Derscon
12-01-2005, 03:19
Scotch Whiskey
Grains are sat above burning peat. This gives this Whiskey the distinctive smoky flavour. Distilled with pure Mountain Spring Water
1 Case of 12 Year Knox (GP Brand) Scotch Whiskey: $200
1 Case of 15 Year Knox (GP Brand) Scotch Whiskey: $325
1 Case of 18 Year Knox (GP Brand) Scotch Whiskey: $450
1 Case of 36 Year Glennroyal (Official Scotch of the Imperial Crown): $1000
Southern Bourbon Whiskey
Grains, Corn Mostly, are distilled and put in burnt out oak barrels to age and mellow…Tennessee Whiskey has an extra step whereby it is specially filtered. This whiskey generally has a very sweet flavour.
1 Case of Jeff Davis “Kentucky” Bourbon: 100$
1 Case of President Davis 10 year aged Smooth Sipping Bourbon: 210$
1 Case J.E.B. “Tennessee” Bourbon: 95$
1 Case General Stuart Blended Sipping Bourbon: 150$
Gin
Distilled Grains, often quite dry. Contrived by the British it is thought
1 Case Cromwell fine distilled Gin: 120$
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Rum
Distilled Sugar Cane
1 Case Governor Wesley’s Private Reserve, fine sipping Rum: 150$
1 Case Davie Jones’ Liquor (Mass Distilled): 70$
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Cognac
A Special Type of Brandy in which grape wine is several times distilled and aged, often in a solaria system of alternating barrels and woods…the pinnacle of drinks.
1 Case Dirai V.S. Cognac 500$
1 Case Dirai V.S.O.P. Cognac: 1000$
1 Case Dirai X.O. Cognac: 2000$
1 Case Chateau de Burgundy V.S. Cognac: 450$
1 Case Napoleon IV Coronation Vintage X.O.: 5000$
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Liqueurs
Other than essentially every flavour of Schnapps and other such Liqueurs, we also offer a uniquely Prussian liqueur called l’Essence de Mead. It is made from Mead (distilled Honey) and infused with nearly 125 different secret herbs, flowers, and spices that give this liqueur its uniqueness and bring to mind the warm fires built during the cold Greater Prussian winters.
1 Case l’Essence de Mead: $235
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Vodkas (distilled grains, flavourless but potent)
(All Vodkas were made in Derscon)
1 Case Andre Allistaire Vodka (Guarenteed to kill you with one pint!): 50$
1 Case Andropov Vodka: 98$
1 Case Bismarck Vodka: 100$
1 Case Czar's Choice Triple Distilled Luxury Vodka: 200$
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Ales and Beers
1 20-Gallon Oak Barrel of Ballymena Stout (A Dark, robust Beer): 150$
1 Case of Ballymena Stout (Bottled): 70$
1 20-Gallon Oak Barrel of Kaiserstadt Lager (Medium bodied beer) 120$
1 Case of Kaiserstadt Lager (Bottled): 60$
1 20-Gallon Oak Barrel of Antrim Glen Ale (Light Bodied): 100$
1 Case of Antrim Glen Ale (Bottled): 50$
1 Case of Framboise (Raspberry Beer, light and fruity tasting): 80$
With the Royal Crown of Reichskamphen selling off many of its business ventures and holdings, GPWAS was able to acquire the 300 year old Royal Breweries. These Breweries generally only produced Beer for the King and the Royal Court from secret recipes contrived when the brewery was a monastery in Pre-Reformation Reichskamphen. The Beers are rumoured to be so good that His Majesty the King wouldn’t dare profane his lips with any other beer. We can only begin by selling 10 cases, or 4 barrels per customer until we are able to expand the Operation at the Breweries.
