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Mattikistan
13-01-2005, 13:09
(( OOC: I was wondering if anybody else has invented any companies in their nation beyond arms manufacturers and suchlike. So I figured the best way would be a thread like this; if you've got 'em, post em! Yeah, you can post your arms manufacturers as well. And no, you don't actually have to pay me anything. Well, unless you want to... I just thought different rates would just let you RP how much money a company is willing to blow on stupid things... ))

IC:

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Rates:

VALUE Advertisement Slot (Company Name, Contact Details): 3,000 MC

Standard Advertisement Slot (Company Name, Description, Contact Details): 6,000 MC

Improved Advertisement Slot (Company Name, Description, Contact Details, Logo): 7,000 MC

Featured Advertiser Slot (Company Name, Description, Contact Details, Logo* and/or Bold): 8,000 MC

* Logo is optional with Featured Slot. Price is the same with or without.

Advertisement Template:

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Company: Fake Company of Stuff PLC***
Contact Details: Local Address, Nation, Region, Tel. No./E-Mail
Description: This company rocks because...*
Logo: http://www.thatphotoplacewotrox.com/logo.jpgbmpgif**

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** Available with Improved package and up only.
*** Bold only available with Featured package.



Current Advertisers:

The Directory is sorted into alphabetical order. Not based on what category the company fits into like other directories, but based on their name. To make your life just that little bit harder.

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Company: Central Banking PLC
Contact Details: Central Banking PLC, Government District, Central City, Denoria, Mattikistan CCD-00291. Telephone 01-100-711-210.
Description: Because money matters. As the national bank of Mattikistan, it is our duty to keep the funds of the Mattikistan government safe, and to do so accurately. So who better to look after your own personal finances? With great interest rates on savings and loans, it's no wonder 45% of the population of Mattikistan bank their money with Central Banking PLC. Pop in to your local branch for details.

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Company: Greenvale Produce
Contact Details: Greenvale Produce, Kelko Farming Estate, nr Kesir City, Helgoland, Mattikistan KCH-19996. Telephone 05-087-200-828.
Description: Based in Helgoland, Greenvale is the chief supplier of food for the people of Mattikistan. Operating numerous agricultural estates across the South East, Helgoland specialises in meat products and dairy goods, though also has a hand in crop cultivation.

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Company: Hutaku Mining Corporation
Contact Details: Hutaku Mining Corp., Dakar Province, Tenu City, Tenuhatu, Mattikistan TCT-29919. Telephone 03-299-191-002.
Description: The major player in the Tenuhatun mining scene, Hutaku specialises in extracting the iron ore, copper and silver which are abundant under Tenuhatun soil.

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Company: Inspirations Ltd
Contact Details: Inspirations Ltd, Ruko Park Industrial Estate, Unit 12, Rulian City, Melkorius, Mattikistan RCM-99212. Telephone 02-700-191-682.
Description: You want to be entertained? Inspirations produces all manner of electronic entertainment systems -- great quality, great prices, and most importantly, loud. Stop by any Inspirations Store on your local highstreet to browse our full stock list. Inspirations Ltd have headquarters in Rulian City, Mattikistan.
Logo: N/A

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Company: Kravis Cars
Contact Details: Kravis Cars Ltd, Ruko Park Industrial Estate, Units 2-9, Rulian City, Melkorius, Mattikistan RCM-99229. Telephone 02-700-232-491.
Description: Reliable, affordable, manoeuvrable, unbeatable. These are the terms by which Kravis Cars operates, and we certainly deliver. Whether you want an MPV, a luxury saloon, a family hatchback, a small and affordable town car, a sports car, a 4X4 or even a custom-built order, Kravis can provide. Kravis Cars currently owns a contract with Greenvale Produce to supply them with all their tractors and other similar farm machinery.
Logo: N/A

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Company: Lled Computer Systems
Contact Details: Lled Computer Systems Ltd, Park Central, Johanus Metropolis, Denoria, Mattikistan, Alioth Island JMD-18889. Telephone 01-150-362-281.
Description: Power and performance when you need it. Lled Computers are nationally renowned for having performance and power at great prices. Lled is currently the largest company in the ready-made computer market, with a turnover of $15 billion. Lled has a contract with the Mattikistan government to supply all their hardware needs. Lled Computer Systems are based in Johanus Metropolis.
Logo: N/A

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Company: Magical Illustrations Printing Press Ltd
Contact Details: MIPP Ltd, 22 Jeremiah Close, Central City, Denoria, Mattikistan, Alioth Island CCD-90188.

