NationStates Jolt Archive

"Uh, you want to do what, sir?" the aide asked, staring at the Supreme Emperor.

The Supreme Emperor, Lord Of Death, Ruiner of Worlds, a slightly acne-inflicted teenage kid with way too much time on his hands, spun and faced George. "You insolent fool! Do you dare to challenge my 1337 skills?"

George raised his eyebrows but shook his head. "Um, no?" One thousand, three hundred and thirty-seven skills? What are those? "I simply asked you to repeat what you said before."

The Supreme Emperor nodded and smiled. "I said that I want to nUk3z0R AMF, which stands for Amazingly Magically Fa-"

"Sir?" George interjected, before his death was sealed with his leader's immature insinuations upon AutoMagFreek's sexuality, "You said you wanted to put us on the global map and make a respectable name for ourselves." How does he actually speak numbers?

The Supreme Emperor laughed. "Duh! If we defeat AMF, we'll be the best!"

George sighed. "You are aware, of course, of their foreign policy, sir?"

"No, what's that, their policy of gayness?" the Emperor laughed as he popped a zit.

"No sir, it's 'You don't fuck with us, and we don't fuck with you.' The flip side of this rather benevolent act, is that they will forcibly fuck us when we attempt to fuck with them."

The Supreme Emperor shook his head and laughed harshly. "Not if I use teh aW3s0m3 n1nj4s with their 1337, ste4lth armor."

George groaned. "Your Supremacy, even if you were to godmod the godmoddingest godmod that ever godmodded across the face of the planet of godmodding, AMF would still forcibly fuck us. After which, he would ressurect your soul in the Hall of Dead thingy and personally skin you, while keeping your meaty flesh alive and then burning it, bit by bit, while eating your family alive in front of your bleeding eyes before gouging them out. Then, after that warm-up, he will torture you."

The Supreme Emperor paused and thought about that. "You know what, Bernard-"

"-George-"

"-Gilbert, you may be right."

George smiled and for the first time, thinking that maybe, just maybe, his leader wasn't completely batshit loco.

"We should NUKE 'EM!!!! Fire all the nukes!!!!"

Ah, fuck it. I give up, George decided.

++++++

And so, one pitiful nuclear missile wobbled off it's launch pad and headed towards AMF. On the way there, a scientist back at the homeland realized the nuclear team had actually filled the warhead with spare pinball machine parts, due to the lack of soberiety at the rockin' party they had whilst building the missile.

There was, however, some extra coffee in the breakroom.

Don't tell the Supreme Emperor.

OOC: Hah.

"Uh, you want to do what, sir?" the aide asked, staring at the Supreme Emperor.

The Supreme Emperor, Lord Of Death, Ruiner of Worlds, a slightly acne-inflicted teenage kid with way too much time on his hands, spun and faced George. "You insolent fool! Do you dare to challenge my 1337 skills?"

George raised his eyebrows but shook his head. "Um, no?" One thousand, three hundred and thirty-seven skills? What are those? "I simply asked you to repeat what you said before."

The Supreme Emperor nodded and smiled. "I said that I want to nUk3z0R AMF, which stands for Amazingly Magically Fa-"

"Sir?" George interjected, before his death was sealed with his leader's immature insinuations upon AutoMagFreek's sexuality, "You said you wanted to put us on the global map and make a respectable name for ourselves." How does he actually speak numbers?

The Supreme Emperor laughed. "Duh! If we defeat AMF, we'll be the best!"

George sighed. "You are aware, of course, of their foreign policy, sir?"

"No, what's that, their policy of gayness?" the Emperor laughed as he popped a zit.

"No sir, it's 'You don't fuck with us, and we don't fuck with you.' The flip side of this rather benevolent act, is that they will forcibly fuck us when we attempt to fuck with them."

The Supreme Emperor shook his head and laughed harshly. "Not if I use teh aW3s0m3 n1nj4s with their 1337, ste4lth armor."

George groaned. "Your Supremacy, even if you were to godmod the godmoddingest godmod that even godmodded across the face of the planet of godmodding, AMF would still forcibly fuck us. After which, he would ressurect your soul in the Hall of Dead thingy and personally skin you, while keeping your meaty flesh alive and then burning it, bit by bit, while eating your family alive in front of your bleeding eyes before gouging them out. Then, after that warm-up, he will torture you."

The Supreme Emperor paused and thought about that. "You know what, Bernard-"

"-George-"

"-Gilbert, you may be right."