1 20 gallon barrel Crown and Scepter Golden Ale (light bodied) $200
1 case $100
1 20 gallon barrel Pax Germanica Nut brown lager (medium bodied) $240
1 case $120
1 20 gallon barrel Old Reichsburg Stout (Dark, full bodied beer) $300
1 case $140
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WINES (Limited Applications and selections until the store is fully stocked)
Cabernet-Sauvignon Red Wine with full body and heavy tannins and higher alcohol content
1 Case Chateau de Sanglant (2000){*95 Rating from Greater Prussian Wine Enthusiast}: $900
1 Case Chateau de Sanglant (2000) “Reserve de l’Empereur” {*Received perfect 100 score, only limited quantities are available as most of this vintage was bought by the Emperor himself for his own consumption and to give as gifts.: $2000
1 Case Le Garde Burgundienne (1986) {Received 98 Score. Special vintage made by what was then a new Chateau in the Burgundy Region, Chateauneuf-Pape Pius, to celebrate the Emperor’s creation of the Kingdom of Burgundy: $3200
1 Case Mer de la Sud (2000) {Received 88 Score}: $100
Chardonnay Light and fruity White Wine with less alcohol content.
1 Case Centreville Vinyards Chardonnay (2004) {Received 92 Score: $70
Riesling Fruity white wine, often characterized by dryness and a very clean refreshing taste
1 Case Reichsburg Estates Riesling (2002) {Received 90 Score}: $150
1 Case Arch Duke Oberhausen Riesling (1999) {Received 98 Score. Blended to commemorate the 60th Anniversary of the beginning of the Arch Duke’s continuing service to the Empire as its Foreign Minister: $300
Champagne (Bubbly white wine) As Champagne must be grown in the region of ‘Champagne, the following would be legally considered Sparkling Wines, but have the same high quality, if not better quality than those that come from France, and you are without the guilt for breaking your boycott on them.:)
1 Case Le Grand Chateau de le Marechalate (blanc de blancs) (1995) {Received 99 Score. This Chateau is owned jointly by the Marechals de l’Empire, the Imperial Marshals. But they leave the winemaking to the professionals and what a result!: $3000
1 Case Guillaume-Richarde (blanc de blancs) (1999) {Received 92 Score. Chateau owned by the famous Duc Guillaume Richarde Lefebvre de Centreville, the hero of many a great Campaign} $1200
1 Case Napoleon Premier (blan de blancs) //rose also available// (1904) {This vintage, made by the now destroyed Chateau de Royaume was made to commemorate the 100 year anniversary of Napoleon I’s coronation as Emperor of the French. And is considered one of the most perfect examples of Champagne ever contrived. It was thought the vintage had disappeared until literally 200 cases were discovered in the private vaults of the Count of Magdeburg who was put to death for Treason}: $50,000: Only 71 cases left! LIMIT FIFTEEN CASES PER BUYER
Dessert Wines
Desert wines are wines which retain various amounts of sugar due to various alterations or additions to the winemaking process.
Port:
This red, luxurious, sticky sweet desert wine comes from Portugal, hence its name, and is much more alcoholic than regular wine or other desert wines really. Port offers one of the most refined and nuanced wine experiences a person can have. The Klinghoffer family of Reichskamphen has owned a winery in Portugal for years where they produced meager Madeiras. When GPWAS bought the Klinghoffer Estate, we began growing grapes for Port, and lo and behold, we have the finest vintage Port you will be able to find, and even some rare selections that we have acquired from various other places.
1 case Klinghoffer Estate Vintage Porto.....
1997: $500
2001: $375
1 case Klinghoffer Estate Tawny Porto (A Blend of various successful vintages for a consistent experience): $300
Sauternes
A white desert wine. Made in the Bordeaux region of France. Sauternes is a golden, silky sweet wine with tastes of honey and what wine lovers would call a flowery nose. It is sweet, refreshing, and can age for decades upon decades. Considered the pinnacle of desert wines. As part of GPWAS’s expansion, we have acquired what we consider the Jewel in our Corporation’s crown…the very leading Chateau in Sauternes production, Chateau d’Yquem. For hundreds of years it has set the standard by which all other Sauternes are made and now we are offering everything to you. Drink now, or age for years…or decades.
1 case Chateau d’Yquem.....
