Dontgonearthere
12-01-2005, 04:14
It was today announced that all countries south of the Equator are now part of the Dontgoneartherian Superhappy Funtime Empire.
Landings have been arranged for South Africa, Gabon and Kenya.
The initial wave in each country will consist of 15 Centuries, accompanied by two armoured centuries (175 tanks), and support from the navy/airforce to be determined by the level of resistance met.
Let all those unfourtunate Africans know this, if you surrender now there is a chance your taxes wont go up.
Those who wish to dispute this claim shall be...dealt with harshly.
In the spirit of cooperation Dontgonearthere is offering to assist another nation in the conquest of North Africa, provided a small share of the area and a mutual protection pact for the Africa area.
Since the new annexations are now all part of the DGNT Empire we have reorganized the area a bit.
Kenya, Tanzania, Gabon and the Congos are now Northwest Dontgonearthere, the new capitol is to be established on Lake Victoria.
Angola, Nambia, Zambia and Botswana are now Southeast Dontgonearthere.
Zimbabwe, Mozambique and Swaziland and Midsouth Dontgonearthere.
South Africa is now South Dontgonearthere.
We have begun a large-scale bombing campaign on Madagascar, because we cant think of a name and we dont like them anyway. Currently troops are being trained to sow salt, rape houses, burn women and pillage things.
OOC:
For those who dont know, Earth Imperialism is basicaly the place for your pent-up agression. Pointless invasions and nonsensicle violence.
Its fun :)
Landings have been arranged for South Africa, Gabon and Kenya.
The initial wave in each country will consist of 15 Centuries, accompanied by two armoured centuries (175 tanks), and support from the navy/airforce to be determined by the level of resistance met.
Let all those unfourtunate Africans know this, if you surrender now there is a chance your taxes wont go up.
Those who wish to dispute this claim shall be...dealt with harshly.
In the spirit of cooperation Dontgonearthere is offering to assist another nation in the conquest of North Africa, provided a small share of the area and a mutual protection pact for the Africa area.
Since the new annexations are now all part of the DGNT Empire we have reorganized the area a bit.
Kenya, Tanzania, Gabon and the Congos are now Northwest Dontgonearthere, the new capitol is to be established on Lake Victoria.
Angola, Nambia, Zambia and Botswana are now Southeast Dontgonearthere.
Zimbabwe, Mozambique and Swaziland and Midsouth Dontgonearthere.
South Africa is now South Dontgonearthere.
We have begun a large-scale bombing campaign on Madagascar, because we cant think of a name and we dont like them anyway. Currently troops are being trained to sow salt, rape houses, burn women and pillage things.
OOC:
For those who dont know, Earth Imperialism is basicaly the place for your pent-up agression. Pointless invasions and nonsensicle violence.
Its fun :)