterädï. The bomb was planted by one of the local cells of the Mini-onion people’s liberation front. The entire cell was hunted down, arrested, and was executed.
The party will be attended by Prime Minister Tuesat, and his two daughters, Mary and Isabelle, 25 and 23 respectively. This will be a bittersweet ceremony for the Tuesats for their wife and mother, Nicole, was killed in the blast from the bomb six years ago.
Our sources tell us that there will be an open bar at the expense of the Government of Cel-“
Jefasor turned off the television. He glanced at the four men around him with his one good eye. Each of them had loaded their weapons. He began to speak.
“Today the revolution will begin. The ones loyal to us, have infiltrated the ranks of the enemy and will help us when we begin our assault. CI-7 has been busy trying to stop another cell, who at my orders, have caused a distraction by planting bombs in some of the many tour busses. With so many important hostages, and the threat of us executing them all, Celack will have no choice but to let our homeland go. We will gain liberation today. Today we will be free of the oppression brought upon our land from those dogs. For twenty long years, we have dealt with these filthy bastards on our home soil. No longer will be we. Prepare the van for we depart soon. I will phone the other teams. Remember, only kill those with guns.” Jefasor started smiling “if we’re lucky, the open bar will have some Mini-onion whisky.”
The five men left the room each with an AK-47. They climbed into a black van and sped away, and their destination was Béçèlä square in three hours. Three hours until the assault began. Three hours until the liberation began.
"when news breaks we pick up the pieces and put it together using the glue of truth. WANTED a new slogan."
"Today is the 5000th anniversary of Celack's liberation from CapAp. Because of the significance of this occasion, Prime minister Tuesat is inviting the leaders of Celack’s allies and friends to the capital for a gala get-together. It will be held in Béçèlä square in Étterädï, the capital of Celack.
Security will be very tight at the event. Bomb sniffing dogs have been brought in along with electronic scanners. The last time security was breached at a liberation day ceremony was six years ago, when a bomb exploded in Béçèlä square, during the height of the festivities, killing more than 57 people including the ministers of education, and agriculture, and the mayor of Étterädï. The bomb was planted by one of the local cells of the Mini-onion people’s liberation front. The entire cell was hunted down, arrested, and was executed.
The party will be attended by Prime Minister Tuesat, and his two daughters, Mary and Isabelle, 25 and 23 respectively. This will be a bittersweet ceremony for the Tuesats for their wife and mother, Nicole, was killed in the blast from the bomb six years ago.
Our sources tell us that there will be an open bar at the expense of the Government of Cel-“
Jefasor turned off the television. He glanced at the four men around him with his one good eye. Each of them had loaded their weapons. He began to speak.
“Today the revolution will begin. The ones loyal to us, have infiltrated the ranks of the enemy and will help us when we begin our assault. CI-7 has been busy trying to stop another cell, who at my orders, have caused a distraction by planting bombs in some of the many tour busses. With so many important hostages, and the threat of us executing them all, Celack will have no choice but to let our homeland go. We will gain liberation today. Today we will be free of the oppression brought upon our land from those dogs. For twenty long years, we have dealt with these filthy bastards on our home soil. No longer will be we. Prepare the van for we depart soon. I will phone the other teams. Remember, only kill those with guns.” Jefasor started smiling “if we’re lucky, the open bar will have some Mini-onion whisky.”
The five men left the room each with an AK-47. They climbed into a black van and sped away, and their destination was Béçèlä square in three hours. Three hours until the assault began. Three hours until the liberation began.