2001: $2100
1998: $5000
1 case Chateau d’Yquem 1984* (Extremely Rare. Only 20 Cases): $85,000
1 case Chateau d’Yquem 1946* (Extremely Rare. Only 10 Cases) $100,000
*Limit one per buyer
Muscat
Made from the sweet Muscadelle Grapes, Muscat is a white desret wine made in Hungary, Australia (where they call these wines ‘stickies’), California, and wherever grapes can be grown. It is relatively easy to produce as compared to Sauternes and delivers a consistant experience, though the best Muscat is always lagging behind the average Sauterne. The real reason for loving these wines is their price and their unique refreshing sweetness. The Hoffman Estate in Reichkamphen has been producing Muscat for 20 years and now it is offered to you, the GPWAS customer.
1 case Hoffman Estate Muscat......
1997 $120
1 case Hoffman Estate Muscat 2001: $100
1 case Hoffman Estate Muscat 1989: $600
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Royal Cellar Finds
The Crown of Reichskamphen, seeking to build a new palace outside of Reichsburg, the Royal Family’s traditional home, sold the Palace to the Arch Duke of Reichsburg for him to have as his own residence. The Arch Duke then sold us the contents of the Royal Wine Cellars. These Cellars, constructed in the 3rd Century as a Catacomb, spiral in all directions beneath the Royal Palace and several tunnels lead off to elsewhere in the general vicinity. For months, GPWAS personell scoured the wine cellars and cleared out nearly 400,000 cases of wine. The oldest wine that was found was in an alabaster jug and dated 1650. It was obviously undrinkable, but the oldest drinkable wines date back to 1865, with several cases of Cognac dating back to the early 1800’s. Some of the rarest vintages were stored there by the Royal family and each month, GPWAS is going to offer a few selections that were removed from the Royal Cellars.
THIS MONTH'S SPECIAL!
***NONE CURRENTLY OFFERED***
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Non-Alchoholic Drinks
Worlds Finest Root Beer!
The current Dersconi Czar's beverage of choice, this root beer is a perfect example of perfection, without the side effect of drunkedness. :)
One Case (50 bottles) of WF Root Beer (High Quality): $50
Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer!
Made from the secret recipies of the Amish citizens of Pennsylvania, PD Birch Beer is second to no other Birch Beer -- considering there is no other Birch Beer. One can always tell it is DD Birch Beer from the smooth, yet rich taste of Birch. Only place you can find Birch Beer is RIGHT HERE! (OOC: And, actually, the only place in RL you can find Birch Beer is right here in my homestate of Pennsylvania. And man is it good!)
One Case of Red Birch Beer: $60
One Case of White Birch Beer: $80
One Case of Blue Birch Beer (extremely rare!): $120
Frangelicola
The famous liqueur, Frangelico, is the inspiration for this new transcendant soft drink. Traditional Coca-Cola used the Kola Nut for a great deal of its flavouring, this cola uses the exotic and luxurious hazelnut. Frangelico, which we also sell here at GPWAS for $240 a case, is flavoured with hazelnuts, berries, and various flowers and is an enlightening experience all on its own. When we use these carefully engineered flavours to create a carbonated soft drink, it is elevated to an even greater level. Quickly out-pacing Coke even in Reichskamphen, which is one of the largest Coke drinking countries in the world, Frangelicola is sure to be a hit with you too. Great for mixing!
1 case (100 bottles) Frangelicola in artistically designed glass bottles $150
Stossel Teas:
In the Asian Country of Progressive Hash, a new liberating modern force has entered and is beginning to free the people from their subservience. One of the most recognize pioneers in Progressive Hash is the former Duke d’Alpina, Erich Stossel who founded a gigantic plantation upon which he grows acres of every crop imaginable on the fertile Hashi soil. This soil, which for generations upon generations was only used for Marijuana, has the most unique properties and has factored largely in the superiority of the teas and other crops grown there. Stossel’s teas are expertly blended for the perfect taste and are stored in loose leaf form in decorative tins. If you wish to use tea bags, request them and we will send several hundred. Each tin will brew several douzain pots of tea. This is a tea which is impossible to replicate anywhere on this earth and a great value at that.