Company: MattAir Tourism
Contact Details: MattAir Tourism, Floor 77 Corporate Plaza, Central City, Denoria, Mattikistan, Alioth Island CCD-77651. Telephone 01-100-443-991.
Description: Need a flight? Want to book a holiday to anywhere in Mattikistan? MattAir Tourism is the way to go. With cheap flights and luxury planes, you can't lose with a MattAir package.
Logo: http://uk.geocities.com/mattikistan/MattAir.jpg

Company: MattSoft Incorporated
Contact Details: MattSoft Building, MattSoft Incorporated, 52 High Street, Central City, Denoria, Mattikistan, Alioth Island CCD-29195. Telephone 01-100-899-191
Description:Currently the most powerful software development company in Mattikistan, MattSoft has a hand in all aspects of software, most notably in the operating systems market with their revolutionary 'MattSoft Bindows', and their popular office package 'MattSoft Crappice', which includes programs such as ‘Wordy’, ‘Excellent’ and ‘PowerProd’. MattSoft Incorporated continues to grow at an exponential rate, and offers great quality products at affordable prices. MattSoft Headquarters are located in the MattSoft Building, a high-tech skyscraper in Central City which is open to tourists.
Logo: N/A

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Company: NovTech Industries
Contact Details: NovTech Building, Janus Industrial Estate, Unit 2, Pelgar Town, Melkorius, Mattikistan PTM-77261. Telephone 02-721-991-725.
Description: The largest of the secondary industries within Mattikistan, operating out of Melkorius, NovTech manufactures high-quality goods for a variety of uses, including plumbing fittings, nuts and bolts, construction materials and various other metal-based goods. NovTech is the main supplier of parts to Kravis Cars.

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Company: Ostland Air
Contact details: Ostland air, Grossherzogstrasse 1, 692 32 Bachwald. www.ostlandair.nt, Telephone +666 (0)1 500 75 75.
Description: Travel to Nieder Ostland. Visit the mountains in the north for a relaxing ski-weekend, or have a nice vacation in the warm south. Or maybe you want to have a party weekend in Bachwald? Whatever your reason to visit Nieder Ostland is, Ostland air will take you there! Order your ticket today! Visit our webpage, or call your local travel agency!

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Company: People's Republic Industries
Contact Details: 1 Pwnage Ave., People's Republic of MassPwnage, Haikou. IM Lines: Mr.Pwnage, pwnage@pwnageindustries.com
Description: High Quality, ALL THE TIME, EVERY TIME. We make everything to the highest of standards, everything from tanks, to toys, to forks, EVERYTHING.
Logo: N/A

Company: Phoenix Dynamix INC (LLC)
Contact details: 101 Tarsonis Street, Area 51, Nevada, The Phoenix Milita 420-7469. Telephone- 1-800-DYN-AMIX. Online- www.PhoenixDynamix.phx (http://phoenixdynamix.proboards38.com/index.cgi)
Description: Phoenix Dynamix started as a government funded ammunition and firearms company, but today, Phoenix Dynamix is in to much more than aircraft, ships, tanks and guns. With over 50 divisons, Phoenix Dynamix is a major force in all aspects of industry and buisness. We have built skyscrapers, bridges, canals, embassys, cars, civillian aircraft, trucks, subways, maglev trains, space craft, rockets, airports, amusement parks and dozens of other things. Phoenix Dynamix is larger (population and land wise) than some countries!!
Logo: Anything, Anytime, Anywhere (http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/phoenix_dynamix.jpg)

Company: Phoenix International SuperSonic Airlines (PISS~Air)
Contact Details: 3rd floor, Concourse A, Phoenix International Airport, Phoenix, Arizona, The Phoenix Milita. Telephone- 1-800-5-FLY-PHX.

Company: Poseidon Shipping
Contact details: Poseidon Shipping, 32nd floor, Klarseth building (3213 6th Avenue), 4610 Cotlandstad, COTLAND. Telephone +24-55-983-231.
Description: If you need something to be shipped somewhere, Poseidon Shipping is where you go. Poseidon Shipping are able to ship just about anything you want to just about anywhere in the world, at the lowest cost anywhere in the marked. Poseidon Shipping, There's nowhere we can't go!

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Company: Truitt and Hughes Corporation
Contact Details: TyHpwnedj00@UOST.fed
Description: TyH is a corporation that is the most advanced aviation and strategic company in the region with satellites, aircraft, missles, and a new generation of drone ground assualters.
A Branch of TyH is Jewwerks, made to amuse anyone by their racist and nationalism-based jokes and comdey with a hint of volgarity.
An other popular branch is The [UYM], a whole Rhode Island-sized island in the Atlantic Ocean where leaders and generals can get together as friends and talk, host Pwn Wars, and much more.
Logo: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Truitt/image.gif

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Company: Waldgeist Wagen AG
Contact Details: Waldgeist Wagen AG - Kundendienst, Mathildenstrasse 8, 654 45 Bachwald. www.waldgeist.nt, telephone: +666 (0)1 880 80 80
Description: You want to buy a new car? You want a safe but still a fast and 'cool' car? You want a car built with the latest technology? Choose a car from Waldgeist. Fast, Cheap, Safe, Reliable.

