Ankhmet
10-01-2005, 18:26
The Vatican council of the Catholic Church has declared the identity of the new Pope: Dr Shepmet Ra, Pharoah of the Ankhmeti Colonial Directorate and most recently a Catholic Priest. The Pope has voiced an interest in reviving old Papal traditions. The Cardinals all voiced the same opinion:
"The Papacy is safe with Shepmet!"
This does mean that the Church is once again selling indulgences, so if you think you've sinned a bit much and you want to get back in God's good books, send the Pope $10,000US and you will recieve an official Papal document, declaring you to be absolved of all sin committed in your life so far.
"The Papacy is safe with Shepmet!"
This does mean that the Church is once again selling indulgences, so if you think you've sinned a bit much and you want to get back in God's good books, send the Pope $10,000US and you will recieve an official Papal document, declaring you to be absolved of all sin committed in your life so far.