1 large tin Stossel’s Hashi Tea: $10
1 box (6 tins): $50
1 large tin Lotus Blend Tea: $12
1 box (6 tins) Lotus Blend Tea: $60
1 large tin Emperor’s Reserve Tea (Only the finest tea leaves are hand selected for this and the production is overseen by stossel himself to ensure that it is the highest quality tea that comes out of the Plantation): $15
1 box (6 tins) Emperor's Reserve Tea: $75
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TECHNICAL STUFF
Discounts apply to Allies and Friends of Greater Prussia. They also apply to bulk orders. DO NOT ASK FOR A DISCOUNT -- YOU WILL NOT GET ONE!
For everything but beer, all cases are ten to twelve (10-12) bottles, depending while beer, the case count is forty (40) bottles.
If you wish, stop by any location of the GP Wine and Spirits Shoppe to request a location be established in your nation!
Special orders are permitted, and if you give a description and enough asskissing, we'll make it a regular-market item, henceforth removing the surcharge for the Special Order. ;)
Note, discounts do not apply to special items and orders.
Current Locations
GPWAS Executive HQ
503 Freedom Drive
Loire Valley, Derscon 61636
GP Wine and Spirits RWC Branch
1347 Warpath Street
Conspiratoria, RWC 37654
GP Wine and Spirits EAEA Branch
125 New Lygon St
Eureka City, Europe and Eurasia
GP Wine And Spirits Burgundy Branch
200 Walnut Drive
Carmel, Cherry Ridge
GP Wine And Spirits Jerusalem Branch
1099 Penelope Crescent
Jerusalem, Jeruselem
Bob's Mega Casino
International Mall
GPWAS Vineyards, Breweries and Chateaus
Chateau d’Yquem (Bordeaux, France)
Klinghoffer Estate (Medinia Sodina, Portugal)
Royal Breweries (Reichsburg, Reichskamphen)
NOTE: The Greater Prussian Wine and Spirits Co. is looking for breweries and vinyards for sale from foreign nations. If you are willing to sell them, please contact GPWAS Executive Headquarters at the address listed above.
Also, all the wine and spirits and their ingredients are copywrite by various Greater Prussian corporations. If you steal these and try to sell them for a profit, we'll sue your ass poor. ;)
Grains are sat above burning peat. This gives this Whiskey the distinctive smoky flavour. Distilled with pure Mountain Spring Water
1 Case of 12 Year Knox (GP Brand) Scotch Whiskey: $200
1 Case of 15 Year Knox (GP Brand) Scotch Whiskey: $325
1 Case of 18 Year Knox (GP Brand) Scotch Whiskey: $450
1 Case of 36 Year Glennroyal (Official Scotch of the Imperial Crown): $1000
Southern Bourbon Whiskey
Grains, Corn Mostly, are distilled and put in burnt out oak barrels to age and mellow…Tennessee Whiskey has an extra step whereby it is specially filtered. This whiskey generally has a very sweet flavour.
1 Case of Jeff Davis “Kentucky” Bourbon: 100$
1 Case of President Davis 10 year aged Smooth Sipping Bourbon: 210$
1 Case J.E.B. “Tennessee” Bourbon: 95$
1 Case General Stuart Blended Sipping Bourbon: 150$
Gin
Distilled Grains, often quite dry. Contrived by the British it is thought
1 Case Cromwell fine distilled Gin: 120$
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Rum
Distilled Sugar Cane
1 Case Governor Wesley’s Private Reserve, fine sipping Rum: 150$
1 Case Davie Jones’ Liquor (Mass Distilled): 70$
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Cognac
A Special Type of Brandy in which grape wine is several times distilled and aged, often in a solaria system of alternating barrels and woods…the pinnacle of drinks.
1 Case Dirai V.S. Cognac 500$
1 Case Dirai V.S.O.P. Cognac: 1000$
1 Case Dirai X.O. Cognac: 2000$
1 Case Chateau de Burgundy V.S. Cognac: 450$
1 Case Napoleon IV Coronation Vintage X.O.: 5000$
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
Liqueurs
Other than essentially every flavour of Schnapps and other such Liqueurs, we also offer a uniquely Prussian liqueur called l’Essence de Mead. It is made from Mead (distilled Honey) and infused with nearly 125 different secret herbs, flowers, and spices that give this liqueur its uniqueness and bring to mind the warm fires built during the cold Greater Prussian winters.