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Moleland
13-01-2005, 13:29
OOC: What does MC stand for?
Cotland
13-01-2005, 13:35
ooc: I'll buy one of these: Standard Advertisement Slot (Company Name, Description, Contact Details): 6,000 MC

ic:
Company: Poseidon Shipping
Contact details:
Poseidon Shipping
32nd floor, Klarseth building (3213 6th Avenue)
4610 Cotlandstad, COTLAND
Telephone +24-55-983-231
Description: If you need something to be shipped somewhere, Poseidon Shipping is where you go. Poseidon Shipping are able to ship just about anything you want to just about anywhere in the world, at the lowest cost anywhere in the marked. Poseidon Shipping, There's nowhere we can't go!
Nieder Ostland
13-01-2005, 14:24
I would like to buy two of those standard packs.

Company:Waldgeist Wagen AG
Contact Details: Waldgeist Wagen AG - Kundendienst, Mathildenstrasse 8, 654 45 Bachwald. www.waldgeist.nt, telephone: +666 (0)1 880 80 80
Description: You want to buy a new car? You want a safe but still a fast and 'cool' car? You want a car built with the latest technology? Choose a car from Waldgeist. Fast, Cheap, Safe, Reliable.

Company: Ostland Air
Contact details: Ostland air, Grossherzogstrasse 1, 692 32 Bachwald. www.ostlandair.nt, Telephone +666 (0)1 500 75 75.
Description: Travel to Nieder Ostland. Visit the mountains in the north for a relaxing ski-weekend, or have a nice vacation in the warm south. Or maybe you want to have a party weekend in Bachwald? Whatever your reason to visit Nieder Ostland is, Ostland air will take you there! Order your ticket today! Visit our webpage, or call your local travel agency!
Mattikistan
13-01-2005, 14:37
OOC: What does MC stand for?


OOC: Mattikistan Credits. A doller'll buy you about 1.30 MC.

IC: All slots thus far ordered are confirmed; you should see your adverts published within the next few minutes.
Mattikistan
14-01-2005, 03:35
OOC: Wow. That many, huh? Guess communism took over. Well I'm going to bed then. To that bed wot I buyed wif me monny from a compny. And I'm taking a dictionary with me.
Truitt
14-01-2005, 04:02
I would like a Standerd Pack for Truitt and Hughes (TyH) Corporation (TYH on stock exchange if that even matters).

Company: Truitt and Hughes Corporation
Contact Details: TyHpwnedj00@UOST.fed
Description:
TyH is a corporation that is the most advanced aviation and strategic company in the region with satellites, aircraft, missles, and a new generation of drone ground assualters.
A Branch of TyH is Jewwerks, made to amuse anyone by their racist and nationalism-based jokes and comdey with a hint of volgarity.
An other popular branch is The [UYM], a whole Rhode Island-sized island in the Atlantic Ocean where leaders and generals can get together as friends and talk, host Pwn Wars, and much more.
Logo: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Truitt/image.gif
Mattikistan
14-01-2005, 11:04
Your slot has been reserved and your advertisement will be published... now. Good day to you.
Mattikistan
16-01-2005, 01:58
OOC: Finale Bumpe, then I subject this thread to a slow, torturous death involving matches, spoons and peanut butter.
The Phoenix Milita
16-01-2005, 02:40
One Improved Advertisement Slot Please :)


Company: Phoenix Dynamix INC (LLC)
Contact details:
101 Tarsonis Street
Area 51, Nevada, The Phoenix Milita 420-7469
Telephone- 1-800-DYN-AMIX
Online- www.PhoenixDynamix.phx (http://phoenixdynamix.proboards38.com/index.cgi)
Description: Phoenix Dynamix started as a government funded ammunition and firearms company, but today, Phoenix Dynamix is in to much more than aircraft, ships, tanks and guns. With over 50 divisons, Phoenix Dynamix is a major force in all aspects of industry and buisness. We have built skyscrapers, bridges, canals, embassys, cars, civillian aircraft, trucks, subways, maglev trains, space craft, rockets, airports, amusement parks and dozens of other things. Phoenix Dynamix is larger (population and land wise) than some countries!!
Logo: Anything, Anytime, Anywhere (http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/phoenix_dynamix.jpg)


And one VALUE Advertisement Slot

Company: Phoenix International SuperSonic Airlines (PISS~Air)
Contact Details: 3rd floor, Concourse A, Phoenix International Airport, Phoenix, Arizona, The Phoenix Milita
Telephone- 1-800-5-FLY-PHX
Mattikistan
17-01-2005, 15:37
Done and done. :D
MassPwnage
17-01-2005, 16:11
Featured Advertiser Slot (no Logo):

Company: People's Republic Industries
Contact Details: 1 Pwnage Ave., People's Republic of MassPwnage, Haikou, IM Lines:Mr.Pwnage, pwnage@pwnageindustries.com
Description: High Quality, ALL THE TIME, EVERY TIME. We make everything to the highest of standards, everything from tanks, to toys, to forks, EVERYTHING.
Mattikistan
17-01-2005, 16:33
Your wish is my command. Unless you make a wish about anything else other than this particular subject, in which case you're on your own...
The Phoenix Milita
18-01-2005, 13:55
I wish that you would fix the link in my ad so it actually goes somewhere ;)

(url=http://phoenixdynamix.proboards38.com/index.cgi)www.PhoenixDynamix.phx(/url)

replace ('s with ['s ;)