George smiled and for the first time, decided maybe his leader wasn't completely batshit loco.

"We should NUKE 'EM!!!! Fire all the nukes!!!!"

Ah, fuck it. I give up, George decided.

++++++

And so, one pitiful nuclear missile wobbled off it's launch pad and headed towards AMF. On the way there, a scientist back at the homeland realized the nuclear team had actually filled the warhead with spare pinball machine parts, due to the lack of soberiety at the rockin' party they had whilst building the missile.

There was, however, some extra coffee in the breakroom.

Don't tell the Supreme Emperor.

OOC: That is fucking awesome, dude! Especially the BTTF reference.
IC: President Carpenter sighed and laughed. "Yet another nation with a pathetic leader...it amazes me that they manage to exist." He went on his way, preparing for Dimmimar's invasion.

OOC:Words can't describe how funny this is. Not only does it make fun of godmodders..but...LOL

OOC: that was actually really funny. or extremely stupid. Either way, I hope AMF doesn't forcibly fuck you too hard. Your 1337 l4eder makes me laugh.

OOC: So damn awesome....

OOC: that was actually really funny. or extremely stupid. Either way, I hope AMF doesn't forcibly fuck you too hard. Your 1337 l4eder makes me laugh.

OOC: I'm leaning to the "extremely stupid," but you know, I'm not exactly the most impartial judge.

But I have to agree with you on the forcible fucking part. I'm not sure I'm ready for that kind of relationship with AMF, quite yet. Or, for that matter, ever.

OOC: You should continue this, I think; it would provide wonderful humor.

All across Largessea, n1nj4s put on their st34lh armorz and instantly, magically, illogically mobilized into thousands of giant C-130s that flew over to AMF.

Inside one of them, however, a n1nj4 discovered a slight problem.

"Hey, Frank!" one called out, looking down at his uniform. "Hey, Frank!"

Frank leaned over and shouted back. "Yo man, what's up?"

"You notice anything kinda... Oh, I don't know, weird about our armor?"

"4rm0r."

"What?" the first ninja shouted over the roar of the st3alth cargo planes.

"4rm0r, not armor!"

"How the fuck are you pronouncing numbers in a sentence?"

"Forget it. What's weird about our st34alth 4rm04?"

"We don't have any!"

Frank blinked a few times, and looked down at his cheap cotton shirt. Then he shrugged and leaned forwards again. "Hey, we're 1337 n1nj4s, we don't need it, with our training and stuff!"

The first ninja sighed. "Yea, listen, I've been meaning to talk about that. We don't have any 1337 training, our country's existed for like, four days!"

Frank blinked again. "Well, shit!"

But alas, it was too late. The cargo planes used their supersonic speed to escape any of AMF's air defences, the doors opened, and teh not-so-1337 ninjas parachuted down into AMF.

Luckily, they were all armed with dual Deagles, like the onez from CS!!!11!!111!1

Supreme Emperor says: bump i'm gonna bump this every minute because you all nee ned to know how cool i am why won't anyone play with me is it caus e i suck kno you guyz all suck

:rolleyes: Damn n00b.

IGNORED.

:rolleyes: Damn n00b.

IGNORED.
Thats not n00bish thats just comedy.

:rolleyes: Damn n00b.

IGNORED.

LMFAO! The one guy who doesn't understand it, it has to be Sarzonia...wow...

Good job though. Pretty funny shit.

((Oo! Can I join with a BS G-Mod thingy?))
"We would have gotten away with it, too if it weren't for that meddling President and his cat! We're the 3l337-Krew! We'll kick your ass!" the t3rrarest shouted as the P4ppy V0gen drove away.
"Well that was an interesting adventure. Whatever the fuck just happened," Earnest Equanant said as the ar drove away.
"And I don't own a dog."
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"Le1k, what are w3 gunna d?"
"Well bst outta heah using our STANDARD-ISSUE UB3R N1VE$!"
"How do you speek letters like that?"
"We just do."
The 3l337-Krew T3rrarest took his N1VE and struck it against the wall. It collapsed.
What did you think would happen? A magical fairy come in and teleport them out?
"Great, now we're going to get shot."
"N0, because we have A H3LL0K1TYK0P73R!" their unannounced leader shouted. Suddenly a H3LL0K1TYK0P73R appeared and they all jumped in, even though it was the size of a puppy. They took off and headed to the most random place in the world.

