NationStates Jolt Archive

Squidro has recently commenced large scale distribution of our state of the art weaponry. That's right we can now distribute to nation states without terrorist connections as well.

The first is 'the govenor', with side sponson, low calibre machine guns this speed demon with a massive top speed of four miles per an hour is a welcome addition to any army.

http://www.rudi-geudens.be/images/ww1_tank_03.jpg

All orders placed will be distributed by us, free of charge. so when you see this baby at your borders, hold your fire: your tank has arrived!

http://www.rudi-geudens.be/images/ww1_gun_06.jpg

Expect 13-18 months for delievery.

Now taking orders.

Expect more quality, squidro made products to follow.

But wait there's more: Pay with credit card and within the next ten minutes we'll throw in, this sandbag, cannon and manican set free of charge!

http://www.rudi-geudens.be/images/ww1_gun_10.jpg

You heard me right ladies and gentlemen, all of this comes with a 12 month money back guarentee (instigated after shipping). If you decide to return the tank you may keep the sandbag, cannon and manican crew as our gift to you.

What are you waiting for? Call now!!!

3254-SQUID-754

Ok, ok, I chuck in thirty seven bullets to go with the tank, c'mon this is a once i a life time oppertunity.

Did I mention this baby was used extensively in WW1, a war that can boast the most combatant casualities of any war? This baby must've been doing something righ aye?