1 Case l’Essence de Mead: $235
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
Vodkas (distilled grains, flavourless but potent)
(All Vodkas were made in Derscon)
1 Case Andre Allistaire Vodka (Guarenteed to kill you with one pint!): 50$
1 Case Andropov Vodka: 98$
1 Case Bismarck Vodka: 100$
1 Case Czar's Choice Triple Distilled Luxury Vodka: 200$
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
Ales and Beers
1 20-Gallon Oak Barrel of Ballymena Stout (A Dark, robust Beer): 150$
1 Case of Ballymena Stout (Bottled): 70$
1 20-Gallon Oak Barrel of Kaiserstadt Lager (Medium bodied beer) 120$
1 Case of Kaiserstadt Lager (Bottled): 60$
1 20-Gallon Oak Barrel of Antrim Glen Ale (Light Bodied): 100$
1 Case of Antrim Glen Ale (Bottled): 50$
1 Case of Framboise (Raspberry Beer, light and fruity tasting): 80$
With the Royal Crown of Reichskamphen selling off many of its business ventures and holdings, GPWAS was able to acquire the 300 year old Royal Breweries. These Breweries generally only produced Beer for the King and the Royal Court from secret recipes contrived when the brewery was a monastery in Pre-Reformation Reichskamphen. The Beers are rumoured to be so good that His Majesty the King wouldn’t dare profane his lips with any other beer. We can only begin by selling 10 cases, or 4 barrels per customer until we are able to expand the Operation at the Breweries.
1 20 gallon barrel Crown and Scepter Golden Ale (light bodied) $200
1 case $100
1 20 gallon barrel Pax Germanica Nut brown lager (medium bodied) $240
1 case $120
1 20 gallon barrel Old Reichsburg Stout (Dark, full bodied beer) $300
1 case $140
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
WINES (Limited Applications and selections until the store is fully stocked)
Cabernet-Sauvignon Red Wine with full body and heavy tannins and higher alcohol content
1 Case Chateau de Sanglant (2000){*95 Rating from Greater Prussian Wine Enthusiast}: $900
1 Case Chateau de Sanglant (2000) “Reserve de l’Empereur” {*Received perfect 100 score, only limited quantities are available as most of this vintage was bought by the Emperor himself for his own consumption and to give as gifts.: $2000
1 Case Le Garde Burgundienne (1986) {Received 98 Score. Special vintage made by what was then a new Chateau in the Burgundy Region, Chateauneuf-Pape Pius, to celebrate the Emperor’s creation of the Kingdom of Burgundy: $3200
1 Case Mer de la Sud (2000) {Received 88 Score}: $100
Chardonnay Light and fruity White Wine with less alcohol content.
1 Case Centreville Vinyards Chardonnay (2004) {Received 92 Score: $70
Riesling Fruity white wine, often characterized by dryness and a very clean refreshing taste
1 Case Reichsburg Estates Riesling (2002) {Received 90 Score}: $150
1 Case Arch Duke Oberhausen Riesling (1999) {Received 98 Score. Blended to commemorate the 60th Anniversary of the beginning of the Arch Duke’s continuing service to the Empire as its Foreign Minister: $300
Champagne (Bubbly white wine) As Champagne must be grown in the region of ‘Champagne, the following would be legally considered Sparkling Wines, but have the same high quality, if not better quality than those that come from France, and you are without the guilt for breaking your boycott on them.:)
1 Case Le Grand Chateau de le Marechalate (blanc de blancs) (1995) {Received 99 Score. This Chateau is owned jointly by the Marechals de l’Empire, the Imperial Marshals. But they leave the winemaking to the professionals and what a result!: $3000
1 Case Guillaume-Richarde (blanc de blancs) (1999) {Received 92 Score. Chateau owned by the famous Duc Guillaume Richarde Lefebvre de Centreville, the hero of many a great Campaign} $1200
1 Case Napoleon Premier (blan de blancs) //rose also available// (1904) {This vintage, made by the now destroyed Chateau de Royaume was made to commemorate the 100 year anniversary of Napoleon I’s coronation as Emperor of the French. And is considered one of the most perfect examples of Champagne ever contrived. It was thought the vintage had disappeared until literally 200 cases were discovered in the private vaults of the Count of Magdeburg who was put to death for Treason}: $50,000: Only 71 cases left! LIMIT FIFTEEN CASES PER BUYER
Dessert Wines
Desert wines are wines which retain various amounts of sugar due to various alterations or additions to the winemaking process.