Largessea

I know, what a n00b. Probably some teenager that needs to get a life, away from the computer.

I.G.N.O.R.E. cannons, ready, and fire!

...Wait a minute, something's not right here.

SARZONIA< j0 ar3 a liber4l w1mp!!!!!!!1!!!!1!111

There, order has been restored to the universe.

((Oo! Can I join with a BS G-Mod thingy?))
"We would have gotten away with it, too if it weren't for that meddling President and his cat! We're the 3l337-Krew! We'll kick your ass!" the t3rrarest shouted as the P4ppy V0gen drove away.
"Well that was an interesting adventure. Whatever the fuck just happened," Earnest Equanant said as the ar drove away.
"And I don't own a dog."
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"Le1k, what are w3 gunna d?"
"Well bst outta heah using our STANDARD-ISSUE UB3R N1VE$!"
"How do you speek letters like that?"
"We just do."
The 3l337-Krew T3rrarest took his N1VE and struck it against the wall. It collapsed.
What did you think would happen? A magical fairy come in and teleport them out?
"Great, now we're going to get shot."
"N0, because we have A H3LL0K1TYK0P73R!" their unannounced leader shouted. Suddenly a H3LL0K1TYK0P73R appeared and they all jumped in, even though it was the size of a puppy. They took off and headed to the most random place in the world.

Largessea


hey thatz no fiar it was my rp and you stole it mods r u gonna helkp m4?

LMFAO! The one guy who doesn't understand it, it has to be Sarzonia...wow...

Good job though. Pretty funny shit.I found it quite annoying, to tell the truth. Mimicking n00bs is as bad as being one IMO. Waste of bandwidth.

Largessea, you may be one of the few people on NationStates with a sense of humor, besides Me, Green Sun, and Truitt....

I found it quite annoying, to tell the truth. Mimicking n00bs is as bad as being one IMO. Waste of bandwidth.

Really now? When you came to NS, was your first RP experience perfect, or were you slightly n00bish? He isn't a n00b, he's actually quite funny.

And "Waste of bandwith." Er, ok. Then don't post in the thread?

whether or not it's noobish or a waste of bandwith is a moot point, i thought it pretty damn hilarious.

hey thatz no fiar it was my rp and you stole it mods r u gonna helkp m4?
Waht u talkin bout thith is MY rp danmit!

And radios all across Adejaani have been heard to play the 'Funeral Dirge'...

I found it quite annoying, to tell the truth. Mimicking n00bs is as bad as being one IMO. Waste of bandwidth.

I won't agree or disagree with this point, but should wecome across real godmodding n00bs, then at least we have something both ridiculing and amusing to a lot of people to link them too while we all point and laugh.

Anyway, I like this thread. Amusing (Tag)

dep inside mefs supr awsom labs 39,321 scientistz wer wurkin on a suprawsomemegan00k.

ooc: lol u r suhc a godmodr!1

[i]@ da gr8 hall in mef capital[/]

'omg rly!?' xclamed da prez of mfe. lugstanza iis n00kin amf. lol k. wE nEEd 2 stOp his @$$.

mef firz 2212242 suprawsom n00k5 @ evry1 !!!~~

But then, the ruff of Me'fs lab/govment blding was torn off and a dragon appear.red
It was TRDGORO! TEH BURNINATOR!
He burninated all he saw, killing everybody.

Waht u talkin bout thith is MY rp danmit!

ooc: r the modsz gonan do something are not cuz i don't think they will they are so pwoerhungry and liberal?

IC:

Teh n1nj4s hit the ground and within seconds had defeated all the Sentinels in the city. However, all was not well back in Largessea.

"Okay, seriously, Your Supremacy, I want you to take back what you just said, and never, ever say that again. Ever," said, very quickly and quietly before the post went IC again. Oh, wait it did.

The Supreme Emperor wrinkled his nose and tried flattening his hair down as he fixed himself up in the mirror. "Sorry, what? The thing I said about Max Barry being a sucky author? I hated Jennifer Government."

George flinched. "I myself, enjoyed Jennifer Government. It was a fun, well-written, fast-past read with some witty dialogue and actually rather believable characters. Not only that, the insightful predictions of an-"

"It sucked," the Emperor said, as he slid a buckle into his jeans and started puckering up in the mirror.

"Why do you say it- what are you doing?!?" George asked with a horrified expression.

"Practicing for my big date, tonight. Oh, and it sucked cause there was no naked chicks in it."

