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For the disrespect of Malker, I have launched nuclear missles. I feel that my other allies will follow suit. Good bye, Malkyer.

DGNT dispatches super-de-duper secret agents who disarm your missiles IN MID AIR. Blindfolded. With one hand tied behind their backs.

Dude, stop spamming. The mods are going to get pissed at you.

[OOC: Ok, apart form DGNT's...tricks, I'll just point out that most nations DO have anti-nuclear weapon defences, so don't expect that your enemy is just suddenly dead.

Oh, and DGNT, if one hand was behind their back, then it means they would either have only one hand for flapping, or one hand for disarming, and either way it's gonna be tricky (Feh, taking things seriously when they aren't is fun)]

For the disrespect of Malker, I have launched nuclear missles. I feel that my other allies will follow suit. Good bye, Malkyer.

You must be special. I'm sorry, let me clear things up. You can't just randomly nuke whoever you want. First, your budget just dropped more than a trillion dollars for all those ICBM's.

Second, he could just simply ignore it and then...WHOA! It never happened.

Third, knock it off with the spam. Ask people OOCly first if you want to RP something like nuclear warfare.

A couple of rocks fell from the sky. Jimmy, who was outside playing in the lawn, ran up to one to see what it was, as rocks don't often fall out of the sky. On the rock, in white paint, were the words, "lolololon00kzzers j00 n00ok lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111"

Being only five years old, and relatively ignorant of n00bspeak, Jimmy was thoroughly confused.

And my nation is Malkyer. There's a "y" in there.

[OOC: Ok, apart form DGNT's...tricks, I'll just point out that most nations DO have anti-nuclear weapon defences, so don't expect that your enemy is just suddenly dead.

Oh, and DGNT, if one hand was behind their back, then it means they would either have only one hand for flapping, or one hand for disarming, and either way it's gonna be tricky (Feh, taking things seriously when they aren't is fun)]

They ARE my anti-nuclear system. Doesnt it pwn?

Thats no problem, theyre female. They have thighs of doom with which to grapple the missiles. Hooray for mechanical augumentation!
Ever seen Goldeneye?

ooc-Oh those kind of Thights ah yes....Remind me never to fire out dated nukes at you any time soon.

DGNT dispatches super-de-duper secret agents who disarm your missiles IN MID AIR. Blindfolded. With one hand tied behind their backs.

Lol :D

As the Axis Nova SDI network detects ICBMs entering their range, several of them shift position. A few seconds later, a bomb-pumped X-ray laser detonates, destroying almost all of the ICBMs. The few that get through are targeted, bracketed and exterminated by quick and accurate fire from a SOL satellite.

I think I see why hes doing this:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/search.php?searchid=206835

His topics get no attention. He, like me, is an unfourtunate victim of Lead Topic Syndrome, an unfourtunatly uncurable disease where the persons topics drop like they are made of lead.
Unfourtunatly he has let it affect his mind, creating an attention-seeking spam-monster.

For the disrespect of Malker, I have launched nuclear missles. I feel that my other allies will follow suit. Good bye, Malkyer.

Shut up.

I think I see why hes doing this:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/search.php?searchid=206835

His topics get no attention. He, like me, is an unfourtunate victim of Lead Topic Syndrome, an unfourtunatly uncurable disease where the persons topics drop like they are made of lead.
Unfourtunatly he has let it affect his mind, creating an attention-seeking spam-monster.

I was diagnosed with that once. But I bounced back. DID YOU HEAR THAT, GENERICAN STATES?

I, fortunately, have never experienced that; in fact, I think I've gotten myself into a different situation: stuck in a place where it is almost certain that I am doomed. >_>

So DGNT wanna go blow this one apart with uber powered space tech?

A couple of rocks fell from the sky. Jimmy, who was outside playing in the lawn, ran up to one to see what it was, as rocks don't often fall out of the sky. On the rock, in white paint, were the words, "lolololon00kzzers j00 n00ok lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111"

Being only five years old, and relatively ignorant of n00bspeak, Jimmy was thoroughly confused.

And my nation is Malkyer. There's a "y" in there.
I think I'm going to cry laughing!

So DGNT wanna go blow this one apart with uber powered space tech?
May I help with my orbiting laser satallites?

Wow, another nation thinking they have nukes. Please check to make sure you have nukes, instead of making spam like this. My nation has nukes, partially because the largest industry is 'uranium mining' and the biggest expenditure is on 'defense'.

He just telegrammed me.

"I just annihalated your country with my nukes your dead maybe that will teach you to respect your betters."

My reply "IGNORED" and I promptly blocked him.

Seriously stop godmodding you loser, try and actaully think about your actions.

Someone let me know if hes on earth or in space and i'll personally pull my nice little force out and glass him for the fun of it and sell the video tapes on ebay.

And I will promptly buy that tape and televise it all over Morgenroete and with the caption look at what happens to Godmodding N00bs, as part of my internal campeign against Godmodding.

Soon, Generic States largest industry will be plate-glass exporting.