Port:
This red, luxurious, sticky sweet desert wine comes from Portugal, hence its name, and is much more alcoholic than regular wine or other desert wines really. Port offers one of the most refined and nuanced wine experiences a person can have. The Klinghoffer family of Reichskamphen has owned a winery in Portugal for years where they produced meager Madeiras. When GPWAS bought the Klinghoffer Estate, we began growing grapes for Port, and lo and behold, we have the finest vintage Port you will be able to find, and even some rare selections that we have acquired from various other places.
1 case Klinghoffer Estate Vintage Porto.....
1997: $500
2001: $375
1 case Klinghoffer Estate Tawny Porto (A Blend of various successful vintages for a consistent experience): $300
Sauternes
A white desert wine. Made in the Bordeaux region of France. Sauternes is a golden, silky sweet wine with tastes of honey and what wine lovers would call a flowery nose. It is sweet, refreshing, and can age for decades upon decades. Considered the pinnacle of desert wines. As part of GPWAS’s expansion, we have acquired what we consider the Jewel in our Corporation’s crown…the very leading Chateau in Sauternes production, Chateau d’Yquem. For hundreds of years it has set the standard by which all other Sauternes are made and now we are offering everything to you. Drink now, or age for years…or decades.
1 case Chateau d’Yquem.....
2001: $2100
1998: $5000
1 case Chateau d’Yquem 1984* (Extremely Rare. Only 20 Cases): $85,000
1 case Chateau d’Yquem 1946* (Extremely Rare. Only 10 Cases) $100,000
*Limit one per buyer
Muscat
Made from the sweet Muscadelle Grapes, Muscat is a white desret wine made in Hungary, Australia (where they call these wines ‘stickies’), California, and wherever grapes can be grown. It is relatively easy to produce as compared to Sauternes and delivers a consistant experience, though the best Muscat is always lagging behind the average Sauterne. The real reason for loving these wines is their price and their unique refreshing sweetness. The Hoffman Estate in Reichkamphen has been producing Muscat for 20 years and now it is offered to you, the GPWAS customer.
1 case Hoffman Estate Muscat......
1997 $120
1 case Hoffman Estate Muscat 2001: $100
1 case Hoffman Estate Muscat 1989: $600
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Royal Cellar Finds
The Crown of Reichskamphen, seeking to build a new palace outside of Reichsburg, the Royal Family’s traditional home, sold the Palace to the Arch Duke of Reichsburg for him to have as his own residence. The Arch Duke then sold us the contents of the Royal Wine Cellars. These Cellars, constructed in the 3rd Century as a Catacomb, spiral in all directions beneath the Royal Palace and several tunnels lead off to elsewhere in the general vicinity. For months, GPWAS personell scoured the wine cellars and cleared out nearly 400,000 cases of wine. The oldest wine that was found was in an alabaster jug and dated 1650. It was obviously undrinkable, but the oldest drinkable wines date back to 1865, with several cases of Cognac dating back to the early 1800’s. Some of the rarest vintages were stored there by the Royal family and each month, GPWAS is going to offer a few selections that were removed from the Royal Cellars.
THIS MONTH'S SPECIAL!
***NONE CURRENTLY OFFERED***
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
Non-Alchoholic Drinks
Worlds Finest Root Beer!
The current Dersconi Czar's beverage of choice, this root beer is a perfect example of perfection, without the side effect of drunkedness. :)
One Case (50 bottles) of WF Root Beer (High Quality): $50
Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer!