George forced his jaw to reconnect with his mouth before he spoke again. "You? A date? With a girl?"

The Emperor shurgged. "Yeah, so?"

"Is she real?"

His Supremacy nodded. "Oh yea, and she has the largest-"

"Stop it! Stop talking! You actually asked a girl out, without forcing her to just because you are the Supreme Emperor of Largessea?"

The Emperor nodded and smoothed his hair down again, only to have it pop right back up. "Duh, I asked her."

George suddenly a suspicion about what exactly had occcured. "Tell me, Your Supremacy," he said fawningly, which earned him a metal-filled smile, "When you asked this lucky female, did she say 'Yes?'"

The Emperor froze.

"Aha," said George softly. Some random other n00b country would be in for an invasion tonight.

muahahaha! TAG! for comedic relief

Hah its only a) mt)er of timme(( b4 ima a moddzor!OOVCllololololol

And now for something completely different.

The Llamas. They were coming. They rolled over the hills and into the city below. Not a soul was spared from their uber-cuteness. Entire cities were burninated by their feet of doom. They ravaged through the randum country and spared not a soul, even their president was spared. AND BEHOLD! THE BONGO-DRUMMING AGENT SMITH!!!!1!1!!!1!!
http://www.evilzug.com/stuff/bongos/

From: mot@mot.gov.mf
Subject: Sincere apologies

Body: The President of Mef and the Minister of Technology and Sciences wishes to extend his most sincere apologies for the last two messages sent the internal community. In a brief moment of vulnerability while the government's security servers were taking offline for a quick problem, "3|337 h4xx0rz n1nj4z" took advantage and dispatched false government messages. We hope to soon apprehend the criminals involved.

Ministry of Technology and Sciences


About twenty hours later, a Federal Police task force gathered outside a tiny, lower-middle class residence in Northen Mef. After doors were knocked-in and flash bang grenades were thrown, a bewildered and shaken middle-aged man in a dirty wife-beater and grungy boxers emerged from the building with the SWAT team. Detaining the sketchy individual, they sent him to an interrogation room where he later confessed to the crime.

Gah! Humorous satire in II! Run for your lives! Look away! Hide your children!

Seriously, peoples, this is really wasting our time and taking up bandwith. I think a mod needs to heed my every beck and call and delete this thread, because we don't have time for this spam.

Now, anyone want to join my Earth XXII Silver Edition? And the News thread I made for it. And the Recruitment thread I made for it. And the OOC thread I made for it? And the Claims thread I made for it?

Aw, you suck. This is fun. Gives me an idea.

Gs.. Tg..

OOC: stop wasting bandwith for the love of God.

Haha, you thought I was serious, Green Sun?

Also: dont be cramping my stlyle!!!1!!!111 copyeer!111

Hay! At Least I Came Up With Llamsa Adn Trdgoro! Teh Burninator!
And I take comedy seriously. Kinda. Think about it.
*Your head explodes*

OOC: NATO members, who wants to nuke him.

Statement from t3h Supreme Emperor, who is still single even though he is really nice it's just t3h girls don't know him for who he really is because they only care about the big, dumb football jocks:

j00 nato!!1!

nuke me hahahahahhahaahha dont make me lkaugh ill beat you all up wussies

Hay! At Least I Came Up With Llamsa Adn Trdgoro! Teh Burninator!

you can't speel! stupid!

At leest i s34k ingrish!

Out of OOC Character: Well, I must note that, in my defence, I have contained my barely intelligeble mockery of n00bs (G-d, I hate the word, it's so derogatory and overused) within this thread.

On that note, I will now use my sudden platform of attention to speak out against those who refuse to open threads by those they do not know, thus suppressing and ignoring new players who would otherwise be excellent roleplayers. My speech will also explain why using smaller nations in your RP, even if you are a large nation, will increase the fun quotient for everyone.

...Forget it.

occ i will p0st in 4 minuts my moms yell1ng at me cuz i'm on teh cpu

101, t41$ 1$ t00 fu|\||\|y!

t45@!!!11!!!!!1111!!11one!!noe11!1llama.

No, Llamsa are mnie!

If AMF has read this, I think he's laughing too hard to reply. This could be the first time in history he's actually defeated.

No, thye haff 2 deal wiht Llamsa Adn Trdgoro! Teh Burninator!

IIRC, AMF is away. He will kick your ass assuming he doesn't ignore you.

