NationStates Jolt Archive

A Potato Union conference has comissioned the firing of 12...million squid to surface missiles.

Then an elite band of of crime fighting felines was dispatched and successfully killed the the remainder of the populace...Except for fifteen children who were abducted and used to build an orbital weapons platform.

Thank you for your time.

PS. Mount everest is now covered in squid ink.

OOC: OMG! Is this serious, or a joke? LOL!

The potato union cares not for your foolish horse play, consider yourself carpet inked(it's like carpet bombing but less of the death and more of the mess).

OOC: I like to seee you try, as I thought this was a joke thread. I am on a different planet.

Still amusing though :D

Squid ink can travel intergalactically, you should know this by now.

I thought this whole forum was a joke lol...It's sort of ammusing that it isn't.