NationStates Jolt Archive


The Capital Incident

Greater Beijing
11-01-2005, 03:27
Beijing, China - 09-01-2016 - All members of the obscure yet growing Democratic party of China standed up in the middle of the general assembly this morning and began ranting about the unfair, brutal treatment of poor chinese citizens being step on by the states mismanagment of of large scale infrastructure projects, on a similar scale to the three gorges damn completed 8 years ago.

The rest of our general assembly broadcast was cut short and in place of the program a popular movie was aired.

The government refused to give any details about what happend next in the general assembly hall at Beijing, including the fate of all reporters and state media personnel.

Speculation is rampant - but these are the facts, acording to the state news release - the democratic party has not been suspended or disolved, and no members of the suburban esteemed democratic party or any of its attending representatives were harmed.

We ask that all citizens of China and Beijing remain calm and refrain from speculation.