((Nah, he knows it's all in good fun. rather, he will.))

((Nah, he knows it's all in good fun. rather, he will.))

t3h bur|\|14t0r!

If AMF has read this, I think he's laughing too hard to reply. This could be the first time in history he's actually defeated.

ooc; you dint put oocs before it so its ic!

IC: George was confused. By all logical and proven mathematical theories, godmodding would hit the natural log limit of e before it would reach a power level sufficient to defeat a country such as AMF. Dan Rather had said so himself, and Dan never lied.

But then how come he had reports AMF surrendered? This didn't make sense, but at least the Supreme Emperor would be pleased. The kid had been sulkling for hours after his date, which had really never existed, really never existed.

"Yea, whaddayawant?" came a sullen, slurred voice from the Emperor's private room, when George knocked.

"It's AMF sir, we may have defeated them."

There was a silent pause from the room that could only be described as pregnant. For a second George feared the Emperor had fell into shock, but no, his luck wasn't that good yet. "Okay sure, whatever."

George was confused. Was the kid's depression so bad? Just who was this girl? "Uh, sir, shouldn't we draw up a plan for establishing terms of-"

Suddenly another aide came rushing down the hall. "We didn't defeat them, wed didn't defeat AMF!" he shouted, before George clamped a hand over his mouth and dragged him into a side hallway.

"Are you crazy?" George hissed. "Do you want to make the Emperor kill himself?"

The aide thought for a moment, before nodding dumbly with a grin.

George sighed. "Just tell me the news."

"The telegram sir, it's the telegram. We actually didn't defeat AMF!"

George raised both eyebrwos at the aide. "DemonLordEnigma said so himself. Are you implying that Enigma lied?"

The aide shook his head quickly. "No, no, you need to be a self-aware being to lie!"

George loosened his grip on the aide only to clean his ears. "I beg your pardon?"

"The statement of AMF's defeat was false."

"So Enigma was wrong?"

"No."

"What?"

"Enigma isn't."

George almost snapped the man's neck right then and there. "Isn't what?"

"Enigma isn't! That message was made by monkeys! Lots of them!"

George let the aide go. "What did they spike the coffee with today? How could monkeys write a statement about AMF's now false defeat?"

"Well," the aide said slowly, "if you take an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typwriters then-"

"Oh, do shut up!" George rasped before slumping down. "Who else isn't?"

"Isn't what?"

"A monkey!"

"Monkeys, you mean."

"Just answer!"

"Oh well, Credonia, Decisive Action, Tactical Grace, oh geez, there are alot. Steel Butterfly is just a bunch of butterflies, for one."

George rolled his eyes. "Metal ones?"

The aide gasped in genuine shock. "Wow, how'd you know?"

George counted on his fingers and toes the number of years until he could retire, calming himself down. At least His Supremacy has shut up with the numbers things.

"Dude, I got the code to make all the DOA:XBV players nekkid!!!!111!11!" came an excited voice from the Emperor's room.

"Wasn't there a plotline about AMF?" George asked the aide.

The aide shrugged. "Oh, you know how it goes, the author gets drunk on fame and fortune, sells themself out to Microsoft, and continues with a subplot while ignoring the larger, more important plotline."

Anyone else think Largessea is AMF?

"Dude, I got the code to make all the DOA:XBV players nekkid!!!!111!11!" came an excited voice from the Emperor's room.

OOC: LOL! I remembered when all these magazines came out with fake cheat codes and the DOA team said there wasn't one. Ah, I wonder what poor souls still believe they can find it...

Suddenly, a man with a piece of bread for a head fell into the Emperor's roof. He picked himself up, threw a rock at the emperor and said,
"LOLOLOL! U suk! I keel uo and taek ur 3mp1rE!"

DGNT has deployed a squadron of Liquid Metal Gnomes and Bunnies to defeat the evil threat of Largessea, they have secured the capitol and eaten all the sugar.
There are preliminary reports that a gnome has kicked the leader of Largessea in the ankle, but these are as yet unconfirmed.

Anyone else think Largessea is AMF?

Out of OOC Character: :)

Anyone else think Largessea is AMF?

OOC: I was thinking that myself....

Anyone else think Largessea is AMF?

OOC: Having just seen this thread myself, I can say that yes I know this is satire, and no I won't ICly kick his ass.

Anyways, a moderator IP check can confirm that we are not the same person.