Made from the secret recipies of the Amish citizens of Pennsylvania, PD Birch Beer is second to no other Birch Beer -- considering there is no other Birch Beer. One can always tell it is DD Birch Beer from the smooth, yet rich taste of Birch. Only place you can find Birch Beer is RIGHT HERE! (OOC: And, actually, the only place in RL you can find Birch Beer is right here in my homestate of Pennsylvania. And man is it good!)
One Case of Red Birch Beer: $60
One Case of White Birch Beer: $80
One Case of Blue Birch Beer (extremely rare!): $120
Frangelicola
The famous liqueur, Frangelico, is the inspiration for this new transcendant soft drink. Traditional Coca-Cola used the Kola Nut for a great deal of its flavouring, this cola uses the exotic and luxurious hazelnut. Frangelico, which we also sell here at GPWAS for $240 a case, is flavoured with hazelnuts, berries, and various flowers and is an enlightening experience all on its own. When we use these carefully engineered flavours to create a carbonated soft drink, it is elevated to an even greater level. Quickly out-pacing Coke even in Reichskamphen, which is one of the largest Coke drinking countries in the world, Frangelicola is sure to be a hit with you too. Great for mixing!
1 case (100 bottles) Frangelicola in artistically designed glass bottles $150
Stossel Teas:
In the Asian Country of Progressive Hash, a new liberating modern force has entered and is beginning to free the people from their subservience. One of the most recognize pioneers in Progressive Hash is the former Duke d’Alpina, Erich Stossel who founded a gigantic plantation upon which he grows acres of every crop imaginable on the fertile Hashi soil. This soil, which for generations upon generations was only used for Marijuana, has the most unique properties and has factored largely in the superiority of the teas and other crops grown there. Stossel’s teas are expertly blended for the perfect taste and are stored in loose leaf form in decorative tins. If you wish to use tea bags, request them and we will send several hundred. Each tin will brew several douzain pots of tea. This is a tea which is impossible to replicate anywhere on this earth and a great value at that.
1 large tin Stossel’s Hashi Tea: $10
1 box (6 tins): $50
1 large tin Lotus Blend Tea: $12
1 box (6 tins) Lotus Blend Tea: $60
1 large tin Emperor’s Reserve Tea (Only the finest tea leaves are hand selected for this and the production is overseen by stossel himself to ensure that it is the highest quality tea that comes out of the Plantation): $15
1 box (6 tins) Emperor's Reserve Tea: $75
=============================
TECHNICAL STUFF
Discounts apply to Allies and Friends of Greater Prussia. They also apply to bulk orders. DO NOT ASK FOR A DISCOUNT -- YOU WILL NOT GET ONE!
For everything but beer, all cases are ten to twelve (10-12) bottles, depending while beer, the case count is forty (40) bottles.
If you wish, stop by any location of the GP Wine and Spirits Shoppe to request a location be established in your nation!
Special orders are permitted, and if you give a description and enough asskissing, we'll make it a regular-market item, henceforth removing the surcharge for the Special Order. ;)
Note, discounts do not apply to special items and orders.
Current Locations
GPWAS Executive HQ
503 Freedom Drive
Loire Valley, Derscon 61636
GP Wine and Spirits RWC Branch
1347 Warpath Street
Conspiratoria, RWC 37654
GP Wine and Spirits EAEA Branch
125 New Lygon St
Eureka City, Europe and Eurasia
GP Wine And Spirits Burgundy Branch
200 Walnut Drive
Carmel, Cherry Ridge
GP Wine And Spirits Jerusalem Branch
1099 Penelope Crescent
Jerusalem, Jeruselem
Bob's Mega Casino
International Mall
GPWAS Vineyards, Breweries and Chateaus
Chateau d’Yquem (Bordeaux, France)
Klinghoffer Estate (Medinia Sodina, Portugal)
Royal Breweries (Reichsburg, Reichskamphen)
NOTE: The Greater Prussian Wine and Spirits Co. is looking for breweries and vinyards for sale from foreign nations. If you are willing to sell them, please contact GPWAS Executive Headquarters at the address listed above.
Also, all the wine and spirits and their ingredients are copywrite by various Greater Prussian corporations. If you steal these and try to sell them for a profit, we'll sue your ass poor. ;)