NationStates Jolt Archive

(Presss release broadcasted to all Earth t.v stations and radios"


voic:'This Boradcast is interrupted to make an imprtant announcement by the Free Star Commonwealth military forces"

"Greetings. My name is Lord General Arthur T. Mccammon and I am the Supreme Commander of the forces devoted to Operation Submission"
"Operation Submission is a joint operation by the Free Star Commonwealth military forces to bring the total and complete submission/surrender of the United Nation affiliated countries on Earth. We are totally serious in this. "
"To be more exact, we dammand a Decleration of Surrender to be singed by all members of the United Nations. This Decleration will include reperations to be paid to the Free Star Commonwealtrh in 1) precious minerals to excessd 300 billion u.s dollars, and 2) a quarter of the total land of each nation to be surrendered, in perepetuity, to the Free Star Commonwealth"
"I am sure you are wondering why you should comply. The answer is really quite simple. Around your planet is battlecrusiers loaded with millions of missles with nuclear, biological and chemical warheads.In addition, we are prepared to drop our divisions of Battledroids on your cities and destroy them"

(gestures with hand behind him and spotlight comes on showing rows apon rows of huge robots armed with machineguns, missles and other exotic weapons)
"The Battledroids will easily destroy your tank divisions. Engineer, please turn the spotlight on to my left? Thank you."

(Gestures with left hand. Spotlight turns on showing rows on rows of aircraft)
"These are our squadrons of Pheonix Sun aerospace fighter/bombers. More are deployed around your planet. Each are armed with 7 100,000 megaton missles with nuclear warheads. "
"Please observe directly behind me. These are our troops. They number in total about 1 billion, 500 million. Of course, they are not all here. "

(Troops start chanting "Death! Death! Death! and beating on their chest with a dagger in their right hand, strinking their left breast")
"Death, Death, Death! Death, Death, Death! (roar)

"Silence men! We are not barbarians. You have 72 hours to comply or the Earth as you know it shall cease to exist. You must decide to either swallow your pride, or become extinct. We are fully prepared to incinerate the Earth with our weapons."
"Citizens of United Nations affiliated nations, I strongly urge you to plead with your rulers to comply. If they do not, I am afraid we will have to kill all of you and scorch the Earth with atomic weapons. Do not be deceived. We are fully prepared to commit genocide."
'Thank you and we eagerly await your surrender. A new day has come, and you must accept your role as our a conquered people and subjects to the great and mighty Free Star Commonwealth. Thank you"

(sScreen goes black)

Oh? A 15-post nation holding the world to ransom? dream on. Get twinned (see link in sig)

OoC: Somehow I doubt your story, do as Falcania says and get twinned, read the stickies and be a good newbie.

(Presss release broadcasted to all Earth t.v stations and radios"


voic:'This Boradcast is interrupted to make an imprtant announcement by the Free Star Commonwealth military forces"

"Greetings. My name is Lord General Arthur T. Mccammon and I am the Supreme Commander of the forces devoted to Operation Submission"
"Operation Submission is a joint operation by the Free Star Commonwealth military forces to bring the total and complete submission/surrender of the United Nation affiliated countries on Earth. We are totally serious in this. "
"To be more exact, we dammand a Decleration of Surrender to be singed by all members of the United Nations. This Decleration will include reperations to be paid to the Free Star Commonwealtrh in 1) precious minerals to excessd 300 billion u.s dollars, and 2) a quarter of the total land of each nation to be surrendered, in perepetuity, to the Free Star Commonwealth"
"I am sure you are wondering why you should comply. The answer is really quite simple. Around your planet is battlecrusiers loaded with millions of missles with nuclear, biological and chemical warheads.In addition, we are prepared to drop our divisions of Battledroids on your cities and destroy them"

(gestures with hand behind him and spotlight comes on showing rows apon rows of huge robots armed with machineguns, missles and other exotic weapons)
"The Battledroids will easily destroy your tank divisions. Engineer, please turn the spotlight on to my left? Thank you."