DGNT has deployed a squadron of Liquid Metal Gnomes and Bunnies to defeat the evil threat of Largessea, they have secured the capitol and eaten all the sugar.
There are preliminary reports that a gnome has kicked the leader of Largessea in the ankle, but these are as yet unconfirmed.

George held his ankle and hopped about on one foot. "Damn it, what was that for?" he cried, as the ankle throbbed with pain.

The aide gave him a wide-eyed, crazed look before huddling in a corner. "The gnomes, they told me to!"

Yep, George thought, Everyone here has gone batshit loco.

OOC: Having just seen this thread myself, I can say that yes I know this is satire, and no I won't ICly kick his ass.

Anyways, a moderator IP check can confirm that we are not the same person.

No need. I'm not that curious. Just speculating.

OOC: Having just seen this thread myself, I can say that yes I know this is satire, and no I won't ICly kick his ass.

Anyways, a moderator IP check can confirm that we are not the same person.

Out of OOC Character: Don't worry, AMF, we aren't. Last time I checked, that is.

ooc; amf we killed oyu and j00 surrendfer!! i'm the best now!!!

"Sir, I think we caused sufficient confusion with those last two communications. What next?" Orbex asked.

"Simple. We make the offer and hope they don't notice we're selling them repainted fireworks, squirt guns, and red-tinted tin foil," Enigma said.

~Electronic Communication to Largessea~
Sorry about the monkeys thing. Someone let them out of their zoo.
I have a special offer for you. It's a series of weapons and armor that will make your people invincible. I'll list them below.
TEH PWNZ0R Missiles- Small, hand-held missiles that auto-target their opponent and cannot be dodged or shot down. Disguised to look like bottle rockets to fool the enemy. $1,000 each.
Uber Cannon of D00m! (TM)- A small, hand-held gun that instantly blows up anything it hits. No armor can block it and it cannot be dodged. Disguised to look like water guns to fool the enemy. $500 each.
Godwank 4rm0r- This armor blocks all attacks and the wearer suffers no damage as long as he wears it. It's also ultra-light to make sure movement is easy. Disguised to look like suits made out of red-tinted tin foil to fool the enemy. $2,000 each.
I hope you will look over my selection and agree to buy my offered arms.
-Snarglefrazzer Enigma
~End Communication~

" How the hell is he speaking numbers??? I WANA SPEAK TEH NUMBER TALK!!!!!! Wait. Why did i just say teh instead of the??" said aimless. High leader of zackaroth.

" Because thats what teh writer told you to say. BUSH TEH MAN. SUPPORT TEH BUSH!!! See. hes doing it again.

" I want it to stop."

" You cant because hes doing ut right now."

" What?? I TEH DEM,AN U STOZORS THIZ RIGHTS NOW!!! Why was that sentence filled with some many spelling errors.

" because the writer is really stupid. Can we fire the ingore cannon now??"

"sure"

they fire the ingore cannon which is aimed at the sun It hits the sun.

" We are ingoring the sun??"

" I guess. Look like we all freeze to death"

" Not unless the writer. Makes us an uber nation that doesnt need the sun."

and the writer does that.

" Cool were teh most uber nation now!!!! STOP MAKING ME SAY TEH!!!!"

DGNT can arrange to sell you thrity tons of Quantum Cardboard for G50,000 per ton...

Ub3r!

OOC: Minor point: My electronic communications are text only.

Wow, AMF, I was compared to you. That's almost hilarious, if it wasn't so far off base.

However, I do hope this thread earned at least a chuckle out of you.

ooc: enigma 20000000 of everyhting we have new trops

IC: George stared at the Emperor again, blinking his eyes rapidly to see if he was going batshit loco too. "Ah, sir, you said?"

"I said," His Supremacy exclaimed with a squeal, "I cannot believe AMF read my thread! Oh my god, I have to say something brilliant that will make us allies forever! AMF rocks!"

George took a deep breath and counted to ten before speaking. "Sir, you invaded his country and attempted a thermonuclear attack, which would of have worked if not for the fact our scientists came from Sephrioth and Sarzonia, which are the only two countries more batshit loco than us."

The Supreme Emperor laughed again and began rubbing his hands together in a thoroughly creepy manner. "I know, and he noticed! Wow, maybe I can take him home with me and like, total war some puunk n00b ass!"

