NationStates Jolt Archive

Attention all nations. The mighty NYT democracy known as Selmarte will never be pushed around :mad: . Thus, as my first act as its leader, the following announcment

We have nucular weapons trained on every city in every nation in the world. Submit to us or face annihilation


...gee, that was fun! :)
Wait, no, we mean it :mad: submit or suffer :upyours:

Hey, a new n00b!

not a total n00b, new account
:)

You don't have nukes. I don't have nukes. Some nations BIGGER than me don't have nukes. You don't have nukes.
^^

they're special nukes, manufactured from the fur of the radioactive llamas that live in my country

Yeah, well, I have Trdgoro! Teh Burninator!

doesn't stand a chance against the radioactive llama god king that protects this nation

He's fucking TROGDOR! He's a DRAGON! He can even kick GODZILLA'S ass! He BURNINATES THINGS! Radioactive Llama-nukes don't stand a chance.

yes, but I have another weapon. A radioactive llama propelled rocket that will cause the sun to explode, destroying everyone but us (due to llama god king) Mwahahahahahah....ha

Lest you think otherwise, this is not me.

Look at the lack of sophisticated and subtle satire, combined with a dearth of brilliant dialogue and witty pop culture references.

Also, he/she does not have anywhere near the modesty I possess.

I'll choose to take that as a compliment

Ahh, but he/she does use correct grammar when not mocking new nations! That, I have to complement you on.

???? Nu Kyu Lar weapons???


:headbang:

I take it you have a republican government.

A "nucular" power, alright...

graci

signora

But I'm not in Earth's solar system. I only have colonies there in Earth 3.

Ahh well... yet me tell you a random ramble


I started adulthood as a humble radioactive llama farmer. My government was very selective about who they chose as officials. Luckily, I presented no particular talent, specialty or uniqueness. It was therefore inevitable that the government would hire me.

end ramble

Attention all nations. The mighty NYT democracy known as Selmarte will never be pushed around :mad: . Thus, as my first act as its leader, the following announcment

We have nucular weapons trained on every city in every nation in the world. Submit to us or face annihilation


...gee, that was fun! :)
Wait, no, we mean it :mad: submit or suffer :upyours:


Your nukes to not threaten us. We are not on your planet Earth. We are in our own Star Cluster.

But you amuse us. As we are speaking, a ship is heading to your airspace, carrying our own personal doomsday weapon.

In about five minutes, several hundered geneticly engeneered bunnies will be released inside your borders. They will reproduce like mad, and within a week will consume your entire ecosystem.

Have Fun

-Atlantian Senate

bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! our llama god king will protect us

I can't even see the fucking text box! Oh, wait, there it is...I'm typing in it...

JESUS CHRIST? WHAT NEXT, MR. FUCKING WOFFUMS?

You have messed with the width of the page. Now we are slightly annoyed.

-Atlantian Senate

Within minutes, crates full of bunnies landed on the ground of Selmarte. They quickly made their way to every part of the nation, humping each other every step of the way.

*sigh* I wonder if the trend I started was so bad, I should go back in time and say to myself, "Don't post that thread!"

YOU FUCKING SUCK SELMARTE!
Jesus christ I hope you die. Slowly and painfully. In hell.

Boo! Bring back the other guy!

[OOC: Dude... edit some spaces in that string of exclamations.]

The Crimmond military has responded as promised to the Atlantian use of the so called 'Uber-Horny-Bunnies'. On their way to the nation "Selmarte" are ten DC-B-52s and being prepped are ten B-52s. The DC-B-52s are carrying Daisy Cutters, of course, and the regular 52s are carrying stocks of napalm.

"These creatures of mass-destruction must not be allowed to contaminate the Earth. We have enough problems as it is!" -General of the Army Maximus Decimus Meridius

Atlantian Response to the Crimmond attack:

"Your no fun!"

Official Crimmond response: "Three choices."

Response to Crimmond:

"That is correct. Now, would you like your bunnies delivered to you by crate, cage, or paper bag?"

NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RAWR! I R BIGGER THEN YOU BECAUSE I TYPE IN LARGER FONT! RAWR! I R BIGGER MAN!!!!! RAWR!!!!1111
WELL I ARE TEH BIGER NATION BECAUSE I NOOKZOR YOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I OWN J00!!!!111111

Very very very top secret OOC: Hi!

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Fool! My steel penises will protect me from your inaine ramblings!

Unleash the wheel of d00m!

*unleashes wheel of d00m*

*whips out a big assed blunt, and a Big Red Button*

Well I've got a big red one! Heh heh heh

"sir Nucks"
"put up the sheild and then lunch 45 nukes at the nation"
"Of course "


OOC:We are FT tech so die

*As the kid from "The Sixth Sense*

I see godmoders.

Locked for spam, and wishing death upon another player.

~ Tsar the Mod.