(Gestures with left hand. Spotlight turns on showing rows on rows of aircraft)
"These are our squadrons of Pheonix Sun aerospace fighter/bombers. More are deployed around your planet. Each are armed with 7 100,000 megaton missles with nuclear warheads. "
"Please observe directly behind me. These are our troops. They number in total about 1 billion, 500 million. Of course, they are not all here. "

(Troops start chanting "Death! Death! Death! and beating on their chest with a dagger in their right hand, strinking their left breast")
"Death, Death, Death! Death, Death, Death! (roar)

"Silence men! We are not barbarians. You have 72 hours to comply or the Earth as you know it shall cease to exist. You must decide to either swallow your pride, or become extinct. We are fully prepared to incinerate the Earth with our weapons."
"Citizens of United Nations affiliated nations, I strongly urge you to plead with your rulers to comply. If they do not, I am afraid we will have to kill all of you and scorch the Earth with atomic weapons. Do not be deceived. We are fully prepared to commit genocide."
'Thank you and we eagerly await your surrender. A new day has come, and you must accept your role as our a conquered people and subjects to the great and mighty Free Star Commonwealth. Thank you"

(sScreen goes black)


IGNORE CANNON charged up.

FIRE!!

Generican states were wiped out from exstance.

OOC: Battle cruisers? Thats future tech.

Mr 47 has made it clear that we do not find this amusing. Please stop contacting our diplomatic department or we will be forced to fine your nation for the electrical and telecom bills.
Thank you.

"These are our squadrons of Pheonix Sun aerospace fighter/bombers. More are deployed around your planet. Each are armed with 7 100,000 megaton missles with nuclear warheads. "
"Please observe directly behind me. These are our troops. They number in total about 1 billion, 500 million. Of course, they are not all here. "

King Falcon I made the following statement tonight:

"These are our IGNORE cannons. They are used to ignore members who get ideas above their station. These sophisticated models have also been fitted with anti-godmode systems, which enable the using country to effectively ignore any godmoding nations."

King Falcon I made the following statement tonight:

"These are our IGNORE cannons. They are used to ignore members who get ideas above their station. These sophisticated models have also been fitted with anti-godmode systems, which enable the using country to effectively ignore any godmoding nations."

You idiot, it is just not me but every nation in the Free Star Commonwealth, dummy. And yes, we ALL can do it. I just post the most. Let'
s just say we are like minded individuals (about 16 of us) that togewther have the capacity, under the Free Star Commonwealth umbrealla to annihilate many of you. You either respons, or we begin bombing. Your choice.

You idiot, it is just not me but every nation in the Free Star Commonwealth, dummy. And yes, we ALL can do it. I just post the most. Let'
s just say we are like minded individuals (about 16 of us) that togewther have the capacity, under the Free Star Commonwealth umbrealla to annihilate many of you. You either respons, or we begin bombing. Your choice.
OOC:
Okay, lets have them post. All of them, their support.
Anyway, all of the modern nations (IE: The ones that make up most of the UN) are going to ignore you, not just for your huge numbers, but for your technology.
As for the FT nations (Me and the others), we could all wipe you out easy. Battledroids are quite vulnerable to EMP weapons...but let me guess, yours all have mobile faraday cages, right?

Shut up. *bitch slaps the leader*

OOC:

Official Notice of Being Ignored!

(Presss release broadcasted to all Earth t.v stations and radios"


voic:'This Boradcast is interrupted to make an imprtant announcement by the Free Star Commonwealth military forces"

"Greetings. My name is Lord General Arthur T. Mccammon and I am the Supreme Commander of the forces devoted to Operation Submission"
"Operation Submission is a joint operation by the Free Star Commonwealth military forces to bring the total and complete submission/surrender of the United Nation affiliated countries on Earth. We are totally serious in this. "
"To be more exact, we dammand a Decleration of Surrender to be singed by all members of the United Nations. This Decleration will include reperations to be paid to the Free Star Commonwealtrh in 1) precious minerals to excessd 300 billion u.s dollars, and 2) a quarter of the total land of each nation to be surrendered, in perepetuity, to the Free Star Commonwealth"
"I am sure you are wondering why you should comply. The answer is really quite simple. Around your planet is battlecrusiers loaded with millions of missles with nuclear, biological and chemical warheads.In addition, we are prepared to drop our divisions of Battledroids on your cities and destroy them"