George mentally apologized to Sarzonia and Sephrioth. They weren't this fucking crazy. They're leaders weren't AMF fanboys. Well, at least Sephrioth's wasn't. "Sir, we can declare a ceasefire if you want. Maybe AMF won't kill all of us. Well, he will, but perhaps not as painfully."

"Alternatively," the Emperor said, his face brightening up, "we can develop an ontological proof rationalizing man's existentialist fate in a transcendential pluralistic world, particularly in the metaphysical aspects of 'real' and 'illusory,' thus eliminating empiricist thought as contradictory."

George suddenly forgot how to breathe, and his vision began to blur. "What?"

The Emperor shurgged and went back to making his Dead or Alive characters jump up and down. "I dunno. I read it on a Matrix forum."

George sighed in relief and wiped the sweat off his brow. "Right, thought so."

President Carpenter stared at his aide. "You're telling me that he's still going on?"
"Yes sir," Muncy replied.
"Well, we'd better do something about that. Please aim our orbiting I.G.N.O.R.E. satallite at his nation's capital and fire."
"Aye, sir," Muncy said, and walked away. Several moments later, the satallite fired.

ooc my orbitabl battel staiton shot your laser down, and we have trops near your border

OOC: Just consider it shipped.

IC:

"Sir, I can believe you just swindled them out of all of this money," Orbez said.

"I know. Let's hope they don't notice until the actual battlefield," Enigma said.

ooc my orbitabl battel staiton shot your laser down, and we have trops near your border
OOC: How lovely. Too bad for you I'm preparing for an invasion of my country anyway.
IC: "Sir," said the scout. "Look over there!"
"What ah'm I lookin' fer, Private?" asked Colonol Sharp with a Flaranglia accent.
"Up there," the scout replied, pointing. The Colonol's jaw dropped.
It was the strangest sight he had ever beheld: over 200 pimple-faced teenagers dressed in stereotypical ninja clothing were dancing around making stereotypical ninja noises.
"We don't have time fer this," the Colonol said. He turned to the nearby squadron commanders. "Order yer men to open fire!"
"Yes sir!" they replied. The soldiers opened fire.

ur ruining my rp! stop it, i'm ignoring you godmodders!

In all seriousness, I'm really trying to make a point. Even Supreme Emperors have feelings, so try to help a new nation, not ignore its post and such.

oky, i'm done my seriousness

ur ruining my rp! stop it, i'm ignoring you godmodders!

In all seriousness, I'm really trying to make a point. Even Supreme Emperors have feelings, so try to help a new nation, not ignore its post and such.

oky, i'm done my seriousness
OOC: Wait, what?

OOC: Wait, what?

I think he was making fun of n00b replies to people responding to them with anything other than just dying.

I think he was making fun of n00b replies to people responding to them with anything other than just dying.
OOC: Oh. Well, I knew that; I just thought it was funny to keep trying to RP normally.

George looked at the wallmap and stared. He was doing alot of staring lately. "What the hell are those guys doing, firing in our thread against soldiers that aren't even there? Don't they realize what throw-away jokes are? Why are they following them up?" he muttered to himself as he sipped his hot coffee.

The Supreme Emperor walked up beside him and grinned. "Yes, those fools don't realize I have Kv3lar armour on my soldiers, they can't die! And they can use st3alth to dodge bullets."

George had to tighten his grip on his coffee cup to stop himself from dropping it. "One, Kevlar is most definitely not invincible, two, we actually have those soldiers?"

The Emperor nodded. "Yeah."

George squinted. "And where, pray tell, did you get these soldiers?"

The Emperor shrugged nonchalantly and yawned. "They had a sale where AMF bought his Halls of Death thingy. You know, fifty percent off all deus ex machinas and other stuff people use to win wars. Super-Doujins, Sentinels, the usual."

George nodded and smiled at the Emperor. "Well, that was actually a very good decision on your part."

The Emperor smirked. "I know, I'm like really smart and stuff. Hey, can I have some coffee?"

George shook his head. "Sorry, nope."

"Why not?"

"Because it's past ten o'clock and you know how that stuff affects you."

"Aww, man..."

George shrugged. "Go plan with those naked females on your television. I'm going to go commit seppuku."

ic my soldiers laugh and dodge your bullets and shoot ak-47s and then someone says bring int the mbts

and they blow you all yup

and i win

with chocolate stars

ic my soldiers laugh and dodge your bullets and shoot ak-47s and then someone says bring int the mbts

and they blow you all yup

and i win

with chocolate stars
Sharp watched in amazement as the teenagers proceed to throw chocolate stars at his soldiers...at least the teenagers that survived the initial salvo. Then he became angry. "Fire the artillary!" he shouted.
Several rocket artillary batteries fired straight at the teenagers.

ooc not uh you missed

And now for some poetry:

And now the death of you above,
has brought me down, the death below,
and if mortal, man and foe,
would first lie down and enjoy the show,
this silly rp would die.

Hey, any mods read this monstrousity?

Well, its dead, so I'll reveal who I am. It really shouldn't surprise you.

Reveal yourself!

*poof*

Not sure how many of you know me, but I wrote Why I Play N|S (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=382919).

I really don't have any fame, but I really, really wanted to do something like this, and I'll probably do it again with another nation. :D

very good, sir. bravo.

It's amazing how one of the dumbest threads I've had the utmost pleasure of starting ended up surpassing the 700 views mark the quickest.

dumbest, that's a tad modest. To use wit, sarcasm, satire, and irony as effectively as i saw witnessed can not be done by one by who is dumb, and nor could such a creation be called dumb. Very clever, very well written would be more apt descriptions

It's amazing how one of the dumbest threads I've had the utmost pleasure of starting ended up surpassing the 700 views mark the quickest.

You, good sir, are an uber NS'er.

I wish youu would continued the RP. It was just getting fun!

LOL

Dude, have you actually thought about RPing here? or are you just mimicking it because you think it's ghey?

Lindim, you are now my personal hero. ;)

LOL

Dude, have you actually thought about RPing here? or are you just mimicking it because you think it's ghey?

Well, actually, I have thought about RPing here. As a matter of fact, I acted on the thought and have recently finished up an RP that started in mid-December.

So yes, I've RPed here, if that's your question. :p

It's listed in my signature, "A Most Civil War of Philosophy."

Well, actually, I have thought about RPing here. As a matter of fact, I acted on the thought and have recently finished up an RP that started in mid-December.

So yes, I've RPed here, if that's your question. :p

I sees you going places, boy.

I sees you going places.

The quote in your signature, TLS, my teacher used to say about me.

I took it as a complement.

The quote in your signature, TLS, my teacher used to say about me.

I took it as a complement.

The quote in my signature?

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man as he picked up the hammer and saw?

-Official Ratheian Government Response-

Lindim, that was the funniest thread of all time.

We need mroe of these.

W3 n33d much mro3 of tth3s thr43d434!

TLS: Yes, the blind man quote. Everytime I tried to contribute to clasroom discussions, she would say that, and then call on someone else. :p

*poof*

Not sure how many of you know me, but I wrote Why I Play N|S (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=382919).

I really don't have any fame, but I really, really wanted to do something like this, and I'll probably do it again with another nation. :D

I knew it! You were my second guess.

I knew it! You were my second guess.

I was?!? You recognized me? I exist out there?

Who was your first?

LOL

LOL

I second thaT :p

I was?!? You recognized me? I exist out there?

Who was your first?

I guessed AMF first officially, but then I kicked myself after I posted it, because I knew it had to be you. You're the only NSer (other than yours truly) awesome enough to think of something like this.

I guessed AMF first officially, but then I kicked myself after I posted it, because I knew it had to be you. You're the only NSer (other than yours truly) awesome enough to think of something like this.

Few, I was worried for a moment that you lost your ego! ;)

Seriously, I'm kinda shocked that anyone out there recognized me. I've only done one RP, aside from this travesty.

OCC: I rather like this RP; it feels like a sandbox. The kind of looney sandbox where that girl who kicked you in the shins and made you eat sand played.

IC: It was about six o' clock in the evening when a white minivan pulled up to the Largessa capital building. An affluent woman wearing designer sunglasses and a teal blouse stepped from the car, and proceeded to enter the building as Largessan guards rolled their eyes.

"Hey honey-kins, you're going to be late for you oboe practice with Mr. Stansing! Oh, and I told Mrs. Jenkins that you would be delighted to watch her cats while she goes to Palm Beach.''

ROFLMAO

Sup3rpo\/\/0r g|vs3 h$i appr0val

OOC: Lindim.... consider professional writing as a career. Or at the least, a moneymaking hobby.

*gets more towels to clean up the Pepsi all over his monitor*

OOC: Hey, thanks, is someone linking you here? Besides my signature?

OOC: no one linked it. I saw "Automagfreek" and "nuke" in the same title and had to have a look.