(gestures with hand behind him and spotlight comes on showing rows apon rows of huge robots armed with machineguns, missles and other exotic weapons)
"The Battledroids will easily destroy your tank divisions. Engineer, please turn the spotlight on to my left? Thank you."

(Gestures with left hand. Spotlight turns on showing rows on rows of aircraft)
"These are our squadrons of Pheonix Sun aerospace fighter/bombers. More are deployed around your planet. Each are armed with 7 100,000 megaton missles with nuclear warheads. "
"Please observe directly behind me. These are our troops. They number in total about 1 billion, 500 million. Of course, they are not all here. "

(Troops start chanting "Death! Death! Death! and beating on their chest with a dagger in their right hand, strinking their left breast")
"Death, Death, Death! Death, Death, Death! (roar)

"Silence men! We are not barbarians. You have 72 hours to comply or the Earth as you know it shall cease to exist. You must decide to either swallow your pride, or become extinct. We are fully prepared to incinerate the Earth with our weapons."
"Citizens of United Nations affiliated nations, I strongly urge you to plead with your rulers to comply. If they do not, I am afraid we will have to kill all of you and scorch the Earth with atomic weapons. Do not be deceived. We are fully prepared to commit genocide."
'Thank you and we eagerly await your surrender. A new day has come, and you must accept your role as our a conquered people and subjects to the great and mighty Free Star Commonwealth. Thank you"

(sScreen goes black)
In response I have decloaked my orbital defense network of 9 million one thousand three hundred and thirty seven sattelites and fired 9.76 trillion tube-launcher nuclear powered anti-matter explosive LIDAR guided sonic tomatoes at your fleet.

good day.

Shut up. *bitch slaps the leader*

YAY!!!!!11shiftone!!!!!1tehone11!!

Ignored... ;)

In response I have decloaked my orbital defense network of 9 million one thousand three hundred and thirty seven sattelites and fired 9.76 trillion nuclear tomatoes at your fleet.

Nuclear tomatoes, ha. I love it.

As for the rest, what a load of BS.

[Technically-IC]: I throw snowballs filled with rocks at you. YELLOW snowballs.

No, stop, don't!!!

Seven-hundred thousand buckets of human waste infested with hundreds of incurable, virulent bacteria, viruses, and parasites, will be dumped onto the nation of Generican States momentarily. Good day.

OOC:
Quite nicely written these threads, a shame they are bit silly...

Blahbar!

[SEMI-IC]: Too late! The first 100 snowball salvo is drifting through space as we speak!

ONBOARD THE BATTLESHIP Resistance is Character Forming

"Prepare the next salvo!"

On top of the ship, 100 men is specialised Zero-G suits can be seen from behind for a few second, whistling and looking around, before a zipping noise is heard, and the next salvo is launched.

[Technically-IC]: I throw snowballs filled with rocks at you. YELLOW snowballs.
Watch out where those Huskies go
Dont you eat that yellow snow!

Hehe.

You idiot, it is just not me but every nation in the Free Star Commonwealth, dummy. And yes, we ALL can do it. I just post the most. Let'
s just say we are like minded individuals (about 16 of us) that togewther have the capacity, under the Free Star Commonwealth umbrealla to annihilate many of you. You either respons, or we begin bombing. Your choice.

Hmmm...
Let's see. Sixteen nations against...*counts on hand*...15...16...17...

About 20,000. WE also have the capacity.

Listen, Generican states. Even 16 nations cannot take over the world. To even have a snowball's hope in hell of holding the world to ransom, you must be so large and powerful you must already practically own the world. Nobody's listening to you, prat.